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Gotta be Realistic

I'm not the only one, right?

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#37 - chibides (02/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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User avatar #38 to #37 - josephkirk ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
meanwhile on DayZ
#45 - boogerfart (02/05/2013) [-]
MFW Zombies
#30 - mankey (02/05/2013) [+] (4 replies)
This is why everyone should be friend's with the fat, wheezy kid.
#24 - MrShaggy (02/05/2013) [+] (6 replies)
My name is Norville Rogers. I am a survivor living in New York City. I am broadcasting on all AM frequencies. I will be at the South Street Seaport everyday at mid-day, when the sun is highest in the sky. If you are out there... if anyone is out there... I can provide food, I can provide shelter, I can provide security. If there's anybody out there... anybody... please. You are not alone.
My name is Norville Rogers. I am a survivor living in New York City. I am broadcasting on all AM frequencies. I will be at the South Street Seaport everyday at mid-day, when the sun is highest in the sky. If you are out there... if anyone is out there... I can provide food, I can provide shelter, I can provide security. If there's anybody out there... anybody... please. You are not alone.
#79 - alstorp (02/05/2013) [-]
Mfw zombies
#15 - Womens Study Major (02/05/2013) [+] (4 replies)
-Be me, army reservist
-Location, Wisconsin, annual training.
-Was assign to another unit for the day.
-Place into to a 4 man group, one guy from mine, two from theirs.
-Sgt in charge is a real stickler for detail.
-Everything is done by the book, word for word.
-Setup complete, waiting for equipment to run samples.
-Split up into two separate teams for security purposes.
-Stuck with the sgt, complete silence for 10 minutes.
-Suddenly he says "So What's Your Zombie Plan?"
User avatar #16 to #15 - kanatana (02/05/2013) [-]
When I join the army, I hope to be stationed with you.
User avatar #85 - MrTurdTastic (02/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
My plan: Stay at work. do what I'm told.

I'm British Army.
#57 - arrowinurbutt (02/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My friends have asked me to lead them....   
   
   
   
Most of them are useless idiots!
My friends have asked me to lead them....



Most of them are useless idiots!
User avatar #53 - eccleston (02/05/2013) [+] (6 replies)
If there's a zombie outbreak, I'd go to my granparent's house and craft a bow (guns run out of ammo, bows do not if you can get some wood) and some arrows using his carpentry tools (I live near a forest and I've got enough fishing lines to try again and again until I get a good bow).
User avatar #58 to #53 - goodguygary (02/05/2013) [-]
by any chance, do you even know how to make a bow? what type of wood to use for the bow, and arrow shafts?
User avatar #20 - counterannon (02/05/2013) [-]
Just reminded me of this;

"Calm down '12'"
#72 - PiMaker (02/05/2013) [+] (5 replies)
my solutions to a zombie Apocalypse, have some slight variations.
1)if it happens while i am living in vegas with my Gma and sis,
2)if i am in huntington beach with my mom and bro
3)if i am in la with my dad
also i must know somethings about the zombies. can they swim? do they need oxygen? how does 100 deagree heat affect their motor functions and regenerative properties? are these sprinting zombies or do they hobble?
if they are affected by heat easily i will have no problem in vegas. if they cant swim then i make it to a boat in huntington beach. if they have if they walk slow i think i am safe on the hill my dad lives on.
my starting weapon of choice doesnt change. i made a double edges knife in my garage while in high school, this knifes handle is nothing but duct tape of different color, however under the tape there ia a hole in the metal, i would fasten this into a spear with the longest or most usable broom handle or piece of pipe i could find. the spear shaft would most likely change over time due to breaks and finding better materials. i would also carry several kitchen knives of the bread variety to ensure optimal flesh tearing capacities.
if vegas, i party up with my two buddies, ones a decent shot and the other shes fast on a bike. we ransack the nearest gun store with an address i have previously written down. hopefully the zombs die quickly in the heat.
if huntington beach, my bro and i, i have already come to the conclusion that my mom is useless in a zomb apoc and will probably get eaten really soon. our plan is to make it to rubys diner at the end of the pier. we then barracade our selves in and have a nice lunch.
if LA, my dad live on a hill so i would hope the zombs arent runners and they get tired before they get to the top. we would go to the mulit million$ estate up the street which is basically a castle and defend out selves from there.
User avatar #78 to #72 - alstorp (02/05/2013) [-]
Infected --> Sprinting

Zombie --> Walking/Crippled
#62 - Nameloc (02/05/2013) [-]
And that's why I'm buying this, when I get the chance.

www.ashtactical.com/shop/2-Person-Guardian-Elite-Survival-Kit
#50 - wheresthefudge (02/05/2013) [-]
mfw my friends have all decided to find and follow me in the event of a zombie apocalypse.
mfw my friends have all decided to find and follow me in the event of a zombie apocalypse.
User avatar #47 - jimmyprice (02/05/2013) [+] (5 replies)
me and my friends have thought about this and we came to the conclusion that we will all head for this big mall and apart of this mall is a bass pro shops that can be locked off and unlocked easily from the rest of the mall. This store has non parishable foods cooking supplys tons of guns bows and knives and sleeping supplies.
User avatar #59 to #47 - goodguygary (02/05/2013) [-]
a big mall type store? first mistake. it's going to be one of three things,
1:looted to crap
2: has some sort of gang that shoots first, asks questions later
3: infested with infected.

never, ever go to big stores or malls. You'll just die faster.
#92 - mistercookie (02/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
My best friend told me that if the zombie apocalypse ever happens, he will just ditch everyone around him and come to me because it will give him the highest survival chance.
User avatar #60 - drainbramage ONLINE (02/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Between me and my friends, we've decided that we're going to a local supermarket, when the supplies are used up, I'll be going off solo, because nobody wants to go to my designated location...Also if the situation calls for it, with secretly designated a sacrifice. He isn't aware yet.
#36 - inbardo (02/05/2013) [-]
I always do this
User avatar #93 - RageguyFuckyea (02/05/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I brought a book, called "The zombie survival guide" It's by the same guy that wrote "World war Z" (Max Greene?) It's probably one of the best investments i've ever made...Is it wrong that I kinda hope for a zombie apocalypse?
User avatar #111 to #93 - imoffunicorn (08/19/2013) [-]
Max Brooks
User avatar #22 - xgeneration (02/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Well, a zombie apocalypse won't be much of a problem since everybody is too damn well prepared for it.
User avatar #33 to #25 - Marker ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
How did that not happen after the face-eating incident in Miami?
User avatar #8 - churrundo ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
I think the only hope for mexico (since guns are illegal) would be the ******* drug cartels
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