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Submitted: 09/12/2012
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User avatar #17 - Cherryblosom (09/12/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Should have done what everyone else does when enlisting:

Lie.
User avatar #43 - Eleatperson (09/13/2012) [+] (15 replies)
And the reason I hate people these days
>Lie
if you wanted to be a Marine then you shouldn't lie in the first place...That is the scum that I hate in my Corps...
#97 - fuckmyoldaccount (09/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Can't be a Marine.

Over qualified to be a cop.

Become The Batman.
User avatar #35 - icandividebyzero (09/13/2012) [+] (3 replies)
OP You silly child. Lie next time.
User avatar #7 - LTB (09/12/2012) [+] (6 replies)
What if you were born with Asthma? Is there still grounds for a permanent disqualification?
#13 to #12 - yukithekid (09/12/2012) [-]
PT is going to be your best friend as a Poole. Physical training.
Orders change by branch. For you it's the 11 General Orders. It's orders that no matter the rank or position you must follow. Even the tech guys like Skippy (PFC in 25 Bravo Army) get guard duty time to time.
The guide that I had when I first switched from Army to Marine recruiters told me the easiest way to remember. To take, To Walk, To Report, To Repeat, To Quit, To Receive, To Talk, To Give, To Call, To Salute, To Be. Disregard the grammar and it will help you remember all 11 orders quickly.
From there you will need to know when and where the Marines were first established. 1775 Tun Tavern Philadelphia Penn.
#59 - anonymous (09/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
and this is why you lie.
#54 - babyraper (09/13/2012) [+] (11 replies)
this is bull **** . im in. and i had asthma 4 years back... you are a liar or quitting easy OP
#58 to #54 - yukithekid (09/13/2012) [-]
Um... How did you get in? The only reason why they even attempted is because the NCOIC saw that I was willing to do anything to get in.. He told me 50/50 (then he was transferred and the new NCOIC got back to me immediately and said DQ)
#42 - flamtapdan (09/13/2012) [+] (3 replies)
try the army bro... and lie.
#31 - Schmitzy (09/13/2012) [-]
Same god damn thing happened to me!!!! feels man. feels.
User avatar #29 - tonyzepol (09/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Better than dying over there, good thing they didn't take you.
+1
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User avatar #20 - khayman (09/12/2012) [-]
i was a nuke in the navy and they refuse to let me re-enlist even as a lowly boats mans mate b/c im bipolar. i feel ya op.
+1
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User avatar #15 - justadude (09/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
move away
#3 - fuckyoubitchh (09/12/2012) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #41 - indeedsir (09/13/2012) [+] (3 replies)
i know how that feels man. all ive ever wanted to do was been in the military. i wanted to become an army ranger specifically. im in excellent shape and ive been disqualified for having asthma. same as you i havent had an attack in nearly 10 years. i was also told i should just become a cop. im not really sure what im suposed to do with my self anymore. im sorry about what happened to you man
User avatar #40 - pacalypse (09/13/2012) [+] (9 replies)
I'm bout to head over to meps next week for my physical exam. I got an 84 on my asvab score but im still nervous as hell for the physical part of it.
User avatar #37 - dementedllama (09/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
The marines wouldn't take an old buddy of mine because he had a steel brace implanted in his leg, even though he had several doctor's notes and explanations saying that his leg was actually stronger because of it.
User avatar #33 - notoriousD (09/13/2012) [-]
let me guess, Lakeland, Bartow, or Leesburg?
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