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>Be Me turning Fourteen on the 9th of June.
>I invite all of my "Best Friends" to an amusement park (Canada's Wonderland)
>I tell them not to bring any gifts or presents because I just wanted everyone to have fun.
>Tell everyone I'm treating them to DairyQueen.
>They all say their going to come.
>AwYeah.jpg
>The day of my birthday had come, I just woke up, not even a "Happy Birthday Anon" from my parents.
>All of my friends say that they can't come due to "family reasons"
>So I spend all day playing Xbox with my Internet friends they greeted me kindly saying "Happy Birhday!"
>I take a break, I go on facebook and all off my "friends" were at another party.
>I try to hold back the tears because I got into fights with my parents just to go to my friends party and they treat me like crap.
>Get some Mtn Dew and play Xbox 'till 5:30am.
>I'm not going to be having or be going to anymore parties because my friends are assholes.

You can thumb down all you want, I really don't care.

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#1113 - juggernog [OP]

Reply+27

(07/14/2013)[+](6 replies)

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It's funny how most Funnyjunkers are extremely racist, rude and just plain horrid, but when it comes to really sad/depressing stuff they become extremely kind hearted and supportive. Honestly Funnyjunk no matter how crazy and ****** up you guys are you guys are still kind hearted and nice.

#1144 to #1113 - wizzerdofaus

Reply+3

(07/14/2013)[-]

The reason we act like assholes is cos it's funny. But deep down we're all nice people.
Except anon down there. That guy can suck a dick.

#1214 to #1113 - anon id: 5ad0a371

Reply0

(09/15/2013)[-]

Hey kid go **** yourself, no one loves you, get that through your thick head you ******* cunt.

#1215 to #1214 - juggernog [OP]

Reply0

(09/16/2013)[-]

Wow, you're really late, just like how late your dad was when he tried to pull out.

#1203 to #1113 - anon id: 347aee91

Reply0

(07/19/2013)[-]

You can be rude and an asshole all you want... but when it comes to sad **** like this, we gotta man up and be humans.

#1198 to #1113 - screaming

Reply0

(07/14/2013)[-]

Something I feel that people do not realise is that there is a difference between being an asshole/cunt/dick and a bad person. Sure, we may be assholes, but that doesn't mean we can't be kind, genuine people.

**** your so called "friends", bro. They don't deserve someone as awesome as you in their lives.

#1165 to #1113 - whenuleastxpect

Reply0

(07/14/2013)[-]

Bro, I feel sorry for you. But keep on going, you have so many awesome future games to experience. Happy recent birthday! Would´ve added you if I had an xbox, but I only have a PS3 and PC.

Keep on being awesome, and screw your asshole "friends"

#1057 - juggernog [OP]

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#1167 to #1057 - brownstar

Reply0

(07/14/2013)[-]

Got steam?

#1117 to #1057 - gunthar

Reply0

(07/14/2013)[-]

what games do you play?

#1118 to #1117 - juggernog [OP]

Reply0

(07/14/2013)[-]

Battlefield 3, Halo 3, 4 and Reach, and MW2, I play battlefield mostly.

#1125 to #1118 - gunthar

Reply0

(07/14/2013)[-]

well i play a lot of halo so i guess ill see you my gt is ard055

#80 - anon id: 1826ff65

(07/13/2013)[-]

LOL YOU ******* PATHETIC LOSER! YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS HAHAHAHAHA! SERIOUSLY JUST ******* KILL YOURSELF, OBVIOUSLY NO ONE LIKES YOU! You wont be missed at all. No one gives a **** about you. Your friends hate you, your parents didn't even remember your birthday, all you have is the internet you lonely ****. Also i'm just taking a guess here but i'm assuming you're fat and ugly? Maybe 1? Not popular at all? A loser yes? Nerd possibly? Yeah your life is meaningless, just end it now. No body gives a **** about your problems **** head. Die.

#1172 to #80 - yeezus

(07/14/2013)[-]

#1170 to #80 - vissova#242 on commentsRank#242

(07/14/2013)[-]

If you want to be a half decent troll, don't post as anon. Gives it away.

On another note, holy ******* **** FJ is freaking out over this one comment.

#1174 to #1170 - anon id: 1826ff65

(07/14/2013)[-]

But i'm not a troll...

#1159 to #80 - flamingbattletoad

(07/14/2013)[-]

#1176 to #1159 - anon id: 1826ff65

(07/14/2013)[-]

OP is dead? Hopefully.

#1148 to #80 - killingsin

(07/14/2013)[-]

This just proves that the phrase "Don't feed the trolls" has just been completely forgotten.

#1178 to #1148 - anon id: 1826ff65

(07/14/2013)[-]

That would make sense if I was a troll, but i'm not.

#1146 to #80 - spyisspy

(07/14/2013)[-]

probably one of those friends

#1179 to #1146 - anon id: 1826ff65

(07/14/2013)[-]

It's funny because he has no friends.

#1143 to #80 - anon id: cb6b67af

(07/14/2013)[-]

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#1180 to #1143 - anon id: 1826ff65

(07/14/2013)[-]

Hopefully he will listen to me. He should.

#1162 to #80 - niggastolemyname#198 on commentsRank#198

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(07/14/2013)[-]

Pink text for you anon!

#1175 to #1162 - anon id: 1826ff65

(07/14/2013)[-]

Hopefully.

#1156 to #1127 - poncakeforlife

(07/14/2013)[-]

Really Anon i want you to consider something.

What all your family, friends and acquaintances were to see the stuff you are saying here? Do you think they would still respect you and talk to you? I doubt it. Because in all honesty I and all the people I know would never associate with someone who goes on the internet anonymously and tells people to kill themselves.

If all of the people you knew saw this they would simply leave you. You would be put in the exact same position as OP, and according to your logic, you should kill yourself if that were to happen.

So take my advice, take a screenshot of your comment and go show it to everyone you know, not just your friends, EVERYONE. And see for yourself what happens. Would you do that? No of course not. You don't want to expose yourself as the sick **** you are and people will no longer be proud of you as you claim them to be.

#1181 to #1156 - anon id: 1826ff65

(07/14/2013)[-]

But they don't see this stuff so i'm good. They will never know so I don't need to worry about that. I'm just being honest though, the truth hurts sometimes. I will never be in this position that OP is in. My family actually remembers my birthday and my friends actually want to talk with me and hang out with me... unlike OP. Why the **** would I show this to anyone? Exactly what you said, you're right. I'm not stupid like that. I know better so I will keep pretending to not be a sick person irl with the people I actually know.

#1182 to #1132 - anon id: 1826ff65

(07/14/2013)[-]

I'm not the one bitching about how I have no friends and my family doesn't care about me. Because I do have friends and my family does care about me... unlike OP's.

#1197 to #1182 - piekiller

-1

(07/14/2013)[-]

His family does indeed give no ***** about him, but he did say that his friends from the internet said happy birthday and also played games with him.

#1199 to #1197 - anon id: 1826ff65

(07/14/2013)[-]

They aren't real friends. If OP died right now they would never know and probably would forget all about him in a matter of days. OP means nothing at all to them.

#1157 to #1071 - poncakeforlife

(07/14/2013)[-]

LOL, worst excuse ever.

#1183 to #1157 - anon id: 1826ff65

(07/14/2013)[-]

It's not an excuse, it's the truth. Just listen to the message, don't worry about my identity.

#1139 to #1075 - wulphshadowtail

(07/14/2013)[-]

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#1185 to #1139 - anon id: 1826ff65

(07/14/2013)[-]

I've already addressed this. I realize that i'm a bad person and i'm ok with this. It's fun being a cynical asshole. Much more entertaining than being a saint. Helping people isn't as fun as tearing them down.

#1171 to #1075 - vissova#242 on commentsRank#242

-1

(07/14/2013)[-]

You're not a troll? Wow... That's sad.

#1184 to #1171 - anon id: 1826ff65

(07/14/2013)[-]

I'm not. Sorry to disappoint you. I'm very serious.

#1200 to #1134 - flyingwalrusman

(07/14/2013)[-]

You don't even know what goes on outside **** like this

#1142 to #795 - wizzerdofaus

(07/14/2013)[-]

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#1186 to #1142 - anon id: 1826ff65

(07/14/2013)[-]

I'm not acting like I want him to die, I sincerely want OP to die. I'm sorry that my thoughts offend you but oh well. I'm not fat, i'm in shape pretty well actually. Always been on the thin side actually but have muscle. I work out every once in a while. I'm not pretending to be an ass... if you think i'm an ass that's your problem, i'm just being honest. I think you're confusing me with OP now. He's the one who has no friends and no one loves him, people actually remembered my birthday... unlike OP's.

#1168 to #968 - poncakeforlife

(07/14/2013)[-]

"it's every man for himself."

Congratulations faggot! You just completely contradicted yourself.
You're saying that OP should kill himself because nobody cares about him, but HEY! EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF! so OP shouldn't care what other think about him.

#1145 to #977 - wizzerdofaus

(07/14/2013)[-]

loldenial

#1187 to #1145 - anon id: 1826ff65

(07/14/2013)[-]

Whether you chose to believe me or not is your problem, I really don't care if you do.

#1188 to #1138 - anon id: 1826ff65

(07/14/2013)[-]

1. When I see an argument on funnyjunk I thumb up the person who is right and thumb down the person who is wrong. It just so happens that i'm right in this case.

2. His own parents forgot his birthday. It's not venting, it's being a little bitch. Keep it to yourself and swallow your feelings like real men.

#1153 to #432 - poncakeforlife

-1

(07/14/2013)[-]

"OP on the other hand is always a ******* loser"

I checked his profile, this is the only post he has ever made that is of this type.

#1189 to #1153 - anon id: 1826ff65

(07/14/2013)[-]

I don't understand how that changes the fact that OP is a ******* loser.

#1154 to #700 - poncakeforlife

-1

(07/14/2013)[-]

If you really want to get rid of the weak, you should kill yourself. Because in my eyes you're one of the weakest people I have ever come across.

#1190 to #1154 - anon id: 1826ff65

(07/14/2013)[-]

Oh no i'm a very strong person. I deal with my problems alone, don't go complaining to everyone else.

#1152 to #435 - poncakeforlife

-1

(07/14/2013)[-]

Yeah, that's because she hasn't seen the person you really are showing yourself to be. If she saw what you wrote here, i think she would definitely stop talking to you.

#1191 to #1152 - anon id: 1826ff65

(07/14/2013)[-]

Good thing she never will. Ignorance is bliss.

#1213 to #1137 - timelimit

(08/09/2013)[-]

"going through a hard time = bitchy"

I must disagree, I think the bitchy ones are usually those that have no idea what a hard time even is.

#1151 to #989 - poncakeforlife

(07/14/2013)[-]

Holy ****, you're twenty and you're acting like this? You're hopeless.

#1193 to #1151 - anon id: 1826ff65

(07/14/2013)[-]

Yes i'm 20 and yes I am. I don't see an issue with this. I live in the real world and see how **** really is. I don't give a **** about you, OP, or anyone else in this comment thread.

#1166 to #1103 - poncakeforlife

(07/14/2013)[-]

>Police officer

You must be the same Anon who caused the "I hate artists" *********.

#1195 to #1166 - anon id: 1826ff65

(07/14/2013)[-]

Nope that's not me, I have no problem with atheists or any other religion. Except Islamics... ******* despise those terrorists.

#66 - defeats

Reply+280

(07/13/2013)[-]

I thought this was going to have a happy ending...
This has never happened to me, and what kind of cunty parents wouldn't wish their kid a happy birthday?

#72 to #66 - lauryn**User deleted account**

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#1169 to #72 - propanex

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(07/14/2013)[-]

#364 to #66 - chosencausefuckyou**User deleted account**

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#471 to #66 - watchesupee

Reply+3

(07/13/2013)[-]

Mine. My parents are divoriced and I live with my dad who havent told me happy birthday since I was 11...

#1029 to #66 - doubledisme

Reply+1

(07/14/2013)[-]

sometimes birthdays arint always fun and games
my last birthday I didn't get **** (because of money) and no one said happy-b-day
same thing with last X-mas and the one before that
sometimes life blows man

#747 to #66 - benedicto

Reply+1

(07/14/2013)[-]

mine.

#310 to #66 - drewbeats

Reply+1

(07/13/2013)[-]

<<this kid's.

rip to the cat.

#504 to #310 - drewbeats

Reply0

(07/13/2013)[-]

oh, I should probably rephrase that...
the picture is of myself and the cat was hit by a car... truly do miss it.

#992 to #504 - largeheadphones

Reply0

(07/14/2013)[-]

Bane?

#699 to #504 - anon id: 91e5e489

Reply0

(07/13/2013)[-]

Sorry man

#1149 to #66 - anon id: f244f9ec

Reply0

(07/14/2013)[-]

Batman's

#106 to #66 - anon id: 7b47fb15

Reply0

(07/13/2013)[-]

My dad didnt when I had just turned 13, my parents are divorced... Needless to say I left him shortly afterwards.

#59 - anon id: c57ad685

Reply0

(07/13/2013)[-]

you sound fat and lame

#1061 to #76 - lolollo#369 on commentsRank#369

Reply+2

(07/14/2013)[-]

How tall are you?

Because you went from "fat" to "makes an anorexic look 'hefty'."

#1063 to #1061 - juggernog [OP]

Reply-1

(07/14/2013)[-]

I'm 4'9'' or 5'.

#1064 to #1063 - lolollo#369 on commentsRank#369

Reply+2

(07/14/2013)[-]

...do you gain three inches every now and then?

#1065 to #1064 - juggernog [OP]

Reply-1

(07/14/2013)[-]

Yeah.

#1068 to #1065 - lolollo#369 on commentsRank#369

Reply+2

(07/14/2013)[-]

Well those three inches make you teeter between "underweight" and "one pound within normal weight." I'd say you're lucky you're a midget, but I'm guessing the lack of hight have something to do with the lack of mass...

...do you...even lift?

#1069 to #1068 - juggernog [OP]

Reply0

(07/14/2013)[-]

I lift xD but not a lot. I like being small because all the high school girls say I'm adorable, it's funny and awkward at the same time.

#1088 to #1069 - lolollo#369 on commentsRank#369

Reply+2

(07/14/2013)[-]

Hold a ****** minute, you're a year older than I am. What the **** are you doing giving any sort of ***** what high school girls think of you?

#1093 to #1088 - juggernog [OP]

Reply0

(07/14/2013)[-]

Are you ******* serious? for a thirteen year old you are extremely ******* intelligent!

#1097 to #1093 - lolollo#369 on commentsRank#369

Reply+1

(07/14/2013)[-]

1. It says you're 22 on your profile there brotaint.
2. You being 12 actually makes a LOT more sense.
3. You being 12 would mean you have another 6-8 years until the girls your age actually start to make sense anyway.
4. The same with your ****** friends. I didn't really make any "stable" friends until college. I only made, and kept, maybe one friend from middle/high school.

#1102 to #1097 - juggernog [OP]

Reply0

(07/14/2013)[-]

****, I got soo confuse for a second, I'm actually fourteen, but some assholes on FJ are extremely prejudice and hate people who are younger than them.
I just don't want people to know that I'm a minor.

#1105 to #1102 - lolollo#369 on commentsRank#369

Reply+2

(07/14/2013)[-]

I descriminate based on the stupid **** you do say, not the stupid **** I think you'll say.

Besides, a lot of the stupid **** kids say comes from ignorance of the truth, which is something that can be remedied.

#1084 to #1069 - lolollo#369 on commentsRank#369

Reply0

(07/14/2013)[-]

High school...

Well I'm not really one to judge how someone lives their life, and being someone who breaks the BMI mold myself, I also can't really give you much **** on the "almost underweight" bit either.

What I CAN say, however, is that ****** probably going to change after high school. Girls think it's cute that you're small, but high school girls tend to have incredibly...retarded tastes in men at that age. As long as you're healthy, and FEEL healthy, you should be fine, but keeping an image should be a matter of keeping yourself feeling healthy.

When you base your looks on what you think women want you to look like, the only women you're going to attract are the ones you're not going to want to associate your time with anyway. A woman should like you whether you look like Micheal Cera, or Dwayne Johnson...because on the inside, you're not a colossal tool.

But now we're discussing shenanigans. Back on topic: EAT A ****** STEAK!

#1090 to #1084 - juggernog [OP]

Reply0

(07/14/2013)[-]

Thanks man, you're a pretty wise guy.

#1092 to #1090 - lolollo#369 on commentsRank#369

Reply0

(07/14/2013)[-]

You figure this **** out when you go from 235 to 170......and then back up to 190 while maintaining that 170 figure.

Sudden female attention. Kinda bittersweet when you really think about the implications...

#1096 to #1092 - juggernog [OP]

Reply+1

(07/14/2013)[-]

I want to be a bit husky, because people how have body can get more fit, as in abs and biceps etc, for skinny people it's difficult because they don't have that certain body fat to work with.

#1100 to #1096 - lolollo#369 on commentsRank#369

Reply+1

(07/14/2013)[-]

I'm currently 5' 10"
I didn't get that way until the summer between my sophomore and junior year.
My voice didn't even really drop until Sophomore year.

I'm sure you'll be fine.

#1016 to #76 - wolvesbrickwall

Reply+1

(07/14/2013)[-]

>skinny
>90 pounds

***** that aint skinny that's paper thin

#1062 to #1016 - juggernog [OP]

Reply0

(07/14/2013)[-]

I'm anorexic, I eat alot of Junk food and don't gain a pound, one day in class we hade to do an assignment on what we eat on the weekends and my teacher was appalled, this was the list
1. 7 Cans of Mtn Dew
2. 2 Bags of chips (any variety)
3. 4 Little Debby Brownie
4. 3 Can of Neastea.
5. 2 Pack of Ramen noodles.

#1060 to #1016 - lolollo#369 on commentsRank#369

Reply0

(07/14/2013)[-]

**** all, ignore me...

#1059 to #1016 - lolollo#369 on commentsRank#369

Reply0

(07/14/2013)[-]

I really hope you were generous with that...because you went from "fat" to "suspected anorexic."

How tall are you?

#1196 to #1059 - wolvesbrickwall

Reply0

(07/14/2013)[-]

5'7"

#1006 to #76 - creatior

Reply0

(07/14/2013)[-]

If you ever feel ****** about your weight just don't worry about it. I was skinny and still am i only weighed about 5 more pounds at fourteen. Just try doing a couple push-ups a day if you want and progressively do more after every day. Anyway Happy belated birthday hope you feel better. Here's a panda for your enjoyment.

#1001 to #76 - srskate

Reply0

(07/14/2013)[-]

you only weigh 90 pounds?

what the **** is wrong with you?

#994 to #76 - anon id: dd2fd937

Reply0

(07/14/2013)[-]

holy **** and here I thought I was the only dude that weighed 94 pounds and skinny. People call me anorexic but i'm not, damn metabolism y u do dis

#980 to #76 - semo

Reply0

(07/14/2013)[-]

i was planning on going to canada's wonderland this week end! where do you live?

#785 to #76 - anon id: d2d5da3c

Reply0

(07/14/2013)[-]

YOU HAVE NO PROOF DUMB BITCH
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHH
HAVE FUN W/ YOUR XBOX LOL YOLO
LIVE A LITTLE BITCH ASS
**** **** W/ AIDS
DSLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLOLLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLLOLOLLOLOOLLO
MY SIDES ****** HURT LIKE BALLS
THANKS TO YOUR LONELINESS HAHAHHAAHHAHA
BITCH

#789 to #785 - anon id: d2d5da3c

Reply0

(07/14/2013)[-]

ANON HERE AGAIN
HOW ABOUT WE HAVE A DEAL?
HOE
LETS MEET UP SO I CAN BEAT THE LIVING **** OUT OF YA OK?
OH ALSO 90 LBS. AT 14? YOU'RE GONNA DIE OR MAYBE YOU'RE JUST LYING
LOLLOLOLLLOLLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLL OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLLOLOLOLOLLO
BITCH ASS LAIR

#1066 to #789 - juggernog [OP]

Reply0

(07/14/2013)[-]

Dude, I'm guessing you are 19-25 and you're trying to pick a fight with a Fourteen year old? if anyone here is being a faggot I'm pretty sure that's you.

#876 to #789 - garymotherfingoak

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(07/14/2013)[-]

#780 to #76 - ProWig

Reply0

(07/14/2013)[-]

You use steam?

#777 to #76 - anon id: 518978d7

Reply0

(07/14/2013)[-]

I know them feels, bro... happy bday though

#475 to #76 - anon id: a42ec7ed

Reply0

(07/13/2013)[-]

90 pounds?! Eat a little!

#1070 to #475 - juggernog [OP]

Reply0

(07/14/2013)[-]

I'm anorexic, but it's not that bad.

#446 to #76 - anon id: 33c120c7

Reply0

(07/13/2013)[-]

LAME-0 Thumb Wh0re

#440 to #76 - ComicBookGuy

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(07/13/2013)[-]

I'm not trying to be a dick, trust me, I think it may be a little unhealthy being 90 pounds as a 13 year old. Just eat a little

#601 to #440 - Dairycow

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(07/13/2013)[-]

how can you say that when you dont even know his height you moron, you cant say someone is unhealthy by their age and weight, are you retarded? someone can be 40 and 90 pounds who knows maybe they are 4 foot.

#1078 to #601 - juggernog [OP]

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(07/14/2013)[-]

I don't think he meant that in a bad way, a 14 year who weigh ninety pounds is still pretty weird.

#392 to #76 - anon id: 74d237e9

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(07/13/2013)[-]

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#349 to #76 - thisisyourmission

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(07/13/2013)[-]

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#304 to #76 - anon id: 83bb55f3

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(07/13/2013)[-]

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#646 to #76 - dishesaredone

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(07/13/2013)[-]

90 pounds at 14 your're going to die soon

#1003 to #177 - srskate

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(07/14/2013)[-]

>implying OP is smart

#610 to #168 - Dairycow

Reply0

(07/13/2013)[-]

dude calm down you're literally yelling at a 14 year old over a computer screen and telling him hes ugly worthless, kill himself, etc... i think you're the socially awkward neckbeard that spends to much time on the internet if this is your only past time...

#136 - nooneofinterest

Reply+90

(07/13/2013)[-]

You know what must be done

#137 to #136 - nooneofinterest

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(07/13/2013)[-]

#1 - euchreplayer

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(07/13/2013)[-]

#64 - thewisedane

Reply+78

(07/13/2013)[-]

That is sad. Consider me a fan.

Because people on the interwebs is better than people in real life.

#647 to #64 - sarcasticone

Reply+2

(07/13/2013)[-]

Because here on the internet you can show your true self while behind the computer screen.

It's a nice feeling. Please have this Dark Souls gif. Have a nice day!

Ignore my name ...i'm only sarcastic to assholes.

#927 to #64 - anon id: dd9ed749

Reply0

(07/14/2013)[-]

You'll forget about him in a few days

You're not any better

#7 - tradith**User deleted account**

Reply+53

(07/13/2013)[-]

It's amazing how one minute funny junkers are all supportive and then the next we're calling people **** *******.

#14 to #7 - niketheassassin

Reply+73

(07/13/2013)[-]

stfu **** ******

#726 to #14 - songemot

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(07/14/2013)[-]

What the **** ****** did you just **** ********* say about me, you **** ******? I'll have you know I **** ******** top of my **** ****** in the Navy **** *******. I've been involved in numerous **** ******* on sand *******, and i have over 300 confirmed **** *******. I am trained in **** ****** warfare, and I am the top **** ****** in the entire U.S. **** ****** forces. You are nothing to me but just another **** ******. I will wipe you the **** ****** out with **** ******* the like of which have never been seen on this **** ******, mark my **** ********* words. You think you can get away with **** ********* that **** ****** to me over the **** ******? Think again, **** ******. As we speak, I'm contacting my secret **** ****** of **** ******* across the **** ******, and you **** ****** is being traced right now. So you better prepare for the storm, **** ******. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your **** ******. You're **** ********* dead, **** ******. I can be anywhere, anytime and I can **** ****** you in over seven hundred different **** *******, and that's just with my bare **** *******. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed **** *******, but I have access to the entire **** ****** of the United States **** ****** corps, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable **** ****** off the continent, you little **** ******. If only you could have known what unholy **** ****** your little **** ****** was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would've held your **** ******. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the **** ******, you **** ******. I will **** **** ******* all over you, and you will drown in them. You're ******* dead, **** ******.

#77 to #7 - juggernog [OP]

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(07/13/2013)[-]

I love this comment.

#554 to #7 - anon id: 6cfb1f88

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(07/13/2013)[-]

Isn't that how most friends are? We're supportive when needed, but, otherwise just ass hats to each other.

#117 - optimussum

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(07/13/2013)[-]

My birthday is on January 1st and instead of inviting me out on New Year's Eve, my best friend took my ex out to see fireworks.

Yay for alcohol.

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#249 to #246 - optimussum

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(07/13/2013)[-]

In all of my 2 years on this site no one has ever understood my username.

Thank you.

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#890 to #117 - monkeysniper

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(07/14/2013)[-]

We all have at least one memory of a betrayal that really hurt, cut these people from your life and when you've done something great like cured cancer or something great, they will come back and try to be buddy buddy, nothing will be more satisfying than telling them to kiss your ass