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Birthday

>Be Me turning Fourteen on the 9th of June.
>I invite all of my "Best Friends" to an amusement park (Canada's Wonderland)
>I tell them not to bring any gifts or presents because I just wanted everyone to have fun.
>Tell everyone I'm treating them to DairyQueen.
>They all say their going to come.
>AwYeah.jpg
>The day of my birthday had come, I just woke up, not even a "Happy Birthday Anon" from my parents.
>All of my friends say that they can't come due to "family reasons"
>So I spend all day playing Xbox with my Internet friends they greeted me kindly saying "Happy Birhday!"
>I take a break, I go on facebook and all off my "friends" were at another party.
>I try to hold back the tears because I got into fights with my parents just to go to my friends party and they treat me like crap.
>Get some Mtn Dew and play Xbox 'till 5:30am.
>I'm not going to be having or be going to anymore parties because my friends are ******** .

You can thumb down all you want, I really don't care.
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Submitted: 07/13/2013
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User avatar #1113 - juggernog (07/14/2013) [+] (7 replies)
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It's funny how most Funnyjunkers are extremely racist, rude and just plain horrid, but when it comes to really sad/depressing stuff they become extremely kind hearted and supportive. Honestly Funnyjunk no matter how crazy and ****** up you guys are you guys are still kind hearted and nice.
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User avatar #1057 - juggernog (07/14/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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If you guys want, add me on Xbox, my GT is Lg Hydra119, I'll be playing once I renew my XBL.
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#22 - 2scared2login (07/13/2013) [-]
Now you know they're not really your friends. Ditch them and get some real friends. If you don't, they're just going to keep ******** on you.
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#817 to #22 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (07/14/2013) [-]
because ditching friends and "finding" new ones is so easy anon
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#855 to #817 - sebgun (07/14/2013) [-]
I'm gonna be really cheesy here and say that nothing worth doing is ever easy.

Well unless it's fapping
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User avatar #1026 to #855 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (07/14/2013) [-]
when i fap 3 times a day, bustin that fourth nut is always a challenge
well put though
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User avatar #1108 to #817 - lolollo (07/14/2013) [-]
Friendships are a lot like relationships. Having friends is better than being alone, but being a lone is leagues better than considering extremely ****** people your "friends".
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#66 - defeats (07/13/2013) [-]
I thought this was going to have a happy ending... This has never happened to me, and what kind of ***** parents wouldn't wish their kid a happy birthday?
I thought this was going to have a happy ending...
This has never happened to me, and what kind of ***** parents wouldn't wish their kid a happy birthday?
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#106 to #66 - 2scared2login (07/13/2013) [-]
My dad didnt when I had just turned 13, my parents are divorced... Needless to say I left him shortly afterwards.
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#471 to #66 - watchesupee (07/13/2013) [-]
Mine. My parents are divoriced and I live with my dad who havent told me happy birthday since I was 11...
Mine. My parents are divoriced and I live with my dad who havent told me happy birthday since I was 11...
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#1149 to #66 - 2scared2login (07/14/2013) [-]
Batman's
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#1029 to #66 - doubledisme (07/14/2013) [-]
sometimes birthdays arint always fun and games
my last birthday I didn't get **** (because of money) and no one said happy-b-day
same thing with last X-mas and the one before that
sometimes life blows man

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User avatar #747 to #66 - benedicto ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
mine.
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#310 to #66 - drewbeats (07/13/2013) [-]
<<this kid's.


rip to the cat.
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User avatar #504 to #310 - drewbeats (07/13/2013) [-]
oh, I should probably rephrase that...
the picture is of myself and the cat was hit by a car... truly do miss it.
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#699 to #504 - 2scared2login (07/13/2013) [-]
Sorry man
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User avatar #992 to #504 - largeheadphones ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
Bane?
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User avatar #136 - nooneofinterest (07/13/2013) [-]
You know what must be done
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User avatar #7 - tradith **User deleted account** (07/13/2013) [-]
It's amazing how one minute funny junkers are all supportive and then the next we're calling people **** ******* .
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#554 to #7 - 2scared2login (07/13/2013) [-]
Isn't that how most friends are? We're supportive when needed, but, otherwise just *** hats to each other.
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#77 to #7 - juggernog (07/13/2013) [-]
I love this comment.
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#1025 to #1 - 2scared2login (07/14/2013) [-]
gais wha-
gais
gais what if -
cmon gais listen
what if he- GAIS CMON
so..wh-
gais
come
on
gais what if he posted this to get thousands of content AND comment thumbs?
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#448 - linkofdf (07/13/2013) [-]
Do it now.
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User avatar #228 - saintkarlos ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
oh well you still have us, the family no one wants
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User avatar #254 to #228 - hotsaws (07/13/2013) [-]
I like this comment very much.
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#35 - katinka (07/13/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday
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#117 - optimussum (07/13/2013) [-]
My birthday is on January 1st and instead of inviting me out on New Year's Eve, my best friend took my ex out to see fireworks. Yay for alcohol.
My birthday is on January 1st and instead of inviting me out on New Year's Eve, my best friend took my ex out to see fireworks.



Yay for alcohol.
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#249 to #246 - optimussum (07/13/2013) [-]
In all of my 2 years on this site no one has ever understood my username. Thank you.
In all of my 2 years on this site no one has ever understood my username.



Thank you.
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User avatar #890 to #117 - monkeysniper (07/14/2013) [-]
We all have at least one memory of a betrayal that really hurt, cut these people from your life and when you've done something great like cured cancer or something great, they will come back and try to be buddy buddy, nothing will be more satisfying than telling them to kiss your ***
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#64 - thewisedane (07/13/2013) [-]
That is sad. Consider me a fan. Because people on the interwebs is better than people in real life.
That is sad. Consider me a fan.

Because people on the interwebs is better than people in real life.
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#647 to #64 - sarcasticone (07/13/2013) [-]
Because here on the internet you can show your true self while behind the computer screen. It's a nice feeling. Please have this Dark Souls gif. Have a nice day! Ignore my name ...i'm only sarcastic to ******** .
Because here on the internet you can show your true self while behind the computer screen.

It's a nice feeling. Please have this Dark Souls gif. Have a nice day!


Ignore my name ...i'm only sarcastic to ******** .
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#927 to #64 - 2scared2login (07/14/2013) [-]
You'll forget about him in a few days

You're not any better
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#96 - ilolyoucry (07/13/2013) [-]
I am sorry. **** your friends, get new ones. Straight up go to school and just not talk to any of them. Do the same to your parents....But don't literally **** then...that's incest..
I am sorry.
**** your friends, get new ones. Straight up go to school and just not talk to any of them.
Do the same to your parents....But don't literally **** then...that's incest..
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User avatar #87 - backupclover ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
Happy birthday dude, you have a paypal? I'll give you £5 as a nice present.
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#94 to #87 - juggernog (07/13/2013) [-]
I don't have pay-pal, thanks for the offer though.
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User avatar #102 to #94 - backupclover ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
Well have fun anyway, Junk bros are always here.
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#653 to #94 - schnickelfritz ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
=/ would've chipped in, too! Accept this virtual hug from a Junk girl!
=/ would've chipped in, too! Accept this virtual hug from a Junk girl!
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User avatar #113 to #87 - pivotmasterdm (07/13/2013) [-]
Jeez. You're willing to give someone $5 like that? You're a nice guy. Have a thumb.
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#114 to #113 - 2scared2login (07/13/2013) [-]
Five pounds is Ten Dollars in Canadian money, I think.
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User avatar #115 to #114 - pivotmasterdm (07/13/2013) [-]
Oh yeah I didn't see the pound sign.
Thanks, anon.
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User avatar #116 to #115 - backupclover ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
Remember the guy that wrote 4 songs with some amazing divine artwork? I bought his album for £5 too, the guy obviously did fantastic work so he deserved it.
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User avatar #121 to #116 - pivotmasterdm (07/13/2013) [-]
Do you think you could buy something on steam?
I've been trying to buy gta 4 for a long *** time but bills always come up and **** ...
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User avatar #118 to #116 - pivotmasterdm (07/13/2013) [-]
In that case, have all my thumbs you amazing person.
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#95 - baditch (07/13/2013) [-]
Internet relationships Are real relationships.
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#3 - 2scared2login (07/13/2013) [-]
Honestly, thats how it is for most people. I call very few people "friend"
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#394 to #3 - 2scared2login (07/13/2013) [-]
Actually most people have friends
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#845 - wienersack (07/14/2013) [-]
Friends
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User avatar #120 - breadmolester (07/13/2013) [-]
friend are better online anyway.
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User avatar #135 to #120 - hydrosbro (07/13/2013) [-]
And then when you're separated for a long time, it's hard to get over it.
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User avatar #138 to #135 - breadmolester (07/13/2013) [-]
introverts are better people i say! what friends we do have, are most important.
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#62 - jimmynutz (07/13/2013) [-]
<--- yfw. Sorry bro
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User avatar #280 to #62 - bighairyfart (07/13/2013) [-]
Holy **** , somebody used an image I made.
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#1205 to #280 - jimmynutz (07/24/2013) [-]
It is so choice. Thank you for that
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#696 - brizzle (07/13/2013) [-]
what if they were all at the amusement park and the "other party" was them waiting to surprise him, but he didn't show up?
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User avatar #703 to #696 - aenous (07/13/2013) [-]
my thoughts exactly
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