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#6 - bronzebattlecolt (07/03/2012) [-]
To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day
Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say
No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip
The stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
It was early in the morning when he rode into the town
He came riding from the south side slowly lookin' all around
"He's an outlaw, loose and running," came the whisper from each lip
"And he's here to do some business with the big iron on his hip"
Big iron on his hip
In this town there lived an outlaw by the name of Texas Red
Many men had tried to take him and that many men were dead
He was vicious and a killer, though a youth of twenty four
And the notches on his pistol numbered one and nineteen more
One and nineteen more
Now the stranger started talking, made it plain to folks around
Was an Arizona ranger, wouldn't be too long in town
He came here to take an outlaw back alive or maybe dead
And he said it didn't matter - he was after Texas Red
#23 to #6 - HOtaconE (07/03/2012) [-]
/k/onyjunk, what caliber are those rounds? .44, no?
#48 to #23 - anonymous (07/03/2012) [-]
.45 Long Colt.
#7 to #6 - bronzebattlecolt (07/03/2012) [-]
After Texas Red
Wasn't long before the story was relayed to Texas Red
But the outlaw didn't worry; men that tried before were dead
Twenty men had tried to take him, twenty men had made a slip
Twenty one would be the ranger with the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
The morning passed so quickly it was time for them to meet
It was twenty past eleven when they walked out in the street
Folks were watching from the windows; everybody held their breath
They knew this handsome ranger was about to meet his death
About to meet his death
There was forty feet between them when they stopped to make their play
And the swiftness of the ranger is still talked about today
Texas Red had not cleared leather 'fore a bullet fairly ripped
And the ranger's aim was deadly with the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
It was over in a moment and the folks had gathered round
There before them lay the body of the outlaw on the ground
Oh he might have went on livin', but he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
Big iron, big iron
When he tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
User avatar #8 to #7 - bronzebattlecolt (07/03/2012) [-]
Best fallout song
#19 to #8 - anonymous (07/03/2012) [-]
i'm gonna find your pussy ass ****** bitch ass and kill you
#18 to #8 - anonymous (07/03/2012) [-]
dude you are a cunt. **** you. I am going to find you and gut you, leaving your entrails everywhere, then call my buddies and have a blood orgy in your bloody innards
User avatar #64 to #18 - bronzebattlecolt (07/03/2012) [-]
hope you have a great time doing so :)
User avatar #14 to #8 - Omnomnomynous (07/03/2012) [-]
Damn anon's hate you. Don't know why.
#58 to #14 - thermalcom (07/03/2012) [-]
Probably because he can't take a joke. Its not like I said Fallout sucks or anything stupid like that. I like Fallout. Oh well Anons will be anons, and really it was just a little joke.   
   
 <-----What a majority of Anons should do on this site.
Probably because he can't take a joke. Its not like I said Fallout sucks or anything stupid like that. I like Fallout. Oh well Anons will be anons, and really it was just a little joke.

<-----What a majority of Anons should do on this site.
#12 to #8 - anonymous (07/03/2012) [-]
im actually contemplating finding you cna kicking your ******* ass now you pussy ass faggot, show me a picture of your dick right now you faggot
#11 to #8 - anonymous (07/03/2012) [-]
shut the **** up you pussy ass ******* faggot, thats not even the best in that game. Ive got spurs is best in New Vegas. And Civilization is the best in all of them [from fallout3].
so **** your face ******
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