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a new campaign with my regular group
campaign ended with the wizard ascending to divinity as The Breakfast God.
DDM tells asit' s SUD years afterwars game
fighter wants to play the family man, reluctantly drawn to adventure.
MOM gives him a wife and a cat.
Belife gets DMPQ' d, is only there to leek after our stuff while we' re out fighting.
hook is ware all been hired to fleece an old wizard ofa Mcguffin.
gees wrong, we all get cursed, I month until we all turn to onyx statues.
up in the desert for cure.
else feed and water left.
ewe by a bunch of idiots with throwing knives.
fighter fucks up and deflects a throwing knife into his cat, killing it instantly.
Belife gets a knife to the neck.
I need to save my wife!"
Paarty: "You' got medical skill man"
MOM: "Roll for it buddy"
MOM: "At the very least, you offer your wife an end to her suffering"
finish combat, fighter pulls out a necklace.
rife the knife and fork insignia of the breakfast god.
f; "I pray to the Breakfast God. All my wife wanted, was to help the people she loved. I pray you honor her in death, as I honered her in life."
MOM: "Take a mil buddy"
MOM raises his Eyebrows a few mils behind the screen.
Wrasses a note to the player that was previously the wizard
fucking smirk on the when he gets the reply.
MOM: "With a flash of light and a loud crack, your demotion has been rewarded. The cerise of your wife has been turned into a bacon and egg roll. and your cat, a glass of orangejuice"
I eat them, quietly sobbing as I do so."
wmm our fighter ate his wife and cat