Gotta be Realistic. I'm not the only one, right?. braaaaaiiins are Not here
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#15 - anon (02/05/2013) [-]
-Be me, army reservist
-Location, Wisconsin, annual training.
-Was assign to another unit for the day.
-Place into to a 4 man group, one guy from mine, two from theirs.
-Sgt in charge is a real stickler for detail.
-Everything is done by the book, word for word.
-Setup complete, waiting for equipment to run samples.
-Split up into two separate teams for security purposes.
-Stuck with the sgt, complete silence for 10 minutes.
-Suddenly he says "So What's Your Zombie Plan?"
User avatar #16 to #15 - kanatana ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
When I join the army, I hope to be stationed with you.
#19 to #16 - anon (02/05/2013) [-]
You going active?
Honestly, I wouldnt recommend it. I'm in the active Army as an infantryman, it ain't what its cracked up to be. but hey its hard to give someone advice over the net
User avatar #21 to #19 - Onemanretardpack (02/05/2013) [-]
>Infantry
Well there's your problem right there!
#40 to #21 - Maroon (02/05/2013) [-]
Aviation does the flying, infantry does the dying.
#37 - chibides (02/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #81 to #37 - harbingerwolf (02/05/2013) [-]
I cant remember every team i've ever had on Halo being on Walking dead...
User avatar #38 to #37 - josephkirk (02/05/2013) [-]
meanwhile on DayZ
#45 - boogerfart (02/05/2013) [-]
MFW Zombies
#30 - mankey (02/05/2013) [-]
This is why everyone should be friend's with the fat, wheezy kid.
#96 to #30 - guywithastick (02/05/2013) [-]
Mfw Im a heavy smoker and the fat kid would probably outrun me anyway
User avatar #97 to #96 - mankey (02/05/2013) [-]
I realised I needed to stop smoking when I got out of breath grating cheese.
User avatar #100 to #97 - guywithastick (02/05/2013) [-]
lol 420 blaze it faggot... no seriously congratz on stopping.
#101 to #100 - mankey (02/05/2013) [-]
Thanks, almost 6 months now. Using one of those e-cigarette things. Loads easier than just stopping dead. :P
#79 - alstorp (02/05/2013) [-]
Mfw zombies
#24 - MrShaggy (02/05/2013) [-]
My name is Norville Rogers. I am a survivor living in New York City. I am broadcasting on all AM frequencies. I will be at the South Street Seaport everyday at mid-day, when the sun is highest in the sky. If you are out there... if anyone is out there... I can provide food, I can provide shelter, I can provide security. If there's anybody out there... anybody... please. You are not alone.
My name is Norville Rogers. I am a survivor living in New York City. I am broadcasting on all AM frequencies. I will be at the South Street Seaport everyday at mid-day, when the sun is highest in the sky. If you are out there... if anyone is out there... I can provide food, I can provide shelter, I can provide security. If there's anybody out there... anybody... please. You are not alone.
User avatar #46 to #24 - admiralen ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
*Neville
#108 to #46 - MrShaggy (02/06/2013) [-]
> I actually meant Norville.   
> It's Shaggy's real name.   
> peep the name 			*****		   
> It's related cause scooby is kill.
> I actually meant Norville.
> It's Shaggy's real name.
> peep the name *****
> It's related cause scooby is kill.
User avatar #109 to #108 - admiralen ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
now i never thought that far ahead as that shaggy would have an actual name
User avatar #35 to #24 - xXMAQXx (02/05/2013) [-]
hows your dog...
#44 to #35 - anon (02/05/2013) [-]
dog is kill.
#66 to #44 - anon (02/05/2013) [-]
no.
User avatar #20 - counterannon (02/05/2013) [-]
Just reminded me of this;

"Calm down '12'"
#62 - Nameloc (02/05/2013) [-]
And that's why I'm buying this, when I get the chance.

www.ashtactical.com/shop/2-Person-Guardian-Elite-Survival-Kit
#50 - wheresthefudge (02/05/2013) [-]
mfw my friends have all decided to find and follow me in the event of a zombie apocalypse.
mfw my friends have all decided to find and follow me in the event of a zombie apocalypse.
User avatar #85 - MrTurdTastic (02/05/2013) [-]
My plan: Stay at work. do what I'm told.

I'm British Army.
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User avatar #88 to #87 - MrTurdTastic (02/05/2013) [-]
Haha, I wish I was Christopher Eccleston. Man's got class.
#57 - arrowinurbutt (02/05/2013) [-]
My friends have asked me to lead them....   
   
   
   
Most of them are useless idiots!
My friends have asked me to lead them....



Most of them are useless idiots!
User avatar #76 to #57 - rieskimo (02/05/2013) [-]
They're not that dumb if they recognize your intellectual superiority and requested your leadership.
User avatar #60 - drainbramage (02/05/2013) [-]
Between me and my friends, we've decided that we're going to a local supermarket, when the supplies are used up, I'll be going off solo, because nobody wants to go to my designated location...Also if the situation calls for it, with secretly designated a sacrifice. He isn't aware yet.
User avatar #102 to #60 - magentaa (02/05/2013) [-]
What if the sacrifice is you?
User avatar #105 to #102 - drainbramage (02/05/2013) [-]
Impossible, at the time a sacrifice is needed, I'll be long gone, either at sea or overrun by zombies (got to have SOME realism in there).
#36 - inbardo (02/05/2013) [-]
I always do this
User avatar #29 - theblastradius (02/05/2013) [-]
Not only do I have my friends rated, but divided into 4 teams based on their skills; Hunters, Gatherers, Makers, and Cappers. Hunters will be tasked with clearing an area and setting up a perimeter when we go into town for provisions. Gatherers will search for food, ammo, and anything else we need. Makers will guard our home base (a lighthouse in which the entire first floor is baricaded and the only entrance/exit is via rope ladder from the top) and also be responsible for bite-checking everyone returning. The Cappers I will tell are there as the support for the hunters/gatherers, but in reality they are the ones I'm knee-capping if we get overrun and need to escape...
User avatar #49 to #29 - crazylance (02/05/2013) [-]
Let me tell you, why your light house, is ******** , it has only one exit and one exit means that if one thing happens to it, you're ****** .
User avatar #13 - lolollo (02/05/2013) [-]
I do notice that most of the guys doing the rating would probably last 5 minutes...tops.
User avatar #8 - churrundo (02/05/2013) [-]
I think the only hope for mexico (since guns are illegal) would be the ******* drug cartels
User avatar #47 - jimmyprice (02/05/2013) [-]
me and my friends have thought about this and we came to the conclusion that we will all head for this big mall and apart of this mall is a bass pro shops that can be locked off and unlocked easily from the rest of the mall. This store has non parishable foods cooking supplys tons of guns bows and knives and sleeping supplies.
User avatar #51 to #47 - xzynth (02/05/2013) [-]
but there will probably be other survivors , which could be troublesome, dont you think?
User avatar #52 to #51 - jimmyprice (02/05/2013) [-]
we will evaluate their behavior and see if they are worth "keeping around"
User avatar #54 to #52 - xzynth (02/05/2013) [-]
So you are certain you wil be there first and have guns?
User avatar #56 to #54 - jimmyprice (02/05/2013) [-]
no but we can try our best, and if that doesnt work we would move on to a dicks down the street and so on till we find a place suitable as this mall is surrounded by many other shopping centers/stores
User avatar #59 to #47 - goodguygary (02/05/2013) [-]
a big mall type store? first mistake. it's going to be one of three things,
1:looted to crap
2: has some sort of gang that shoots first, asks questions later
3: infested with infected.

never, ever go to big stores or malls. You'll just die faster.
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User avatar #39 - galacticboner (02/05/2013) [-]
I live in a rural area. My village has 1000 inahbitants, while my town roughly reaches 14 000. I have lots of plowing tools, chainsaws and shotguns, as well as I World War sword which belonged to my great grandfather and some butcher knifes we use to kill and gut the pigs. I have a well and two power generators. I have a fence around my house and farm. I also have a barn were I raise all sorts of small farm animals and 5 goats.
If you need help when Z Day comes, I'm here.
User avatar #34 - dracodiabolus **User deleted account** (02/05/2013) [-]
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