This Is Sparta. This Is Sparta. MIME:. remember, waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning THIS IS SPARTA
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#4 - mffinmanu (01/15/2014) [-]
remember, waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning
User avatar #2 - tehweirdkat (01/14/2014) [-]
What if it's so hard to get up in the morning because most of the blood that should be in your brain is in your boner...

Hard, huehuehue
#8 to #2 - Rascal (01/15/2014) [-]
Then what makes it hard for girls to get up in the morning?
#12 to #8 - beanmedley (01/15/2014) [-]
same thing
User avatar #9 to #8 - gobnick (01/15/2014) [-]
need a quick refresher on the birds and bees?
THE VAGINA, UTERUS, AND CLITORIS perhaps?
#11 to #2 - darkrulerxxx (01/15/2014) [-]
Appropriate image if i may say
#7 to #6 - Rascal (01/15/2014) [-]
#17 - mrpavelowgrimm (01/15/2014) [-]
>Go to bed at 4am I know I can sleep all day next day
>Knock at the door about 8am try to ignore it
>Still knocking on my door 5 minutes later
>Get up violently race to my door
>Open door
>Bunch of cunts standing outside my residence trying to sell me **** I don't need
>One starts speaking and suddenly stops mid sentence
>I take opportunity to politely ask them to **** off
>Slam door door hits my dick
>painful as ****

MFW I had a boner so hard it poked out of my boxers.
#19 to #17 - ddoggdiggity (01/15/2014) [-]
hahaha door door
User avatar #10 - mrjweezy (01/15/2014) [-]
speaking of waking up does anyone else used to be woken up by there parents just to be told they are leaving then you sleep a lot longer because of that?
User avatar #13 to #10 - vladhellsing (01/15/2014) [-]
Oh Jesus, I thought I was the only one.
User avatar #20 - howido (01/15/2014) [-]
bladder - time to empty
#5 - Rascal (01/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #14 to #5 - josiahak (01/15/2014) [-]
Morning wood joke.
#3 - sexbobbomb (01/14/2014) [-]
This is exactly how i woke up this morning
#1 - mrmelkkoenl (01/14/2014) [-]
**mrmelkkoenl rolled a random image posted in comment #126 at Bodies in Motion ** Your body will kill you, slowly. After years of service, it will falter one bit at the time, remember this
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