Armed Forces. . air force. The Air Force gets the money, The Navy gets food galore. The Marines get all the pictures, While the Army fights the war.
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#30 - kaiseral (09/19/2012) [-]
The Air Force gets the money,    
   
The Navy gets food galore.   
   
The Marines get all the pictures,   
   
While the Army fights the war.
The Air Force gets the money,

The Navy gets food galore.

The Marines get all the pictures,

While the Army fights the war.
User avatar #38 to #30 - GrimTheRealReaper (09/19/2012) [-]
Bull. The Navy seals and other special forces go in, extracting HVTs, blowing up targets to make an assault liable, that type of thing. Then the air force peppers the place with bombing runs. Then marines come and storm it, taking the place out, and leaving. That is when the army comes in, builds a base, and brags about how goo they are for taking it. The army doesn't do **** .
#57 to #38 - arawan (09/19/2012) [-]
If you think that the Army never assaults a target, you're a ******* moron. Either someone who has never been in or a fobbit. Marines are a good fighting bunch but the Army out numbers them 5 to 1. The Army has conducted larger scale amphibious assaults than they have. In fact, there is no action that the Marines have taken part in that the Army wasn't there participating as well. You can just look at the Battle of Fallujah and see how the numbers work against the Marines. Marines are a great assault force but you need an Army to win war.

Sorry but big brother will always have to be there to make sure you don't get wiped out. Oh, BTW, I was an Army PSYOPS Specialist who served two tours in Afghanistan and have the shrapnel in my legs to prove it. So if you want to get all butthurt over branch rivalry, you better bring equivalent credentials to the table.
User avatar #26 - dovahkiinsteve (09/19/2012) [-]
I wonder how many people in this post are pretending they've been at war, when all they know is Call Of Duty.

Not implying everyone is by the way
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User avatar #44 to #16 - backlash (09/19/2012) [-]
that is very true...except when they find out its a piece of **** PA 28
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User avatar #5 - dukeofbattle (09/19/2012) [-]
Air Force Pararescue has to rescue members from all the other branches, Air Force TACPs and Combat Controllers get embedded in SEAL, and Force Recon units, all branches exchange members regularly, ever heard of JSOC? Joint Special Forces Operations Command, all the special forces from the branches work together... that's why in the actual military there's not the inter branch hazing like you see 13 year olds fighting about in youtube and fj comments
#27 to #5 - foxranger (09/19/2012) [-]
Airforce Spec Ops are bad ass but as for the rest of that branch....you gotta be kidding me. RLTW!
User avatar #46 to #27 - SmoggyDwarf (09/19/2012) [-]
I'm Air Force, I will admit that the majority of the Branch handles their job from a computer in an office. But I'm a maintainer, all the people like me that work on the flight line or do my job (I'm an AMMO troop) it gets crazy as hell, you'll be out working for 16 hours, or you'll have 3 shifts going around the clock.
User avatar #17 to #5 - novren (09/19/2012) [-]
But they get pussy.
User avatar #34 - midnightdove (09/19/2012) [-]
When did we get a " *********** " channel??
#22 - MacheteJoe (09/19/2012) [-]
Our living conditions
User avatar #35 to #22 - fistoftheaxis (09/19/2012) [-]
Damn, that means I can't fap. Military life is not my thing then.
User avatar #39 to #35 - sketchE ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
oh you will
#25 to #22 - Sammael (09/19/2012) [-]
You guys have a SOLID roof! So jelous.
User avatar #54 to #25 - MacheteJoe (09/19/2012) [-]
not solid, Its a tent.
#58 to #54 - Sammael (09/19/2012) [-]
Crap, my condolences.
#18 - brothergrimm (09/19/2012) [-]
hoo-ah
#23 to #18 - LtMcG ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
Rangers lead the way
User avatar #4 - Muppetz (09/19/2012) [-]
Air Force women love Marines, trust me.
Picking up chicks in dress blues is like shooting retarded sleeping fish in a very small barrel with a high caliber rifle.

Semper Fi!
User avatar #8 to #4 - Mackenzieofcourse (09/19/2012) [-]
I don't even know why you'd wanna.

Our blues are the ugliest things in the world.
User avatar #13 to #8 - toastycracker (09/19/2012) [-]
To me, they look better than the Navy dress blue "Cracker Jacks".
User avatar #61 to #8 - Muppetz (09/19/2012) [-]
Marine Corps Dress Blues?!
You lost your crazy mind. That **** is sexy as hell.
User avatar #64 to #61 - Mackenzieofcourse (09/20/2012) [-]
Female AF blues.
User avatar #66 to #64 - Muppetz (09/20/2012) [-]
Ah, Very well. Carry on.
User avatar #42 to #8 - sketchE ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
your not refering to tha black jacket are you? i wish the army had that its abad ass uniform
User avatar #60 to #42 - Mackenzieofcourse (09/19/2012) [-]
AF female dress blues.
User avatar #62 to #60 - sketchE ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
ah no idea what that is off the top of my head. your a marine?
User avatar #67 to #62 - sketchE ONLINE (09/20/2012) [-]
wow im retarded misread what you wrote.
User avatar #20 to #4 - apostolos (09/19/2012) [-]
Sexy mother ******* , huh? OHH RAH!!!!
#21 - supamonkey (09/19/2012) [-]
OO-RAH
User avatar #1 - Aleafe (09/18/2012) [-]
why im joining the marines. oorah
#2 to #1 - pentol ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
personal preference, but swiming in bitches ranks higher than seawater.
(also, if you live on a boat, you have a tough life, narrow hallways, steep stairs/ladders and no "off time".
my year in the air force was summercamp.
#6 to #2 - doctadoc ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
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He said Marines, not the navy.
#10 to #6 - anon (09/19/2012) [-]
and the marines are a part of the navy...
User avatar #11 to #10 - IDontComputer (09/19/2012) [-]
Yea... a department of the Navy... The Men's department.
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#14 to #12 - toastycracker (09/19/2012) [-]
Actually, yes.
User avatar #15 to #12 - Mahazama (09/19/2012) [-]
Both are funded under the Department of the Navy.
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#24 to #3 - LtMcG ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
I seriously doubt any of those girls are in the airforce.
#28 - foxranger (09/19/2012) [-]
<-- Regular Air Force and Navy. Marines and Army all the way, just make sure when CAS is called in you hit the right 			*******		 target!
<-- Regular Air Force and Navy. Marines and Army all the way, just make sure when CAS is called in you hit the right ******* target!
#31 to #28 - anon (09/19/2012) [-]
**** you... -1C4X3
#19 - apostolos (09/19/2012) [-]
Lois Griffin from Family Guy: "Chris, you can't join the army, you're too young. Besides, the Army's weak. Now the Marines, those are the men you wanna **** !!!"
<--- Plus there's this. OHH RAH!!!!!!!!!!
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User avatar #47 - beatmasterz (09/19/2012) [-]
Stupid question: What was the difference between the marines and the navy again?
User avatar #48 to #47 - agwd (09/19/2012) [-]
Navy stay on ship, marines get off now and then.
#50 to #48 - beatmasterz (09/19/2012) [-]
are the marines gay then?
User avatar #49 to #48 - beatmasterz (09/19/2012) [-]
alrighty then.
User avatar #51 to #49 - agwd (09/19/2012) [-]
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User avatar #52 to #47 - arawan (09/19/2012) [-]
Technically they are the same branch but the Marines are an amphibious assault force while the Navy provides transport and regional maritime security.
User avatar #36 - midnightdove (09/19/2012) [-]
Also, pick your vaginas off the ground and go to RANGER SCHOOL.
User avatar #9 - Mackenzieofcourse (09/19/2012) [-]
I saw this on WHAT THE PISS, TRAINEE.

If you went through BMT or know about any sort of boot camp, that Facebook group will make you laugh your ass off too.
User avatar #32 to #9 - ordanborniv (09/19/2012) [-]
That was a popular thing amongst MTIs in AF BMT.... What the piss are you doing?!? TRAIIINNNNNEEEEEEEE.... lulz
User avatar #7 - aggresivepineapple (09/19/2012) [-]
I do believe that ************ will be the next big channel.
User avatar #40 to #7 - sketchE ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
this channels been here for a while. only person who posts in it is the person who made it
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