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Deadlydeeds

Deadlydeeds. done for free 1.62% oc. When the first living, thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished, I' ll

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When the first living, thing existed,
I was there waiting.
When the last living thing dies,
my job will be finished,
I' ll put the chairs en the tables,
turn out the lights,
and lock the universe
behind me as I leer-
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User avatar #53 - masterjames (11/25/2012) [-]
i saw a great coomment on death a couple days ago "I like to imagine death as more of a mother-figure. Truly. His job is to guide people to the afterlife, right? Well what happens when you die? You go to a cold, dark place. You are scared and alone and confused and don't know what to do; and then you hear a soothing voice, a man carrying a lamp and a clock comes fourth and tells you it will be okay, and that he will help you no matter what. And he listens to your stories and laughs with you and cries with you, and asks if you want to take his hand as you walk. He has endless compassion and patience, but still resolves to his duty to guide.

Perhaps that is why there are ghosts too, as he listens to your story as you tell him how much work you have left to do and what you HAVE to do before you can truly find peace, and he understands and leaves you his lamp, telling you to call anytime you want to go.

I think that thought is rather nice"
-all credit to **************** .... not mine, just felt like sharing
#216 to #53 - EKcEntRIC (11/26/2012) [-]
a man who is a mother figure???


still really cool though bro, thumb for you
#22 - pulu (11/25/2012) [-]
But where does he leave?
User avatar #23 to #22 - Mahazama (11/25/2012) [-]
He just... leaves.
User avatar #313 to #23 - xsynysterx (11/26/2012) [-]
2deep4me
User avatar #62 to #22 - dmagen (11/25/2012) [-]
he dies I guess.
with the death of the last living thing in the universe, the concept of death will die as well.
it's kind of ironic, the last moment of life will also be the last moment of death. if death takes over, even death itself will die.
#197 to #62 - baxterthefuture (11/26/2012) [-]
that was so poetically beautiful but made so much sense. . .
that was so poetically beautiful but made so much sense. . .
#159 to #62 - fycadius (11/25/2012) [-]
"...and in strange eons even death may die."
#266 to #62 - lamarisagoodname (11/26/2012) [-]
Now that's a solid argument
User avatar #352 to #266 - ilovehitler (11/26/2012) [-]
I look at that with the eyebrows being some creepy as hell mustache and the head crease being a mouth.
User avatar #248 to #62 - suckcarsonandsee (11/26/2012) [-]
that was deep bro
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User avatar #283 to #203 - pencilartist (11/26/2012) [-]
I think you missed the point of "All life dying so death also dies".

It won't come back unless life returns, at which point death will return to reclaim that life.
#26 - inathecold (11/25/2012) [-]
Death is a janitor, that cleans up bodies.
User avatar #24 - thehans (11/25/2012) [-]
why would you need to lock the universe

no one is left to break in
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#67 to #24 - itsmypenis **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #114 to #24 - sortoathepenguin (11/25/2012) [-]
The universe is black.
#147 to #114 - brodztheman (11/25/2012) [-]
ooooohhh!
ooooohhh!
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#237 to #147 - doctorlean **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#31 - phanact (11/25/2012) [-]
So hes a janitor.

Also

OP

Why is this 1.62% OC?
#155 - Heaney (11/25/2012) [-]
**Heaney rolled a random image posted in comment #119 at no title ** the thing that rapes my anus before murdering me.
#161 to #155 - itsafuckingbear (11/25/2012) [-]
you lucky ******
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#164 to #155 - maucorn **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#253 - chaoticlaw (11/26/2012) [-]
I think this is sad, cool, and a bit funny.
User avatar #264 to #253 - soggytomatoe (11/26/2012) [-]
kill me...
#179 - defender (11/26/2012) [-]
**defender rolled a random image posted in comment #30 at Greatest Speech Ever Made-Gamers Edition ** how I will die
#228 to #179 - lerotheumbrella (11/26/2012) [-]
**lerotheumbrella rolled a random image posted in comment #120683 at Pokemon ** how i shall die
#229 to #228 - lerotheumbrella (11/26/2012) [-]
**lerotheumbrella rolled a random image posted in comment #99448 at Ponyville ** dead god 홓 홓
#258 to #179 - fusrohnope (11/26/2012) [-]
**fusrohnope rolled a random image posted in comment #69 at 2 Life Guidelines ** How I shall die
**fusrohnope rolled a random image posted in comment #69 at 2 Life Guidelines ** How I shall die
#70 - TARDIS (11/25/2012) [-]
#36 - duffry (11/25/2012) [-]
I just got the image of death putting every chair in the universe on a table. Stopping for a moment after the millionth or so, sighing and continuing on.
User avatar #51 to #36 - goddammitbob (11/25/2012) [-]
now i'm thinking about death being a dick and stacking all of the chairs in the universe in one stack.
#69 to #51 - duffry (11/25/2012) [-]
Ha, yeah and by the time he's done life started again as like an protozoa, sighing again he gets out his giant ladder and starts unstacking them again
User avatar #5 - fudgepotato (11/25/2012) [-]
Done dead cheap.
User avatar #27 to #5 - GhostOfRavenclaw (11/25/2012) [-]
done dirt* cheap
User avatar #178 to #27 - fudgepotato (11/26/2012) [-]
I know those are the lyrics, but it was meant as a pun, because the title is deadly deeds, similar to dirty deeds, so dead cheap instead of dirt.
User avatar #25 to #5 - KillYourself (11/25/2012) [-]
neckties, contracts, HIGH VOLTAGE
#272 to #246 - datassman ONLINE (11/26/2012) [-]
Awwww Deadpool x Death <3
#112 - buthow (11/25/2012) [-]
Life is a game, so let us play until we lose.
User avatar #144 to #112 - knowitallfourtytwo (11/25/2012) [-]
I lost the game...
#168 to #112 - alrodi (11/26/2012) [-]
This game is boring.
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#1 - mdawgsome **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#285 - deathrinderalta (11/26/2012) [-]
and catch sight of that last sweet ass
User avatar #255 to #250 - hydrotos (11/26/2012) [-]
come patsy!
#92 - irokk (11/25/2012) [-]
Death doesn't sound like such a bad guy.

Can you imagine what it would feel like if you had to walk to the afterlife on your own?
User avatar #110 to #92 - hairydickfarts (11/25/2012) [-]
what movie is that pic from? it looks familiar
User avatar #117 to #110 - icandividebyzero (11/25/2012) [-]
I think that's Generation Kill.
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#93 to #92 - amandatoddd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#260 - thatscrewedupkid (11/26/2012) [-]
thats ******* awesome, i greatly enjoyed this,a thumb for you
#268 to #260 - YeYouKnoMe (11/26/2012) [-]
try using gifs...
try using gifs...
#274 to #268 - thatscrewedupkid (11/26/2012) [-]
didnt have the gif
#73 - zombiebacon ONLINE (11/25/2012) [-]
More quotes!
User avatar #75 to #73 - azijay (11/25/2012) [-]
Damn, I love this artwork.
Do you by any chance have any more?
#77 to #75 - zombiebacon ONLINE (11/25/2012) [-]
Other than this, no.
User avatar #81 to #77 - azijay (11/25/2012) [-]
Ah, well thanks anyway.
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