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Submitted: 09/12/2012
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User avatar #17 - Cherryblosom (09/12/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Should have done what everyone else does when enlisting:

User avatar #43 - Eleatperson (09/13/2012) [+] (15 replies)
And the reason I hate people these days
if you wanted to be a Marine then you shouldn't lie in the first place...That is the scum that I hate in my Corps...
#97 - fuckmyoldaccount (09/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Can't be a Marine.

Over qualified to be a cop.

Become The Batman.
User avatar #35 - icandividebyzero (09/13/2012) [+] (3 replies)
OP You silly child. Lie next time.
User avatar #7 - LTB (09/12/2012) [+] (6 replies)
What if you were born with Asthma? Is there still grounds for a permanent disqualification?
#13 to #12 - yukithekid (09/12/2012) [-]
PT is going to be your best friend as a Poole. Physical training.
Orders change by branch. For you it's the 11 General Orders. It's orders that no matter the rank or position you must follow. Even the tech guys like Skippy (PFC in 25 Bravo Army) get guard duty time to time.
The guide that I had when I first switched from Army to Marine recruiters told me the easiest way to remember. To take, To Walk, To Report, To Repeat, To Quit, To Receive, To Talk, To Give, To Call, To Salute, To Be. Disregard the grammar and it will help you remember all 11 orders quickly.
From there you will need to know when and where the Marines were first established. 1775 Tun Tavern Philadelphia Penn.
#54 - babyraper (09/13/2012) [+] (11 replies)
this is bull **** . im in. and i had asthma 4 years back... you are a liar or quitting easy OP
#58 to #54 - yukithekid (09/13/2012) [-]
Um... How did you get in? The only reason why they even attempted is because the NCOIC saw that I was willing to do anything to get in.. He told me 50/50 (then he was transferred and the new NCOIC got back to me immediately and said DQ)
#42 - flamtapdan (09/13/2012) [+] (3 replies)
try the army bro... and lie.
#31 - Schmitzy (09/13/2012) [-]
Same god damn thing happened to me!!!! feels man. feels.
User avatar #29 - tonyzepol (09/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Better than dying over there, good thing they didn't take you.
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User avatar #20 - khayman (09/12/2012) [-]
i was a nuke in the navy and they refuse to let me re-enlist even as a lowly boats mans mate b/c im bipolar. i feel ya op.
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User avatar #15 - justadude (09/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
move away
#3 - fuckyoubitchh (09/12/2012) [+] (3 replies)
#106 - anonymous (09/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Join the Navy. We rock. I was a Corpsman, FMF designated. We go with the marines. Usually the Navy gives waivers for anyone who has had mild asthma as a child, or anyone that has not had an attack for several years. If you are really dead set on being a 'trigger man' go for SEALs.
User avatar #99 - funnywizzard (09/16/2012) [+] (6 replies)
You can't try to go to MEPS again and have your recruiter cover that up?
#21 - Enriss (09/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Don't do marines then, enlist in navy or army. You should still qualify for an equivalent rank in the other branches.

A cop? Really? No, stick to military.
#14 - anonymous (09/12/2012) [-]
Ah yes, the military and it's standards...
The army wouldn't accept my father because he had childhood epilepsy...
The Marine core welcomed him with open arms...
'Merica, **** logic.
User avatar #1 - arawan (09/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I'm gonna go ahead and call ******** on this one. Asthma only goes back as far as age thirteen. Unless you are retarded, that makes your last episode somewhere in the range of 8 or 9. So, with the info given, you would have at most received a temp DQ, not a permanent. With documentation from a physician, you should be able to secure a waiver.

I joined the Army, MEPS is service wide and not exclusive to the Marine Corps (inb4 "Marines are tougher, hurr durr"), I had asthma as a kid and I didn't even need a waiver.
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