Female logic. . Dear God, please send me a man that is beautiful, caring, . romantic, loving, smart, (tii' l' . understanding, a man 2 - passionate, who would _
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Female logic

Dear God,
please send me a man
that is beautiful, caring, .
romantic, loving, smart, (tii' l' .
understanding, a man 2 -
passionate, who would _
never cheat on me, always
gives me compliments
and never criticizes what. I
me and my friends do.
Thank you God! .'
And
when you
totally I
leave him k
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Submitted: 04/10/2012
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#59 - eliteeaglewarrior (04/11/2012) [-]
I'm a guy. And I'm not gonna pretend I'm not a tiny bit shallow either.
User avatar #60 to #59 - wtfbrain (04/11/2012) [-]
Agreed. I'm a superficial person, and proud of it. Personality matters if you're looking for a relationship, but I'm young and not ready to settle down.
#61 to #60 - eliteeaglewarrior (04/11/2012) [-]
even if i was looking for someone to settle down with. i'd much rather go with the hot, nice, smart chick than just the nice and smart one.
User avatar #62 to #61 - wtfbrain (04/11/2012) [-]
Right, but how often do you get to that stage and she already has a boyfriend is my point. So, just sex is good for now, personality/smarts is a DEFINITE if one was looking to settle down is all.
User avatar #12 - BrayBoy ONLINE (04/10/2012) [-]
The friend zone does not exist.

Its when they don't find you attractive
#16 - anon (04/11/2012) [-]
That's not female logic...
that's dumb bitch logic...
I don't want to be compared to that thing...
#26 to #16 - anon (04/11/2012) [-]
And most guys assume they're in the friendzone. Not that I'm saying it doesn't exist, just not as often as they think. That, or you're not as "boyfriend material" as you think you are.
#6 - pokemasterbaker (04/10/2012) [-]
**pokemasterbaker rolled a random image posted in comment #3629865 at FJ Pony Thread ** You do realize that guys do the same exact thing right?
#11 to #6 - chris chris (04/10/2012) [-]
only if she's ugly, kuz if a guy doesn't wanna date a girl but she's attractive he will still **** her
User avatar #17 to #11 - pokemasterbaker (04/11/2012) [-]
Honestly, when it comes to girls, it is the same thing. Most girls will date you unless you are ugly. (from a girl)
User avatar #18 to #17 - chris chris (04/11/2012) [-]
meh, i dont have to worry about that. not to sound conceded but im usually the one doing the friendzoneing
User avatar #19 to #18 - pokemasterbaker (04/11/2012) [-]
Lol good for you, I was always being friend zoned, till i lost my baby fat and grew some boobs.
+1
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User avatar #20 to #19 - chris chris (04/11/2012) [-]
me too, untill i became tall (6'2) and got muscle and a 6pack lol
#30 to #20 - littlebigfox (04/11/2012) [-]
Apparently possesses the mental focus and capacity to mold and shape one's own physical form...

Can't utilize proper grammar and punctuation...

SEEMS LEGIT.
#49 to #6 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (04/11/2012) [-]
That is true but I am a gentleman, not an asshole. 			*******		 a chick one night then leaving her the day after is not my style.
That is true but I am a gentleman, not an asshole. ******* a chick one night then leaving her the day after is not my style.
#9 to #6 - anon (04/10/2012) [-]
ha, that was my face when i realized i did that to a girl, but then i introduced her to my friend who has made her 10x happier then i could have, so i made up for it
#91 - gmarrox (04/11/2012) [-]
Venture not beyond this line, for there be butt-hurt down yonder.
Venture not beyond this line, for there be butt-hurt down yonder.
User avatar #69 - reedstoess (04/11/2012) [-]
Probably because you're an ugly **** . Thumb me down. sometimes the truth hurts
User avatar #45 - chuffberry (04/11/2012) [-]
most girls wouldn't want a guy like that. girls don't want guys that only give them compliments and never criticize what they do. it makes that guy seem like he doesn't have a mind of his own and just sits there telling you you're pretty all the time. girls want a guy who doesn't always compliment her, so that when he DOES compliment her, it means something. girls want a guy they can have meaningful conversations with, even if its more of a debate. arguments are healthy, and a man who will stand up for himself is attractive.
#35 - Loudpipes (04/11/2012) [-]
HAHA! ANODAR TOP QULITY JOKE ABUT FRIENDSONES THAS WHY WE DONT HAV GILLFRIENDS!!1! HAHA LOL!1!
IM 12 THIS IS HILARIOUS!
#79 - psychosamm (04/11/2012) [-]
Oh look another friendzone post, how original.   
   
Maybe instead of being butthurt about being in the friendzone you should go and ask that bitch out, or grow a pair, give up, and find another woman. I'm tired of all your pussy ass bitching, like guys are the only ones who get friendzoned.
Oh look another friendzone post, how original.

Maybe instead of being butthurt about being in the friendzone you should go and ask that bitch out, or grow a pair, give up, and find another woman. I'm tired of all your pussy ass bitching, like guys are the only ones who get friendzoned.
#95 to #79 - anon (04/11/2012) [-]
even though - i've done it last week and i knew she would reject me, but it feels better. you can move along and find maybe another girl. anywaysthe part where she friendzoned me was hurting me. whatever ...
User avatar #80 to #79 - acfb (04/11/2012) [-]
Every time I post something along the same lines I get 354871846848 red thumbs and even more comments by bitch boys crying about how I'm inconsiderate and it's not their fault they can't find a girlfriend.
Don't be a pussy guys. Stop crying over your "one love" when you honestly have never had anything tying you together except childish fantasy.
#83 to #80 - gloverdude (04/11/2012) [-]
i honestly really needed this advice i added it to my favorites so i can look back on it
User avatar #98 to #83 - acfb (04/11/2012) [-]
That makes me feel a little better about being so blunt about it. Good luck
#102 to #98 - gloverdude (04/12/2012) [-]
thanks for the advice bro i appreciate it a lot
+4
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#68 - Conclusive (04/11/2012) [-]
Implying people in the friend zone are beautiful
#65 - yourovertheyrenow (04/11/2012) [-]
**yourovertheyrenow rolls 19**
#72 to #65 - iluvas (04/11/2012) [-]
**iluvas rolls 48** here have mine
#99 to #72 - mrshs (04/11/2012) [-]
Tries to roll dubs















DIES
User avatar #92 - TITTYFISH (04/11/2012) [-]
The ones that pull this **** off deserve every ounce of hurt that they get
+8
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#46 - LtMcG ONLINE (04/11/2012) [-]
Women are not sex machines that accept kindness coins in order to return YOUR desired purchase.
I know the friendzone sucks. But sulking in it is not gonna make the least bit of difference. Please for the love of humanity, do something else with your life other than chasing a love that isn't possible.
User avatar #75 to #46 - darklit (04/11/2012) [-]
i saw that exact comment on a different post
User avatar #77 to #75 - LtMcG ONLINE (04/11/2012) [-]
Great minds think alike? Idk.
The first line is something I saw on 4chan.
#74 - helenwheels (04/11/2012) [-]
Post at the top yesterday about a guy telling a girl shes nice and being disgusted when she asks him out.    
   
Bitch about being friend zoned by women, clamming to be "Sweet and romantic"
Post at the top yesterday about a guy telling a girl shes nice and being disgusted when she asks him out.

Bitch about being friend zoned by women, clamming to be "Sweet and romantic"
User avatar #5 - farmforfame (04/10/2012) [-]
**farmforfame rolls 71** amount of time I asked God for a decent girl.
User avatar #3 - puggles (04/10/2012) [-]
and spend all my time bitching to him about how mean guys are and why can't i find any good men like him.
#15 - ragingbrony (04/10/2012) [-]
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And end up dating someone like this instead.
User avatar #38 to #15 - Loudpipes (04/11/2012) [-]
Im sorry but, **** you and your Ray William Johnson, He is a bigger sell out faggot than Bieber.
Im pretty sure listening to a single one of his songs drops your IQ by 20.
And the animations that go with it are just... no...
#39 to #38 - ragingbrony (04/11/2012) [-]
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Whoa dude, I just have the picture.
I didn't even mention anything about that guy.
User avatar #40 to #39 - Loudpipes (04/11/2012) [-]
God, Even still it is highly unacceptable. Its like, what is this **** ...
That feeling when you're embarrassed for your whole race is just horrible.
I hope I don't sound like those gaylords who lose "faith in humanity" every five minutes but yes, sorry felt like going on a bit of a rant.
User avatar #47 to #40 - ragingbrony (04/11/2012) [-]
I can't tell if you're talking about "loosing faith" because of me using that picture now...or just over RWJ....
User avatar #103 to #47 - Loudpipes (04/14/2012) [-]
I said, I dont want to sound like one of the fags that use that term.
Its just retarded. Anyway, never mind :P
#25 - majorkick (04/11/2012) [-]
Women should stop waiting for a guy to sweep them off their feet.
After all isn't sweeping a woman's job?
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