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shows up for game night with his redneck cousin who' s never played Dnd.
Fredneck wants to learn. Get him some dice and a character sheet. He rolls up a tighter.
DDM takes pity, and gives him magic item. Have to explain what an "Enchanted sword" is
Hell him it makes him a better fighter- it' s like Hercules' s sword
will night having us tight hobgoblins raiding village
will hobbies decked out with chainmail.
Fredneck needs to roll a 13 to hit them.
will night, redneck says "lama swing with muh swam uh Hercule's-" ". Missed again-"
Litterally all goddamn night. "lama swing with muh swam of herculean ____ _Fuucck. Missed again-"
didn' t get mad or frustrated. And he said his line with the same intonation each time-
can still hear him saying it 22 years later.
water hours of gaming, call it quits. Stay to help host clean up.
dice back from where Redneck cousin was sitting.
Knotice he has no DEB- Was rolling to hit all night.