Female logic. . Dear God, please send me a man that is beautiful, caring, . romantic, loving, smart, (tii' l' . understanding, a man 2 - passionate, who would _ Female logic Dear God please send me a man that is beautiful caring romantic loving smart (tii' l' understanding 2 - passionate who would _
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Female logic

Dear God,
please send me a man
that is beautiful, caring, .
romantic, loving, smart, (tii' l' .
understanding, a man 2 -
passionate, who would _
never cheat on me, always
gives me compliments
and never criticizes what. I
me and my friends do.
Thank you God! .'
And
when you
totally I
leave him k
...
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#1 - evilfederation [OP]
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(04/10/2012) [-]
#2 to #1 - littlebigfox
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(04/10/2012) [-]
#27 to #2 - notagoodusername
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#29 to #27 - littlebigfox
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#6 - pokemasterbaker
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**pokemasterbaker rolled a random image posted in comment #3629865 at FJ Pony Thread ** You do realize that guys do the same exact thing right?
#11 to #6 - chris chris ONLINE
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(04/10/2012) [-]
only if she's ugly, kuz if a guy doesn't wanna date a girl but she's attractive he will still **** her
#17 to #11 - pokemasterbaker
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(04/11/2012) [-]
Honestly, when it comes to girls, it is the same thing. Most girls will date you unless you are ugly. (from a girl)
#18 to #17 - chris chris ONLINE
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(04/11/2012) [-]
meh, i dont have to worry about that. not to sound conceded but im usually the one doing the friendzoneing
#19 to #18 - pokemasterbaker
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(04/11/2012) [-]
Lol good for you, I was always being friend zoned, till i lost my baby fat and grew some boobs.
#44 to #19 - MaidenMacabre **User deleted account**
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#20 to #19 - chris chris ONLINE
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(04/11/2012) [-]
me too, untill i became tall (6'2) and got muscle and a 6pack lol
#30 to #20 - littlebigfox
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(04/11/2012) [-]
Apparently possesses the mental focus and capacity to mold and shape one's own physical form...

Can't utilize proper grammar and punctuation...

SEEMS LEGIT.
#9 to #6 - anon
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(04/10/2012) [-]
ha, that was my face when i realized i did that to a girl, but then i introduced her to my friend who has made her 10x happier then i could have, so i made up for it
#49 to #6 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
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(04/11/2012) [-]
That is true but I am a gentleman, not an asshole. ******* a chick one night then leaving her the day after is not my style.
That is true but I am a gentleman, not an asshole. ******* a chick one night then leaving her the day after is not my style.
#65 - yourovertheyrenow
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(04/11/2012) [-]
**yourovertheyrenow rolls 19**
#72 to #65 - iluvas
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(04/11/2012) [-]
**iluvas rolls 48** here have mine
#99 to #72 - mrshs
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(04/11/2012) [-]
Tries to roll dubs















DIES
#59 - eliteeaglewarrior ONLINE
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(04/11/2012) [-]
I'm a guy. And I'm not gonna pretend I'm not a tiny bit shallow either.
#60 to #59 - wtfbrain
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(04/11/2012) [-]
Agreed. I'm a superficial person, and proud of it. Personality matters if you're looking for a relationship, but I'm young and not ready to settle down.
#61 to #60 - eliteeaglewarrior ONLINE
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(04/11/2012) [-]
even if i was looking for someone to settle down with. i'd much rather go with the hot, nice, smart chick than just the nice and smart one.
#62 to #61 - wtfbrain
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(04/11/2012) [-]
Right, but how often do you get to that stage and she already has a boyfriend is my point. So, just sex is good for now, personality/smarts is a DEFINITE if one was looking to settle down is all.
#79 - psychosamm
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(04/11/2012) [-]
Oh look another friendzone post, how original.   
   
Maybe instead of being butthurt about being in the friendzone you should go and ask that bitch out, or grow a pair, give up, and find another woman. I'm tired of all your pussy ass bitching, like guys are the only ones who get friendzoned.
Oh look another friendzone post, how original.

Maybe instead of being butthurt about being in the friendzone you should go and ask that bitch out, or grow a pair, give up, and find another woman. I'm tired of all your pussy ass bitching, like guys are the only ones who get friendzoned.
#95 to #79 - anon
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(04/11/2012) [-]
even though - i've done it last week and i knew she would reject me, but it feels better. you can move along and find maybe another girl. anywaysthe part where she friendzoned me was hurting me. whatever ...
#80 to #79 - acfb
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(04/11/2012) [-]
Every time I post something along the same lines I get 354871846848 red thumbs and even more comments by bitch boys crying about how I'm inconsiderate and it's not their fault they can't find a girlfriend.
Don't be a pussy guys. Stop crying over your "one love" when you honestly have never had anything tying you together except childish fantasy.
#83 to #80 - gloverdude
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(04/11/2012) [-]
i honestly really needed this advice i added it to my favorites so i can look back on it
#98 to #83 - acfb
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(04/11/2012) [-]
That makes me feel a little better about being so blunt about it. Good luck
#102 to #98 - gloverdude
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(04/12/2012) [-]
thanks for the advice bro i appreciate it a lot
#15 - ragingbrony ONLINE
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(04/10/2012) [-]
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And end up dating someone like this instead.
#38 to #15 - Loudpipes
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(04/11/2012) [-]
Im sorry but, **** you and your Ray William Johnson, He is a bigger sell out faggot than Bieber.
Im pretty sure listening to a single one of his songs drops your IQ by 20.
And the animations that go with it are just... no...
#39 to #38 - ragingbrony ONLINE
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(04/11/2012) [-]
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Whoa dude, I just have the picture.
I didn't even mention anything about that guy.
#40 to #39 - Loudpipes
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(04/11/2012) [-]
God, Even still it is highly unacceptable. Its like, what is this ****...
That feeling when you're embarrassed for your whole race is just horrible.
I hope I don't sound like those gaylords who lose "faith in humanity" every five minutes but yes, sorry felt like going on a bit of a rant.
#47 to #40 - ragingbrony ONLINE
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(04/11/2012) [-]
I can't tell if you're talking about "loosing faith" because of me using that picture now...or just over RWJ....
#103 to #47 - Loudpipes
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(04/14/2012) [-]
I said, I dont want to sound like one of the fags that use that term.
Its just retarded. Anyway, never mind :P
#92 - TITTYFISH
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(04/11/2012) [-]
The ones that pull this **** off deserve every ounce of hurt that they get
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#12 - BrayBoy
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(04/10/2012) [-]
The friend zone does not exist.

Its when they don't find you attractive
#69 - reedstoess
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(04/11/2012) [-]
Probably because you're an ugly ****. Thumb me down. sometimes the truth hurts
#46 - LtMcG
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(04/11/2012) [-]
Women are not sex machines that accept kindness coins in order to return YOUR desired purchase.
I know the friendzone sucks. But sulking in it is not gonna make the least bit of difference. Please for the love of humanity, do something else with your life other than chasing a love that isn't possible.
#75 to #46 - darklit
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(04/11/2012) [-]
i saw that exact comment on a different post
#77 to #75 - LtMcG
Reply 0
(04/11/2012) [-]
Great minds think alike? Idk.
The first line is something I saw on 4chan.