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Submitted: 07/13/2013
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User avatar #1113 - juggernog (07/14/2013) [+] (6 replies)
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It's funny how most Funnyjunkers are extremely racist, rude and just plain horrid, but when it comes to really sad/depressing stuff they become extremely kind hearted and supportive. Honestly Funnyjunk no matter how crazy and ****** up you guys are you guys are still kind hearted and nice.
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#22 - anon (07/13/2013) [-]
Now you know they're not really your friends. Ditch them and get some real friends. If you don't, they're just going to keep ******** on you.
#817 to #22 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (07/14/2013) [-]
because ditching friends and "finding" new ones is so easy anon
#855 to #817 - sebgun ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
I'm gonna be really cheesy here and say that nothing worth doing is ever easy.

Well unless it's fapping
User avatar #1026 to #855 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (07/14/2013) [-]
when i fap 3 times a day, bustin that fourth nut is always a challenge
well put though
User avatar #1108 to #817 - lolollo (07/14/2013) [-]
Friendships are a lot like relationships. Having friends is better than being alone, but being a lone is leagues better than considering extremely ****** people your "friends".
#66 - defeats (07/13/2013) [-]
I thought this was going to have a happy ending...   
This has never happened to me, and what kind of cunty parents wouldn't wish their kid a happy birthday?
I thought this was going to have a happy ending...
This has never happened to me, and what kind of cunty parents wouldn't wish their kid a happy birthday?
#310 to #66 - drewbeats (07/13/2013) [-]
<<this kid's.


rip to the cat.
User avatar #504 to #310 - drewbeats (07/13/2013) [-]
oh, I should probably rephrase that...
the picture is of myself and the cat was hit by a car... truly do miss it.
#699 to #504 - anon (07/13/2013) [-]
Sorry man
User avatar #747 to #66 - benedicto (07/14/2013) [-]
mine.
#1029 to #66 - doubledisme (07/14/2013) [-]
sometimes birthdays arint always fun and games
my last birthday I didn't get **** (because of money) and no one said happy-b-day
same thing with last X-mas and the one before that
sometimes life blows man

#1149 to #66 - anon (07/14/2013) [-]
Batman's
#471 to #66 - watchesupee (07/13/2013) [-]
Mine. My parents are divoriced and I live with my dad who havent told me happy birthday since I was 11...
Mine. My parents are divoriced and I live with my dad who havent told me happy birthday since I was 11...
#106 to #66 - anon (07/13/2013) [-]
My dad didnt when I had just turned 13, my parents are divorced... Needless to say I left him shortly afterwards.
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#1 - euchreplayer ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
#448 - linkofdf (07/13/2013) [-]
Do it now.
User avatar #136 - nooneofinterest (07/13/2013) [-]
You know what must be done
User avatar #228 - saintkarlos ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
oh well you still have us, the family no one wants
User avatar #254 to #228 - hotsaws (07/13/2013) [-]
I like this comment very much.
#35 - katinka (07/13/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday
#117 - optimussum (07/13/2013) [-]
My birthday is on January 1st and instead of inviting me out on New Year's Eve, my best friend took my ex out to see fireworks.   
   
   
   
Yay for alcohol.
My birthday is on January 1st and instead of inviting me out on New Year's Eve, my best friend took my ex out to see fireworks.



Yay for alcohol.
User avatar #890 to #117 - monkeysniper (07/14/2013) [-]
We all have at least one memory of a betrayal that really hurt, cut these people from your life and when you've done something great like cured cancer or something great, they will come back and try to be buddy buddy, nothing will be more satisfying than telling them to kiss your ass
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#249 to #246 - optimussum (07/13/2013) [-]
In all of my 2 years on this site no one has ever understood my username.   
   
   
   
Thank you.
In all of my 2 years on this site no one has ever understood my username.



Thank you.
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#64 - thewisedane (07/13/2013) [-]
That is sad. Consider me a fan.   
   
Because people on the interwebs is better than people in real life.
That is sad. Consider me a fan.

Because people on the interwebs is better than people in real life.
#927 to #64 - anon (07/14/2013) [-]
You'll forget about him in a few days

You're not any better
#647 to #64 - sarcasticone (07/13/2013) [-]
Because here on the internet you can show your true self while behind the computer screen.    
   
It's a nice feeling. Please have this Dark Souls gif. Have a nice day!   
   
   
Ignore my name ...i'm only sarcastic to assholes.
Because here on the internet you can show your true self while behind the computer screen.

It's a nice feeling. Please have this Dark Souls gif. Have a nice day!


Ignore my name ...i'm only sarcastic to assholes.
#96 - ilolyoucry (07/13/2013) [-]
I am sorry.   
			****		 your friends, get new ones. Straight up go to school and just not talk to any of them.   
Do the same to your parents....But don't literally 			****		 then...that's incest..
I am sorry.
**** your friends, get new ones. Straight up go to school and just not talk to any of them.
Do the same to your parents....But don't literally **** then...that's incest..
User avatar #87 - backupclover (07/13/2013) [-]
Happy birthday dude, you have a paypal? I'll give you £5 as a nice present.
User avatar #113 to #87 - pivotmasterdm (07/13/2013) [-]
Jeez. You're willing to give someone $5 like that? You're a nice guy. Have a thumb.
#114 to #113 - anon (07/13/2013) [-]
Five pounds is Ten Dollars in Canadian money, I think.
User avatar #115 to #114 - pivotmasterdm (07/13/2013) [-]
Oh yeah I didn't see the pound sign.
Thanks, anon.
User avatar #116 to #115 - backupclover (07/13/2013) [-]
Remember the guy that wrote 4 songs with some amazing divine artwork? I bought his album for £5 too, the guy obviously did fantastic work so he deserved it.
User avatar #121 to #116 - pivotmasterdm (07/13/2013) [-]
Do you think you could buy something on steam?
I've been trying to buy gta 4 for a long ass time but bills always come up and **** ...
User avatar #118 to #116 - pivotmasterdm (07/13/2013) [-]
In that case, have all my thumbs you amazing person.
#94 to #87 - juggernog (07/13/2013) [-]
I don't have pay-pal, thanks for the offer though.
User avatar #102 to #94 - backupclover (07/13/2013) [-]
Well have fun anyway, Junk bros are always here.
#653 to #94 - schnickelfritz (07/13/2013) [-]
=/ would've chipped in, too! Accept this virtual hug from a Junk girl!
=/ would've chipped in, too! Accept this virtual hug from a Junk girl!
User avatar #7 - tradith **User deleted account** (07/13/2013) [-]
It's amazing how one minute funny junkers are all supportive and then the next we're calling people **** ******* .
#77 to #7 - juggernog (07/13/2013) [-]
I love this comment.
#554 to #7 - anon (07/13/2013) [-]
Isn't that how most friends are? We're supportive when needed, but, otherwise just ass hats to each other.
User avatar #726 to #14 - songemot (07/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #95 - baditch (07/13/2013) [-]
Internet relationships Are real relationships.
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#3 - anon (07/13/2013) [-]
Honestly, thats how it is for most people. I call very few people "friend"
#394 to #3 - anon (07/13/2013) [-]
Actually most people have friends
#845 - wienersack (07/14/2013) [-]
Friends
User avatar #120 - breadmolester (07/13/2013) [-]
friend are better online anyway.
User avatar #135 to #120 - hydrosbro (07/13/2013) [-]
And then when you're separated for a long time, it's hard to get over it.
User avatar #138 to #135 - breadmolester (07/13/2013) [-]
introverts are better people i say! what friends we do have, are most important.
#62 - jimmynutz (07/13/2013) [-]
<--- yfw. Sorry bro
User avatar #280 to #62 - bighairyfart (07/13/2013) [-]
Holy **** , somebody used an image I made.
#1205 to #280 - jimmynutz (07/24/2013) [-]
It is so choice. Thank you for that
#696 - brizzle (07/13/2013) [-]
what if they were all at the amusement park and the "other party" was them waiting to surprise him, but he didn't show up?
User avatar #703 to #696 - aenous (07/13/2013) [-]
my thoughts exactly
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