Jason,The Red Ranger. I swear it's dusty in here sobs. with a friend of mine, and we saw this" on the hack of a tombstone for a . tylr, old boy. feels Ranger Kid


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#8 - anon (09/13/2013) [-]
Why were you casual walking through a graveyard
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#69 to #8 - anon (09/13/2013) [-]
theyre metal, thats why obviously.
OP why were you walking through a graveyard during the daytime?
User avatar #75 to #8 - rieskimo (09/13/2013) [-]
They're ful of grass even in some urban areas, nobody bothers you(if that's your thing), and if you live in an old town or areas with really old grave yards you can see some really old and interesting things.

Also, sometimes they're funny.
Some people who die had a sense of humor.
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User avatar #9 to #8 - tokitheviking (09/13/2013) [-]
Graveyards are pleasant, quiet, and neat to look around in even if you have no interest in death.
User avatar #37 to #9 - dotzero (09/13/2013) [-]
Indeed. I live right next to one and it's the prettiest place in my whole town. The lawn is regularly mowed, and theirs a nice hill surrounded by trees near a lake which is super peaceful to sit by.

I know no one asked, I just felt like sharing.
#22 to #9 - Slicernicer (09/13/2013) [-]
Graveyards used to be treated similarly to parks. It was following Night of the Living Dead that this changed.
#55 to #9 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (09/13/2013) [-]
tfw your town's graveyard is a square area in a hill slope surrounded by 4 stone walls overcrowded with graves and is not pleasant at all to walk in because you almost have to hop over dead people to move in it since you can't step on graves and the roads are ******* small.. It barely has grass unlike the one in the picture.
#47 to #9 - anon (09/13/2013) [-]
Muh emo.
lol fag.
User avatar #102 to #47 - RegardsFromDeath (09/13/2013) [-]
Eh, fail troll.

Lol, dumb ass.
User avatar #103 to #47 - tokitheviking (09/13/2013) [-]
Because it's emo to like a quiet area similar to a park.

#114 to #103 - lilwolves (09/13/2013) [-]
stop trying to justify your weird emo **** , fags
User avatar #119 to #114 - tokitheviking (09/18/2013) [-]
You're clearly too ******* stupid to understand not everyone who disagrees with you is a fag, so I give up.
#41 to #9 - anon (09/13/2013) [-]
#32 to #9 - fuckyallniggas (09/13/2013) [-]
Thats kind of depressing. At least for me. Graveyards are kind of a sad place
User avatar #107 to #32 - tokitheviking (09/13/2013) [-]
They're sad, yeah. Especially when you see kid's graves. But they're still peaceful in a kind of bittersweet way.
#10 - deathklokiller (09/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #20 to #10 - InternetRapist (09/13/2013) [-]
This made me laugh more than it should have.
User avatar #24 to #10 - seraphssong (09/13/2013) [-]
"Do you know that guy?"

"Don't look at me, I thought you knew him?"
#1 - acemcgunner (09/12/2013) [-]
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#51 to #1 - illusiveshade **User deleted account** (09/13/2013) [-]
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#70 - questionquota (09/13/2013) [-]
Mmmm, dat episode...
#45 - Ihazfunkitty (09/13/2013) [-]
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#59 to #45 - anon (09/13/2013) [-]
I remember an edited version of this with captioned reactions from all of them, and a late one from the blue ranger.
#62 to #45 - feratrox (09/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #19 - jldragon (09/13/2013) [-]
It's even more sad because of how ****** of a job the engravers did. That's a half-assed red ranger.
User avatar #42 to #19 - burningsmurfs (09/13/2013) [-]
I hope the engraver didn't just do a ****** job, that's something a kid has to have over him forever. The body of it looks good but the helmet looks like Cyclops and Batman had some weird crossover thing.
User avatar #27 to #19 - liquidz (09/13/2013) [-]
Or all they could afford, it's not quite cheap to make something like that and to make it last
#79 - gux (09/13/2013) [-]
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**gux rolled a random image posted in comment #3783700 at Friendly ** what would be on my gravestone
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#61 - urikhi (09/13/2013) [-]
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#88 - lolsrsslybro (09/13/2013) [-]
**lolsrsslybro rolled a random comment #3858308 posted by wildberk at Friendly ** :
what my tombstone would say
#44 - kanatana (09/13/2013) [-]
**kanatana rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at I draw when Im bored...2 ** what'll be on my tombstone

everyone else was doing it, I just wanna be popular
User avatar #66 to #44 - willindor (09/13/2013) [-]
Nice one, because even in death you still serve.
User avatar #58 to #44 - lesolan (09/13/2013) [-]
Actually, could you imagine that?

For years the tombstone would be one of the more odd additions to the graveyard.

Time passes. Technologies advance. Wars happen. Families are interred.

Some 500 years down the line, a family is walking by and sees this massive battle chiseled into a tombstone. The words are too faded to read, the scene is kinda getting a little blurry, but it is obvious that the man buried below fought in the tech wars of 2476, probably a 'mech pilot based on what of the picture can still be made out.

Obviously this was a man of honor and duty.

Suddenly the grandfather stoops over, weighing himself upon the solid stone for support, the grandmother resting her hand on his shoulder, providing comfort. "Thank you for serving when we needed you most," he says, head bowed, a tear rolling down his cheek. A wracking sob escapes him and the family takes a moment of silence. Eventually they move on.

Years pass, and every time they come by to honor their own dead, they take a moment for the lone sentry, standing vigil of the civilians around him. One day, they put the grandfather's casket next to the weathered warrior's mark.

"It's what dad would have wanted," the son would say. They would all nod and look down upon the grave, giving thanks to a man that would give so selflessly for others, never knowing that it was a lie the entire time.
#67 to #58 - thewasteland (09/13/2013) [-]
That was one of the most well written comments i have ever seen on FJ.
That was one of the most well written comments i have ever seen on FJ.
#89 to #58 - anon (09/13/2013) [-]
Man you should be a story teller!
#99 to #58 - sanguinesolitude ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
dreadnoughts contain the broken near-dead+ bodies of former space marines. They become essentially immortal, dying only after years of service against overwhelming odds in battle. They are repositories of military knowledge, having fought in thousands of battles across hundreds of planets. The wizened husks of their once powerful bodies, kept a live by the mumbled chantings of the tech priests, the tech-laden sarcophagus, and a burning rage at all things xeno. Some notable ones have lived thousands of years, fighting across the galaxy and leading their chapters as near mythic figures of might and lore.

So long story short, they basically are walking tanks/ tombstones, and much cooler than your story (though it was quite good.) Lies are products of chaos and unworthy of utterance in reference to the works of the emperor.
User avatar #116 to #58 - kanatana (09/13/2013) [-]
My friend, you have honored me more by that comment than anything else in my recent life. You are a beautiful, wonderful person, and may God's mercy every shine on you and your descendents.
#64 - bigshowsteveo (09/13/2013) [-]
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#14 to #2 - arcticassassin (09/13/2013) [-]
He has the most ridiculous and yet some of the most sad quotes in the game.
User avatar #50 to #14 - thelastelephant ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]

Whoever did the writing for Krieg is a ******* genius.
#74 to #50 - anon (09/13/2013) [-]
A aww but I was gonna make fondue!
#29 - bigsaltyballs (09/13/2013) [-]
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#3 - subadanus (09/12/2013) [-]
I thought it was a joke about some stupid tombstone with red ranger on it

Then the feels hit me.
#90 - thespartanlegend (09/13/2013) [-]
**thespartanlegend rolled a random image posted in comment #29 at Manipulating Nature ** what will be on my gravestone
#60 - superbigfupa ONLINE (09/13/2013) [-]
**superbigfupa rolled a random image posted in comment #6046725 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** what will be on my tombstone
**superbigfupa rolled a random image posted in comment #6046725 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** what will be on my tombstone
#57 - saltyfries (09/13/2013) [-]
I swear if that was Austin St. John's grave i would've spit nickels because NO ONE 			*******		 TOLD ME!  Thank god I was wrong...   
 Austin St. John is the original red ranger, Jason
I swear if that was Austin St. John's grave i would've spit nickels because NO ONE ******* TOLD ME! Thank god I was wrong...
Austin St. John is the original red ranger, Jason
#34 - Noonelikesanimal (09/13/2013) [-]
that is so ******* awesome. yet at the same time it is one of the saddest things ive read all week
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