Dndquotes: Ser Quotington

#1 - thechosentroll#34 on commentsRank#34

Reply+148

(10/20/2017)[-]

It was a discussion about tying **** up and whether I was bound or just entangled. Not bestiality.

#2 to #1 - dndxplain#153 on contentRank#153 [OP]

Reply+59

(10/20/2017)[-]

also a reference to a gnoll trying to make a deal

#5 to #2 - knightbean#1 on commentsRank#1

Reply+46

(10/20/2017)[-]

and you said that having a dnd quotes channel was a bad idea

#19 to #2 - Schofield

Reply0

(10/20/2017)[-]

Oi, dndxplain, you got any opening in any of your games?

#23 to #19 - dndxplain#153 on contentRank#153 [OP]

Reply+2

(10/21/2017)[-]

yes

#27 to #23 - Schofield

Reply0

(10/21/2017)[-]

I've been playing for a while now, I have DM experience in 5e. Never played pathfinder.

#17 to #1 - baree

Reply+28

(10/20/2017)[-]

#18 to #17 - baree

Reply+33

(10/20/2017)[-]

note to self

#3 to #1 - shaddyz

Reply+8

(10/20/2017)[-]

Thats an important destinction to make considering DnD made this post

#8 to #3 - vigilum

Reply+1

(10/20/2017)[-]

It's also on a picture of a gnoll

#25 to #1 - ragingcajun

Reply+5

(10/21/2017)[-]

Right

#7 to #1 - letterses

Reply+5

(10/20/2017)[-]

Well I'm making it about bestiality, can't stop me.

#31 to #1 - lesolan

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(10/21/2017)[-]

Having sex with a knoll is pretty furry, but it isn't bestiality.

#13 to #1 - whatarethese

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(10/20/2017)[-]

You keep telling yourself that.

#21 to #1 - hassoutobi#486 on commentsRank#486

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(10/20/2017)[-]

#40 to #1 - angelious#382 on commentsRank#382

Reply0

(10/21/2017)[-]

dndexplain confirmed for fake news.

#6 - Alchemyst

Reply+46

(10/20/2017)[-]

That last one tho.

#12 - kurtlanglie#55 on commentsRank#55

Reply+30

(10/20/2017)[-]

From my current Pathfinder campaign:

"Traps do not qualify as aberrations."

Ranger with preferred enemy set to Aberration was trying to argue that the shemale he was rolling to hit should count for the bonus.

#44 to #12 - lazysans

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(10/21/2017)[-]

#24 to #12 - dndxplain#153 on contentRank#153 [OP]

Reply0

(10/21/2017)[-]

shemales aren't traps

#26 to #24 - kurtlanglie#55 on commentsRank#55

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(10/21/2017)[-]

Irrelevant, both are not aberrations

#11 - Deavas#397 on commentsRank#397

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(10/20/2017)[-]

"Does she have enough booty to raise the dead?"

#22 - therealkakashi

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(10/21/2017)[-]

played my first-ever game a few weeks ago.

one of the highlights was "I roll to intimidate his boner into submission"

the dude basically death-stared the other dude's boner down to flaccidity.

#35 to #22 - fourfangedferret#194 on commentsRank#194

Reply+5

(10/21/2017)[-]

Took me way too long to find this.

#9 - IloveWAFFLES

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(10/20/2017)[-]

>is the dwarf legal.
we eventually had a discussion about that.
and the dwarf was barely legal.

#10 to #9 - beasert#490 on commentsRank#490

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(10/20/2017)[-]

Still counts.

#33 to #9 - knightbean#1 on commentsRank#1

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(10/21/2017)[-]

It was a 15 minute discussion.

#32 - xanderpetty

Reply+11

(10/21/2017)[-]

"Your order were NOT to cleanse him with fire"
"Oh, well too late now" They said throwing 4 necklace of fireball at a level 0 NPC

#37 - lordsaucy

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(10/21/2017)[-]

I got one:
"You walk in on a dwarf, man and elf having a 3 way. They don't seem to notice you"
"I kill them all"
"What!? Why!?"
"Chorem is a man of morals"
"Didn't you rape an elf to death a few sessions ago?"
"That was in line with my morals"

#16 - calawesome

Reply+5

(10/20/2017)[-]

Vlad Taltos Bitches!