watch your back. hilarious . re-post though.. So about 30 minutes ago I left for Burger King. and i pulled out of my neighborhood behind this brown jeep. The li John car watch your back
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watch your back

watch your back. hilarious . re-post though.. So about 30 minutes ago I left for Burger King. and i pulled out of my neighborhood behind this brown jeep. The li

hilarious **** . re-post though.

So about 30 minutes ago I left for Burger King. and i pulled out of
my neighborhood behind this brown jeep. The license plate read
this is important, remember this) and it had a tire
cover with a smiley face. I followed it all the way to " by
coincidence, but as I neared Bill t tool: a wrong turn at the last
second and followed the same guy into a residential area by
accident,
I fliped a upturn and went to Bit. I ordered my food and when I
pulled out of the parking lot, guess who was in front of me?
Same. Freackin. Guy. I followed him all the way back home, purely
by coincidence.,, again. gut when I got to the last stop light, right
next to my place, he stopped, then I pulled up in the lane next to
him. He then rolled his windows dawn (Mine was already down)
and looked at me really angrily, He then said:
Why are you following me, bro? Just leave me Garner
And i said:
We know who you are and what you' done. I' d watch my ass WI
were you... John,'
The guy' s eyes got bigger than dinner plates, and hearst ran the
red right, going almost in a 45. I laughed the rest of the
way home.
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User avatar #4 - rjake (03/05/2013) [-]
For some reason, the idea of the guy driving home laughing to himself made me happy
User avatar #24 to #4 - daringdestiny (03/06/2013) [-]
i imagined him munching on fries as he laughed as well
#26 - golbot (03/06/2013) [-]
Im from a small town. our form of entertainment was to follow random cars around town at night.

all fun and games until its an undercover cop youve been stalking.
#27 - drewhenry (03/06/2013) [-]
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#30 - Reeon (03/06/2013) [-]
OP , Id suggest that you be the one to watch your back.
trust me.
#35 to #30 - thegoodgatsby (03/06/2013) [-]
SOMEONE ELSE WHO WATCHES THE MENTALIST?!
SOMEONE ELSE WHO WATCHES THE MENTALIST?!
#36 to #35 - Reeon (03/06/2013) [-]
Its my favorite show
#37 to #36 - thegoodgatsby (03/06/2013) [-]
Oh, this friendship is going places.
#38 to #37 - Reeon (03/06/2013) [-]
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#39 to #38 - thegoodgatsby (03/06/2013) [-]
What are your thoughts on the Barn episode from last week? (I missed the newest episode, but my uncle recorded it so I won't get to see it for a few days) .gif unrelated, I just like it
What are your thoughts on the Barn episode from last week? (I missed the newest episode, but my uncle recorded it so I won't get to see it for a few days) .gif unrelated, I just like it
User avatar #40 to #39 - Reeon (03/06/2013) [-]
I thought it was a ******** moment , because now he knows the age group which narrows down his list of suspects even more. I already know who red john might be , but its just a guess.
#56 to #40 - anon (03/06/2013) [-]
Really, john gunny!! GUESS WHO HOLDS THE GOLDEN KEY? MARY$$ THIS IS DUNN DEAL YEARS AGO SAFE KEEPING JUST IN. CASE/\ dumb lookaasked (the letter D for Dina). She was pissed.. Meme Ber? I am here to help you u now/ HONESTLY BEE ;) X
User avatar #41 to #40 - thegoodgatsby (03/06/2013) [-]
Right? He's close, which is bad and good, mostly because I don't want the show to end. What's your theory? I've read a couple of pretty crazy ones online, but I don't have any strong ideas myself.
User avatar #42 to #41 - Reeon (03/06/2013) [-]
You know theres there are like these 2 episodes in season 2 or 1 where there is this guy thats at the crime scene and meets jane. 1
They shook hands.
His body structure matches red john.
He is IN the fbi
He therefore knows whatsup in the cbi
Something just tells me its that guy
User avatar #43 to #42 - thegoodgatsby (03/06/2013) [-]
Man, I gotta go re-watch the first season now. I've read one that thought Grace was John, because she never goes with them for Red John cases and the series starting with her arrival, but other than that, there was no real evidence to back it up
#44 to #41 - Reeon (03/06/2013) [-]
This ************ right here brett patrige
User avatar #46 to #44 - thegoodgatsby (03/06/2013) [-]
Oh, man. That's crazy.
#45 to #30 - cascarita (03/06/2013) [-]
I like you guys
I like you guys
#48 to #45 - Reeon (03/06/2013) [-]
You watch the show too !?
You watch the show too !?
User avatar #57 to #48 - cascarita (03/06/2013) [-]
**** yeah I do!!
User avatar #50 to #30 - dagreatmax ONLINE (03/06/2013) [-]
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRY SHIET!!! Mentalist gang below. i watch it too
#51 to #50 - Reeon (03/06/2013) [-]
JOIN THE PARTAY
User avatar #52 to #51 - dagreatmax ONLINE (03/06/2013) [-]
I will ************ , I will
User avatar #47 - larso (03/06/2013) [-]
repost? I've never seen it before.
#29 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (03/06/2013) [-]
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#21 - bkceallaigh (03/06/2013) [-]
No one cares but...   
   
   
My nickname's BK, and I've never been to Burger King...
No one cares but...


My nickname's BK, and I've never been to Burger King...
#31 to #21 - anon (03/06/2013) [-]
Bitch Kunt
#55 to #31 - anon (03/06/2013) [-]
U have do many ( so I heard @ chase) many years they have invested/ fall guy- when billy dee wood Not work oops? Queen/ d? Wants all?
#22 to #21 - donutcaptin (03/06/2013) [-]
no one cares.
no one cares.
#25 to #22 - bkceallaigh (03/06/2013) [-]
That's what I wrote in the tiny letters. ):
#7 - kainhall (03/05/2013) [-]
does anyone else care what taht guy did? mabey hes like a serial rapist murderer.
#17 to #7 - pikininja (03/06/2013) [-]
Oh wow.
Oh wow.
#19 to #7 - wazapdude (03/06/2013) [-]
Maybe he is also the re in-bodyment of Stalin too.
Maybe he is also the re in-bodyment of Stalin too.
#1 - anon (03/05/2013) [-]
Stopped at a Red Light then accelerated to 70mph in a Jeep in less than 30 yards to run said light? seems legit bro... nice repost btw.
#2 to #1 - thehans (03/05/2013) [-]
wh..what are you talking about?
where do you get 70 mph in 30 yards?
im confus
#9 to #2 - buttrumper (03/06/2013) [-]
this is why i like you fools.
this is why i like you fools.
User avatar #8 to #1 - andytang (03/05/2013) [-]
where does it say anything about 30 yards
User avatar #3 to #1 - feffog (03/05/2013) [-]
but if he went 70 mph in 30 yards how tall was the tree?
User avatar #6 to #3 - sparkyoneonetwo (03/05/2013) [-]
it has to be purple
User avatar #10 to #3 - thice (03/06/2013) [-]
and how many apples does he have left?
User avatar #23 to #3 - yunoavailable (03/06/2013) [-]
purple pounds of orange juice tall
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#12 to #11 - nodforfunny (03/06/2013) [-]
His name is john.
User avatar #13 to #12 - KayRed (03/06/2013) [-]
... **** ...
User avatar #14 to #13 - nodforfunny (03/06/2013) [-]
Its okay I'm the only one who knows.
User avatar #15 to #14 - KayRed (03/06/2013) [-]
Thank for that.
#16 to #15 - anon (03/06/2013) [-]
It's pretty easy for everyone to figure it out
User avatar #18 to #14 - leglesslegolegolas (03/06/2013) [-]
"THAT'S ******** ! There was absolutely no reason to remember JOHNSCR"
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