He still got some pussy. Aw yiss. This is the saddest story i have It happened earlier today sbe me sleekly as sne friends sgf left me a few months ago suppress
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He still got some pussy

Aw yiss

Tags: pussy | cat
This is the saddest story i have
It happened earlier today
sbe me
sleekly as ****
sne friends
sgf left me a few months ago
suppressed
snet seeing much that can go right
suecide to try and gain a new social group
smert someone online
sen Lichen infact
sbut of a language barrier as they can' t speak english well, but it' s fine.
rreally attracted to them
swint to just stroke her hair and cuddle
sash to meet up
dagree
sge to their house
sceme other woman opens the deer
s" helle, i' m meeting my friend here, we' met over the imageboard?"
s" eh yes, We been expecting you come on in"
sneezeus as ****
agirl being brought downstairs
sleek at her
shmart drops
sshe' s a ******* cat
smy entire life is a lie
sthat' s the last time i meetup with someone hem ml
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Submitted: 07/13/2013
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#60 - darkjustifier (07/14/2013) [-]
I can see the children now, the sphinx of America
#56 - royrogersmcfreely (07/14/2013) [-]
**royrogersmcfreely rolled a random image posted in comment #5215320 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** I wanna date a cat
#54 - fukyeahraptorr (07/14/2013) [-]
Nearly fell of my chair, oh my that was just epic.
#53 - mrnappy (07/14/2013) [-]
**mrnappy rolled a random image posted in comment #2846524 at Friendly **
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#51 - purplewonder **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#47 - stopsdropsand (07/14/2013) [-]
Brings a new meaning to Catfish
#28 to #27 - anonymous (07/14/2013) [-]
Haha! Thanks...great picture!
#26 - anonymous (07/14/2013) [-]
What are these funny stories called? They have the > symbol in them? Thanks for the clarification!
#34 to #26 - huffe (07/14/2013) [-]
you are really new aren't you?
#29 to #26 - curveball (07/14/2013) [-]
I usually see them being called greentext stories
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#23 - inczi has deleted their comment [-]
#38 to #23 - runswithdragons (07/14/2013) [-]
**runswithdragons rolled a random image posted in comment #2974864 at Friendly **
#63 to #38 - finblob ONLINE (07/15/2013) [-]
**finblob rolled a random image posted in comment #5025025 at Furry Board **
#39 to #38 - runswithdragons (07/14/2013) [-]
n..nooo...the feeeels ive cause myself
#41 to #39 - anonymous (07/14/2013) [-]
#64 to #41 - runswithdragons (07/16/2013) [-]
someone hasn't played the last of us and or is a ******
#32 to #23 - twdeathnote (07/14/2013) [-]
**twdeathnote rolled a random image posted in comment #123803 at Shin Anime Social Board ** Bitch, watch how it's done.
#21 - Zeigh (07/14/2013) [-]
I can't believe no one's posted this yet.
#43 to #21 - kyller (07/14/2013) [-]
But wait. There's more.
#20 - pappathethird (07/14/2013) [-]
You gotta be careful on the internetz
User avatar #65 to #20 - ironmercenary (07/19/2013) [-]
All women on the internet are men in skin-suits that look like Nicholas Cage.
Isn't there a law of the internet about this?
User avatar #12 to #11 - kassdesu (07/14/2013) [-]
That wasn't a punchline in the title
User avatar #13 to #12 - winrobert (07/14/2013) [-]
>expects girl
>gets a *****
User avatar #15 to #13 - kassdesu (07/14/2013) [-]
The punchline is the overall joke, not something hinted from the set up
User avatar #16 to #15 - winrobert (07/14/2013) [-]
A punchline is the final part of a joke. Implying that there were parts before it. So, for the punchline to be in the title the end of the content as well as the title must have had to do with "getting some ***** " which the title as well as the content did in fact convey.
User avatar #17 to #16 - kassdesu (07/14/2013) [-]
I'm just gonna let you have this one, don't feel like arguing over what the punchline is. Have a good day
User avatar #18 to #17 - winrobert (07/14/2013) [-]
And a good day I shall wish unto you. It has also come to my attention that your content regarding friendzones made me chuckle a few days back. I do recall thumbing said content, so kudos to you, friend.
User avatar #37 to #18 - hisnameisjake ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
that went... much better then I would have expected.
User avatar #8 - ktbmnf (07/14/2013) [-]
i dont see the problem here.
User avatar #4 - teutoburg (07/14/2013) [-]
4chan and real life don't mix well
imgur.com/a/QQA6g
User avatar #68 to #4 - vinylshark (07/20/2013) [-]
Any proof that he got killed?
If not, I'm doubting it's real.

I mean, after all, it's still the Internet...
User avatar #69 to #68 - teutoburg (07/20/2013) [-]
do you want to go confirm it?
#58 to #4 - anonymous (07/14/2013) [-]
i cant read it cause my pc is ****** up
what happened?
#59 to #58 - perfide (07/14/2013) [-]
Second guy is kill.
#55 to #4 - commontroll ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
Dear Lord I'm never meeting people online unless I've got a couple guns and a machete. Then again, I'd be the one they think is a 						********					...
Dear Lord I'm never meeting people online unless I've got a couple guns and a machete. Then again, I'd be the one they think is a ******** ...
#49 to #4 - hellsjester (07/14/2013) [-]
here is another good example of why life and 4chan dont mix well
#62 to #49 - rubyasshole (07/15/2013) [-]
this really make me sad. I would love to have a chance to beat the **** out of the guy who made this. Don't want to sound like a hero wannabe, but this is not humane

sorry about my english
User avatar #61 to #49 - nsfwbrowserv (07/14/2013) [-]
But she's still reported missing?
User avatar #52 to #49 - sebthebrony (07/14/2013) [-]
What...
User avatar #50 to #49 - superblade (07/14/2013) [-]
hue
#48 to #4 - johnnygat (07/14/2013) [-]
I want to know more!
#45 to #4 - rubyasshole (07/14/2013) [-]
I'm sickened by this
User avatar #40 to #4 - steedawwg **User deleted account** (07/14/2013) [-]
that can't be legit, no why no
User avatar #36 to #4 - fukkendragonite (07/14/2013) [-]
the OP here got off lightly...
User avatar #35 to #4 - flls ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
i think im not going to sleep tonight
#30 to #4 - katinka (07/14/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #22 to #4 - Tvfreek (07/14/2013) [-]
I wanna know what was on that Hdd.
User avatar #14 to #4 - wishingwell (07/14/2013) [-]
is dead?
#19 to #14 - deathsmex (07/14/2013) [-]
is dead...
User avatar #10 to #4 - nustix (07/14/2013) [-]
That's nothing you should see my lair!
So do you want to visit?
User avatar #9 to #4 - azumeow (07/14/2013) [-]
Oh **** ...that's why you don't meet people from the chan ever.
User avatar #3 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (07/14/2013) [-]
better than meeting someone from 9gag
User avatar #42 to #3 - existacne (07/14/2013) [-]
You tried?
#44 to #42 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (07/14/2013) [-]
I guess you'd end up with a 						*****					 in either case
I guess you'd end up with a ***** in either case
#31 to #3 - anonymous (07/14/2013) [-]
Then you would probably meet a mom telling you to go home before she calls the cops, because you were trying to met-up with her 12 year old son
User avatar #25 to #3 - chiktikkavaspaus (07/14/2013) [-]
So basically every single middle school kid in america?
#1 - sinclairr (07/13/2013) [-]
>Met someone   
>On 4chan
>Met someone
>On 4chan
User avatar #66 to #1 - norland (07/19/2013) [-]
I slept with a girl I met on /soc/ once
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