Long, but worth it. i don't know what to do for a description. so its tth grade, 1 was average but alone. but yet 1 didnt give a shit 11 year old me but 1 wasnt sad Life Love Cassie
Upload
Login or register

Long, but worth it

Click to block a category:GamingPoliticsNewsComicsAnimeOther
 
Long, but worth it. i don't know what to do for a description. so its tth grade, 1 was average but alone. but yet 1 didnt give a shit 11 year old me but 1 wasnt

i don't know what to do for a description

so its tth grade, 1 was
average but alone. but yet
1 didnt give a shit
11 year old me
but 1 wasnt
popular, and
subject to
constant bullying
any
i allways spent my tame
alone during recess
Untill 1 met her. the girl
of my dreams.
over a game of tag
Her name was Cassie, she was
skinny, small, and beautifui..
well for an 11 yearold Re
we hung out all of the tine,
every day 1 would spend the
afternoon at her house
I was no longer alone.
had a friend. a best
friend
But 1 just didnt know it
at the tine.
It was June, 1 dont
remember the exact day.
all 1 remember is we were
messing around laughing
our asses off.
And then it hit me.
it was like a brick
fucking wall rushing
at me at speeds
faster than any
recorded by man
1 was have
I thought
about telling
her. 1
pondered it
for months.
almost a full
year.
And then 1 maned the fuck up
and toad her. I wrote her a
poem, I bought some flowers,
and wrote a speech that
revealed my feelings for her.
I toad her everything. my
feelings, my love.
but 1 was to late” about 3
some douche bag from our school
had asked her out 3 hours
before, she was going to tell me
as soon as she saw me. but 1
toad her everything before she
could tell me.
she tried to tell me that she
had feelings for me at one
point, but 1 should of toad
her. she would of said yes. it
was her atempt to comfort me.
but 1 was already dead inside.
and quite frankly, what she
said made me feer worse
friend
zoned
no rage face for this
part. we are going to
I bitched out. i was a love
struck teenager. quite
possibly the stupidest type
of person on the planet. my 3
year old brother had more
sense than me at the tame.
i went home, grabbed a gallon
of bleach, wrote myself a sad
suicide note. and downed
of Clorox bleach, mays
would be proud.
and guess who 1 saw first
sitting a
chair, at the
end of my bed
crying.
it was Cassie
I woke up the next day a
hospital bed, with 3 iv' s and
hooked up to a whale shit load
of monitors
WHEN} HIGH all] R"
she saw me, and it was like
the weight of the world was
lifted off her back
first she was
suprised to see me
alive
then she was
happy
an my gud, thank
we Tou' re alive.
thank one thank we
thank gas"
And then she was mad
What the an are
yen think van were
as yen have
any idea what the
fuck Van an ta
Then the disapointment
kicked
what an T guru: ta as
with yen"
And 1 just stood
there, taking
what l deserved
But a couple hours we
were back to normal.
besides the fact 1 was
a hospital bed. it was
like nothing happened
tta
but, since 1 was stable my
throat had gnd degree burns,
but 1 was stable) 1 had to
bel
I dont know about
you. but where 1
live, when you
try to Kill
yourself. you
have to go to a
mental health
institute.
For Three Months.
But Cassie
met me
every day
she could,
twice a
week. on
thursdays
she would tell me about
fights with her boyfriend
she would make fun of my
hospital gown and scrubs.
joking of course
jokes on her
though, those
scrubs were
comfy as fuck
I would tell her stories about
how 1 got trouble with the
therapists and my french doctor
that 1 had fun messing with, as
a joke of course
Etti (it
And soon, 1
was out of
the hospital.
it was my
final day
that god damn
hospital.
and guess who
was there to
pick me up.
mother fucking Cassie.
why the fuck are you
still wearing the
scrubs"
she toad me she broke up
with her Dang boyfriend
and she said she wanted to
I was happy. 1
1 was love.
was
girl.
1 was put the friendzone.
and now 10 years later we are married, with a beautifui baby
and 1 got out. the friendzone
isnt a tine sentence. things change, people change,
feelings change. because trusts . is change.
1 hope everything works out for you like it did for me
unthinkable.
oh yeah. one more thing.
have always prevails
But listen. do not think killing yourself will get you the
girl you want. because 9999999991 of the tine, be
fucked. my shot was 1 a million.
1 went full retard. dont do what 1 did, dont do the
...
+2383
Views: 64564 Submitted: 06/12/2012
Hide Comments
Leave a comment Refresh Comments (815)
[ 815 comments ]
> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#6 - lemonpepsiking
Reply +321 123456789123345869
(06/12/2012) [-]
to get out of friendzone you have to drink bleach eh? It seems it really turned the "tide" of the battle?
#410 to #6 - ohgodwaitimatheist
Reply -10 123456789123345869
(06/12/2012) [-]
I readed the comic because your comment.
I readed the comic because your comment.
User avatar #813 to #410 - nikelove
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(06/13/2012) [-]
You should have "readed' an english textbook first.
#881 to #813 - ohgodwaitimatheist
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(06/13/2012) [-]
Damn, I am sorry, but I'd rather read a book from my main language.
Damn, I am sorry, but I'd rather read a book from my main language.
#242 to #6 - anon id: b73dc5ea
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(06/12/2012) [-]
#703 to #6 - organicglory
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(06/13/2012) [-]
User avatar #478 to #6 - lordfaggotmaster
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(06/12/2012) [-]
Well,did the bleach taste good?
User avatar #290 to #6 - memeticman
Reply +7 123456789123345869
(06/12/2012) [-]
SOMEONE GIVE THE MAN A MEDAL!!!!
#486 to #6 - pokemonstheshiz
Reply +9 123456789123345869
(06/12/2012) [-]
Just take this thumb to go
#14 to #6 - wakawakax
Reply +21 123456789123345869
(06/12/2012) [-]
Your comment made me laugh more than   the entire frontpage. Take this thumb and be proud of yourself.
Your comment made me laugh more than the entire frontpage. Take this thumb and be proud of yourself.
#11 to #6 - robotrone
Reply +51 123456789123345869
(06/12/2012) [-]
#41 - ponieswererolled
Reply +100 123456789123345869
(06/12/2012) [-]
Moral of the story: Kill yourself to get your girl.
User avatar #350 to #41 - severepwner
Reply +16 123456789123345869
(06/12/2012) [-]
So either
A) You die, the pain ends, happy afterlife.
B) Get the girl of your dreams.
It's a win/win.
User avatar #427 to #350 - marinepenguin
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(06/12/2012) [-]
Unless the afterlife ******* suuuuuuuucks.
#638 to #427 - rottengrits **User deleted account**
+3 123456789123345869
has deleted their comment [-]
#47 - jimbobji
Reply +59 123456789123345869
(06/12/2012) [-]
Friend zone is nothing.   
Try being in the "Wrong sex zone".   
   
**** you straight people, being attracted to the opposite sex and ****.
Friend zone is nothing.
Try being in the "Wrong sex zone".

**** you straight people, being attracted to the opposite sex and ****.
#103 to #47 - anon id: b67c22ae
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(06/12/2012) [-]
Dodger isn't gay is she?
#136 to #103 - jimbobji
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(06/12/2012) [-]
She should be.
She should be.
User avatar #227 to #47 - creamy
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(06/12/2012) [-]
Been there and done that, man. One time a girl told me, "I'm not gay" and nothing else, basically implying, "I probably would if the one part of you you can't change would be different", which kinda made me a downer for a couple of months. :l Not being straight has a lot of downsides.
#281 to #227 - jimbobji
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(06/12/2012) [-]
MFW we are not great at getting boyfriends or girlfriends as a whole.    
   
Everyone should be bisexual and get things over with.
MFW we are not great at getting boyfriends or girlfriends as a whole.

Everyone should be bisexual and get things over with.
User avatar #294 to #281 - creamy
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(06/12/2012) [-]
Well apparently more people are identifying as pans and generally queer by the day. So I have a gut feeling that within a century the majority of everyone will just not give a **** about sexuality and just love the **** out of eachother. :D

... Too bad that's not now. But oh well. We'll find someone eventually.
#886 to #294 - jimbobji
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(06/13/2012) [-]
MFW I'm waiting for that day.   
   
(Sorry for the Kimi Ni Todoke .gifs... They're just suitable here)
MFW I'm waiting for that day.

(Sorry for the Kimi Ni Todoke .gifs... They're just suitable here)
#596 to #47 - courtaud
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(06/13/2012) [-]
Now this is a feel I can relate to.
Now this is a feel I can relate to.
#887 to #596 - jimbobji
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(06/13/2012) [-]
Dat .gif

Also, We shall be fine. There's plenty of Gay Fish about. (South park, lol)
User avatar #52 to #47 - betterguygreg
Reply +50 123456789123345869
(06/12/2012) [-]
Quit liking penis
#101 to #52 - jimbobji
Reply +8 123456789123345869
(06/12/2012) [-]
I love doing this, though.
I love doing this, though.
#36 - traviver
Reply +42 123456789123345869
(06/12/2012) [-]
I've recently been friendzoned. By a lesbian.   
I don't know how this happened; I'm confused now.
I've recently been friendzoned. By a lesbian.
I don't know how this happened; I'm confused now.
User avatar #76 to #36 - Xedan
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(06/12/2012) [-]
professoroak.jpg

are you a boy or a girl?
#88 to #76 - traviver
Reply +10 123456789123345869
(06/12/2012) [-]
I'm a guy.

That's the fun part.
User avatar #206 to #88 - Xedan
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(06/12/2012) [-]
but it's not really friendzoning if you can't possibly have a shot with her. unless she's bi I guess.
User avatar #48 to #36 - Hyoukin
Reply +17 123456789123345869
(06/12/2012) [-]
....maybe because she's a lesbian?
User avatar #53 to #48 - traviver
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(06/12/2012) [-]
I know, but how it should even be necessary.

It's a redundant friendzone, if you will, is what I was saying.
User avatar #56 to #53 - Hyoukin
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(06/12/2012) [-]
Yeah, I get what you're saying. If she felt the need to point it out, then yeah that's a bit redundant. :P

I wouldn't sweat it though, some of my best friends are lesbians and they have all the great qualities of hanging out with girl friends without all the drama.
User avatar #58 to #56 - traviver
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(06/12/2012) [-]
Exactly.

I'm not sweating it, I just found it more funny than anything.
#150 - stripeygreenhat
Reply +37 123456789123345869
(06/12/2012) [-]
I think attempting suicide was kind of selfish. You disregarded the pain that you would bring your parents and that girl to satisfy your own desire to not have awareness.    
   
Bring on the red thumbs.
I think attempting suicide was kind of selfish. You disregarded the pain that you would bring your parents and that girl to satisfy your own desire to not have awareness.

Bring on the red thumbs.
#156 to #150 - anon id: cf876fe2
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(06/12/2012) [-]
No, I agree, because I have had suicidal feelings before. One day when I was thirteen, I was going to cut my wrists to die, but then my mom called me to dinner, so I went and afterwards my mother, as always, said she loved me. If she didn't say that I probably wouldn't be here, as when you are depressed it's hard to think of others, but once I did I thought I was being selfish too.
Btw, great story OP, glad you survived.
User avatar #165 to #150 - runeception
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(06/12/2012) [-]
it's true, but being really sad or in depression makes you blind, I've tried to kill myself several times, and just about this subject, friend zoning, being bullied getting in trouble and ****, but im still alive, and still being bullied, friend zoned and getting in trouble... but since I magically got a really high self-esteem (not cocky) I just dont give a **** anymore, Im giving funnyjunk most of the honor for that, all the laughs, but now at this time funnyjunk CAN be very boring at times.
User avatar #345 to #165 - nwn
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(06/12/2012) [-]
I've always thought killing yourself would be easy, but I'm starting to doubt that now that i see all these people trying to kill themselves and failing.
Does that mean I'm wrong, or that most people suck at killing themselves?
Well, it might be unfair to say "most people", since those that succeeded are... unable to write about it. And human genetics might try to stop you from it, since it would halt reproduction slightly...
User avatar #885 to #345 - runeception
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(06/13/2012) [-]
well i tried to kill myself with a knife, multiple times, i never actually cut myself.
anyhow the reason why ''most'' people fail is because they think about people they love, and people that loves them, also i had some weed which helped me through that fase of life.
not implying weed is a healthy thing (even thought research say so)
#734 to #345 - anon id: 506553df
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(06/13/2012) [-]
basically it's how you kill yourself, if it's by a razor blade or bleach or something similar you have to be mentally prepared for death and not knowing what will happen, you also need to be ready to die.
If you use a gun or jump of a building, it will be quick and quite painless.
however other people may find you and save you by taking you to a hospital.
so you're most likely wrong, it's hard to kill yourself with bleach or a razor blade, however a gun or jumping off a building would be sufficient.
User avatar #488 to #345 - corkscrew
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(06/12/2012) [-]
If you wanted to kill yourself, it would be easy
If you didn't, then you would attempt to kill yourself, and ultimately fail

If you truly didn't think you could live anymore then you would just go blow your brains out or something
and admittedly, some people "try to kill themselves" simply because they are attention seeking and want people to know they tried to kill themselves (generally women)
User avatar #479 - fuckthepolice
Reply +25 123456789123345869
(06/12/2012) [-]
Moral of the story.
>Get friendzoned
>Drink bleach
>**** bitches
#491 to #479 - alienstryke
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(06/12/2012) [-]
****** loled
#245 - ZenMacros
Reply +20 123456789123345869
(06/12/2012) [-]
>4th grade   
>11 years old
>4th grade
>11 years old
User avatar #248 to #245 - Unholyken [OP]
Reply +10 123456789123345869
(06/12/2012) [-]
my family moved around alot. my dads job made us move like once every quarter year, so some of my school years were messed up
#232 - vinnyd
Reply +20 123456789123345869
(06/12/2012) [-]
Drink bleach, get bitches.

I think I misunderstood your moral of your story...
#64 - thechosentroll
Reply +20 123456789123345869
(06/12/2012) [-]
This image has expired
#254 - metalreignsupreme
Reply +19 123456789123345869
(06/12/2012) [-]
Great story but:
"billy mays would be proud"
I lol'd