Long, but worth it. i don't know what to do for a description.. to get out of friendzone you have to drink bleach eh? It seems it really turned the "tide" of the battle? sad Life Love Cassie
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#6 - lemonpepsiking
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(06/12/2012) [-]
to get out of friendzone you have to drink bleach eh? It seems it really turned the "tide" of the battle?
#410 to #6 - ohgodwaitimatheist
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(06/12/2012) [-]
I readed the comic because your comment.
I readed the comic because your comment.
#813 to #410 - nikelove
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(06/13/2012) [-]
You should have "readed' an english textbook first.
#881 to #813 - ohgodwaitimatheist
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(06/13/2012) [-]
Damn, I am sorry, but I'd rather read a book from my main language.
Damn, I am sorry, but I'd rather read a book from my main language.
#242 to #6 - anon
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#703 to #6 - organicglory
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#478 to #6 - lordfaggotmaster
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(06/12/2012) [-]
Well,did the bleach taste good?
#290 to #6 - memeticman
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(06/12/2012) [-]
SOMEONE GIVE THE MAN A MEDAL!!!!
#486 to #6 - pokemonstheshiz
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(06/12/2012) [-]
Just take this thumb to go
#14 to #6 - wakawakax
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(06/12/2012) [-]
Your comment made me laugh more than   the entire frontpage. Take this thumb and be proud of yourself.
Your comment made me laugh more than the entire frontpage. Take this thumb and be proud of yourself.
#11 to #6 - robotrone
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(06/12/2012) [-]
#41 - ponieswererolled
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(06/12/2012) [-]
Moral of the story: Kill yourself to get your girl.
#350 to #41 - severepwner ONLINE
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(06/12/2012) [-]
So either
A) You die, the pain ends, happy afterlife.
B) Get the girl of your dreams.
It's a win/win.
#427 to #350 - marinepenguin
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(06/12/2012) [-]
Unless the afterlife ******* suuuuuuuucks.
#638 to #427 - rottengrits **User deleted account**
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#47 - jimbobji
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(06/12/2012) [-]
Friend zone is nothing.   
Try being in the "Wrong sex zone".   
   
**** you straight people, being attracted to the opposite sex and ****.
Friend zone is nothing.
Try being in the "Wrong sex zone".

**** you straight people, being attracted to the opposite sex and ****.
#103 to #47 - anon
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(06/12/2012) [-]
Dodger isn't gay is she?
#136 to #103 - jimbobji
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(06/12/2012) [-]
She should be.
She should be.
#227 to #47 - creamy
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(06/12/2012) [-]
Been there and done that, man. One time a girl told me, "I'm not gay" and nothing else, basically implying, "I probably would if the one part of you you can't change would be different", which kinda made me a downer for a couple of months. :l Not being straight has a lot of downsides.
#281 to #227 - jimbobji
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(06/12/2012) [-]
MFW we are not great at getting boyfriends or girlfriends as a whole.    
   
Everyone should be bisexual and get things over with.
MFW we are not great at getting boyfriends or girlfriends as a whole.

Everyone should be bisexual and get things over with.
#294 to #281 - creamy
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(06/12/2012) [-]
Well apparently more people are identifying as pans and generally queer by the day. So I have a gut feeling that within a century the majority of everyone will just not give a **** about sexuality and just love the **** out of eachother. :D

... Too bad that's not now. But oh well. We'll find someone eventually.
#886 to #294 - jimbobji
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(06/13/2012) [-]
MFW I'm waiting for that day.   
   
(Sorry for the Kimi Ni Todoke .gifs... They're just suitable here)
MFW I'm waiting for that day.

(Sorry for the Kimi Ni Todoke .gifs... They're just suitable here)
#596 to #47 - courtaud ONLINE
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(06/13/2012) [-]
Now this is a feel I can relate to.
Now this is a feel I can relate to.
#887 to #596 - jimbobji
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(06/13/2012) [-]
Dat .gif

Also, We shall be fine. There's plenty of Gay Fish about. (South park, lol)
#52 to #47 - betterguygreg
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(06/12/2012) [-]
Quit liking penis
#101 to #52 - jimbobji
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(06/12/2012) [-]
I love doing this, though.
I love doing this, though.
#36 - traviver
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(06/12/2012) [-]
I've recently been friendzoned. By a lesbian.   
I don't know how this happened; I'm confused now.
I've recently been friendzoned. By a lesbian.
I don't know how this happened; I'm confused now.
#76 to #36 - Xedan
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(06/12/2012) [-]
professoroak.jpg

are you a boy or a girl?
#88 to #76 - traviver
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(06/12/2012) [-]
I'm a guy.

That's the fun part.
#206 to #88 - Xedan
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(06/12/2012) [-]
but it's not really friendzoning if you can't possibly have a shot with her. unless she's bi I guess.
#48 to #36 - Hyoukin
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(06/12/2012) [-]
....maybe because she's a lesbian?
#53 to #48 - traviver
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(06/12/2012) [-]
I know, but how it should even be necessary.

It's a redundant friendzone, if you will, is what I was saying.
#56 to #53 - Hyoukin
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(06/12/2012) [-]
Yeah, I get what you're saying. If she felt the need to point it out, then yeah that's a bit redundant. :P

I wouldn't sweat it though, some of my best friends are lesbians and they have all the great qualities of hanging out with girl friends without all the drama.
#58 to #56 - traviver
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(06/12/2012) [-]
Exactly.

I'm not sweating it, I just found it more funny than anything.
#150 - stripeygreenhat
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(06/12/2012) [-]
I think attempting suicide was kind of selfish. You disregarded the pain that you would bring your parents and that girl to satisfy your own desire to not have awareness.    
   
Bring on the red thumbs.
I think attempting suicide was kind of selfish. You disregarded the pain that you would bring your parents and that girl to satisfy your own desire to not have awareness.

Bring on the red thumbs.
#156 to #150 - anon
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(06/12/2012) [-]
No, I agree, because I have had suicidal feelings before. One day when I was thirteen, I was going to cut my wrists to die, but then my mom called me to dinner, so I went and afterwards my mother, as always, said she loved me. If she didn't say that I probably wouldn't be here, as when you are depressed it's hard to think of others, but once I did I thought I was being selfish too.
Btw, great story OP, glad you survived.
#165 to #150 - runeception
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(06/12/2012) [-]
it's true, but being really sad or in depression makes you blind, I've tried to kill myself several times, and just about this subject, friend zoning, being bullied getting in trouble and ****, but im still alive, and still being bullied, friend zoned and getting in trouble... but since I magically got a really high self-esteem (not cocky) I just dont give a **** anymore, Im giving funnyjunk most of the honor for that, all the laughs, but now at this time funnyjunk CAN be very boring at times.
#345 to #165 - nwn ONLINE
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(06/12/2012) [-]
I've always thought killing yourself would be easy, but I'm starting to doubt that now that i see all these people trying to kill themselves and failing.
Does that mean I'm wrong, or that most people suck at killing themselves?
Well, it might be unfair to say "most people", since those that succeeded are... unable to write about it. And human genetics might try to stop you from it, since it would halt reproduction slightly...
#885 to #345 - runeception
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(06/13/2012) [-]
well i tried to kill myself with a knife, multiple times, i never actually cut myself.
anyhow the reason why ''most'' people fail is because they think about people they love, and people that loves them, also i had some weed which helped me through that fase of life.
not implying weed is a healthy thing (even thought research say so)
#734 to #345 - anon
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(06/13/2012) [-]
basically it's how you kill yourself, if it's by a razor blade or bleach or something similar you have to be mentally prepared for death and not knowing what will happen, you also need to be ready to die.
If you use a gun or jump of a building, it will be quick and quite painless.
however other people may find you and save you by taking you to a hospital.
so you're most likely wrong, it's hard to kill yourself with bleach or a razor blade, however a gun or jumping off a building would be sufficient.
#488 to #345 - corkscrew
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(06/12/2012) [-]
If you wanted to kill yourself, it would be easy
If you didn't, then you would attempt to kill yourself, and ultimately fail

If you truly didn't think you could live anymore then you would just go blow your brains out or something
and admittedly, some people "try to kill themselves" simply because they are attention seeking and want people to know they tried to kill themselves (generally women)
#479 - fuckthepolice
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(06/12/2012) [-]
Moral of the story.
>Get friendzoned
>Drink bleach
>**** bitches
#491 to #479 - alienstryke
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(06/12/2012) [-]
****** loled
#245 - ZenMacros
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(06/12/2012) [-]
>4th grade   
>11 years old
>4th grade
>11 years old
#248 to #245 - Unholyken [OP] ONLINE
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(06/12/2012) [-]
my family moved around alot. my dads job made us move like once every quarter year, so some of my school years were messed up
#232 - vinnyd
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(06/12/2012) [-]
Drink bleach, get bitches.

I think I misunderstood your moral of your story...
#64 - thechosentroll
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(06/12/2012) [-]
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#254 - metalreignsupreme
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(06/12/2012) [-]
Great story but:
"billy mays would be proud"
I lol'd