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Long, but worth it

i don't know what to do for a description

so its tth grade, 1 was
average but alone. but yet
1 didnt give a ****
11 year old me
but 1 wasnt
popular, and
subject to
constant bullying
any
i allways spent my tame
alone during recess
Untill 1 met her. the girl
of my dreams.
over a game of tag
Her name was Cassie, she was
skinny, small, and beautifui..
well for an 11 yearold Re
we hung out all of the tine,
every day 1 would spend the
afternoon at her house
I was no longer alone.
had a friend. a best
friend
But 1 just didnt know it
at the tine.
It was June, 1 dont
remember the exact day.
all 1 remember is we were
messing around laughing
our asses off.
And then it hit me.
it was like a brick
******* wall rushing
at me at speeds
faster than any
recorded by man
1 was have
I thought
about telling
her. 1
pondered it
for months.
almost a full
year.
And then 1 maned the **** up
and toad her. I wrote her a
poem, I bought some flowers,
and wrote a speech that
revealed my feelings for her.
I toad her everything. my
feelings, my love.
but 1 was to late” about 3
some douche bag from our school
had asked her out 3 hours
before, she was going to tell me
as soon as she saw me. but 1
toad her everything before she
could tell me.
she tried to tell me that she
had feelings for me at one
point, but 1 should of toad
her. she would of said yes. it
was her atempt to comfort me.
but 1 was already dead inside.
and quite frankly, what she
said made me feer worse
friend
zoned
no rage face for this
part. we are going to
I bitched out. i was a love
struck teenager. quite
possibly the stupidest type
of person on the planet. my 3
year old brother had more
sense than me at the tame.
i went home, grabbed a gallon
of bleach, wrote myself a sad
suicide note. and downed
of Clorox bleach, mays
would be proud.
and guess who 1 saw first
sitting a
chair, at the
end of my bed
crying.
it was Cassie
I woke up the next day a
hospital bed, with 3 iv' s and
hooked up to a whale **** load
of monitors
WHEN} HIGH all] R"
she saw me, and it was like
the weight of the world was
lifted off her back
first she was
suprised to see me
alive
then she was
happy
an my gud, thank
we Tou' re alive.
thank one thank we
thank gas"
And then she was mad
What the an are
yen think van were
as yen have
any idea what the
**** Van an ta
Then the disapointment
kicked
what an T guru: ta as
with yen"
And 1 just stood
there, taking
what l deserved
But a couple hours we
were back to normal.
besides the fact 1 was
a hospital bed. it was
like nothing happened
tta
but, since 1 was stable my
throat had gnd degree burns,
but 1 was stable) 1 had to
bel
I dont know about
you. but where 1
live, when you
try to Kill
yourself. you
have to go to a
mental health
institute.
For Three Months.
But Cassie
met me
every day
she could,
twice a
week. on
thursdays
she would tell me about
fights with her boyfriend
she would make fun of my
hospital gown and scrubs.
joking of course
jokes on her
though, those
scrubs were
comfy as ****
I would tell her stories about
how 1 got trouble with the
therapists and my french doctor
that 1 had fun messing with, as
a joke of course
Etti (it
And soon, 1
was out of
the hospital.
it was my
final day
that god damn
hospital.
and guess who
was there to
pick me up.
mother ******* Cassie.
why the **** are you
still wearing the
scrubs"
she toad me she broke up
with her Dang boyfriend
and she said she wanted to
I was happy. 1
1 was love.
was
girl.
1 was put the friendzone.
and now 10 years later we are married, with a beautifui baby
and 1 got out. the friendzone
isnt a tine sentence. things change, people change,
feelings change. because trusts . is change.
1 hope everything works out for you like it did for me
unthinkable.
oh yeah. one more thing.
have always prevails
But listen. do not think killing yourself will get you the
girl you want. because 9999999991 of the tine, be
****** . my shot was 1 a million.
1 went full retard. dont do what 1 did, dont do the
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#6 - lemonpepsiking (06/12/2012) [+] (10 replies)
to get out of friendzone you have to drink bleach eh? It seems it really turned the "tide" of the battle?
#41 - ponieswererolled (06/12/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Moral of the story: Kill yourself to get your girl.
#47 - jimbobji (06/12/2012) [+] (10 replies)
Friend zone is nothing.   
Try being in the "Wrong sex zone".   
   
						****					 you straight people, being attracted to the opposite sex and 						****					.
Friend zone is nothing.
Try being in the "Wrong sex zone".

**** you straight people, being attracted to the opposite sex and **** .
#36 - traviver (06/12/2012) [+] (7 replies)
I've recently been friendzoned. By a lesbian.   
I don't know how this happened; I'm confused now.
I've recently been friendzoned. By a lesbian.
I don't know how this happened; I'm confused now.
#150 - stripeygreenhat (06/12/2012) [+] (6 replies)
I think attempting suicide was kind of selfish. You disregarded the pain that you would bring your parents and that girl to satisfy your own desire to not have awareness.    
   
Bring on the red thumbs.
I think attempting suicide was kind of selfish. You disregarded the pain that you would bring your parents and that girl to satisfy your own desire to not have awareness.

Bring on the red thumbs.
User avatar #479 - fuckthepolice (06/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Moral of the story.
>Get friendzoned
>Drink bleach
> **** bitches
#245 - ZenMacros (06/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>4th grade   
>11 years old
>4th grade
>11 years old
#232 - vinnyd (06/12/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Drink bleach, get bitches.

I think I misunderstood your moral of your story...
#254 - metalreignsupreme (06/12/2012) [-]
Great story but:
"billy mays would be proud"
I lol'd
#675 - herpaherp (06/13/2012) [+] (2 replies)
how to get out of the friend zone

-Down a bottle of Bleach

right, got it.
#337 - finni (06/12/2012) [-]
I want a Cassie
I want a Cassie
#218 - frozo (06/12/2012) [-]
Downing bleach is a great way to stay in shape

User avatar #132 - lordmoldywart ONLINE (06/12/2012) [+] (4 replies)
>Assume her boyfriend is a douchebag
>Try to kill yourself over 'because of the girl', thus destroying the world of those around you and that girl
>????
>You're the douchebag, you should've used stronger bleach
>Profit
User avatar #106 - nimme (06/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
So the moral of the story is, you attempt to kill yourself and psychologically manipulate the girl into being with you to prevent you from trying to kill yourself again?
#668 - jakeuk (06/13/2012) [-]
This story has truly inspired me. Brb guys going to buy some bleach.
#643 - Senior Bob (06/13/2012) [-]
good thing you told us not to down a jug of bleach. that was the first thing i was gonna do to get the ladies.

pic semi-related
User avatar #128 - Noblevillain (06/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
So... to get out of the friendzone... I have to down an entire jug of bleach?
#324 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (06/12/2012) [-]
Wait, so I don't kill myself, but do I still drink the bleach?
#303 - slowerbread (06/12/2012) [-]
Don't listen to him. Kill yourself. But do it by bombing an infedel's house. then you get bitches. 72 virgin bitches.
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