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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#37 - chibides
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User avatar #81 to #37 - harbingerwolf
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I cant remember every team i've ever had on Halo being on Walking dead...
User avatar #38 to #37 - josephkirk
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meanwhile on DayZ
#45 - boogerfart
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MFW Zombies
#30 - mankey
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This is why everyone should be friend's with the fat, wheezy kid.
#96 to #30 - guywithastick
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Mfw Im a heavy smoker and the fat kid would probably outrun me anyway
User avatar #97 to #96 - mankey
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I realised I needed to stop smoking when I got out of breath grating cheese.
User avatar #100 to #97 - guywithastick
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lol 420 blaze it faggot... no seriously congratz on stopping.
#101 to #100 - mankey
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Thanks, almost 6 months now. Using one of those e-cigarette things. Loads easier than just stopping dead. :P
#24 - MrShaggy
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My name is Norville Rogers. I am a survivor living in New York City. I am broadcasting on all AM frequencies. I will be at the South Street Seaport everyday at mid-day, when the sun is highest in the sky. If you are out there... if anyone is out there... I can provide food, I can provide shelter, I can provide security. If there's anybody out there... anybody... please. You are not alone.
My name is Norville Rogers. I am a survivor living in New York City. I am broadcasting on all AM frequencies. I will be at the South Street Seaport everyday at mid-day, when the sun is highest in the sky. If you are out there... if anyone is out there... I can provide food, I can provide shelter, I can provide security. If there's anybody out there... anybody... please. You are not alone.
User avatar #46 to #24 - admiralen
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*Neville
#108 to #46 - MrShaggy
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> I actually meant Norville.   
> It's Shaggy's real name.   
> peep the name *****   
> It's related cause scooby is kill.
> I actually meant Norville.
> It's Shaggy's real name.
> peep the name *****
> It's related cause scooby is kill.
User avatar #109 to #108 - admiralen
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now i never thought that far ahead as that shaggy would have an actual name
User avatar #35 to #24 - xXMAQXx
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hows your dog...
#44 to #35 - anon id: 7c25cf6d
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dog is kill.
#66 to #44 - anon id: fa15eaeb
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no.
#79 - alstorp
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Mfw zombies
#15 - anon id: d41c6988
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-Be me, army reservist
-Location, Wisconsin, annual training.
-Was assign to another unit for the day.
-Place into to a 4 man group, one guy from mine, two from theirs.
-Sgt in charge is a real stickler for detail.
-Everything is done by the book, word for word.
-Setup complete, waiting for equipment to run samples.
-Split up into two separate teams for security purposes.
-Stuck with the sgt, complete silence for 10 minutes.
-Suddenly he says "So What's Your Zombie Plan?"
User avatar #16 to #15 - kanatana [OP]
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When I join the army, I hope to be stationed with you.
#19 to #16 - anon id: b4c6908b
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You going active?
Honestly, I wouldnt recommend it. I'm in the active Army as an infantryman, it ain't what its cracked up to be. but hey its hard to give someone advice over the net
User avatar #21 to #19 - Onemanretardpack
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>Infantry
Well there's your problem right there!
#40 to #21 - Maroon
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Aviation does the flying, infantry does the dying.
User avatar #85 - MrTurdTastic
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My plan: Stay at work. do what I'm told.

I'm British Army.
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User avatar #88 to #87 - MrTurdTastic
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Haha, I wish I was Christopher Eccleston. Man's got class.
#57 - arrowinurbutt
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My friends have asked me to lead them....   
   
   
   
Most of them are useless idiots!
My friends have asked me to lead them....



Most of them are useless idiots!
User avatar #76 to #57 - rieskimo
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They're not that dumb if they recognize your intellectual superiority and requested your leadership.
User avatar #53 - eccleston
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If there's a zombie outbreak, I'd go to my granparent's house and craft a bow (guns run out of ammo, bows do not if you can get some wood) and some arrows using his carpentry tools (I live near a forest and I've got enough fishing lines to try again and again until I get a good bow).
#63 to #53 - SILENCEnight
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**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at Goddamn Misha ** This isn't the avengers. Bows are ineffective against everything.
#80 to #53 - harbingerwolf
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Well i guess i wont ever be running out of ammo either...
Well i guess i wont ever be running out of ammo either...
User avatar #58 to #53 - goodguygary
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by any chance, do you even know how to make a bow? what type of wood to use for the bow, and arrow shafts?
User avatar #75 to #58 - eccleston
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I think I'd pick oak wood for both the bow and the arrows. Oak's wood (unless it is a gray branch that fell a long time ago) is strong and flexible, and I don't think finding an adequate branch (about 1m long, without knots nor twists, a bit curved). If that fails, I might resort to ilex wood. Once I've good a good branch, I'd polish it, give it the most symmetrical shape I can (making it a bit thicker on the middle than on the edges), make 2 small cuts on the edges to place the string and then place some fishing line as tense as possible (without bending the branch) to make my bow.

The biggest problem (now that you mention making arrows) would be crafting the arrows. I hate to admit it, but that part would rely on trial and error using dryed oak, ilex and pine sticks with a sharpened edge and a cut on the other one to accomodate the string.
#64 to #58 - leroiv
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Why shouldn't you steal one?
I mean there are Zombies everywhere, who cares if you steal a bow?
User avatar #65 to #64 - goodguygary
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you need to find a bow to steal a bow, sports and hunting shops probably been looted for bows guns and ammo.
User avatar #20 - counterannon
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Just reminded me of this;

"Calm down '12'"