Letter to WBC, read Description. So after sending this letter, having tried to be as respectful but forward as I could, I actually receive a PHONE CALL from non Westboro Baptist Aids conference washington
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Letter to WBC, read Description

Letter to WBC, read Description. So after sending this letter, having tried to be as respectful but forward as I could, I actually receive a PHONE CALL from non

So after sending this letter, having tried to be as respectful but forward as I could, I actually receive a PHONE CALL from none other than Shirley Phelps (My cellphone number is included in my email signature, omitted for this post).

You know what she says? "Your brother was paying for the sins of your family for allowing your father's behavior, and you should pray to God for FORGIVENESS and THANK HIM for what he's GIVEN YOU"

THANK God for taking my brother? She BLAMED me for what happened to Wayne! She then proceeded to tell me how my involvement in a Fraternity, my involvement in Music (the blotted parts are my band names, this email account is my professional musician account), and my apparent research were all indicative of my sinful life, and how my ways were damning me! I just don't understand how someone can be so ignorant!

Ok, yes, in hindsight, I shouldn't have included the full signature telling her I was a musician and in a music fraternity. However, she completely dismissed everything I said for the sake of shoving her bible thumping fist up my ass! She also dismissed everything I said BECAUSE I did research and disproved the idea that AIDS is a Homosexual disease. She then proceeded to say "We will still be at the convention tomorrow, and I pray that you'll wise up, beg God for forgiveness, and thank him for this plaque that will not be cured. He is giving to you to show you that you are going to hell!"

I didn't bother arguing, I knew I'd be better off talking to a chimpanzee, but it's still just infuriating how insensitive these ********* are! Can I just get some feels on this so I know I'm not the only one who thinks this is a load?

Esteemed members of the Church, to whom it may concern.
I understand that I may be too late in sending this message to you, as I' spent quite some
time writing and rewriting this plea.
I understand that at 11 am on July 25th, you' ye scheduled a picket at the AIDS Conference in
Washington. Quite simply, I humbly request that you reconsider. I understand your stance on
what this conference means, but please hear me out.
Two years ago, my twin brother, Wayne, was killed by this horrible illness. Wayne was not gay,
did not have sex before he married, and was completely drug free. The only reason he
contracted the illness was due to the irresponsibility of our father, who was himself an addict of
heroin. Wayne accidentally came in contact with a syringe our father had carelessly left
inconspicuously, and it ended up costing him his life.
Two years later, my mother and I are still fighting to keep such a thing from happening to
anyone else, and we believe this conference is one vehicle of hope that we can rely upon. As I
said, I understand that you believe this is a plague brought upon us by God as punishment for
enabling homosexuality in our country, but I wish to retort, ifi may.
The Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome is a disease that far predates the modern day
America. Medical studies show that AIDS was first discovered in the early 1960' s, after a biopsy,
recently in 2008, showed it' s linking to our species as early as 1873. This was long
before the homosexual phenomenon was even considered a possibility in our country. My reason
for stating this is to imply that the disease itself is not a result of homosexuality, but cross
species exposure (particularly by blood, as the late 1800' s was still a time when the gorilla was
hunted for it' s meat).
This epidemic was only associated with the homosexual community in the early 90' s as it began
to spread from unprotected sexual contact. This is most attributed to the thought that
intimacy did not require protected intercourse, and thus began the spread.
I suppose this is all my more roundabout way of saying that this disease is not the fault of
the homosexual populace. Therefore, I ask again that you reconsider your protest at the
Convention in respect of the memory of my twin brother, Wayne (Omitted); as well as all of the
heterosexual populace that was wrongly taken by this ailment. I know that I have no place
questioning your beliefs, nor your right to speak freely upon them, and I will not speculate upon
my opinions or views towards the matter. I simply plead that you do not protest an event that
has given my mother and I so much hope. I hope you will consider what I ask, and encourage
you to respond if you object to anything in my inquiry. Thank you for your time.
Sincere R
Piano!! e boards;
u p a ; Music Fraternity of America
You' got to learn your instrument. Then, you practice, practice, practice. And then, when you
finally get up there on the bandstand, forget all that and Just wail" lecharlie Parker
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#10 - snowdust
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(08/01/2012) [-]
**snowdust rolls 67** I don't want to sound like anything negative here... But, on behalf of a majority of the Christian religion, I'd like to apologize for our idiot bretheren. Yeah, the WBC people are a bunch of idiots; but I ALMOST considered feeling upset by all the hate that's being given towards Christians (or religious people) in general.

Then, I remembered that this is the Internet, and that nothing is to be taken seriously. So, no, I don't actually care what the rest of you think; but for the record, we are NOT all that incredibly stupid. Nor are we all under educated, or douchebags. I pride myself on understanding quite a few other religions, and scientology. (However, I do NOT understand the Higgs-Boson! Someone explain that to me, for real.)

I don't care about thumbs or anything; but I just want 'chall to know that there are more of us than you think who aren't like WBC.

Now, enjoy 'dat pic. It's related, and I don't agree with it.
#7 - loganhusted
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User avatar #1 - kanatana
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(07/24/2012) [-]
Dude... did you record the conversation? Please, for the love of god, Please tell me you did.
User avatar #3 to #1 - jazzspeaks [OP]
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(07/24/2012) [-]
Unfortunately, it was a call to my cell phone. I don't have any idea how to record on this stupid thing... I REALLY wish I did though, I honestly think I could've turned a profit with it.
User avatar #4 to #3 - kanatana
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(07/24/2012) [-]
At the very least, you've proven that you're a better person than that unforgivable cunt.

Here's what I'm going to do if I ever come across one of those rallies: Rent paintball guns, have multi-colored ammo, get a bunch of friends with trucks, and have us all go riding by with full battle rattle while shouting at the top of our lungs "TASTE THE RAINBOW, BITCHES!"
User avatar #9 - funnywizzard
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(07/27/2012) [-]
Even though I am a man of Christ it is people like this and religions like this that will end society as we know it....-___-
User avatar #6 - stegosaurusrah
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(07/24/2012) [-]
well i'm just glad there's no WBC in italy. on the other hand, there's the pope, and he knows how to be crappy too, when he wants. bah
#11 - lordumpalumpa
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(08/08/2012) [-]
isn´t there a verse which goes more or like this "And i shall forbi a woman to raise her voice against a man" i would appreciate if you sent me a picture with said verse
User avatar #5 - demandsgayversion
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I gotta say, if someone murdered every last one of those biggot assholes, I doubt any jury would convict 'em.
#2 - anon id: 2499ba49
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