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#238 - kommandantvideo
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(05/25/2013) [-]
mfw
#373 to #238 - anon
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(05/25/2013) [-]
Always remember, each day you wake up, you're one day closer to your next serving of nachos.
#244 to #238 - anon
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(05/25/2013) [-]
1. "I am so fat that, if i d leave this planet, it would drift off its orbit and fall into the sun."

2. "My nose looks like beavis&butthead. Lets sue MTV."

3. "I want to make life as miserable as i can for those around me."

4. "Its gotta be an accident, or insurance wont pay."

5. "I just realized, i can neither read nor write."
#253 to #244 - tehpwnz
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(05/25/2013) [-]
if you killed yourself your body wouldn't suddenly disappear, ever hear of the law of conservation of mass?
#264 to #253 - anon
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(05/25/2013) [-]
True, but the mass would no longer be focused on one place. Also, you miss the possibility of magic to happen.