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carved piastra . t. r. friitz. a. i. "Lamp cell by a Jewish
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#298 - anonymous (05/21/2013) [-]
******* arrogant bastards
#334 to #298 - anonymous (07/17/2013) [-]
why does this nothave more red thumbs from, general watergate
User avatar #306 to #298 - Sethorein ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
"arrogant"

It's arrogant to be furious with god for destroying your people and yourself when you've been nothing but faithful?
#311 to #306 - anonymous (05/21/2013) [-]
Maybe god was angry with him because he was a filthy, money grabbing hook-nosed jew?
User avatar #314 to #311 - Sethorein ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
so many people are being pretend anti-semites that I honestly don't even want to assume you're being serious -_-
#316 to #314 - anonymous (05/21/2013) [-]
prntscr.com/160w16

nah. I'm serious.
User avatar #317 to #316 - Sethorein ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
I can't really figure out what that picture is supposed to tell me... You just look like a couple of guys in military garb...
User avatar #319 to #318 - Sethorein ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Aw

Did you like... have a bad experience with some crazy orthodox Jews or something? I mean... I'm half Jewish. I don't observe anything or look the part but since my mum was Jewish I get considered part of the community... by in large we're not too different from regular people... Most of the perceptions of us are just misconceptions created by lack of communication :S
#321 to #319 - anonymous (05/21/2013) [-]
And also, I'm renting an apartment near college from some guy whose surname is Albahari. The place looks like **** and it's expensive.
#320 to #319 - anonymous (05/21/2013) [-]
Actually, even though I'm anti-semitic, I can't say I hate all of you. It's like finding a needle in a haystack. How do you do it? You burn the haystack, and you will see the needle. I'm more anti-zionist than anti-semitic. But then you have those who hate jews without any reason. I can't go on without writing a ******** .
User avatar #322 to #320 - Sethorein ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
well anti-zionist is a lot less bad than anti-semitic. After all, it's very different to criticize a country than a people. People are all inherently unique so they can't be defined under umbrella terms... but countries can make mistakes that can be pointed out...

I have a pro-israel stance for obvious reasons but I don't kid myself into thinking the government is perfect. Broken bones policy, sabra and shatilla, dir yassin, white phosphorous, the settlements in the west bank... the list goes on... lots of bad decisions... Though I'd like the country to be able to fix all its problems and just be a nice democratic country in the middle east :S
#323 to #322 - anonymous (05/21/2013) [-]
It's natural to defend your own. But just think how your country was formed. And think out of the box, think like your enemies. Sometimes truth hurts. Who knows, maybe I'm really evil and you aren't? Perhaps it's the other way around? Still, truth is relative. Think about it. Goodbye.
User avatar #294 - agreekwarrior (05/21/2013) [-]
Every time there is a post about jews, it will most possibly make it to 1st page.XD
#290 - wobblewub (05/21/2013) [-]
No? Well then. I'll just go do my thing.
User avatar #287 - rieskimo (05/21/2013) [-]
I used to read a lot of the survival stories from Jews who had been imprisoned and their loss of faith was always one of if not the saddest points in the book.
User avatar #295 to #287 - agreekwarrior (05/21/2013) [-]
Jews don't have a faith to lose...
User avatar #296 to #295 - agreekwarrior (05/21/2013) [-]
Remember what they did with the 10 words Moyses gave them?
They made them into hundreds, just to gain more power over their own race.
#281 - alioni ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
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#278 - anonymous (05/21/2013) [-]
Say lamp cell or LAMB CELL?? EITHER WAY, U CAN SEE THE TRAMP STAMP$$$
#275 - tiltaz (05/21/2013) [-]
Lol
Your "kind" killed god and put him on a cross
You think he liked that?
Do ya?

Well, Do ya?
User avatar #301 to #275 - Sethorein ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Jews didn't do that. Romans did... However, Romans also canonized the bible so they wouldn't exactly cast themselves as the villains now would they?
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User avatar #273 - archangel ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
I always liked pascals wager-
Why not believe in God? If you believe and you turn out to be wrong, you haven’t lost anything. But if you don’t believe and you turn out to be wrong, you lose everything.'
User avatar #302 to #273 - Sethorein ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
5000 gods
all of them condemn you to hell for believing in other gods
there is a social cost to belief in god

The cost of believing in god with a 1/5000 chance of getting heaven or no cost of believing in god with 0% chance of getting heaven... or if the jewish god is real... 100% chance either way...
User avatar #289 to #273 - drooms (05/21/2013) [-]
Thats the dumbest phrase I've heard to this day.
User avatar #288 to #273 - krakalisk ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
it's more like if you chose the wrong God also...
User avatar #285 to #273 - colonoscopy (05/21/2013) [-]
This god is most likely an all knowing being, it created you and knows all of your thoughts and frustrations, it will most likely be beyond petty pride. It either values your free will or has created you to act in a certain way. There are numerous different religions and god will most likely respect the fact that you choose the path of life that you agree with. It would most likely look unfavorably on using your free will to live in a way you don't agree with. Belief is such a subjective thing that God most likely has no time for it. If God is a vain and evil being, then you are at least safe in the knowledge that you were a shimmer of light in a universe of darkness. Pascal's wager is utterly pathetic and one of the weakest theological thought experiments and was so obviously a tactic of conversion it's painful.
User avatar #283 to #273 - angelmatvey (05/21/2013) [-]
You can't just believe something you don't believe, but that's a fair point.
#274 to #273 - anonymous (05/21/2013) [-]
Or you believe in the wrong god and burn in hell forever.
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User avatar #269 - raidenkanya (05/21/2013) [-]
Something similar is in the book 'Night', when Elie starts to want to rebel against god.
#266 - anonymous (05/21/2013) [-]
thats very presumptuous of him
#264 - idontlikethisname (05/21/2013) [-]
But i guess, it was Hitlers fault? Poor God, being blamed for everything. Shame on jews!
User avatar #263 - sebg (05/21/2013) [-]
"Hitler killed five million Jews. It is the greatest crime of our time. But the Jews should have offered themselves to the butcher’s knife. They should have thrown themselves into the sea from cliffs.” - Ghandi
User avatar #305 to #263 - Sethorein ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
The quote is in the context of Gandhi's argument to his biographer that collective suicide would have been a heroic response that would have "aroused the world and the people of Germany to Hitler's violence"

Just in case someone thinks that gandhi was telling the Jews to go off themselves xD
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#280 to #263 - anonymous (05/21/2013) [-]
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#265 to #263 - hinji **User deleted account** (05/21/2013) [-]
Actually it were less than a million (doesn't make it much better, but still quite a difference)
User avatar #303 to #265 - Sethorein ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
less than a million, who told you that number?
#326 to #303 - hinji **User deleted account** (05/22/2013) [-]
It was corrected down from 6 to ~1 million over the years (afaik).
All in all it were about 6 million people that where killed (homosexuals, gypsies, disabled,...).
I may be wrong, wikipedia still says it were ~6 million jews (although the german site says 6 million overall and afterwards 6 million jews and ~4 million others, I have no idea...)
User avatar #328 to #326 - Sethorein ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
There is no precise figure for the number of Jews killed in the Holocaust. The figure commonly used is the six million quoted by Adolf Eichmann, a senior SS official. Most research confirms that the number of victims was between five and six million. Early calculations range from 5.1 million (Professor Raul Hilberg) to 5.95 million (Jacob Leschinsky). More recent research, by Professor Yisrael Gutman and Dr. Robert Rozett in the Encyclopedia of the Holocaust, estimates the Jewish losses at 5.59–5.86 million, and a study headed by Dr. Wolfgang Benz presents a range from 5.29 million to six million.

The main sources for these statistics are comparisons of prewar censuses with postwar censuses and population estimates. Nazi documentation containing partial data on various deportations and ******* is also used. It is estimated that Yad Vashem currently has somewhat more than 4.2 million names of victims that are accessible. This figure is based primarily on some two million and a half Pages of Testimony, which often contain information about more than one Jew who perished in the Holocaust. As of early June 1999, more than 1.6 million Pages of Testimony had been computerized. In addition, we have thousands of documents containing names from the Holocaust era, many of which are those of victims. This body of documentation has yet to be fully researched and added to our computerized database. Eventually we hope, through our computerization project, to provide as much information as possible about each victim.

So ya... 11 million were killed... you should be skeptical of the "german" site you got your info on...
#329 to #328 - hinji **User deleted account** (05/23/2013) [-]
The german site is the german wikipedia (I wasn't really clear with that one).
Well I'm looking further into the whole thing, but finding a trustworthy site is not that easy...
#255 - anonymous (05/21/2013) [-]
I don't get it, he will have to beg his forgiveness because he's a filthy money grabbing **** ?
#254 - anonymous (05/21/2013) [-]
Atheists use an ignorance fallacy to rationalize their atheism: they don't understand how God exists, so they say that he doesn't exist at all. This sort of reasoning is akin to saying that extra-terrestrial civilizations don't exist because humans haven't discovered any yet. The human brain is all the evidence we need of an intelligent designer. But on top of that we also have the Bible with thousands of fulfilled prophesies, and rooted historical evidence of Christ. Simple logic leads to the reality and truth of the resurrection. Why are they so willfully ignorant? Many atheists simply hate the truth,and twist things to fit the lie they love.They don't want God,so they simply close their eyes to the obvious and then use the arguments that are simply based on the ignorance and hatred,but very little on logical fact.If your eyes are twisted,then the picture you will see will also be twisted.
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User avatar #257 to #256 - CorporalObvious (05/21/2013) [-]
Don't feed it
#258 to #257 - itsbendingtime ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
good point.
#251 - kornadth (05/21/2013) [-]
**kornadth rolled a random image posted in comment #1965655 at Friendly ** Hitlers face when
#252 to #251 - azyzil (05/21/2013) [-]
**azyzil rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at 1 ** did u mean this face
User avatar #253 to #252 - kornadth (05/21/2013) [-]
yes. thank you
#249 - anonymous (05/21/2013) [-]
"I believe in the sun
even when it is not shining
And I believe in love,
even when there's no one there.
And I believe in God,
even when he is silent.
Another phrase written by a jew in the Cologne concentration camp.
#282 to #249 - anonymous (05/21/2013) [-]
All is there/ YOU LOVE YOYRSELF/ 2 YS
#246 - cabbagemayhem (05/21/2013) [-]
God is not a man that he should lie, nor a son of Adam that he should repent. Does he speak and then not act? Does he promise and not fulfill? Numbers 23:19
#284 to #246 - anonymous (05/21/2013) [-]
Does a MAN NOT TAKE A VOW OF MARRIAGE/ AS HE TOLD ME/ CAN MAKE MUSTAKES / HONOR LOVE THAT COMMITMENT. UNLIKE A CAR BJ
#279 to #246 - haxis (05/21/2013) [-]
If God isn't a man, nor a son of Adam, how did he create us in his image?
#297 to #292 - haxis (05/21/2013) [-]
My point was that religion has so many contradictions that I don't understand why people take it too seriously.
#299 to #297 - cabbagemayhem (05/21/2013) [-]
I think you made the point that what is often thought to be a contradiction, might just be a serious misunderstanding. You don't have to be something to make something in your image, like I don't have to be a lego man, or the son of a lego man, to make lego men in my image.
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