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#2 - thelizardlord ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
#73 to #2 - anon (07/18/2014) [-]
RIP The Vault Dweller
User avatar #27 to #2 - taintedangel (07/18/2014) [-]
"And in the end, not even the wastes will take your bones..." - Ron the Narrator
#75 to #27 - anon (07/18/2014) [-]
never heard that death quote.
User avatar #77 to #75 - taintedangel (07/18/2014) [-]
It might not be the exact quote, but it's close to the one I vaguely remember.
User avatar #78 to #2 - radiated (07/18/2014) [-]
"Not even the carrion eaters are interested in your irradiated corpse..." - Ron
User avatar #62 to #29 - warzon ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
#10 - grimmwaters ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
#6 - noschool ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
#13 - lordraine ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
I want it to take place in the Pacific Northwest. I want to see the Commonwealth fighting against the Enclave.

I want there to be dynamic weather with radioactive blizzards that you have to avoid or seek shelter from, giving you a reason to listen to your radio for information on shifting weather patterns.

I want to see that Lyon's Pride went the same way as everyone else who has tried to be the Wasteland Police, and they're now six guys in a hole.

I want to play the game as a prototype Synthman that was created from an unknown person and was 'woken up' by an unknown third party for unclear reasons and set loose on the wasteland.

I want take as much Fallout 3 out of the game as possible, and make it New Vegas with the Cowboy Wild West removed and replaced with Grim Up North, with frozen lakes, radioactive snow, barren rocky coasts, cold irradiated mud flats, and dark, tall, deep boreal forests filled with dangerous monsters.

I want to see the main Commonwealth cities as massive, sealed, domed structures insulated from the outside world with automated defenses and filled with clean, bright, pre-war buildings and GECK controlled environments with green grass, healthy trees, and clean, clear ponds and lakes, to starkly contrast the harsh, dark environments around them.

I want to see the totalitarian, murderous powers that drive the Enclave and the Commonwealth clash in brutal conflict.

I want to see the Enclave create intelligent, sentient Deathclaws as a living weapon to field against the Enclave, and seed them into the wild, creating intelligent, talking Deathclaws that use technology and create their own weapons and armor.

I want to see the Deathclaws go outside of Enclave control and begin attacking and raiding everything.

I want to be the Last Paladin of Lyon's Pride.

I want to see another set of DLC like New Vegas that tells an overarching story, preferably about your past and the identity of the person who woke you up in the beginning of the game.
#41 to #13 - lordraine ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
Northeast. I don't know why I said Northwest. I want to see it take place in the Northeast, on the old world boarder between the United States and Canada.
User avatar #58 to #41 - ICEDgrunge (07/18/2014) [-]
If the game took place in Washington or Oregon it'd be even more ****** depressing. However it'd eliminate your dreams about the Commonwealth and Enclave, so there's that down the ******* .
#59 to #58 - lordraine ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
We've got to see the Commonwealth. That's my big thing. Most other things are negotiable, but I want to see a northern nuclear winter and I want to have to deal with the Commonwealth.

And I want to play an Android.
User avatar #61 to #59 - ICEDgrunge (07/18/2014) [-]
I could care less about the android thing unless it were an option; however relating to the Commonwealth that'd make a ******* of sense, and be easy to set up.

But I strongly support the Nuclear Winter aspects, surviving the harsh climates; that'd be the greatest test of a fallout environment. The nuclear desert and ruined cities are played out, and they need to do something new to prove that there is other parts of the world.

The Commonwealth would also be really cool, I agree with you there as well, they can't make a quest like what took place in Rivet City and just expect us to forget about it. There's obviously a metric ton of experiences to be found relating to them. I do think what you have mentioned will be the direction they'll be taking in the next one, but I'll be majorly disappointed if it's just another arid, desert environment.
User avatar #45 to #13 - thelordofrepost (07/18/2014) [-]
***** **** off, fallout 3 was amazing.
#50 to #13 - esawekfc ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
****		 the enclave, we need new antagonist factions.
**** the enclave, we need new antagonist factions.
#60 to #50 - lordraine ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
So you don't know what the Commonwealth is?
#115 to #60 - esawekfc ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
But i agree with you in everything except the Enclave parts
#114 to #60 - esawekfc ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
Yes, it's where that grumpy grandpa Zimmer is from with his ******* android, even if there is supposed to be 11 commonwealth, it's still a faction.

Anyway, it's not a THAT BAD faction compared to the Legion, or the enclave who are clearly made for being the bad guys, it's more like the NCR and the BoS imo.

So yeah i hope there will be a new antagonist faction THAT YOU CAN JOIN like the legion, and i would be disapointed by the return of the enclave which has been in already 2 main fallout, and who got disbanded at the end of fallout 3, it would be like seeing the NCR once again.
#91 to #13 - shadowbreech (07/19/2014) [-]
****		 my wallet, take my bank account...  and no, I don't have a balance of $0.00
**** my wallet, take my bank account... and no, I don't have a balance of $0.00
User avatar #95 to #13 - thesovereigngrave (07/19/2014) [-]
I agree that it'd be awesome if it was in the Northeast, and I'd love to see the Commonwealth. And the whole 'synthman' idea would actually be a really awesome idea, especially if you don't know it until at least the middle of the storyline. Though about the Enclave, I think that by this point they're no longer a factor. They've been destroyed on both the East and West coasts if I remember correctly. And as for Elder Lyon and his Brotherhood, I don't see them failing that hard. After all, they're pretty much the same power armour-wearing, laser gun-toting badasses that the Western Brotherhood was, without the negatives like being completely xenophobic and refusing to adapt. Not to mention Liberty Prime wasn't destroyed beyond all repair, so they still have him.
User avatar #101 to #13 - marinepenguin ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
Evidence has suggested it's going to be placed in Boston.
#36 to #13 - oosulley (07/18/2014) [-]
Slow down there Satan
#52 to #13 - anon (07/18/2014) [-]
I want the ability to still drink from toilets till I die, I guess im more simple than you...
#54 to #52 - lordraine ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
I don't see why drinking irradiated water until you died wouldn't be in the game.
User avatar #94 to #13 - urbanknightx (07/19/2014) [-]
I agree with everything except the Deathclaws. Making deathclaws intelligent was a mistake in tactics and it will always be one. They are death dealers, no sentient beings.
I think that yes, there should be clean areas in the populated areas, but nothing over the top. At the very least get rid of the papers and **** on the floors of people's homes, I mean, does Bethesda expect us to believe that people don't know what a broom is?
I hope they release an app for your mobile device that can serve as your pip-boy when you're away, so you can listen to holotapes and I dunno, do other Fallout stuff.
I want the variety of guns in New Vegas (that's the reason I'm depressed with 3, there's not enough weapons) but none of the reputation bull. I don't give a damn what people think about me, I shouldn't get cold feet about killing everyone in a room because their brethren will telepathically know of my actions and try to kill me.
I feel that Bethesda should spend at least a few more months debugging and coming up with better stories. Fallout 3 had a **** storyline, and Vegas was too damn convoluted for me. I don't know why the guys from 3 introduced the Enclave as bad guys because he killed your dad- that's stupid. They were (partially) responsible for the Vault experiments and hundreds of atrocities, that's a better reason and would make for a better story.

I agree with the DLC, it has to be as good and related, but none of the BS of Sierra Madre and Zion. SM felt like Saw and once again, the bad guys were bad for the wrong reasons. Also, plot holes. Zion was bad because there was no explanation to anything- it was just get there, shoot people, blow up a cave, talk to some white guy, and either run or kill more people. No story whatsoever.

I'm sorry for the rant
#110 to #94 - lordraine ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
Oh, hell no. Don't be sorry. I love to rant and listen to rants about video games.

I'd argue that Lyon's group would have failed that hard because they were already losing a war of attrition against the Super Mutants alone. These weren't even the dangerous Super Mutants, either. They weren't organized or well equip. They didn't have direction to unify them. It's not like they were fighting the Master or something. It was just bandits and raiders, but the bandits and raiders are Super Mutants.

Lyon's Pride were already losing that fight. They WOULD have lost against the Enclave, if you hadn't stepped in and literally been Jesus with a gun.

Without some sort of revolution among the Brotherhood that converted dozens of other chapters to their cause, Lyon isn't going to win in the long run. He's going to run out of high quality weapons and armor, the people with Brotherhood training are going to die off, and you're going to be left with wasteland conscripts and volunteers in second-rate power armor carrying banged up and worn-out guns.

Anyone who tries to be the Wasteland Police is by definition fighting an absolutely massive war of attrition. The NCR are feeling it themselves, and you can see the effect it's having on them. All things considered, it could be argued that Lyon's branch of the Brotherhood had probably already been wiped out by the time New Vegas started. Saying they lasted from FO3 through New Vegas to FO4 is, I think, giving them quite a bit of credit. Six people in a hole is probably rather extreme, but I'd argue they couldn't possibly number more than twenty. The only people left who would have original Brotherhood training would have to either be ghouls of the original Pride, or people who leared from the originals before they died. And the latter would be old by now.
User avatar #113 to #110 - urbanknightx (07/19/2014) [-]
Man, I love discussing these things with people. It really helps to get this off my chest seeing as how I just accumulate so many criticisms during gameplay.
You know, you're absolutely right. The NCR and the east coast Brotherhood were failures because they wanted too much, too fast. I know people will say Caesar did the same but succeeded, but he is a totalitarian government. Those types of governments usually last as long as their leaders do, which is pretty damn long. NCR just has too much bureaucracy and Caesar is a bit right when he says democracy is bad. It's not entirely bad, but the NCR certainly doesn't implement it right.
The East Coast's problem isn't democracy or bureaucracy. They're pretty autocratic based on their feudal system and so they're good. Their problem is lack of stuff, everyone must have noticed they were using lesser forms of power armor than is usual. The standard pre-war was T-51b power armor, but that's not what Lyons uses.

Overall, what the wasteland truly needs is a leader like the real Caesar. A dictator and a warmonger, but a good leader and kind to his people (something the Vegas Caesar forgets) I would have said Mr House is a good leader, but he's too stuck up and he doesn't have the people's love.

I would say someone like KIllian Darkwater from Fallout 1 would be good to rule, at the very least a city or something. The world is not ready for countries like the NCR.
#40 - thelastelephant (07/18/2014) [-]
Fallout 4 is the new Half Life 3
Fallout 4 is the new Half Life 3
#178 to #40 - repulsiveronald (08/26/2014) [-]
Ir hasn't even been five years since FO:NV
czech ur privlege
#88 to #40 - shadowbreech (07/19/2014) [-]
If it is...
User avatar #100 to #40 - PVTDickStryker ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
Theres already a main storyboard leaked. It's in the making.
User avatar #126 to #100 - thelastelephant (07/19/2014) [-]
But the question is one of how long it'll spend in development

#85 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (07/18/2014) [-]
> Bethesda CEO comes onto stage
> Talks about new DLC and new games like The Evil Within
> Conference is coming to a close
> Audience sighs in unison
> "Oh, and one more thing"
> a text with "4 a better world" slowly fades into the screen
> crowd turns bananas and bursts into tears
> Screen now shows "4 a change"
> Crowd screams
> Sentence fades in "We must recycle"
> "For a better future kids!"
> Bethesda CEO gets shot

I tried
User avatar #105 to #85 - ewood ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
good one, bro
#82 - spidurman (07/18/2014) [-]
i know where it is
i know where it is
#39 - aconfuseddonut (07/18/2014) [-]
bethesda pls
User avatar #9 - gibroner (07/18/2014) [-]
I've got a terrible feeling that Fallout 4 is gonna become the next Half Life 3 joke
User avatar #37 to #9 - myfunnyfile (07/18/2014) [-]
fallout 4 - Halflife 3 1= Fallout 1
Fallout 1 confirmed again.
User avatar #14 to #9 - amata (07/18/2014) [-]
Nah I'm pretty sure that they're working on it right now, they're just waiting a bit longer before they announce it.
User avatar #15 to #14 - gibroner (07/18/2014) [-]
I'd heard they've been working on it since fallout 3 was released so I hope its announced soon
User avatar #16 to #15 - amata (07/18/2014) [-]
Well, I doubt that they'd been working on it for that long, seeing as there was another Fallout game and two Elder Scrolls games in that time, but I like to think that they've been working on it since Erik Todd Dellums leaked that "fans of three dog might be in for a treat" thing on Twitter.
User avatar #17 to #16 - gibroner (07/18/2014) [-]
ah that makes sense I really hope it gets announced really soon though
User avatar #33 to #16 - sockprague (07/18/2014) [-]
When FO3 first came out they announced that FO4 wouldn't come out till 2015. People were pretty upset at the wait time and thus they scrapped together Fallout: NV to tide us over..
#76 - agbravens (07/18/2014) [-]
I remember when everyone was waiting for bethesda to announce the new elder scrolls game. pretty much the same thing with FO4
User avatar #74 - breadposter (07/18/2014) [-]
Bread simulator 2015 pls
User avatar #67 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
they are gonna release it....they are just delaying it so there isn't any bugs and the game is perfect for the buyers. they don't want to rush it like Battlefield 4 where there are still bugs today.
User avatar #90 to #67 - thesovereigngrave (07/19/2014) [-]
No, they're just making sure that it's a game with a bunch of bugs and not just one giant bug with bits of game in it.
User avatar #92 to #67 - thamuz ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
You mean they dont want the fiasco that was Fallout New Vegas on launch?

Where evne to this day its a buggy pile of poo that I love so dearly?
User avatar #104 to #92 - Crusader (07/19/2014) [-]
I don't get why people say it's buggy.

The only bug I get is when I use VATS while reloading and I sit there with the gun pointed in the sky.
User avatar #112 to #104 - thamuz ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
FNV was broken on launch.
Even after all the bug patches and DLC bug patches,and even the bug patches that the modders have put out,theres bugs in the engine from Morrowind.

Even Skyrim is buggy as hell if you really dig into the game.

New Vegas was horribly rushed out the door. Had they waited like 6-8 months(after Skyrims launch) they would have been great.
User avatar #111 to #67 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
shiet did i say something wrong. i don't know man its just what i've heard.
#72 to #67 - vicsix (07/18/2014) [-]
No bugs? In a Bethesda game?
No bugs? In a Bethesda game?
User avatar #96 to #72 - domny (07/19/2014) [-]
I played Skyrim for 381 hours and I've seen one single bug, just one.
the cup became invisible when looked at from a certain angle D::::::
User avatar #97 to #96 - vicsix (07/19/2014) [-] best place I could find to explain Bethesda and glitches. Before anyone takes my comments as hate I have over 2000 hours logged in fallout 3.
User avatar #133 to #97 - yaybacon (07/19/2014) [-]
I love Zero Punctuation yes I didnt use punctuation because of the guys name
User avatar #98 to #97 - domny (07/19/2014) [-]
Oh by the way I've heard from many people that I'm just lucky with that no bugs thing.
might be true, lookin at that
#109 - roddor ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
Season 3, Episode 2b "My Pretty Seahorse"
User avatar #1 - rubberfruit (07/18/2014) [-]
Not mine
#5 to #1 - anon (07/18/2014) [-]
Wow, I wouldn't have guessed you be on funnyjunk, Rubberfruit, if you actually are the real one.
Sorry for bothering you, I am just a simple fan of your videos. I am not going to brag about, I swear.
#22 - alphadolan (07/18/2014) [-]
I'd rather have the next TES sorry
I'd rather have the next TES sorry
User avatar #24 to #22 - heartbleed ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
I want both but I'd like Fallout 4 more.
User avatar #25 to #22 - hcatt (07/18/2014) [-]
I want both :v
User avatar #120 - jollybat (07/19/2014) [-]
Give me a break fallout is slmost as ****** as minecraft. Play d&d you losers its so much better than this cheesy ripoff. I'll tell you why theres no fallout 4 cuz i killed them all!
#175 to #120 - muffindemon ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
if not bait, then I have no words for you.
#18 - tehweave (07/18/2014) [-]
A You need to login to view this link Have you had to wait a long time for Fallout 4? That's adorable.
User avatar #26 to #18 - desacabose (07/18/2014) [-]
And no one ever realized Episode 2 is the ending
#19 to #18 - anon (07/18/2014) [-]
hows it feel to know valve can never deliver the experience you now expect?
User avatar #20 to #19 - tehweave (07/18/2014) [-]
Well, I've been playing Serious Sam 3 a lot lately, so that's been fun.
User avatar #23 to #18 - heartbleed ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
You still haven't waited as long as the Duke Nukem fans did, and look how their dream turned out.
User avatar #44 to #23 - Sperit ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
i didn't think it was that bad of a game
User avatar #56 to #44 - heartbleed ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
It wasn't. It was just overhyped so it was terrible to the hardcore fans. It's the same way with Halflife 3 if it ever comes out.
#124 to #56 - atomicjojo (07/19/2014) [-]
Am i the only one who kinda will be OK with HL3 not ever coming out? i mean if it DOES release, i wouldn't even believe it. I feel it's the same with life on other planets, maybe someday, but i don't think i will in my lifetime. Its just part of the worlds mysteries.
User avatar #135 to #124 - heartbleed ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
I don't give a **** either way. Never played HL1 or 2.
User avatar #117 - arnolddusk (07/19/2014) [-]
writing as a anonymous here cuz i dont want to get red thumbs but fallout sucks dick
#123 to #117 - Orc (07/19/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** Topkek
#177 to #117 - repulsiveronald (08/26/2014) [-]
Your permanent RECOOOOOOOORD!
#30 - toxicsocial (07/18/2014) [-]
I just got Fallout 3 and I'm sorry but I just can't get into it. Literally everything will give you radiation, stimpacks are rare and expensive, and the combat system is faulty. I prefer Skyrim, but that's just me.
(inb4 "you need admin's minions")
#31 to #30 - anon (07/18/2014) [-]
#32 to #30 - anon (07/18/2014) [-]
admin's minions
User avatar #65 to #30 - MrDeadiron (07/18/2014) [-]
The first time I played a Fallout game I hated it to, but I gave it a second chance and now Fallout 3 is one of my favorite games.
User avatar #42 to #30 - Greevon (07/18/2014) [-]
If this were the case, it would have made it more enjoyable for me towards the middle and end of the game because the fact is, but the time I hit level 7 or so, I'm set for the rest of the game. More caps then I can spend, enough stimpaks and food to heal me back to full health 4 or 5 times over and radiation poisoning never even happens unless I'm doing it for the quest that requires it of me.
User avatar #53 to #30 - jewbob ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
New Vegas might be better for you, it's world is the same kind of lonely but with desert instead of city ruins and there are more people around in general. There's also iron sights which the lack of is something that befuddles the **** out of me about 3. Both are good though.
#84 to #30 - jizzonmypants (07/18/2014) [-]
I never really got into fallout new vegas like skyrim or borderlands maybe it's because the character cant ******* run at all
User avatar #89 to #84 - shadowbreech (07/19/2014) [-]
There are some admin's minions that let you run. They convert your AP bar into a stamina bar, you should check them out if that's your only concern with Fallout
User avatar #86 to #30 - shfreaksixninesix (07/18/2014) [-]
So you're upset that 100 years after the world ending nuclear war that surely killed many people leaving the few humans left injured and hungry, that there is demand and shortage of clean food and medicine? Basically you're mad at fallout for there being, oh I don't know... fallout?
#35 to #30 - oosulley (07/18/2014) [-]
I never got beyond Minor Rad Poisoning, and had well over 100 Stimpaks by end of my story game. Go to hospital (forget proper name), on the Reily's Rnagers Quest you'll be overloaded with Stimpaksq
User avatar #51 to #30 - blesstheinternet (07/18/2014) [-]
tha fack are you talking about? what difficulty are you playing on? stims are the easiest things to find, radiation is the easiest thing to avoid, and if you ever do get Minor Rad Pois, use 2 radaway and you're good. and if stims are expensive, for whatever reason you don't have any, eat food, it's even easier to find and cheap to buy.

gotta agree with the others, maybe you're just not that good. either you don't know where to find stims, or you burn through them way too fast. i would love to run short on stims and caps and ammo once in a while, it'd be more challenging.
User avatar #47 to #30 - thelordofrepost (07/18/2014) [-]
maybe you're just **** at the game
User avatar #48 to #47 - toxicsocial (07/18/2014) [-]
Well that too
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