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#59 - sideism
Reply +5
(08/07/2014) [-]
>be me
>cro mangmum looking ************ with a mare's leg and a cool hat (if you got that refrence i will suck your dick)
>gets shot in the head by city slicker in a rosy coat
>wakes up in doctor's house
>townies tell me about gangsters or some ****
>this old guy who lives here saved my life, no one messes with him
>**** up powder gangers
>goes to prison, **** up more powder gangers
>people keep mentioning how dangerous the highway from good springs to vegas
>"whatever, if i can take 20 men by myself, i can take a few criters. how hard could it be?"
>see big orange wasp things just before they make a b-line strieght to my butt whole, they brutally gangrape me
>lowered the diffaculty from hard to very easy, went back to town and bought a more ammo, unloaded my mare's leg 20 times on the same wasp before i managed to kill it did the same for 3 other wasps
>finally get near to westside and see a few raiders in the ruins of vegas, decide it would be fun to take down a few of those junkies
>take down 10 raiders and win without dieing once, but i had to use up all my stimpaks
>half health and a pack of maybe 20 dogs are running in my general direction
>survive with 20 hp, a gust of strong wind could kill me
>see raiders with energy weapons
>i thought energy weapons were supposed to be rare, but whatever.
>loot a few energy weapons #swag
>go strieght to the strip to the tops casino, still on 20 health
>shoot the **** outa that benny guy, not before i tell him what a ******** he is
>MFW i finally kill him
>MFW his goons kill me instantly
>MFW i have to start over because peotic justice
#99 to #59 - thetaxman
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(08/07/2014) [-]
#184 to #99 - sideism
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(08/09/2014) [-]
your profile picture with that image make humorous combination
#80 to #59 - swagfagit
Reply +1
(08/07/2014) [-]
still waiting to have my dick sucked
#81 to #80 - sideism
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(08/07/2014) [-]
you're supposed to prove you got the refrence by providing another refrence from the same source. or atleast tell me where its from so i can verify
#82 to #81 - swagfagit
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(08/07/2014) [-]
its from *********** for the sexbox 64 by sony
#89 to #82 - sideism
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(08/07/2014) [-]
did you find that **** on google, you dont really get the refrence
mare's leg and cool hat: refrence to the classic western show "wanted:dead or alive" where the main character has a short barrel rifle called "the mare's leg". he also has a cool hat
********************************: a drug dealer says this about mel gibson in the movie "payback". considering i modeled this character after mel gibson, i only felt it was approperiate
#90 to #89 - swagfagit
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(08/07/2014) [-]
***** I don't really care
#64 to #59 - warzon
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(08/07/2014) [-]
9/10 best courier.
Except you ******* forgot to deliver the chip.
#67 to #64 - sideism
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(08/07/2014) [-]
if you liked it, then you should've put a thumb on it
if you liked it, then you should've put a thumb on it
#72 to #67 - warzon
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(08/07/2014) [-]
Why? I already licked it.