Didnt think that one all the way through. sorry about the lack of an apostrophe, ran out of characters for the title.. Wait, he walk into the highest security office in the UNITED STATES... and he dont know that they are americans? Seems legit Didnt think that one all the way through sorry about lack of an apostrophe ran out characters for title Wait he walk into highest security office in UNITED STATES and dont know they are americans? Seems legit
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#1 - ssjkirby
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(11/17/2013) [-]
I don't get the joke here.

Why would he be scared of them just because they are Americans?
#3 to #1 - indecisivejew
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(11/17/2013) [-]
We are a very trigger-happy people.
#11 to #1 - sirformidio
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(11/17/2013) [-]
It's a joke that Americans are very trigger happy due to our stance on firearms.
we kinda are.
#48 to #1 - peekabeast
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(11/18/2013) [-]
Because Americans are consistently the most irrational ************* on the face of the Earth (while sober that is. the Russians have us beat when they're drunk.)
#153 to #1 - turdofdoom
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(11/18/2013) [-]
because americans are violent and kill bypassing traffic in other countries ?
expecting red thumbs but its not racist if its true
NO TEARS WERE SHRED¤¤¤¤444$$$$$$ NO REAL TEARS. AND THE GUY WHO DIDNT HE WAS THE JOKER
#38 to #1 - hydraetis
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(11/18/2013) [-]
"You think you can just shoot me?"

The idea is that most people would probably start second-guessing their decision and conclude that this dude has some crazy **** up his sleeve so maybe pointing a gun at him isn't the best idea.

An American would just stand there for a couple seconds and say "Yup. Pretty much."
#2 to #1 - aljay
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(11/17/2013) [-]
Because Americans shoot anything that isn't American.
#4 to #2 - aaronventura
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(11/17/2013) [-]
Because Americans shoot anything*
#26 to #4 - theism
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(11/18/2013) [-]
Especially other Americans.
#108 to #26 - heydany
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(11/18/2013) [-]
damn americans they ruined america
#131 to #108 - wrocky
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(11/18/2013) [-]
it's the caucasian americans who ruined america. together with the other race degenerates who immigrated themselves in the beautiful country of america. the native americans.. the REAL americans don't and still won't do anything to destroy their land
#146 to #131 - guymandude
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(11/18/2013) [-]
don't be that dick, your name is too blue for that
#147 to #146 - wrocky
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(11/18/2013) [-]
i just thought a pink name would look nice
#155 to #131 - anon
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(11/18/2013) [-]
Except make giant casinos and ruin the environment with said giant casinos. And drive motorcycles everywhere if in the desert, ruining the environment.

Dude, I'm more environmentally friendly than half of them. Just ah... just saying.
#6 to #4 - mayorman ONLINE
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(11/17/2013) [-]
i have never seen an american who would shoot an apple pie
#7 to #6 - anon
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(11/17/2013) [-]
I have seen an American shoot his load into an apple pie

American Pie
#9 to #6 - riverofchex
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#51 to #9 - anon
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(11/18/2013) [-]
Goddamn terrorists.
#57 to #51 - fellatio
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(11/18/2013) [-]
I logged in to give you this thumb, i know its wasted but...but it was worth it
#116 to #51 - anon
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(11/18/2013) [-]
In case anyone wonders, it said
"I would, I don't like pie."
#8 to #4 - nyuORlucy
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(11/17/2013) [-]
including aliens that control our very existance
#33 to #2 - fyaq
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(11/18/2013) [-]
Its a system that has historically worked for us.
#109 to #2 - makethingsworse
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(11/18/2013) [-]
You're *************** we do. We also like shooting other Americans, apparently.
You're *************** we do. We also like shooting other Americans, apparently.
#107 to #2 - berkut
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(11/18/2013) [-]
Wait, what you said?
#27 to #2 - fewjarhead
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#44 to #2 - voltism
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(11/18/2013) [-]
thats ********
we shoot each other too
#140 to #2 - bummerdrummer
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(11/18/2013) [-]
tell that to trayvon
#129 to #2 - YoursTruley
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(11/18/2013) [-]
i am american and i can confirm this
#120 to #2 - germanstodamaxja
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(11/18/2013) [-]
we actually shoot Americans too out of respect.
we actually shoot Americans too out of respect.
#105 to #2 - anon
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(11/18/2013) [-]
America has killed more Americans than any other country...
#84 to #2 - tanisrapedmygoat
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(11/18/2013) [-]
If you read the first picture, he knows he's in the United States....
#53 to #2 - hellsjester
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(11/18/2013) [-]
i was gonna argue but then i remembered i shoot deer. **** its tru
#47 to #2 - traelos
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(11/18/2013) [-]
He should know that if he's an American...which means...

****. Grab your guns!
#46 to #2 - twofreegerbils
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(11/18/2013) [-]
Look, boys and girls. This is what non-Americans actually believe.
#5 - nazo
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(11/17/2013) [-]
Wait, he walk into the highest security office in the UNITED STATES... and he dont know that they are americans?   
   
Seems legit
Wait, he walk into the highest security office in the UNITED STATES... and he dont know that they are americans?

Seems legit
#10 to #5 - butterisgood
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(11/17/2013) [-]
he knows a lot of things, its normal for him to forget basic stuff like that.
#13 to #5 - Loppytaffy
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(11/17/2013) [-]
Could be Mexicans.
#14 to #13 - nazo
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(11/17/2013) [-]
In the United States? Plot twist: Mexicans are americans too
#15 to #14 - Loppytaffy
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(11/17/2013) [-]
Okay...
Consider this; be in England, go to some British high security place (we have lots of them so just pick one), be like "you're British, you're not going to shank me" but then you have to be told they're Scottish. I mean, you're already in Britain so you should already know.
Scottish are British, too
#16 to #15 - nazo
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(11/17/2013) [-]
Look man I just know that he knew he was in USA but didnt expect americans.

I dont understand that part, do ya?
#17 to #16 - Loppytaffy
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#19 to #17 - cloakedone
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(11/17/2013) [-]
He was in the whitehouse, but didnt expect americans....

Seriously, admit it, for someone so "smart" it was just plain stupid
#34 to #19 - mylazy
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(11/18/2013) [-]
He forgot what Americans are like. He knew they were Americans, he knows what Americans are like. But he forgot the second part of that. Saying they are Americans was a reminder that we are fond of guns. It was not a reminder that Americans inhabit America. I am honestly surprised at how many people seem not to have gotten this.
#21 to #19 - Loppytaffy
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(11/17/2013) [-]
Perhaps.
But this is man who was probably there the time when England burned down the whitehouse on Canada's behalf, maybe he was confused, maybe that tiny section of history out of the millions of years on millions of planets than he knows, maybe he thought they were Canadians.
#25 to #21 - damping
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(11/17/2013) [-]
Dude, give up already. You are making yourself look stupid.
#18 to #17 - nazo
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(11/17/2013) [-]
Yeah but I find that a little different, you can not excect the scotts in britain, yeah, or the danes in all scandinavia, or the spaniards in south italy.

But americans in USA?
#22 to #18 - Loppytaffy
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(11/17/2013) [-]
There can't NOT be the former, because their countries are part of the kingdoms. As for Spaniards, Rome was part fo the Kingdom of Spain.
#23 to #22 - nazo
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(11/17/2013) [-]
Well yeah ya got a point there, but still...

Super secret american office =/= not americans inside

Dont get me wrong I really like Dr who but that was a little stupid.
#45 to #5 - hydraetis
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(11/18/2013) [-]
It's not that he didn't know they're Americans, he just temporarily forgot. Just like when you go sleep over at someone else's place but it takes a moment to remember you're not at home when you wake up the next morning.
#110 to #5 - nightlynutria
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(11/18/2013) [-]
yeah I thought I didn't get the joke because I realized that and made absolutely no sense
yeah I thought I didn't get the joke because I realized that and made absolutely no sense
#20 to #5 - slootyslooot
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(11/17/2013) [-]
He flew in with the TARDIS.
#66 to #5 - NutHut
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(11/18/2013) [-]
I think it was supposed to be a joke or something.
#24 to #5 - SuperSixONE ONLINE
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(11/17/2013) [-]
It was a reminder, like "The US wouldn't do that." "They are Americans."
That kind of thing
#30 - slothmaster
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(11/18/2013) [-]
Swell with pride, my fellow Americans.
Swell with pride, my fellow Americans.
#117 to #30 - lave
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(11/18/2013) [-]
MERICA'
MERICA'
#12 - teckemeier
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(11/17/2013) [-]
#31 - trigondarkthree
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(11/18/2013) [-]
Wait, he has an in depth knowledge of all of time and space, and yet he doesn't know that there are typically Americans in the white house?
Wait, he has an in depth knowledge of all of time and space, and yet he doesn't know that there are typically Americans in the white house?
#32 to #31 - teranin [OP] ONLINE
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(11/18/2013) [-]
it's more like he needed to be reminded of just what that meant real quick. I'm sure he knew objectively that Americans were in the white house, but he's so used to dealing with brits that the obvious difference was likely just overlooked.
#141 - kermo
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#142 to #141 - kermo
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#143 to #142 - kermo
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#56 - likethirtyferret
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(11/18/2013) [-]
Can I point out that the Doctor is afraid of Americans, obviously making them a bigger threat than daleks, cybermen, or most else he's encountered.
#63 to #56 - leonhardt
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(11/18/2013) [-]
**** yeah, America.
#79 to #56 - ilovehitler
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(11/18/2013) [-]
Because both of those have a certain logic to them, and a certain predictability.
Americans lack both.
#65 to #56 - darthklaus
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(11/18/2013) [-]
Because it's easier to reason with Daleks than with FREEDOMS.
#52 - navadae
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(11/18/2013) [-]
David Tennant master race!   
   
but seriously, i was skeptical about Matt Smith but he is quite amusing
David Tennant master race!

but seriously, i was skeptical about Matt Smith but he is quite amusing
#58 - thatonenerd
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(11/18/2013) [-]
source:
#49 - snakefire
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(11/18/2013) [-]
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#118 to #49 - mattoland
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(11/18/2013) [-]
that just looks like he's giving high-fives to ghosts at super sonic speed