Birthday

The reason we act like ******** is cos it's funny. But deep down we're all nice people.
Except anon down there. That guy can suck a dick.

Wow, you're really late, just like how late your dad was when he tried to pull out.

Something I feel that people do not realise is that there is a difference between being an ******* / **** /dick and a bad person. Sure, we may be ******** , but that doesn't mean we can't be kind, genuine people.

**** your so called "friends", bro. They don't deserve someone as awesome as you in their lives.

Bro, I feel sorry for you. But keep on going, you have so many awesome future games to experience. Happy recent birthday! Would´ve added you if I had an xbox, but I only have a PS3 and PC.


Keep on being awesome, and screw your ******* "friends"

Got steam?

what games do you play?

Battlefield 3, Halo 3, 4 and Reach, and MW2, I play battlefield mostly.

well i play a lot of halo so i guess ill see you my gt is ard055

Happy birthday mate

Happy Birthday uce.

hey juggernog i have a couple of suggestions to you, first as some anon said to you ditch your "friends", but please dont isolate yourself, as much as i love playing xbox those friendships wont be the same. look youre young making friends is still quite easy, so you should join differents groups like some sport or activity you like to do, and youll see that you will find new people that share your interests and like you for who you are, dont let yourself down and the best of lucks to you.

I'm sure everyone hates you to. What did your dad walk out on you and you're mum when you were 2 years old? No one likes an ******* .

true being an ******* is fun but there are limits, theres also people with whom is not fun to be an ******* like old or sick people and also kids that are going through a hard time

"going through a hard time = bitchy"

I must disagree, I think the bitchy ones are usually those that have no idea what a hard time even is.

Holy **** , you're twenty and you're acting like this? You're hopeless.

>Police officer

You must be the same Anon who caused the "I hate artists" ********* .

No, I don't feel sorry for op, at least not in comparison to you, maybe he has few friends, maybe it's just a bad time but at least he realizes it and he's not being an ******* and lashing out at people, you might not care about this guy but try to act like a damn human being. For the record, you don't know but all of your friends could be liars and ******** like you, maybe they are all loyal decent people, so get off this dude's back and get a life.

It makes me sad that there are actually people in the world who enjoy people's pain. It's anons like you that make me lose my faith in humanity.

Holy ******* **** anon, you couldn't even be bothered to make a new reply? you copypasted yourself? You're not just an ******* , you're a lazy **** to boot!

i wrote and elaborate response, but i realised you were just a troll,
eitherways,
you have nothing better to do than being on the internet, have a nice non-life

kthxbai

This entire thread.

I think that's my school, we have a brick wall there too.

That was the joke, maybe i was too subtle

maybe it was a **** joke

"It doesn't matter who we are."

....You know, because he said who he was wasn't important.

Just trying to add some humour, but back to the feels. I'm sorry OP but I guarantee you'll make new, better friends as time goes on. I truly believe in karma and if you're a good person, good **** will happen to you. It might not be for awhile but your time will come.

so why are you angry at everything?

well your hate and anger is pretty baseless, and given his age, he still has a lot of potential in his life, just in a bad point in his life i guess. you've probably had them too and your present self would probably call you the same whiny bitch.

and what makes you think he wont man up through this? in fact he's arleady feeling fine, even by the time you commented. and what akes you think a few douchey friends his age not coming to his party will affect him for the rest of his life?

1. why are you thumbing me down? im just trying to have a civil conversation.

2. they just had 1 little fight, it doesnt mean they dont give two ***** , you gotta learn not to take things for face value. but yea, his "friends" are ***** . and this whole whining thing, it's called venting, its the first step to clearing the smoke out of your head so you have a clear path of what the **** to do so you can man up.

I hate that gif so much.

The 53 people that thumbed you down give a **** . I bet that's more than you can boast of, asshat.

You do realize a lack of empathy isn't good it means you're sick. **** you **** .

Implying a reason to live isn't subjective. Why don't you try not being a dick

sooo.....what you're saying is:
1) his "friends" hate him
2) they don't care
3) thusly, he should kill himself, because he is a "loser"
.......
.......
situation ringin any bells dumbass?
(and i'm guessing your parents are none too proud of you either, ya **** )

obviously the internet is what you'd call home, or at least where you socialize/entertain yourself, and you've chosen funnyjunk, which draws that you at least have some familiarity/loyalty/bond with those on here, which, can almost be said as them being "friends"...and seein your red thumb count, your "friends" don't care about you, and hate you...therefore, you must be a loser, and by your logic, must kill yourself....ta-da! (even a chimp i think could draw that conclusion)

Yeah, that's because she hasn't seen the person you really are showing yourself to be. If she saw what you wrote here, i think she would definitely stop talking to you.

well since all you do is be a dick on the internet, it seems to me like you dont have a reason to live either.

you're hopeless.

hope for earth being less of a ******** to live in. but instead of trying to do that, you just try to make it worse for people. as anon. so maybe you're the ******* loser. cause at least OP can show who he is.

If you really want to get rid of the weak, you should kill yourself. Because in my eyes you're one of the weakest people I have ever come across.

"OP on the other hand is always a ******* loser"

I checked his profile, this is the only post he has ever made that is of this type.

hmmmm......
i'm no psychologist/psychiatrist.....
buuuut.....
1) you overreacted to a person simply seeking sympathy
2) you constantly state that "because no one loves him he's a loser and should die"
3) you use nothing but profanities to emphasize any points you have about this
4) you were extremely insulting to said person in that situation
......
anon, pretty much all of this tells me that, you, on some level (whether you admit it or not, and, seeing as you're probably sensitive about it or you just want to be a dick, you obviously won't) you hold these same thoughts towards yourself in some manner....that you posted as an anon only furthers your antagonism, which means either you were hoping people would agree with you on some level (at which point you may or may not post this same thing somewhere else for a second shot) and you would off yourself, or (like in this case), you were hoping even more for sympathy, not for yourself of course (cause that would be too obvious and risks you personally getting crushed by someone who says things like you just did), but for op, because, well, as i said, you're most likely in a similar situation (what with the loner/loser/feeling like nobody loves you kinda thing)....but hey, i could be wrong and in which case you should probably take your own advice, kill yourself.

Oh no, he is looking for sympathy in just the right place. Pretty much all of us have feels for him, except you. And I doubt you have high self esteem.
Kill yourself.

loldenial

Screw you anon

i don't know OP and i don't know you, but i know he doesn't deserve to be treated like **** by his family and "friends" and least of all you. if i ever see you, and know who you are. i will destroy you. i will cut off your dick and balls and make you drink the blood. you ******* ****

or he knows ****** people like you

people didn't like newton or Galileo. people didn't like martin luther king jr or ghandi. an entire group of people hated jews. were the jews the problem? or was it the people mindlessly hating that were the problem. sometimes you can be a genuinely cool and fun person who just falls into a crowd of ****** people who just live to **** on other people and obviously this guy's friends are those type of people. you know nothing about him. he could have been the best friend you ever have if you knew him in real life. this is a classic example of don't judge a book by it's cover

your argument is that if a bunch of people agree on this one subject then they must be right. in that case slavery, discrimination, ****** , are all right or were at some point. but they weren't and aren't. you're the problem with society. the uninformed ignorant sheep that follows other people and it will lead our entire society into disrepair.

you are obviously a thumb whore otherwise you wouldnt have commented this as anonymous, cause you knew it would get thumbt down. ******

I prefer being a lonely ****** than an assface like you, anon.

Hey, I noticed you posted this picture before I did. Sorry for stealing your thunder.

Even for trolling, this is low. I often wonder how they would feel, looking back on this post later, expecting to laugh at us - if someone had really done something to themselves. Seriously, jokes aside, imagine if you were the straw that broke the camels back.

I'm no kind of white knight, I'm not taking any sides here, I'm just saying you sir, are a ******* ******* .

Really Anon i want you to consider something.

What all your family, friends and acquaintances were to see the stuff you are saying here? Do you think they would still respect you and talk to you? I doubt it. Because in all honesty I and all the people I know would never associate with someone who goes on the internet anonymously and tells people to kill themselves.

If all of the people you knew saw this they would simply leave you. You would be put in the exact same position as OP, and according to your logic, you should kill yourself if that were to happen.

So take my advice, take a screenshot of your comment and go show it to everyone you know, not just your friends, EVERYONE. And see for yourself what happens. Would you do that? No of course not. You don't want to expose yourself as the sick **** you are and people will no longer be proud of you as you claim them to be.

damn you're cool anon.

Do you consider yourself a loser anon?

losers usually dont go on the internet making fun of others, if you honestly feel the ned to make fun of others you aren't confident and you don't think highly of yourself at all.

How is it fun? How can you feel that way?

riiiight, totally not coming across as a sociopath at all.....psst, one of the major reasons we survive as a species, is through empathy and camaraderie, by throwing those out and choosing to find entertainment in the demise/pain of our species, you're just proving that you, and only you, do not biologically belong with us...in other words, ya pretty much don't belong in the human race, meaning you don't have friends, except other outcasts, and even then, they'd love to see you die just as much as you'd love to see OP die...just sayin, you're the loser/burden on the human race/waste of existence....good day

exactly why they created the term: sociopath! it means: you're pretty much a psychopath, but you can hide it well, thus, you blend in with society (soc- root for the term society, and sociopath)

i said you don't have friends other than people who are biological outcasts (read sometime, i think you'll benefit greatly from it), meaning, you and your friends defy our biological nature, you laugh at the abuse/pain/death of other human beings, which is a trait not beneficial to the continuance of our existence. and i never said you didn't blend in? had i made a remark to that manner i would have fully addressed it, but, seeing as you are allowed access to a computer/being allowed outside without psychiatric supervision, it can only mean that you are in fact, not a psychopath, but a sociopath. had you been a psychopath signs would have clearly shown up thus leading to you probably being committed to a psych ward, but, since you are a sociopath, you are allowed to mull around in the society you supposedly hate (seeing as the majority of people would actually sympathize with OP), and most likely use your computer to browse only what i can venture to be the morbid channel here on funnyjunk, or /b/, being as you have a taste for stories or instances where emotionally troubled people are urged to kill themselves and what i can only assume is sexual deviancy as well as an excitement brought about from seeing the death/abuse of people....not too far off now am i?

"it's every man for himself."

Congratulations ****** ! You just completely contradicted yourself.
You're saying that OP should kill himself because nobody cares about him, but HEY! EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF! so OP shouldn't care what other think about him.

silly anon rage posts are for 4chan. you see the website you are looking for is You need to login to view this link they have all the rage and traps an anon could hope for.

I never thought I'd see anyone this much of a bitch or this much of a retard, guess I found em both in one place

The one and only bitch in this here vicinity of this post is none other than you, my dear friend

His family does indeed give no ***** about him, but he did say that his friends from the internet said happy birthday and also played games with him.

You don' ****** up anon

Log in and say that you little bitch.

LOL, worst excuse ever.

**** off, you're just pissed that all your friends ******* hate you, so you're trying to make others feel bad.

Die

Never tell someone to end their own life anon

anon with 600 red thumbs and 200 replies. I don't even need to click show to get a good laugh at this one

Rot in hell, ******* .

I heard DJ 4DM1N's looking to make a troll army you should make an account and consider joining

all caps lock, clear representation of your insecurities portrayed in angst against op, over reaction to op's post, an over tempered reply, getting defensive over your initial post, you are definitely a troll and the fact that you have received over a 100 replies makes you a successful one. Or you are from tumblr.

I see you've joined the recently establisdhed troll army.

god, 500+ downthumbs and you still don't know when you're wrong

Or maybe, you're being that ******* nobody likes

>Implying you know how it is

You don't even know what goes on outside **** like this

If you want to be a half decent troll, don't post as anon. Gives it away.

On another note, holy ******* **** FJ is freaking out over this one comment.

This just proves that the phrase "Don't feed the trolls" has just been completely forgotten.

probably one of those friends

If you are not a troll, then you are merely a bad person. You use the same mentality as insecure middle school goths use. You go on and on about weak minded people and how you are better than them. If you are so much better, then you should be helping them pick themselves up and become stronger, not telling them to kill themselves. Morals may be a creation of the human mind, but you are human. We created them for a reason.

You're not a troll? Wow... That's sad.

I sincerely hope you act like this in real life to people's face. You enjoy what you want, I just want to enjoy the thought that someday you're going to be stupid enough to say this stuff to somebody's face, and they're going to knock you down a few pegs.

Apparently you can't speak your mind without seeming like a bad guy, because you're speaking your mind here and pretty much everybody thinks you're a bad guy.

the sheer fact this many people replied showed how easy it is tot roll this website

If this is fake, which it almost certainly is, well done. 7/10.

If not, just wow, you're an ass.

someone feels high and mighty today.

So, you think you're pretty great don't you?
Congratulations on typing the right things to make people angry. I'll bet your parents are so proud of your keyboard skills. But guess what? It's not hard. All you have to do is be as offensive as possible and act like you want op to die.
Have a look at yourself, you stupid lazy fat **** . You're sitting on your fat ass, staring into a screen day after day, wasting your beautiful life away. You're a ******* loser if the only way you can get joy is through pretending to be an ass on the internet.
Either get off the god damn computer or lop your stupid head off, because you have no life, no friends, no confidence and nobody loves you.
I know you'll probably say "at least I'm not a massive emo like op" but that's not what I'm upset about. What makes me feel so much pity is the fact that you have nothing better to do with your life than sit in front of that screen and type.
Have fun living your ****** , uneventful life.

I'll admit, whoever you really are, you're a really damn good troll. Every time I see your signature comments "It doesn't matter who I am" and "When I come across an argument on funnyjunk I thumb up the person who is right and thumb down the person who is wrong. It just so happens that i'm right in this case." or some variant of them I laugh. Every single one of your comments that you try to troll always gets tons of people butthurt. 8/10 you're pretty damn good.

"I'm not trolling" said every troll ever.

lol dude shut the **** up, what are you some sort of critic?

Look. We all get it that you're young and you live life with "Its all about me". You got a long long time until you start living with "live and let live." I will also give you a hint when you will live like that. Its not going to be in this life.

i feel really sad knowing that there's people like you in the world, you lack something called empathy, just imagine that you are in OP´s situation, would you like to hear people telling you **** and laughing about your pain and misfortune? I don't think so... you have no right to talk **** about people and the idea that you enjoy peoples´ pain is inhuman and sadistic, you should go and see a psychiatrist because lacking empathy and enjoying pain is not a normal thing in people....

HAHAH I just had to read " Empathy is a weakness" to prove my point... you lack it and that´s not normal really im telling you ITS NOT NORMAL.... you should do something about it it would help you improve your life, but whatever if u dont care is your problem you will regret it later... BTW thanks for thumbing down my comment and thumbing up yours... HAHAHAH pathetic...

haha sorry but no you are the wrong one here, the problem is that you dont understand why you are wrong because you lack something in your head, its like asking a computer to run a game without having a video card, the computer will tell u that is impossible to run and that you are the problem for asking it to run it. the problem is in your head that´s why you think what u do is right when is wrong. i dont know how old r u but hear my advise, if you dont change this ideas your life will become miserable because to connect with people and interact in harmony with them you need empathy whether you like it or not. BTW keep thumbing up your own comments is just like liking your own satus on FB... pathetic... haha

You're a fool. You tell others to only worry about themselves, yet you abstain from your own philosophy. If you actually followed your own advice, then none of these people would be sitting here getting pissy at eachother. You could be doing something creative.
Obviously you're not. You're only doing something destructive. You should begin to heed your own advise, and only worry, only bother about yourself. That could possibly be the reason you're here. You don't want to be with yourself.

That's fine and dandy, but you failed. he got front page; He replied to you once; He got over you. He doesn't care what you have to say, that fact is obvious. He hasn't checked to what else you've written, and it's sure not going to make him suffer. Nothing you could say could make him suffer. You matter as much to him as he matters to you, and that is nothing.

what you said won't. You don't matter to him at all. Just as he doesn't to you. Why would he take your words to foot? You mean nothing to him, your words hold no weight. Plus, you can't convince anyone you're not a troll, so in reality, they mean even less.

I just got sad, not because of anon, but because of all who didn't see through this troll. It's just sad. You're better than this, FJ!

you're trolling and you feel smart and you're not. Goodnight. You should take some time off here, you've worked enough to troll all posts you tried and you managed to trick alot of people (not bad) but now it's enough so goodnight and goodbye.

yeah, no, enough now. Nobody's like you. You're faking and you think it's fun. It's good that you find something that gives you joy. that's about all the good in it tho and your little play ends here for my part. bye

Pink text for you anon!

luv u bb.

Can we b frends 5 evr?

y

all this hate, and red thumbs for an anon..

i feel bad that i actually lol'd at this.

because ditching friends and "finding" new ones is so easy anon

I'm gonna be really cheesy here and say that nothing worth doing is ever easy.

Well unless it's fapping

when i fap 3 times a day, bustin that fourth nut is always a challenge
well put though

Friendships are a lot like relationships. Having friends is better than being alone, but being a lone is leagues better than considering extremely ****** people your "friends".

Mine. My parents are divoriced and I live with my dad who havent told me happy birthday since I was 11...

sometimes birthdays arint always fun and games
my last birthday I didn't get **** (because of money) and no one said happy-b-day
same thing with last X-mas and the one before that
sometimes life blows man

mine.

<<this kid's.


rip to the cat.

oh, I should probably rephrase that...
the picture is of myself and the cat was hit by a car... truly do miss it.

Bane?

1. I'm skinny, I weigh 90 pounds.
2.I'm not lame, I'm very social.
3.You're anon.
4.You sound butthurt.

Just remember that in twenty years for now when you're sitting in your good 'ol chair and one of your former "Friends" comes into your office asking for a raise you can shut that bitch down.

>implying OP is smart

My friend, you must lift!

How tall are you?

Because you went from "fat" to "makes an anorexic look 'hefty'."

I'm 4'9'' or 5'.

...do you gain three inches every now and then?

Yeah.

Well those three inches make you teeter between "underweight" and "one pound within normal weight." I'd say you're lucky you're a midget, but I'm guessing the lack of hight have something to do with the lack of mass...

...do you...even lift?

I lift xD but not a lot. I like being small because all the high school girls say I'm adorable, it's funny and awkward at the same time.

Hold a ****** minute, you're a year older than I am. What the **** are you doing giving any sort of ***** what high school girls think of you?

Are you ******* serious? for a thirteen year old you are extremely ******* intelligent!

1. It says you're 22 on your profile there brotaint.
2. You being 12 actually makes a LOT more sense.
3. You being 12 would mean you have another 6-8 years until the girls your age actually start to make sense anyway.
4. The same with your ****** friends. I didn't really make any "stable" friends until college. I only made, and kept, maybe one friend from middle/high school.

**** , I got soo confuse for a second, I'm actually fourteen, but some ******** on FJ are extremely prejudice and hate people who are younger than them.
I just don't want people to know that I'm a minor.

I descriminate based on the stupid **** you do say, not the stupid **** I think you'll say.

Besides, a lot of the stupid **** kids say comes from ignorance of the truth, which is something that can be remedied.

High school...

Well I'm not really one to judge how someone lives their life, and being someone who breaks the BMI mold myself, I also can't really give you much **** on the "almost underweight" bit either.

What I CAN say, however, is that ****** probably going to change after high school. Girls think it's cute that you're small, but high school girls tend to have incredibly...retarded tastes in men at that age. As long as you're healthy, and FEEL healthy, you should be fine, but keeping an image should be a matter of keeping yourself feeling healthy.

When you base your looks on what you think women want you to look like, the only women you're going to attract are the ones you're not going to want to associate your time with anyway. A woman should like you whether you look like Micheal Cera, or Dwayne Johnson...because on the inside, you're not a colossal tool.

But now we're discussing shenanigans. Back on topic: EAT A ****** STEAK!

Thanks man, you're a pretty wise guy.

You figure this **** out when you go from 235 to 170......and then back up to 190 while maintaining that 170 figure.

Sudden female attention. Kinda bittersweet when you really think about the implications...