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juggernog

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>Be Me turning Fourteen on the 9th of June.
>I invite all of my "Best Friends" to an amusement park (Canada's Wonderland)
>I tell them not to bring any gifts or presents because I just wanted everyone to have fun.
>Tell everyone I'm treating them to DairyQueen.
>They all say their going to come.
>AwYeah.jpg
>The day of my birthday had come, I just woke up, not even a "Happy Birthday Anon" from my parents.
>All of my friends say that they can't come due to "family reasons"
>So I spend all day playing Xbox with my Internet friends they greeted me kindly saying "Happy Birhday!"
>I take a break, I go on facebook and all off my "friends" were at another party.
>I try to hold back the tears because I got into fights with my parents just to go to my friends party and they treat me like crap.
>Get some Mtn Dew and play Xbox 'till 5:30am.
>I'm not going to be having or be going to anymore parties because my friends are assholes.

You can thumb down all you want, I really don't care.

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#1113 - juggernog [OP]

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(07/14/2013) [+] (6 replies)

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It's funny how most Funnyjunkers are extremely racist, rude and just plain horrid, but when it comes to really sad/depressing stuff they become extremely kind hearted and supportive. Honestly Funnyjunk no matter how crazy and ****** up you guys are you guys are still kind hearted and nice.

#1165 to #1113 - whenuleastxpect

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(07/14/2013) [-]

Bro, I feel sorry for you. But keep on going, you have so many awesome future games to experience. Happy recent birthday! Would´ve added you if I had an xbox, but I only have a PS3 and PC.

Keep on being awesome, and screw your asshole "friends"

#1198 to #1113 - screaming

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(07/14/2013) [-]

Something I feel that people do not realise is that there is a difference between being an asshole/cunt/dick and a bad person. Sure, we may be assholes, but that doesn't mean we can't be kind, genuine people.

**** your so called "friends", bro. They don't deserve someone as awesome as you in their lives.

#1203 to #1113 - anon id: 347aee91

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(07/19/2013) [-]

You can be rude and an asshole all you want... but when it comes to sad **** like this, we gotta man up and be humans.

#1214 to #1113 - anon id: 5ad0a371

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(09/15/2013) [-]

Hey kid go **** yourself, no one loves you, get that through your thick head you ******* cunt.

#1215 to #1214 - juggernog [OP]

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(09/16/2013) [-]

Wow, you're really late, just like how late your dad was when he tried to pull out.

#1144 to #1113 - wizzerdofaus

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(07/14/2013) [-]

The reason we act like assholes is cos it's funny. But deep down we're all nice people.
Except anon down there. That guy can suck a dick.

#1057 - juggernog [OP]

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#1117 to #1057 - gunthar

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(07/14/2013) [-]

what games do you play?

#1118 to #1117 - juggernog [OP]

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(07/14/2013) [-]

Battlefield 3, Halo 3, 4 and Reach, and MW2, I play battlefield mostly.

#1125 to #1118 - gunthar

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(07/14/2013) [-]

well i play a lot of halo so i guess ill see you my gt is ard055

#1167 to #1057 - brownstar

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(07/14/2013) [-]

Got steam?

#80 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/13/2013) [-]

LOL YOU ******* PATHETIC LOSER! YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS HAHAHAHAHA! SERIOUSLY JUST ******* KILL YOURSELF, OBVIOUSLY NO ONE LIKES YOU! You wont be missed at all. No one gives a **** about you. Your friends hate you, your parents didn't even remember your birthday, all you have is the internet you lonely ****. Also i'm just taking a guess here but i'm assuming you're fat and ugly? Maybe 1? Not popular at all? A loser yes? Nerd possibly? Yeah your life is meaningless, just end it now. No body gives a **** about your problems **** head. Die.

#1109 to #80 - sinonyx

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(07/14/2013) [-]

all this hate, and red thumbs for an anon..

#1130 to #1109 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

People are just being little bitches.

#403 to #80 - anon id: 0a066ba9

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(07/13/2013) [-]

well arent you a cunt

#412 to #403 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/13/2013) [-]

At least i'm not a lonely ****** like OP.

#961 to #412 - blargbob **User deleted account**

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(07/14/2013) [-]

I prefer being a lonely ****** than an assface like you, anon.

#1087 to #961 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

At least I have friends... unlike OP. At least my parents care about me.... unlike OP. At least people remembered my birthday last month... unlike OP.

#482 to #80 - beefkakes

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(07/13/2013) [-]

Look. We all get it that you're young and you live life with "Its all about me". You got a long long time until you start living with "live and let live." I will also give you a hint when you will live like that. Its not going to be in this life.

#627 to #482 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/13/2013) [-]

I'm 20. Not exactly old but really not that young. Every man for himself, I don't concern myself with other people's problems, I have my own.

#626 to #80 - newforomador

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(07/13/2013) [-]

I'll admit, whoever you really are, you're a really damn good troll. Every time I see your signature comments "It doesn't matter who I am" and "When I come across an argument on funnyjunk I thumb up the person who is right and thumb down the person who is wrong. It just so happens that i'm right in this case." or some variant of them I laugh. Every single one of your comments that you try to troll always gets tons of people butthurt. 8/10 you're pretty damn good.

#690 to #626 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/13/2013) [-]

... um thanks? But i'm not trolling... I mean every word I type in these situations. People just associate unpopular opinions with being a troll.

#691 to #690 - newforomador

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(07/13/2013) [-]

"I'm not trolling" said every troll ever.

#641 to #626 - Dairycow

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(07/13/2013) [-]

lol dude shut the **** up, what are you some sort of critic?

#760 to #80 - wizzerdofaus

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(07/14/2013) [-]

If this is fake, which it almost certainly is, well done. 7/10.

If not, just wow, you're an ass.

#794 to #760 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

It's not fake so I guess i'm an ass? Oh well. At least i'm not a little whiny bitch.

#913 to #80 - anon id: dd9ed749

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(07/14/2013) [-]

Nearly everything you said makes a great copypasta

#923 to #913 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

Don't copypasta this ****. It's not trolling.

#1146 to #80 - spyisspy

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(07/14/2013) [-]

probably one of those friends

#1179 to #1146 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

It's funny because he has no friends.

#123 to #80 - pintemily

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#147 to #123 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/13/2013) [-]

Actually it seems more like Jesus hates OP considering he has no friends and his parents don't even care about him. ****** life huh? He should just end it all.

#133 to #80 - nooneofinterest

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(07/13/2013) [-]

You do realize a lack of empathy isn't good it means you're sick. **** you cunt.

#146 to #133 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/13/2013) [-]

Well he's looking for sympathy in the wrong place because I have no empathy for his lonely ass. He is a hated person with no friends and should just die. He obviously has no reason to live.

#154 to #146 - nooneofinterest

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(07/13/2013) [-]

Implying a reason to live isn't subjective. Why don't you try not being a dick

#224 to #154 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/13/2013) [-]

Why doesn't OP try not being a ******* loser? He needs to just end it already. One fewer person on this earth. His life wont get any better.

#334 to #224 - gobnick

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(07/13/2013) [-]

sooo.....what you're saying is:
1) his "friends" hate him
2) they don't care
3) thusly, he should kill himself, because he is a "loser"
.......
.......
situation ringin any bells dumbass?
(and i'm guessing your parents are none too proud of you either, ya cunt)

#435 to #334 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/13/2013) [-]

Yes that's exactly what i'm saying and no this situation does not ring any bells, what do you mean? As far as I know my mom is proud of me for the most part. I don't ask her every single ******* day but yeah.

#541 to #435 - gobnick

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(07/13/2013) [-]

obviously the internet is what you'd call home, or at least where you socialize/entertain yourself, and you've chosen funnyjunk, which draws that you at least have some familiarity/loyalty/bond with those on here, which, can almost be said as them being "friends"...and seein your red thumb count, your "friends" don't care about you, and hate you...therefore, you must be a loser, and by your logic, must kill yourself....ta-da! (even a chimp i think could draw that conclusion)

#676 to #541 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/13/2013) [-]

For right now i'm on funnyjunk yes. But this is not the only website I go on when i'm online. I go out to socialize, not use the internet really. But for entertainment I have to say youtube has some pretty funny videos lol but I get entertainment outside as well. No judging by the red thumbs those people are overly sensitive cry babies who don't like the truth being spoken like it really is.

#490 to #435 - anon id: 76e2480a

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(07/13/2013) [-]

then i'm guessing father issues! Was it hard? ifyouknowwhatimean

#670 to #490 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/13/2013) [-]

Nope no father issues either. I really have no problems, my life is fine.

#1152 to #435 - poncakeforlife

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(07/14/2013) [-]

Yeah, that's because she hasn't seen the person you really are showing yourself to be. If she saw what you wrote here, i think she would definitely stop talking to you.

#1191 to #1152 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

Good thing she never will. Ignorance is bliss.

#375 to #146 - themendoza

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(07/13/2013) [-]

well since all you do is be a dick on the internet, it seems to me like you dont have a reason to live either.

#432 to #375 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/13/2013) [-]

That's not all I do... this is just what i'm doing right now. OP on the other hand is always a ******* loser. That's constantly what he is. I'm just doing this to pass the time.

#655 to #432 - themendoza

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(07/13/2013) [-]

you're hopeless.

#667 to #655 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/13/2013) [-]

What do you mean hopeless? Hope for what exactly?

#673 to #667 - themendoza

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(07/13/2013) [-]

hope for earth being less of a ******** to live in. but instead of trying to do that, you just try to make it worse for people. as anon. so maybe you're the ******* loser. cause at least OP can show who he is.

#700 to #673 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/13/2013) [-]

And who OP is is a whiny little bitch. I just try to narrow out the herd by getting rid of the weak.

#1154 to #700 - poncakeforlife

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(07/14/2013) [-]

If you really want to get rid of the weak, you should kill yourself. Because in my eyes you're one of the weakest people I have ever come across.

#1190 to #1154 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

Oh no i'm a very strong person. I deal with my problems alone, don't go complaining to everyone else.

#523 to #432 - anon id: f263dbea

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(07/13/2013) [-]

so you admit you are being a dick?

#669 to #523 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/13/2013) [-]

Oh yes definitely. But that's what I enjoy doing, it's fun. And OP is being a whiny little bitch but I don't blame him. He has no friends and his family hates him. Surprised he hasn't killed himself already.

#1153 to #432 - poncakeforlife

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(07/14/2013) [-]

"OP on the other hand is always a ******* loser"

I checked his profile, this is the only post he has ever made that is of this type.

#1189 to #1153 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

I don't understand how that changes the fact that OP is a ******* loser.

#192 to #80 - cumbersome

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(07/13/2013) [-]

The 53 people that thumbed you down give a ****. I bet that's more than you can boast of, asshat.

#213 to #192 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/13/2013) [-]

No they pretend to give a **** so they can feel better about themselves. They like to think of themselves as good people. They like to believe that that's how they should do when in reality if OP died right now no one here would ever know. His life is meaningless to us, it doesn't directly affect us in any way.

#258 to #80 - TehGordonFreeman

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(07/13/2013) [-]

#682 to #258 - garentei

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(07/13/2013) [-]

I hate that gif so much.

#260 to #258 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/13/2013) [-]

Actually I think that gif would be better for OP and his miserable life.

#231 to #80 - thedungeonmaster

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(07/13/2013) [-]

#259 to #231 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/13/2013) [-]

Who I am isn't what's important, it's what i'm saying. I'm just giving some advice to the lonely sack of **** OP.

#788 to #259 - koltan

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(07/14/2013) [-]

"It doesn't matter who we are."

....You know, because he said who he was wasn't important.

Just trying to add some humour, but back to the feels. I'm sorry OP but I guarantee you'll make new, better friends as time goes on. I truly believe in karma and if you're a good person, good **** will happen to you. It might not be for awhile but your time will come.

#812 to #788 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

He wont make any new friends, don't get his hopes up. He will die alone like the sack of **** he is. It will never come. He should just kill himself now.

#872 to #812 - garymotherfingoak

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(07/14/2013) [-]

so why are you angry at everything?

#978 to #872 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

I'm not angry at everything, just stupid whiny little bitches like OP.

#1007 to #978 - garymotherfingoak

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(07/14/2013) [-]

well your hate and anger is pretty baseless, and given his age, he still has a lot of potential in his life, just in a bad point in his life i guess. you've probably had them too and your present self would probably call you the same whiny bitch.

#1089 to #1007 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

He has no potential. He is a lonely sack of **** and will die a lonely sack of ****. His life is meaningless. This bad point will never end. I get over the bad times. Life has it's ups and downs, I just power through. You need to man the **** up sometimes.

#1094 to #1089 - garymotherfingoak

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(07/14/2013) [-]

and what makes you think he wont man up through this? in fact he's arleady feeling fine, even by the time you commented. and what akes you think a few douchey friends his age not coming to his party will affect him for the rest of his life?

#1136 to #1094 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

Because manning the **** up through this doesn't involve posting a bitchy whiny story here. It shows that his friends don't give a **** about him and neither does his parents.

#1138 to #1136 - garymotherfingoak

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(07/14/2013) [-]

1. why are you thumbing me down? im just trying to have a civil conversation.

2. they just had 1 little fight, it doesnt mean they dont give two *****, you gotta learn not to take things for face value. but yea, his "friends" are cunts. and this whole whining thing, it's called venting, its the first step to clearing the smoke out of your head so you have a clear path of what the **** to do so you can man up.

#1188 to #1138 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

1. When I see an argument on funnyjunk I thumb up the person who is right and thumb down the person who is wrong. It just so happens that i'm right in this case.

2. His own parents forgot his birthday. It's not venting, it's being a little bitch. Keep it to yourself and swallow your feelings like real men.

#986 to #978 - anon id: 47fbdca3

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(07/14/2013) [-]

Have you been actively replying on Funnyjunk comments for 8 hours straight?

Somehow I don't believe OP is the one who is going to die alone.

#1091 to #986 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

No not actively. Every once in a while i'll check in though and reply.

#487 to #80 - obeyweegee

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(07/13/2013) [-]

This entire thread.

#764 to #487 - wizzerdofaus

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(07/14/2013) [-]

I think that's my school, we have a brick wall there too.

#802 to #764 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

Many schools have brick walls...

#1058 to #802 - wizzerdofaus

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(07/14/2013) [-]

That was the joke, maybe i was too subtle

maybe it was a **** joke

#82 to #80 - crazyinfamous

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#97 to #82 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/13/2013) [-]

Why? I'm just being honest. It's obvious his friends don't like him. He even said his parents didn't wish him a happy birthday so they obviously don't care. I'm stating facts. No one gives a **** about his stupid worthless life. He should just end it or else he will be a lonely ****** forever.

#129 to #97 - osboom

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(07/13/2013) [-]

i wrote and elaborate response, but i realised you were just a troll,
eitherways,
you have nothing better to do than being on the internet, have a nice non-life

#149 to #129 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/13/2013) [-]

You should have posted it. I'm not trolling, i'm being completely serious.

#150 to #149 - osboom

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(07/13/2013) [-]

kthxbai

#844 to #149 - anon id: e5a370f5

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(07/14/2013) [-]

fine you're not trolling, then what makes your life so much more worthwhile than his?

#982 to #844 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

Oh nothing really. Just the fact that I don't whine and bitch.

#1027 to #982 - anon id: 0dbd268e

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(07/14/2013) [-]

Oooo! Look at me! I want attention! Jesus kid. Do the world a favor and slit your throat along with whiny OP.

#1099 to #1027 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

At least you admit that OP is whiny. And if I wanted attention wouldn't I log in?

#1008 to #97 - anon id: 6c2d85b9

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(07/14/2013) [-]

Well actually, examining your way to reply and your personality, it seems you haven't got any friends neither, uh? You ****** piece of **** can go to the stinky cave where you live and **** off. Are you angry with the world? NOBODY CARES. YOU should kill yourself, not Juggernot. At least he's a good person. People like you make our world rotten. I'll just say it like this: If you want to sink, sink alone. And as you said, nobody cared about Juggernot, well here we are, everyone, helping him.
You SCUMBAG, nobody cares about you and nobody EVER will feel something for you if you still behaving that way. **** OFF.

#1098 to #1008 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

Oh I do have friends. Actually talking to 3 of them right now. No OP should just end his miserable life already, he will always be alone. They pretend to give a **** so they can feel better about themselves. They like to think of themselves as good people. They like to believe that that's what they should do when in reality if OP died right now no one here would ever know. His life is meaningless to us, it doesn't directly affect us in any way. We would never know and I promise you that the majority of these people in the comments will completely forget about this post in a weeks time.

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#776 to #80 - luqmanr

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I see you've joined the recently establisdhed troll army.

#792 to #776 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

I would if I was a troll... but you see i'm not.

#915 to #792 - flyingwalrusman

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(07/14/2013) [-]

god, 500+ downthumbs and you still don't know when you're wrong

#936 to #915 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

People are just being little sensitive bitches.

#941 to #936 - flyingwalrusman

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(07/14/2013) [-]

Or maybe, you're being that asshole nobody likes

#1082 to #941 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

Nope i'm just telling it how it is.

#1086 to #1082 - flyingwalrusman

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(07/14/2013) [-]

>Implying you know how it is

#1134 to #1086 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

I do. This is how it is. OP's friends hate him and OP's parents don't care about him.

#1200 to #1134 - flyingwalrusman

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(07/14/2013) [-]

You don't even know what goes on outside **** like this

#1159 to #80 - flamingbattletoad

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#1176 to #1159 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

OP is dead? Hopefully.

#348 to #80 - gobnick

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(07/13/2013) [-]

hmmmm......
i'm no psychologist/psychiatrist.....
buuuut.....
1) you overreacted to a person simply seeking sympathy
2) you constantly state that "because no one loves him he's a loser and should die"
3) you use nothing but profanities to emphasize any points you have about this
4) you were extremely insulting to said person in that situation
......
anon, pretty much all of this tells me that, you, on some level (whether you admit it or not, and, seeing as you're probably sensitive about it or you just want to be a dick, you obviously won't) you hold these same thoughts towards yourself in some manner....that you posted as an anon only furthers your antagonism, which means either you were hoping people would agree with you on some level (at which point you may or may not post this same thing somewhere else for a second shot) and you would off yourself, or (like in this case), you were hoping even more for sympathy, not for yourself of course (cause that would be too obvious and risks you personally getting crushed by someone who says things like you just did), but for op, because, well, as i said, you're most likely in a similar situation (what with the loner/loser/feeling like nobody loves you kinda thing)....but hey, i could be wrong and in which case you should probably take your own advice, kill yourself.

#369 to #348 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/13/2013) [-]

1. Well he's looking for sympathy in the wrong place because I have no empathy for this loser.
2. Exactly. He's a loser and no one cares about him, he might as well kill himself.
3. They're called adjectives, they help get the point across better.
4. I'm glad I insulted him. He's a useless sack of ****.
No i'm a pretty confident person. I have high self esteem and people who actually care about me and like me unlike this emo bitch. Hopefully some people aren't emotional babies and do agree with me. OP is soft. I don't give a **** if OP gets sympathy, hopefully he wont. He doesn't deserve it. He really should just kill himself now and get his miserable life over with. I am not in a similar situation and you are wrong.

#956 to #369 - blargbob **User deleted account**

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(07/14/2013) [-]

Oh no, he is looking for sympathy in just the right place. Pretty much all of us have feels for him, except you. And I doubt you have high self esteem.
Kill yourself.

#977 to #956 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

I feel very highly of myself, I have no confidence issues what so ever.

#1145 to #977 - wizzerdofaus

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(07/14/2013) [-]

loldenial

#1187 to #1145 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

Whether you chose to believe me or not is your problem, I really don't care if you do.

#1030 to #80 - anon id: 03de003b

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(07/14/2013) [-]

That's gotta be the most red thumbs I've seen so far. If they were green thumbs that would be a different story...GOD BLESS THE THUMB ORGY!

#400 to #80 - skittlesareepic

+8 123456789123345869

(07/13/2013) [-]

Screw you anon

#414 to #400 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/13/2013) [-]

I'm sorry that OP is a ******* loser and i'm just being honest.

#838 to #80 - mexicanfood

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(07/14/2013) [-]

the sheer fact this many people replied showed how easy it is tot roll this website

#931 to #838 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

It's not a troll attempt... i'm very serious.

#164 to #80 - shaneac

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(07/13/2013) [-]

#215 to #164 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/13/2013) [-]

That's exactly what OP's parents and friends said to him... on his ******* birthday LOL what a ******* loser.

#725 to #80 - dogziller

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(07/14/2013) [-]

#796 to #725 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

Yes.

#140 to #80 - kaboozle123

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(07/13/2013) [-]

i don't know OP and i don't know you, but i know he doesn't deserve to be treated like **** by his family and "friends" and least of all you. if i ever see you, and know who you are. i will destroy you. i will cut off your dick and balls and make you drink the blood. you ******* cunt

#144 to #140 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/13/2013) [-]

Luckily you wont ever know who I am and will never see me. I'm sorry that i'm being ******* honest. This kid is a loser and no one likes him. He seriously might as well just kill himself. He has no friends obviously.

#148 to #144 - kaboozle123

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(07/13/2013) [-]

or he knows ****** people like you

#222 to #148 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/13/2013) [-]

No it has nothing to do with the other people, the problem is in himself. He is a ******* loser and obviously no one liked him. If a lot of people dislike someone obviously there is something wrong with them, not everyone else. 100 people hate 1 person but the 1 person is in the right? Nope. He's obviously a loser that no one can like.

#307 to #222 - kaboozle123

+5 123456789123345869

(07/13/2013) [-]

people didn't like newton or Galileo. people didn't like martin luther king jr or ghandi. an entire group of people hated jews. were the jews the problem? or was it the people mindlessly hating that were the problem. sometimes you can be a genuinely cool and fun person who just falls into a crowd of ****** people who just live to **** on other people and obviously this guy's friends are those type of people. you know nothing about him. he could have been the best friend you ever have if you knew him in real life. this is a classic example of don't judge a book by it's cover

your argument is that if a bunch of people agree on this one subject then they must be right. in that case slavery, discrimination, murder, are all right or were at some point. but they weren't and aren't. you're the problem with society. the uninformed ignorant sheep that follows other people and it will lead our entire society into disrepair.

#411 to #307 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/13/2013) [-]

This guy isn't Newton or Galileo. He's a sad sack of ****. You're comparisons are awful because this guy is nothing like them. There's nothing wrong with his friends, there is something wrong with OP. He is a miserable lonely ****** and always will be. He will die alone. He wouldn't be the a friend of mine, he's obviously a loser. He deserves to be judged.

#721 to #222 - anon id: a1ccc2fd

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(07/14/2013) [-]

By that logic there's something wrong with you

#575 to #80 - anon id: 711e9ce8

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(07/13/2013) [-]

And you're a jackass who sits in the corner who hates the ban of twinkies in America and has found an illegal way to smuggle them up through your fatass. You have no friends because you're too much of an asshole and the only way to sate the fact you have no friends is to become more of a ******* asshole but that only makes it worse so everyone starts to hate you even more and the more you're hated the more twinkies you smuggle in up your ass. On your boring days you pick up one of those twinkies and say "You're my only friends" while gently allowing it to slide up your ass. Faggot.

#616 to #575 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/13/2013) [-]

I don't give a **** about Twinkies actually, they're alright but not that big of a fan. Oh and i'm not fat at all, i'm in shape. Pretty skinny actually but not overly. Got some muscle. I do have friends though, idk what you're talking about. I think you're confusing me with OP, he's the lonely sad sack of ****. Seems like I made you mad huh? You seem angry. But my intentions weren't to make you mad, i'm not a troll. So you're just being a little bitch. You also seem to have a twinky anal fetish... it's kind of creepy.

#503 to #80 - theblaar

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(07/13/2013) [-]

you are obviously a thumb whore otherwise you wouldnt have commented this as anonymous, cause you knew it would get thumbt down. faggot

#620 to #503 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/13/2013) [-]

I knew that funnyjunk was filled with a bunch of over sensitive bitch men.

#428 to #80 - anon id: 4231ff77

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(07/13/2013) [-]

You're even proxy thumbing yourself don't give us this ******** that you don't give a ****.

#438 to #428 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/13/2013) [-]

When I come across an argument on funnyjunk I thumb up the person who is right and thumb down the person who is wrong. It just so happens that i'm right in this case.

#180 to #80 - mehmachine

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(07/13/2013) [-]

#810 to #180 - thedungeonmaster

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(07/14/2013) [-]

Hey, I noticed you posted this picture before I did. Sorry for stealing your thunder.

#813 to #810 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

You should be.

#214 to #180 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/13/2013) [-]

Who I am isn't what's important, it's what i'm saying. I'm just giving some advice to the lonely sack of **** OP.

#1162 to #80 - niggastolemyname

-2 123456789123345869

(07/14/2013) [-]

Pink text for you anon!

#1175 to #1162 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

Hopefully.

#1119 to #80 - paronix

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(07/14/2013) [-]

Even for trolling, this is low. I often wonder how they would feel, looking back on this post later, expecting to laugh at us - if someone had really done something to themselves. Seriously, jokes aside, imagine if you were the straw that broke the camels back.

I'm no kind of white knight, I'm not taking any sides here, I'm just saying you sir, are a ******* asshole.

#1127 to #1119 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

I would laugh extremely hard if that happened. It means that I have one and there is one less weak minded person in the world.

#1156 to #1127 - poncakeforlife

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(07/14/2013) [-]

Really Anon i want you to consider something.

What all your family, friends and acquaintances were to see the stuff you are saying here? Do you think they would still respect you and talk to you? I doubt it. Because in all honesty I and all the people I know would never associate with someone who goes on the internet anonymously and tells people to kill themselves.

If all of the people you knew saw this they would simply leave you. You would be put in the exact same position as OP, and according to your logic, you should kill yourself if that were to happen.

So take my advice, take a screenshot of your comment and go show it to everyone you know, not just your friends, EVERYONE. And see for yourself what happens. Would you do that? No of course not. You don't want to expose yourself as the sick **** you are and people will no longer be proud of you as you claim them to be.

#1181 to #1156 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

But they don't see this stuff so i'm good. They will never know so I don't need to worry about that. I'm just being honest though, the truth hurts sometimes. I will never be in this position that OP is in. My family actually remembers my birthday and my friends actually want to talk with me and hang out with me... unlike OP. Why the **** would I show this to anyone? Exactly what you said, you're right. I'm not stupid like that. I know better so I will keep pretending to not be a sick person irl with the people I actually know.

#160 to #80 - sportsmaniac

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(07/13/2013) [-]

It makes me sad that there are actually people in the world who enjoy people's pain. It's anons like you that make me lose my faith in humanity.

#220 to #160 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/13/2013) [-]

Oh don't give me that ******** lie. They pretend to give a **** so they can feel better about themselves. They like to think of themselves as good people. They like to believe that that's how they should do when in reality if OP died right now no one here would ever know. His life is meaningless to us, it doesn't directly affect us in any way. We would never know and I promise you that the majority of these people in the comments will completely forget about this post in a weeks time.

#244 to #220 - DiabloStrawhat

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(07/13/2013) [-]

Holy ******* **** anon, you couldn't even be bothered to make a new reply? you copypasted yourself? You're not just an asshole, you're a lazy cunt to boot!

#269 to #244 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/13/2013) [-]

I had the same response to you. Why the **** would I post the same response just reworded twice? That's just stupid. My reply still applies to you.

#418 to #80 - waffleprince

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(07/13/2013) [-]

#424 to #418 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/13/2013) [-]

I hope OP will GTFO and kill himself already.

#1170 to #80 - vissova

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(07/14/2013) [-]

If you want to be a half decent troll, don't post as anon. Gives it away.

On another note, holy ******* **** FJ is freaking out over this one comment.

#1174 to #1170 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

But i'm not a troll...

#366 to #80 - oceanfrank

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(07/13/2013) [-]

damn you're cool anon.

#370 to #366 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/13/2013) [-]

Um thanks? I don't give a **** what you think though so yeah...

#373 to #370 - oceanfrank

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(07/13/2013) [-]

Do you consider yourself a loser anon?

#379 to #373 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/13/2013) [-]

I do not. I have pretty high self esteem and i'm confident.

#383 to #379 - oceanfrank

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(07/13/2013) [-]

losers usually dont go on the internet making fun of others, if you honestly feel the ned to make fun of others you aren't confident and you don't think highly of yourself at all.

#397 to #383 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/13/2013) [-]

I wouldn't be making fun of him if he wasn't such a ******* lonely loser. I make fun of him because it's fun. He is a lonely ****** and hopefully wont be alive for much longer.

#404 to #397 - oceanfrank

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(07/13/2013) [-]

How is it fun? How can you feel that way?

#422 to #404 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/13/2013) [-]

It just is. The lion doesn't concern himself with the opinion of the zebras. What people think of me doesn't concern me. **** them, they're not me. Why should I give a **** about them? Their life does not directly impact mine at all. I have my own **** to worry about. Every man for himself.

#430 to #422 - anon id: 1628fef0

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(07/13/2013) [-]

If you dont give a **** about other people life's .
Than why you want him to die?

#452 to #430 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/13/2013) [-]

Because it's entertaining to see other people suffer, plain and simple. I wont lie and make up any other reason, that's my honest feeling. Like it or not that's how I feel. I truly enjoy seeing others in pain.

#572 to #452 - gobnick

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(07/13/2013) [-]

riiiight, totally not coming across as a sociopath at all.....psst, one of the major reasons we survive as a species, is through empathy and camaraderie, by throwing those out and choosing to find entertainment in the demise/pain of our species, you're just proving that you, and only you, do not biologically belong with us...in other words, ya pretty much don't belong in the human race, meaning you don't have friends, except other outcasts, and even then, they'd love to see you die just as much as you'd love to see OP die...just sayin, you're the loser/burden on the human race/waste of existence....good day

#663 to #572 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/13/2013) [-]

lol sociopath? Seriously? That word has been thrown around by so many different people to me over the years it really doesn't bother me at all. At least I can think logically. All that emotions do is cloud our otherwise logical judgement. I don't need to worry about that. All of my decisions and acts make sense. I have friends though. Do you know anything about the word you use? Sociopaths fit in just fine with the general public. Most people can never even tell when they know one. We kind of just blend in. If you met me irl you'd never know the wiser.

#804 to #663 - gobnick

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(07/14/2013) [-]

exactly why they created the term: sociopath! it means: you're pretty much a psychopath, but you can hide it well, thus, you blend in with society (soc- root for the term society, and sociopath)

#809 to #804 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

You claimed that I don't have friends but I do. I blend in fine with my friends. And my friends aren't outcasts and neither am I.

#828 to #809 - gobnick

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(07/14/2013) [-]

i said you don't have friends other than people who are biological outcasts (read sometime, i think you'll benefit greatly from it), meaning, you and your friends defy our biological nature, you laugh at the abuse/pain/death of other human beings, which is a trait not beneficial to the continuance of our existence. and i never said you didn't blend in? had i made a remark to that manner i would have fully addressed it, but, seeing as you are allowed access to a computer/being allowed outside without psychiatric supervision, it can only mean that you are in fact, not a psychopath, but a sociopath. had you been a psychopath signs would have clearly shown up thus leading to you probably being committed to a psych ward, but, since you are a sociopath, you are allowed to mull around in the society you supposedly hate (seeing as the majority of people would actually sympathize with OP), and most likely use your computer to browse only what i can venture to be the morbid channel here on funnyjunk, or /b/, being as you have a taste for stories or instances where emotionally troubled people are urged to kill themselves and what i can only assume is sexual deviancy as well as an excitement brought about from seeing the death/abuse of people....not too far off now am i?

#968 to #828 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

But you're wrong, my friends aren't outcasts. They're normal people. They don't laugh at the same **** I do. Actually they sometimes do when I make jokes about it. And I make a lot of jokes. **** the continuance of everyone else, it's every man for himself. I'm looking out for myself and me only. I don't give a **** about OP or anyone else I make suffer, they aren't me and i'm not them. If someone's life directly impacts me I care, but most people do not affect me in any way. You're right about morbid channel and /b/ but I have no weird fetish. I have a normal sex life, nothing that freaky. I'm an ass man, that's pretty much as far as any fetish goes.

#1168 to #968 - poncakeforlife

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(07/14/2013) [-]

"it's every man for himself."

Congratulations faggot! You just completely contradicted yourself.
You're saying that OP should kill himself because nobody cares about him, but HEY! EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF! so OP shouldn't care what other think about him.

#689 to #663 - anon id: 47fbdca3

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(07/13/2013) [-]

Tyrion kills Tywin when he catches him ******* Shae.

And it's: "The Lion does not concern himself with the opinion of the SHEEP."

You idiot.

- Tywin.

#697 to #689 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/13/2013) [-]

Idk wtf you're talking about with Tyrion or Tywin. And I thought that's what it was but then I thought Lions don't really eat sheep do they? They're commonly eating Zebras or gazelles. So I thought it was wrong. Oh well, thanks for the correction.

#678 to #452 - FriendWreck

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has deleted their comment [-]

#464 to #452 - anon id: 1628fef0

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(07/13/2013) [-]

Your a nice guy

#652 to #464 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/13/2013) [-]

No i'm not lol and that's why it's fun. I sense the sarcasm though.

#1148 to #80 - killingsin

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(07/14/2013) [-]

This just proves that the phrase "Don't feed the trolls" has just been completely forgotten.

#1178 to #1148 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

That would make sense if I was a troll, but i'm not.

#335 to #80 - hellsjester

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(07/13/2013) [-]

silly anon rage posts are for 4chan. you see the website you are looking for is You need to login to view this link they have all the rage and traps an anon could hope for.

#376 to #335 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/13/2013) [-]

I go there sometimes but i'm fine here right now. **** OP and his bitchy period pussy feelings.

#1143 to #80 - anon id: cb6b67af

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(07/14/2013) [-]

haha, you've made a bit of a *********

but it's probably a waste of time, I don't think op will kill himself due to your comments.
you're basically one man versus dozens of other people, who is op going to listen to?
gg

#1180 to #1143 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

Hopefully he will listen to me. He should.

#1116 to #80 - piekiller

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(07/14/2013) [-]

I never thought I'd see anyone this much of a bitch or this much of a retard, guess I found em both in one place

#1128 to #1116 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

The only bitch here is OP.

#1132 to #1128 - piekiller

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(07/14/2013) [-]

The one and only bitch in this here vicinity of this post is none other than you, my dear friend

#1182 to #1132 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

I'm not the one bitching about how I have no friends and my family doesn't care about me. Because I do have friends and my family does care about me... unlike OP's.

#1197 to #1182 - piekiller

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(07/14/2013) [-]

His family does indeed give no ***** about him, but he did say that his friends from the internet said happy birthday and also played games with him.

#1199 to #1197 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

They aren't real friends. If OP died right now they would never know and probably would forget all about him in a matter of days. OP means nothing at all to them.

#975 to #80 - wulphshadowtail

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(07/14/2013) [-]

#1075 to #975 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

That would be funny if I actually was a troll but i'm not...

#1139 to #1075 - wulphshadowtail

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(07/14/2013) [-]

If you are not a troll, then you are merely a bad person. You use the same mentality as insecure middle school goths use. You go on and on about weak minded people and how you are better than them. If you are so much better, then you should be helping them pick themselves up and become stronger, not telling them to kill themselves. Morals may be a creation of the human mind, but you are human. We created them for a reason.

#1185 to #1139 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

I've already addressed this. I realize that i'm a bad person and i'm ok with this. It's fun being a cynical asshole. Much more entertaining than being a saint. Helping people isn't as fun as tearing them down.

#1171 to #1075 - vissova

-1 123456789123345869

(07/14/2013) [-]

You're not a troll? Wow... That's sad.

#1184 to #1171 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

I'm not. Sorry to disappoint you. I'm very serious.

#1110 to #80 - arkamedies

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(07/14/2013) [-]

You don' ****** up anon

#1129 to #1110 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

How so?

#883 to #80 - StrahdD

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(07/14/2013) [-]

I sincerely hope you act like this in real life to people's face. You enjoy what you want, I just want to enjoy the thought that someday you're going to be stupid enough to say this stuff to somebody's face, and they're going to knock you down a few pegs.

#930 to #883 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

I say similar **** like this but most people think i'm kidding which works out for me because I can speak my mind and still not seem like a bad guy.

#937 to #930 - StrahdD

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(07/14/2013) [-]

Apparently you can't speak your mind without seeming like a bad guy, because you're speaking your mind here and pretty much everybody thinks you're a bad guy.

#1080 to #937 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

Those people are just being overly sensitive.

#944 to #937 - anon id: b2584ebc

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(07/14/2013) [-]

Well duh
Out in the world, he's talking to other people. That alone makes them excluded from the part that everyone here is taking offense to.

#1051 to #80 - BubsyB

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(07/14/2013) [-]

#1071 to #1051 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

Who I am isn't what's important, it's what i'm saying. I'm just giving some advice to the lonely sack of **** OP.

#1157 to #1071 - poncakeforlife

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(07/14/2013) [-]

LOL, worst excuse ever.

#1183 to #1157 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

It's not an excuse, it's the truth. Just listen to the message, don't worry about my identity.

#799 to #80 - tehbanana

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(07/14/2013) [-]

#933 to #799 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

That is what OP's friends and family say to him basically. No one gives a **** about him.

#306 to #80 - ryuryu

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(07/13/2013) [-]

#381 to #306 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/13/2013) [-]

I hope someone kills OP in the face. Preferably himself.

#733 to #80 - hamstergod

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(07/14/2013) [-]

someone feels high and mighty today.

#795 to #733 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

Better than feeling emo and depressed.

#1142 to #795 - wizzerdofaus

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(07/14/2013) [-]

So, you think you're pretty great don't you?
Congratulations on typing the right things to make people angry. I'll bet your parents are so proud of your keyboard skills. But guess what? It's not hard. All you have to do is be as offensive as possible and act like you want op to die.
Have a look at yourself, you stupid lazy fat cunt. You're sitting on your fat ass, staring into a screen day after day, wasting your beautiful life away. You're a ******* loser if the only way you can get joy is through pretending to be an ass on the internet.
Either get off the god damn computer or lop your stupid head off, because you have no life, no friends, no confidence and nobody loves you.
I know you'll probably say "at least I'm not a massive emo like op" but that's not what I'm upset about. What makes me feel so much pity is the fact that you have nothing better to do with your life than sit in front of that screen and type.
Have fun living your ******, uneventful life.

#1186 to #1142 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

I'm not acting like I want him to die, I sincerely want OP to die. I'm sorry that my thoughts offend you but oh well. I'm not fat, i'm in shape pretty well actually. Always been on the thin side actually but have muscle. I work out every once in a while. I'm not pretending to be an ass... if you think i'm an ass that's your problem, i'm just being honest. I think you're confusing me with OP now. He's the one who has no friends and no one loves him, people actually remembered my birthday... unlike OP's.

#295 to #80 - terowrath **User deleted account**

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**** off, you're just pissed that all your friends ******* hate you, so you're trying to make others feel bad.

#388 to #295 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/13/2013) [-]

Yeahhh no but good guess. I have friends actually unlike this loser. I'm confident have have good self esteem. I hope OP does feel bad, he should. He has a miserable lonely life.

#674 to #80 - anon id: e0186edc

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(07/13/2013) [-]

First of all: It doesn't matter if he doesn't have friends; and he's wrong he has friends -- even if deems them lesser because they're "Internet friends." Obviously people like him, and you shouldn't talk Anon about no one liking him: It doesn't even matter if no one likes him, friends betray sooner or later, and it doesn't matter if his parents forgot his birthday, it's another day: It doesn't even matter if all he has for social interaction is the internet. At least he had the courage to admit his problems on the internet, which is insane if you think about it, with his user; I think that's not pathetic: I think you're the only pathetic loser here.

#687 to #674 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/13/2013) [-]

Those aren't friends, those are acquaintances at most. He will never actually meet these people and if he ever stops playing x-box they wont miss him. It'll probably take them a while to realize he's gone. He could die right now and they'll never know. No no he had the courage to be a little whiny bitch on the internet and complain.

#239 to #80 - stanleys

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(07/13/2013) [-]

Die

#257 to #239 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/13/2013) [-]

Hopefully OP will die. Hopefully by his own hands. I wont be going anywhere anytime soon though.

#593 to #80 - sirawesomedude

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#609 to #593 - anon id: 1826ff65

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People are just being too god damn sensitive. They're soft and weak.

#905 to #609 - anon id: 8f90b325

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(07/14/2013) [-]

Pretty sure you were raped as a child or some **** like that. Or maybe your father beat the **** out of you like the nasty brat of a kid you were, because when people express hatred or dislike of people they consider 'weak', it means that at one point in their lives they were weak themselves. So they get disgusted at these 'weak' people as a way of not forgiving that part of their persona.

Also you're all like "lol yeah im a dick i like to watch people suffer' and that's a dehumanizing method used by sex abuse victims and ****.

So you might want to avoid thinking too hard about your childhood because you might activate that one repressed memory of getting pounded in the ass or something. Or if you really want to know just see if you can fit three fingers in your asshole instead of one.

#940 to #905 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

Nope nothing like that happened to me. I just hate weak people and enjoy seeing other people suffer. It's funny a lot of the time. No bad experiences in my life sorry to disappoint you. No repressed memories in my mind.

#990 to #940 - anon id: 8f90b325

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(07/14/2013) [-]

suuuuurree

most sex-abuse victims don't even remember that ****, that's why it's a 'repressed' memory

I'll bet you screamed like a little bitch

#1172 to #80 - yeezus

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#517 to #80 - anon id: f263dbea

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(07/13/2013) [-]

You are a special kind of stupid that could not possibly begin to be explained in any language known to man. Telling a person to go kill himself, you sick ****. You should just slash your wrists to end your pathetic life, you stupid 12 year old.

#618 to #517 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/13/2013) [-]

I'm actually 20 but good guess. I hope OP slashes his wrists and kills himself. He's a lonely ******.

#1044 to #80 - tombetehshiz

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#1072 to #1044 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

Look, a lonely ******. His name is OP.

#469 to #80 - anon id: a42ec7ed

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(07/13/2013) [-]

I've seen this exact same comment like 3 times. Obvious troll, and you people give him exactly what he wants.

#633 to #469 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/13/2013) [-]

... what the ****? You must be stupid or misreading because this comment has not been posted before. I just posted it now. Typed it out myself, didn't copy paste anything. Idk what you're talking about. Where have you seen this before?

#1038 to #80 - executive

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(07/14/2013) [-]

Never tell someone to end their own life anon

#1073 to #1038 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

Why not? He totally should. His life is ******* pointless.

#417 to #80 - anon id: 1628fef0

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(07/13/2013) [-]

I cant think of how ironic what your saying is.

If all you have in your life is go around like a pussy with anonymous and insulting people on funnyjunk then your life must be really sad and pathetic.
I feel sorry for you, you are just pathetic.

#429 to #417 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/13/2013) [-]

Oh no OP is the pathetic one. I'm just doing this right now in the moment, this isn't my entire life. I have better **** to do just not at this exact second. I just saw the post and decided to pass the time by hopefully getting OP to off himself.

#437 to #429 - anon id: 1628fef0

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(07/13/2013) [-]

So you set here for 5 hours, responding as fast as you can to all the comments, for 5 hours.
Yeah i clearly see a full life with a lot of things and stuff to do.
But you are just trolling trying to make people get angry because you like other people to feel pain when you have no one in your life and you are in pain.
You are a sad person. i really am feeling sorry for you, its just so pathetic.

Whatever, have fun in whatever you are doing.

5 hours of trolling.... i just don't get it.

#451 to #437 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/13/2013) [-]

I've actually been watching movies. Watching the 2nd one right now. Underworld: Awakening. It's alright, not that amazing. Didn't see the first one so yeah. I didn't have any plans for today. It's a chilly rainy day, didn't feel like making any. Maybe i'll do something tomorrow. Not really any of your business though. I'm not trolling though, i'm very serious. I do like when other people are in pain though but not because of any fault of my own, it's just entertaining to see. I'm not in any pain. Don't feel sorry for me, don't feel sorry for OP either. Only concern yourself with you, that's all that matters. OP is the pathetic one being a little bitch crying about his birthday and how no one gives a **** about him.

#623 to #451 - esojleugim

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i feel really sad knowing that there's people like you in the world, you lack something called empathy, just imagine that you are in OP´s situation, would you like to hear people telling you **** and laughing about your pain and misfortune? I don't think so... you have no right to talk **** about people and the idea that you enjoy peoples´ pain is inhuman and sadistic, you should go and see a psychiatrist because lacking empathy and enjoying pain is not a normal thing in people....

#644 to #623 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/13/2013) [-]

Empathy is a weakness. All it does is cloud our judgement and cause us to make illogical judgments. You see the problem with what you're saying is OP is NOT me. He is not me, i'm not him, his life does not affect mine at all. I wont go see any psychiatrist, i'm fine the way I am. Life is much easier when you just genuinely don't give a ****.

#661 to #644 - esojleugim

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HAHAH I just had to read " Empathy is a weakness" to prove my point... you lack it and that´s not normal really im telling you ITS NOT NORMAL.... you should do something about it it would help you improve your life, but whatever if u dont care is your problem you will regret it later... BTW thanks for thumbing down my comment and thumbing up yours... HAHAHAH pathetic...

#695 to #661 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/13/2013) [-]

At least I can think logically. All that emotions do is cloud our otherwise logical judgement. I don't need to worry about that. All of my decisions and acts make sense. When I see an argument on funnyjunk I thumb up the person who is right and thumb down the person who is wrong. It just so happens i'm right in this case.

#742 to #695 - esojleugim

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(07/14/2013) [-]

haha sorry but no you are the wrong one here, the problem is that you dont understand why you are wrong because you lack something in your head, its like asking a computer to run a game without having a video card, the computer will tell u that is impossible to run and that you are the problem for asking it to run it. the problem is in your head that´s why you think what u do is right when is wrong. i dont know how old r u but hear my advise, if you dont change this ideas your life will become miserable because to connect with people and interact in harmony with them you need empathy whether you like it or not. BTW keep thumbing up your own comments is just like liking your own satus on FB... pathetic... haha

#808 to #742 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

I'm 20. And nothing is wrong with me, i'm actually a lot better off than most people. I wont make any stupid decisions because my feelings got in the way. I don't need to worry about pitying anyone and in turn making myself vulnerable.

#470 to #451 - anon id: 1628fef0

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(07/13/2013) [-]

With that attitude i cant imagive you have a lot of friends. unless they are the same ******** assholes like you.
But whatever.

#651 to #470 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/13/2013) [-]

I have friends, not like a hundred but I do just fine in the social department.

#546 to #451 - ICEDgrunge

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You're a fool. You tell others to only worry about themselves, yet you abstain from your own philosophy. If you actually followed your own advice, then none of these people would be sitting here getting pissy at eachother. You could be doing something creative.
Obviously you're not. You're only doing something destructive. You should begin to heed your own advise, and only worry, only bother about yourself. That could possibly be the reason you're here. You don't want to be with yourself.

#650 to #546 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/13/2013) [-]

I'm doing this solely for my own entertainment and to see OP suffer. But this sounds like i'm trolling when i'm not, I promise i'm serious when I'm talking **** about OP. He's a ******* loser. I'd rather ruin someone's life rather than help them. This is more fun. I hope he ends his life actually. I'm very happy with myself and who I am. It's fun and I don't need to worry about feeling bad for someone.

#877 to #650 - ICEDgrunge

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(07/14/2013) [-]

That's fine and dandy, but you failed. he got front page; He replied to you once; He got over you. He doesn't care what you have to say, that fact is obvious. He hasn't checked to what else you've written, and it's sure not going to make him suffer. Nothing you could say could make him suffer. You matter as much to him as he matters to you, and that is nothing.

#943 to #877 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

Hopefully my words burn at his sole internally but he wont show it. Psychological pain is more fun than physical sometimes.

#948 to #943 - ICEDgrunge

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(07/14/2013) [-]

what you said won't. You don't matter to him at all. Just as he doesn't to you. Why would he take your words to foot? You mean nothing to him, your words hold no weight. Plus, you can't convince anyone you're not a troll, so in reality, they mean even less.

#1085 to #948 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

It was just to pass the time and was worth the shot.

#1036 to #80 - battledude

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(07/14/2013) [-]

anon with 600 red thumbs and 200 replies. I don't even need to click show to get a good laugh at this one

#497 to #80 - demandred

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(07/13/2013) [-]

I just got sad, not because of anon, but because of all who didn't see through this troll. It's just sad. You're better than this, FJ!

#622 to #497 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/13/2013) [-]

But i'm not trolling... everyone is obsessed with this idea of me trolling when i'm not. I'm so serious right now. OP should ******* kill himself.

#624 to #622 - demandred

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(07/13/2013) [-]

you're trolling and you feel smart and you're not. Goodnight. You should take some time off here, you've worked enough to troll all posts you tried and you managed to trick alot of people (not bad) but now it's enough so goodnight and goodbye.

#628 to #624 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/13/2013) [-]

I'm still not trolling... so wait let me get this straight, because you do not agree with what I have to say i'm automatically a troll?

#636 to #628 - demandred

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(07/13/2013) [-]

yeah, no, enough now. Nobody's like you. You're faking and you think it's fun. It's good that you find something that gives you joy. that's about all the good in it tho and your little play ends here for my part. bye

#1017 to #80 - joeymroux

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#1074 to #1017 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

20. Why?

#1120 to #1074 - anon id: c5c10bb5

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(07/14/2013) [-]

cause youre a dick

#1131 to #1120 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

The truth hurts sometimes. I'm just being honest.

#929 to #80 - infamoustrapper

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(07/14/2013) [-]

luv u bb.

Can we b frends 5 evr?

#1077 to #929 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

No. **** off.

#1081 to #1077 - infamoustrapper

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#945 to #80 - blargbob **User deleted account**

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(07/14/2013) [-]

Rot in hell, asshole.

#1076 to #945 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

I wont be dying any time soon don't worry. Hopefully OP will though.

#455 to #80 - Dairycow

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(07/13/2013) [-]

i feel bad that i actually lol'd at this.

#634 to #455 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/13/2013) [-]

Don't. It's good you did, it means you're not an overly sensitive bitch.

#917 to #80 - supername

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(07/14/2013) [-]

I heard DJ 4DM1N's looking to make a troll army you should make an account and consider joining

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#922 to #917 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

Already applied. Even though this post wasn't me trolling but people seem to think it was.

#947 to #922 - supername

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(07/14/2013) [-]

all caps lock, clear representation of your insecurities portrayed in angst against op, over reaction to op's post, an over tempered reply, getting defensive over your initial post, you are definitely a troll and the fact that you have received over a 100 replies makes you a successful one. Or you are from tumblr.

#1079 to #947 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

Nope no insecurities, i'm a pretty confident person actually. I have good self esteem.

#1121 to #1079 - anon id: c5c10bb5

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(07/14/2013) [-]

And yet you still kick up *********** like this.
You're not funny, you're just a douche. Seriously. Grow up.

#1133 to #1121 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

I'm not trying to e funny... I didn't tell a joke. There's only a **** storm because people are little bitches.

#81 to #80 - juggernog [OP]

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#767 to #81 - wizzerdofaus

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(07/14/2013) [-]

Happy birthday mate

#1046 to #81 - fcuknheck

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(07/14/2013) [-]

Happy Birthday uce.

#942 to #81 - gunthar

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(07/14/2013) [-]

hey juggernog i have a couple of suggestions to you, first as some anon said to you ditch your "friends", but please dont isolate yourself, as much as i love playing xbox those friendships wont be the same. look youre young making friends is still quite easy, so you should join differents groups like some sport or activity you like to do, and youll see that you will find new people that share your interests and like you for who you are, dont let yourself down and the best of lucks to you.

#988 to #942 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

No don't get his hopes up. He will always be hated no matter what. He shouldn't even waste his ******* time.

#1053 to #988 - BubsyB

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(07/14/2013) [-]

I'm sure everyone hates you to. What did your dad walk out on you and you're mum when you were 2 years old? No one likes an asshole.

#1101 to #1053 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

Nope my dad didn't walk out on me or my mom. Being an asshole is fun though.

#1122 to #1101 - gunthar

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(07/14/2013) [-]

true being an asshole is fun but there are limits, theres also people with whom is not fun to be an asshole like old or sick people and also kids that are going through a hard time

#1137 to #1122 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

I disagree about that last example, bitchy kids are very fun to be assholes to.

#1213 to #1137 - timelimit

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(08/09/2013) [-]

"going through a hard time = bitchy"

I must disagree, I think the bitchy ones are usually those that have no idea what a hard time even is.

#816 to #81 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

Oh **** wait a minute I jsut realized you are OP LOL you sad sack of ****. Hey man, slit your wrists yet? Killed yourself? Did I hurt your feewings? Aw maybe you should go talk to your friends... oh wait... you don't have any... ok maybe go talk to your parents, i'm sure they care about you... damn it... 0 for 2...

#847 to #816 - anon id: 8f90b325

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(07/14/2013) [-]

you are so obviously one of those obnoxious tween summerfags from /b/ who vaguely remembers that time they got pissy at funnyjunk and have dedicated your time to attempting to be a 'troll' and get people all 'mad' to impress the big kids enough to not tear your asshole when they **** you

#989 to #847 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

I'm 20, far from being a tween. I have been on this site for a long time, not a summerfag. But I do go on /b/ occasionally. Like right now i'm discussing the Zimmerman trial and am happy as **** he is innocent.

#1151 to #989 - poncakeforlife

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(07/14/2013) [-]

Holy ****, you're twenty and you're acting like this? You're hopeless.

#1193 to #1151 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

Yes i'm 20 and yes I am. I don't see an issue with this. I live in the real world and see how **** really is. I don't give a **** about you, OP, or anyone else in this comment thread.

#1042 to #989 - anon id: 65871172

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(07/14/2013) [-]

omfg you barely pubescent faggot of an underclassman (assuming you even went to college), NOBODY GIVES A **** ABOUT YOU OR HOW LONG YOU'VE BEEN ANYWHERE. GO BACK TO CLEANING OFF TABLES AT THE HARDEES AND LET PEOPLE WHO DON'T SUCK BLACK COCK IN THE BACK OFFICE JUST TO MAKE RENT HAVE THEIR TIME ON THE INTERNET IN PEACE.

TL;DR: you are cancer.

#1103 to #1042 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

I guess I am an underclassmen since i'm going into my Sophomore year of college. So yeah you're right. I'm not a busboy... want to hear something that'll probably scare you a bit? I'm actually studying Criminal Justice in college and will soon become a police officer.

#1166 to #1103 - poncakeforlife

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(07/14/2013) [-]

>Police officer

You must be the same Anon who caused the "I hate artists" *********.

#1195 to #1166 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/14/2013) [-]

Nope that's not me, I have no problem with atheists or any other religion. Except Islamics... ******* despise those terrorists.

#99 to #81 - anon id: 1826ff65

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(07/13/2013) [-]

That is what all of OPs "friends" are basically saying to him. They don't give a **** about OP so OP should just ******* kill himself already.

#882 to #99 - monkeysniper

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(07/14/2013) [-]

No, I don't feel sorry for op, at least not in comparison to you, maybe he has few friends, maybe it's just a bad time but at least he realizes it and he's not being an asshole and lashing out at people, you might not care about this guy but try to act like a damn human being. For the record, you don't know but all of your friends could be liars and assholes like you, maybe they are all loyal decent people, so get off this dude's back and get a life.

#360 to #81 - anisbanana

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#66 - defeats

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I thought this was going to have a happy ending...
This has never happened to me, and what kind of cunty parents wouldn't wish their kid a happy birthday?

#106 to #66 - anon id: 7b47fb15

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My dad didnt when I had just turned 13, my parents are divorced... Needless to say I left him shortly afterwards.

#1149 to #66 - anon id: f244f9ec

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(07/14/2013) [-]

Batman's

#310 to #66 - drewbeats

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(07/13/2013) [-]

<<this kid's.

rip to the cat.

#504 to #310 - drewbeats

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oh, I should probably rephrase that...
the picture is of myself and the cat was hit by a car... truly do miss it.

#992 to #504 - largeheadphones

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(07/14/2013) [-]

Bane?

#699 to #504 - anon id: 91e5e489

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(07/13/2013) [-]

Sorry man

#747 to #66 - benedicto

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(07/14/2013) [-]

mine.

#1029 to #66 - doubledisme

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(07/14/2013) [-]

sometimes birthdays arint always fun and games
my last birthday I didn't get **** (because of money) and no one said happy-b-day
same thing with last X-mas and the one before that
sometimes life blows man

#471 to #66 - watchesupee

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(07/13/2013) [-]

Mine. My parents are divoriced and I live with my dad who havent told me happy birthday since I was 11...

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#72 to #66 - lauryn **User deleted account**

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#1169 to #72 - propanex

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#59 - anon id: c57ad685

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you sound fat and lame

#76 to #59 - juggernog [OP]

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(07/13/2013) [-]

1. I'm skinny, I weigh 90 pounds.
2.I'm not lame, I'm very social.
3.You're anon.
4.You sound butthurt.

#177 to #76 - mastermike

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(07/13/2013) [-]

Just remember that in twenty years for now when you're sitting in your good 'ol chair and one of your former "Friends" comes into your office asking for a raise you can shut that bitch down.

#1003 to #177 - srskate

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(07/14/2013) [-]

>implying OP is smart

#289 to #76 - defeats

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(07/13/2013) [-]

My friend, you must lift!

#1061 to #76 - lolollo

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How tall are you?

Because you went from "fat" to "makes an anorexic look 'hefty'."

#1063 to #1061 - juggernog [OP]

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I'm 4'9'' or 5'.

#1064 to #1063 - lolollo

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...do you gain three inches every now and then?

#1065 to #1064 - juggernog [OP]

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Yeah.

#1068 to #1065 - lolollo

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Well those three inches make you teeter between "underweight" and "one pound within normal weight." I'd say you're lucky you're a midget, but I'm guessing the lack of hight have something to do with the lack of mass...

...do you...even lift?

#1069 to #1068 - juggernog [OP]

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I lift xD but not a lot. I like being small because all the high school girls say I'm adorable, it's funny and awkward at the same time.

#1088 to #1069 - lolollo

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Hold a ****** minute, you're a year older than I am. What the **** are you doing giving any sort of ***** what high school girls think of you?

#1093 to #1088 - juggernog [OP]

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Are you ******* serious? for a thirteen year old you are extremely ******* intelligent!

#1097 to #1093 - lolollo

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(07/14/2013) [-]

1. It says you're 22 on your profile there brotaint.
2. You being 12 actually makes a LOT more sense.
3. You being 12 would mean you have another 6-8 years until the girls your age actually start to make sense anyway.
4. The same with your ****** friends. I didn't really make any "stable" friends until college. I only made, and kept, maybe one friend from middle/high school.

#1102 to #1097 - juggernog [OP]

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****, I got soo confuse for a second, I'm actually fourteen, but some assholes on FJ are extremely prejudice and hate people who are younger than them.
I just don't want people to know that I'm a minor.

#1105 to #1102 - lolollo

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I descriminate based on the stupid **** you do say, not the stupid **** I think you'll say.

Besides, a lot of the stupid **** kids say comes from ignorance of the truth, which is something that can be remedied.

#1084 to #1069 - lolollo

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High school...

Well I'm not really one to judge how someone lives their life, and being someone who breaks the BMI mold myself, I also can't really give you much **** on the "almost underweight" bit either.

What I CAN say, however, is that ****** probably going to change after high school. Girls think it's cute that you're small, but high school girls tend to have incredibly...retarded tastes in men at that age. As long as you're healthy, and FEEL healthy, you should be fine, but keeping an image should be a matter of keeping yourself feeling healthy.

When you base your looks on what you think women want you to look like, the only women you're going to attract are the ones you're not going to want to associate your time with anyway. A woman should like you whether you look like Micheal Cera, or Dwayne Johnson...because on the inside, you're not a colossal tool.

But now we're discussing shenanigans. Back on topic: EAT A ****** STEAK!

#1090 to #1084 - juggernog [OP]

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Thanks man, you're a pretty wise guy.

#1092 to #1090 - lolollo

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You figure this **** out when you go from 235 to 170......and then back up to 190 while maintaining that 170 figure.

Sudden female attention. Kinda bittersweet when you really think about the implications...

#1096 to #1092 - juggernog [OP]

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I want to be a bit husky, because people how have body can get more fit, as in abs and biceps etc, for skinny people it's difficult because they don't have that certain body fat to work with.

#1100 to #1096 - lolollo

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(07/14/2013) [-]

I'm currently 5' 10"
I didn't get that way until the summer between my sophomore and junior year.
My voice didn't even really drop until Sophomore year.

I'm sure you'll be fine.

#1016 to #76 - wolvesbrickwall

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(07/14/2013) [-]

>skinny
>90 pounds

***** that aint skinny that's paper thin

#1062 to #1016 - juggernog [OP]

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I'm anorexic, I eat alot of Junk food and don't gain a pound, one day in class we hade to do an assignment on what we eat on the weekends and my teacher was appalled, this was the list
1. 7 Cans of Mtn Dew
2. 2 Bags of chips (any variety)
3. 4 Little Debby Brownie
4. 3 Can of Neastea.
5. 2 Pack of Ramen noodles.

#1060 to #1016 - lolollo

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**** all, ignore me...

#1059 to #1016 - lolollo

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I really hope you were generous with that...because you went from "fat" to "suspected anorexic."

How tall are you?

#1196 to #1059 - wolvesbrickwall

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5'7"

#1006 to #76 - creatior

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If you ever feel ****** about your weight just don't worry about it. I was skinny and still am i only weighed about 5 more pounds at fourteen. Just try doing a couple push-ups a day if you want and progressively do more after every day. Anyway Happy belated birthday hope you feel better. Here's a panda for your enjoyment.

#1001 to #76 - srskate

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you only weigh 90 pounds?

what the **** is wrong with you?

#994 to #76 - anon id: dd2fd937

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holy **** and here I thought I was the only dude that weighed 94 pounds and skinny. People call me anorexic but i'm not, damn metabolism y u do dis

#980 to #76 - semo

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i was planning on going to canada's wonderland this week end! where do you live?

#785 to #76 - anon id: d2d5da3c

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(07/14/2013) [-]

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#789 to #785 - anon id: d2d5da3c

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(07/14/2013) [-]

ANON HERE AGAIN
HOW ABOUT WE HAVE A DEAL?
HOE
LETS MEET UP SO I CAN BEAT THE LIVING **** OUT OF YA OK?
OH ALSO 90 LBS. AT 14? YOU'RE GONNA DIE OR MAYBE YOU'RE JUST LYING
LOLLOLOLLLOLLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLL OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLLOLOLOLOLLO
BITCH ASS LAIR

#1066 to #789 - juggernog [OP]

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Dude, I'm guessing you are 19-25 and you're trying to pick a fight with a Fourteen year old? if anyone here is being a faggot I'm pretty sure that's you.

#876 to #789 - garymotherfingoak

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#780 to #76 - ProWig

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You use steam?

#777 to #76 - anon id: 518978d7

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(07/14/2013) [-]

I know them feels, bro... happy bday though

#475 to #76 - anon id: a42ec7ed

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(07/13/2013) [-]

90 pounds?! Eat a little!

#1070 to #475 - juggernog [OP]

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I'm anorexic, but it's not that bad.

#446 to #76 - anon id: 33c120c7

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(07/13/2013) [-]

LAME-0 Thumb Wh0re

#440 to #76 - ComicBookGuy

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I'm not trying to be a dick, trust me, I think it may be a little unhealthy being 90 pounds as a 13 year old. Just eat a little

#601 to #440 - Dairycow

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how can you say that when you dont even know his height you moron, you cant say someone is unhealthy by their age and weight, are you retarded? someone can be 40 and 90 pounds who knows maybe they are 4 foot.

#1078 to #601 - juggernog [OP]

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I don't think he meant that in a bad way, a 14 year who weigh ninety pounds is still pretty weird.

#392 to #76 - anon id: 74d237e9

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pretty sure you're socially retarded then. if not then none of that story is true.

#349 to #76 - thisisyourmission

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Dude, you need to bulk up unless you're like 5ft

#304 to #76 - anon id: 83bb55f3

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That's rude. Just because somebody's anon doesn't automatically make them less of a person. Having a meaningless name like juggernog doesn't make you special, or have a more valid opinion.

#168 to #76 - anon id: dca7ec31

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(07/13/2013) [-]

>very social
>on funnyjunk bitching bout hes alone
Retard

#610 to #168 - Dairycow

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dude calm down you're literally yelling at a 14 year old over a computer screen and telling him hes ugly worthless, kill himself, etc... i think you're the socially awkward neckbeard that spends to much time on the internet if this is your only past time...

#152 to #76 - anon id: 2da354ed

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You know you're fat and lame when you look to a faggot-filled website like funnyjunk for sympathy.

#165 to #152 - shaneac

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#294 to #152 - infedel

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if this pace is filled with faggots, what does that make you?

#646 to #76 - dishesaredone

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90 pounds at 14 your're going to die soon

#245 to #76 - ComicBookGuy

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14 and 90 pounds? You may need to seek medical help

#136 - nooneofinterest

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You know what must be done

#137 to #136 - nooneofinterest

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#1 - euchreplayer

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#64 - thewisedane

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That is sad. Consider me a fan.

Because people on the interwebs is better than people in real life.

#927 to #64 - anon id: dd9ed749

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You'll forget about him in a few days

You're not any better

#647 to #64 - sarcasticone

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(07/13/2013) [-]

Because here on the internet you can show your true self while behind the computer screen.

It's a nice feeling. Please have this Dark Souls gif. Have a nice day!

Ignore my name ...i'm only sarcastic to assholes.

#7 - tradith **User deleted account**

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It's amazing how one minute funny junkers are all supportive and then the next we're calling people **** *******.

#554 to #7 - anon id: 6cfb1f88

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Isn't that how most friends are? We're supportive when needed, but, otherwise just ass hats to each other.

#77 to #7 - juggernog [OP]

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I love this comment.

#14 to #7 - niketheassassin

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stfu **** ******

#726 to #14 - songemot

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#117 - optimussum

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My birthday is on January 1st and instead of inviting me out on New Year's Eve, my best friend took my ex out to see fireworks.

Yay for alcohol.

#890 to #117 - monkeysniper

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We all have at least one memory of a betrayal that really hurt, cut these people from your life and when you've done something great like cured cancer or something great, they will come back and try to be buddy buddy, nothing will be more satisfying than telling them to kiss your ass

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