..the problem is catching one.. .. Too many people worry about getting a girl. Getting a girl is easy, but keeping the good ones, that's the hard part.
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#32 - Silvur (01/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #40 to #32 - matriculator (01/28/2013) [-]
I Herd U Like Mudkips.
#4 - BlackMasta (01/27/2013) [-]
Too many people worry about getting a girl. Getting a girl is easy, but keeping the good ones, that's the hard part.
User avatar #6 to #4 - ctenop (01/27/2013) [-]
I had amazing gf for 8 months, so in love, then we broke up. I moved on, she wants me back, found out I have a gf, won't take me back :( Now I can't stop thinking about my ex while with my new girl :( **** sucks yo
#7 to #6 - anon (01/27/2013) [-]
why not just have friends and money! you can buy everything with money as long as you know how to spend it
User avatar #8 to #7 - ctenop (01/27/2013) [-]
I have friends, but live in a hostel, poor as **** bro
#9 to #8 - anon (01/27/2013) [-]
yeh you need to meet both requirements im currently working on the money part! people who say money cant buy you happiness have no idea how to spend money properly
User avatar #10 to #9 - ctenop (01/27/2013) [-]
On sports bike, my one is broken, but still. Living in a hostel, no family, no money, few friends, this chick became my life. Talking to her now, only been like, 2/3 weeks since we broke up :(
#11 to #10 - anon (01/27/2013) [-]
man just go talk to people im sure youre not a cunt so making friends isnt hard! just be in a bar with your few friends buy a shot or something and go take it to the nearest table and introduce yourself! trust me its a great ice breaker!
User avatar #12 to #11 - ctenop (01/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, I do that a lot, I have a lotta friends (or so I'm told) and have no confidence issue, but my ex is hurting, and is alone without me, her family wont help her, and she was my family. Like I said, just over a week and I got a new girl, then my ex, after pretending I didn't exist said she loves me. Anywho, planning to go out with my best buddy to a bar to watch some rugby, meet some new people. I hate it when people say they are a lone, or have no mates, and you ask, "Do you go out" and they either say no, or only go out with the same people. It's unbelieveable where a bottle of booze, and a good introduction can take you, made some awesome buddies that way.
User avatar #18 to #4 - stijnverheye (01/27/2013) [-]
no the hard part is talking to the girl of your dreams , I m still stuck on that part :c
#87 to #18 - lolothundah (02/23/2013) [-]
You've heard this line before but its the only thing that you can really count on:

Be Yourself.

Back then I came from an all boys school and once I started a Co-ed college it was kinda hard to talk to girls at first. I'm a hopeless romantic so yeah I fall easily and assume those who talk to me like me. I was dead wrong.

If you wanna talk to a girl you like, then start off with a "Hi" or "Hey" then things would follow through. Never assume about things and try to be natural. You don't have to be all fancy or try to be the man of their dreams; Finding someone who likes you for who you are and not what they want you to be is awesome.

I am also having crush problems currently... so yeah...
User avatar #88 to #87 - stijnverheye (02/23/2013) [-]
i m in that kinda situation , i didnt have many female friends , my class is full of males , and like you , i fall easily in love too , all i need is a smile or a conversation . i m natrually shy against attractive females and there shouldnt be any problem with me , i am a 100 % gentleman , but that first hey is just impossible :P , and i also care too much on opinions from other people . but yeah , the next week is it gonna happen , different friends got to know who my crush is , so i will have to say hi ;p , and thats the hardest part , saying hi ;c
#89 to #88 - lolothundah (02/25/2013) [-]

Best of luck to both of us bro, I'm also planning on hanging out with my crush this week...

Just some brotip: Just throw yourself out there and say a casual "Hi" with a genuine smile :3 Girls dig that. And once you get the conversation going, make it happen everyday. Everyone goes through the friendzone man, its only up to you if you want to stay there or make the next step ;)
User avatar #90 to #89 - stijnverheye (02/25/2013) [-]
yeah no **** ;D , but the hardest part is still ,saying hi ,
User avatar #20 to #18 - crazyhindu (01/27/2013) [-]
build up your courage by talking to random girls like at a park or the mall trust me if you get a number doesn't mean you have to text her just ignore her and once you have built up some confidence and skill by hitting on other girls go talk to the girl you like
#83 to #18 - BlackMasta (01/28/2013) [-]
I'm assuming you are like, 20 years old at most. Based on that assumption, I can safely say that the girl of your dreams will change, quite often actually. Back in the day, I would think that any girl who is hot and willing to have sex with me is the one I want, now I just want some one be my confidante, some one to go on adventures with.

Sex too, though :)
User avatar #35 to #4 - kylethefatass (01/28/2013) [-]
i cant even talk to one. too much self esteem (HOWEVER USPELL IT)
#49 to #35 - anon (01/28/2013) [-]
How would too much self esteem be the problem?
User avatar #51 to #4 - thirdasscheek (01/28/2013) [-]
*Finding a good one is the hardest.
#82 to #51 - BlackMasta (01/28/2013) [-]
I can't speak for everyone, but I'll speak for those of us in school still. The act of looking is often the worst part. Constantly aching because of your desires can be hard to handle.

I've found it's easier and more productive to try and improve myself as a human being, than to find a girl who I may or may not be good with. It comes eventually.
#63 - ungcc (01/28/2013) [-]
Maybe your worm isn't big enough....
User avatar #53 - kanatana ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
... and all of them find you unattractive.
User avatar #54 to #53 - kanatana ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
... and want nothing to do with your bait and tackle.
User avatar #55 to #54 - kanatana ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
... and you have zero chance of reeling them in.
#38 - CaptainKill ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
There's plenty of fish in the sea, too bad you don't have any bait.
#45 - Nameloc (01/28/2013) [-]
Yesterday I saw someone, that I barely knew from my Church, at my work.
We talked for all of 5 minutes.

Last night she started messaging me on Facebook, and today she gave me her number and insists on hanging out/ going over to her house sometime.

The **** ?

This is some rare **** .
I suppose the fish will find you?
#76 to #45 - dubmaster (01/28/2013) [-]
Sometimes they'll jump in the boat.

Just pray you don't end up like steve irwin.
User avatar #46 to #45 - girlygirlygirl (01/28/2013) [-]
Cool story bro..Seriously... pretty cool story
#59 to #45 - jjvjj (01/28/2013) [-]
cool story bro. (actually means it)
User avatar #48 to #45 - jamesisawesome (01/28/2013) [-]
Nameloc, you sick ass mofo, you gotta tap that before she starts banging other dudes.
User avatar #80 to #66 - nyj (01/28/2013) [-]
Damnit.. I always seem to forget comedy tips when posting in the feels section.
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#30 - historycanon (01/28/2013) [-]
I like this 1 more.. (Might have to enlarge)
User avatar #74 - yuglana (01/28/2013) [-]
I don't know about you guys, but I don't personally find any fish attractive at all
#77 to #74 - pianoasis (01/28/2013) [-]
Your loss.
Your loss.
#62 - handjay (01/28/2013) [-]
**handjay rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at shit bricks alot ** story of my life...
User avatar #70 to #62 - yuglana (01/28/2013) [-]
hope you recover
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#85 - chevycowboy (01/28/2013) [-]
simple bro switch up your tactics maybe even your fishing spot and work on your bait either hit the gym and change your style or to really win em over find sombeody into the same stuff you are
#75 - freepaint (01/28/2013) [-]
**** Love.
#21 - twisterdog (01/27/2013) [-]
But none wants your rod.
User avatar #34 - iliekcereal (01/28/2013) [-]
Ugh. I really had a great one this time. She was absolutely perfect for me. We talked easily, we had the same, horrible sense of humor, we're both pretty smart, and she didn't drink either, which would have made parties and dances and **** easier for me. We talked daily for about two months, and I really liked her. I did everything right. I flirted enough, but not too much. I wasn't socially awkward. I was funny. Charming. I was there for her when she was sad or sick, and I celebrated with her when she was happy. I really felt like she understood me. Normally when I talk to people, I can't get rid of the feeling that the person I'm talking to is secretly thinking "Man, this guy must be retarded." I never got that with her. She always understood what I was saying no matter how weird it was. Then one day, we're texting, and she hints that she wants me to ask her to a movie. So I do, and she kinda doesn't really give me an answer. I just figure that that means she wants me to ask her in real life. Which is cool with me.
So, 3 or 4 days later, I ask her to formal, since that's coming up. She turns me down, because she already has a date. Despite all the flirting, all the times we told each other how amazing or beautiful we were, she turned me down.
What the **** is wrong with me? Why does this always happen? I did it right this time. I didn't ask too early, or too late. I waited til the perfect time, when we were comfortable with each other, but not "just friends". Oh, well. Maybe that relationship **** isn't meant for me.
User avatar #50 to #34 - Nameloc (01/28/2013) [-]
I feel you, man.

There was one girl who was a lot like me.
She really liked me, and I really liked her.

Then one day her older, over protective douchebag, brother talks with her.
Insta-friendzoned after that.

Then yesterday a girl I barely knew started throwing herself at me.
Been texting her all day.
Just gotta wait for the right person, I suppose. If it's not meant to be then it's not meant to be.
In your situation, it's all her. Nothing is wrong with you. Everything is wrong with her.
#36 to #34 - anon (01/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #84 - GEARBOY ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
I go to a boarding school

People say "don't worry, there is plenty of fish in the sea"

And I say "how could you say that; when we live in a fish tank?"
User avatar #42 - jeffboomhauer **User deleted account** (01/28/2013) [-]
You gotta learn to be smooth man just come up like "Yo baby how about I get you a drink" dang ol' have it over there before she can say anything man sweep her off her feet keep it casual man.
User avatar #43 to #42 - fishtacos (01/28/2013) [-]
"yo baby how about I get you a drink" is about as smooth as Satan's gigantic horny testicles. You wanna be smooth, be yourself. There are 7 billion people on this earth, about half of them are of the opposite sex as you. Odds are, if you be yourself and not a ******* douchepickle, one of them is going to like you.
#29 - anon (01/28/2013) [-]
I'm good looking but really socially awkward.

So for me, all the fish swim towards the bait but the fisherman is retarded.
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