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Didnt think that one all the way through

Didnt think that one all the way through. sorry about the lack of an apostrophe, ran out of characters for the title. Fates, the guns.. really? I JUST. walked w

sorry about the lack of an apostrophe, ran out of characters for the title

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States. parked a big blue be: en the my You think we can just shout meo
They' re Americans!
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#30 - slothmaster (11/18/2013) [-]
Swell with pride, my fellow Americans.
Swell with pride, my fellow Americans.
#117 to #30 - lave (11/18/2013) [-]
MERICA'
MERICA'
#5 - nazo (11/17/2013) [-]
Wait, he walk into the highest security office in the UNITED STATES... and he dont know that they are americans?   
   
Seems legit
Wait, he walk into the highest security office in the UNITED STATES... and he dont know that they are americans?

Seems legit
User avatar #10 to #5 - butterisgood (11/17/2013) [-]
he knows a lot of things, its normal for him to forget basic stuff like that.
#110 to #5 - nightlynutria (11/18/2013) [-]
yeah I thought I didn't get the joke because I realized that and made absolutely no sense
yeah I thought I didn't get the joke because I realized that and made absolutely no sense
User avatar #45 to #5 - hydraetis (11/18/2013) [-]
It's not that he didn't know they're Americans, he just temporarily forgot. Just like when you go sleep over at someone else's place but it takes a moment to remember you're not at home when you wake up the next morning.
User avatar #13 to #5 - Loppytaffy (11/17/2013) [-]
Could be Mexicans.
User avatar #14 to #13 - nazo (11/17/2013) [-]
In the United States? Plot twist: Mexicans are americans too
User avatar #15 to #14 - Loppytaffy (11/17/2013) [-]
Okay...
Consider this; be in England, go to some British high security place (we have lots of them so just pick one), be like "you're British, you're not going to shank me" but then you have to be told they're Scottish. I mean, you're already in Britain so you should already know.
Scottish are British, too
User avatar #16 to #15 - nazo (11/17/2013) [-]
Look man I just know that he knew he was in USA but didnt expect americans.

I dont understand that part, do ya?
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#19 to #17 - cloakedone (11/17/2013) [-]
He was in the whitehouse, but didnt expect americans....

Seriously, admit it, for someone so "smart" it was just plain stupid
User avatar #21 to #19 - Loppytaffy (11/17/2013) [-]
Perhaps.
But this is man who was probably there the time when England burned down the whitehouse on Canada's behalf, maybe he was confused, maybe that tiny section of history out of the millions of years on millions of planets than he knows, maybe he thought they were Canadians.
User avatar #25 to #21 - damping (11/17/2013) [-]
Dude, give up already. You are making yourself look stupid.
User avatar #34 to #19 - mylazy (11/18/2013) [-]
He forgot what Americans are like. He knew they were Americans, he knows what Americans are like. But he forgot the second part of that. Saying they are Americans was a reminder that we are fond of guns. It was not a reminder that Americans inhabit America. I am honestly surprised at how many people seem not to have gotten this.
User avatar #18 to #17 - nazo (11/17/2013) [-]
Yeah but I find that a little different, you can not excect the scotts in britain, yeah, or the danes in all scandinavia, or the spaniards in south italy.

But americans in USA?
User avatar #22 to #18 - Loppytaffy (11/17/2013) [-]
There can't NOT be the former, because their countries are part of the kingdoms. As for Spaniards, Rome was part fo the Kingdom of Spain.
User avatar #23 to #22 - nazo (11/17/2013) [-]
Well yeah ya got a point there, but still...

Super secret american office =/= not americans inside

Dont get me wrong I really like Dr who but that was a little stupid.
User avatar #20 to #5 - slootyslooot (11/17/2013) [-]
He flew in with the TARDIS.
User avatar #66 to #5 - NutHut (11/18/2013) [-]
I think it was supposed to be a joke or something.
User avatar #24 to #5 - SuperSixONE (11/17/2013) [-]
It was a reminder, like "The US wouldn't do that." "They are Americans."
That kind of thing
#58 - thatonenerd (11/18/2013) [-]
source:
#49 - snakefire (11/18/2013) [-]
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#118 to #49 - mattoland (11/18/2013) [-]
that just looks like he's giving high-fives to ghosts at super sonic speed
#141 - kermo (11/18/2013) [-]
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#52 - navadae (11/18/2013) [-]
David Tennant master race!   
   
but seriously, i was skeptical about Matt Smith but he is quite amusing
David Tennant master race!

but seriously, i was skeptical about Matt Smith but he is quite amusing
#81 - ffinfinity ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
I am American I can confirm
I am American I can confirm
#104 - enormaty (11/18/2013) [-]
how the **** you gonna go to the office of the president of the united states of AMERICA and not know theyre Americans right away?
User avatar #125 to #104 - schneidend (11/18/2013) [-]
It's the Doctor. He's seen and known so much that he tends to forget things, even obvious things. Remember, he's traveled back and forth through the past and future, where in some cases America didn't yet exist or no longer exists.
User avatar #111 to #104 - mitchr (11/18/2013) [-]
Perhaps she was pointing out that he was speaking to Americans, a people who historically pull the trigger and THEN think.
Before I cause a ********* , I too am a US citizen, so yeah. Just saying it like it is, don't mean insult by it.
#113 to #111 - buya (11/18/2013) [-]
DONT TELL ME TOO NOT BE INSULTED I AM AN MENRICAN ZCITEZEN AND I WILL WREK UOR ***** . I DO WHAT I WAN AND YOU CANT STOP ME YOU CUMMI SKUM
#115 to #113 - mitchr (11/18/2013) [-]
Bring it, I'll be ready.
User avatar #124 to #111 - playerdous (11/18/2013) [-]
When we discovered the Radiation belts we promptly nuked them. Our reasoning, the Russians might do it first.
#82 - duhusst (11/18/2013) [-]
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#56 - likethirtyferret (11/18/2013) [-]
Can I point out that the Doctor is afraid of Americans, obviously making them a bigger threat than daleks, cybermen, or most else he's encountered.
User avatar #63 to #56 - leonhardt (11/18/2013) [-]
**** yeah, America.
User avatar #79 to #56 - ilovehitler (11/18/2013) [-]
Because both of those have a certain logic to them, and a certain predictability.
Americans lack both.
#65 to #56 - darthklaus (11/18/2013) [-]
Because it's easier to reason with Daleks than with FREEDOMS.
User avatar #50 - zomaru (11/18/2013) [-]
Can face a Dalek without flinching, but even Americans scare the **** out of him.
BBC may hate Americans, but they portray us right.
User avatar #55 to #50 - holycrapimacupcake (11/18/2013) [-]
We're a scary people.
#62 to #50 - anon (11/18/2013) [-]
Alright, tubby, simmer down.
#67 to #50 - dontknowmeatall (11/18/2013) [-]
Daleks are willing to reason if there's the need. An American with a gun? Ask Rambo. Or any Texan. Any adult, really.
User avatar #1 - ssjkirby (11/17/2013) [-]
I don't get the joke here.

Why would he be scared of them just because they are Americans?
User avatar #48 to #1 - peekabeast (11/18/2013) [-]
Because Americans are consistently the most irrational ************* on the face of the Earth (while sober that is. the Russians have us beat when they're drunk.)
#153 to #1 - turdofdoom (11/18/2013) [-]
because americans are violent and kill bypassing traffic in other countries ?
expecting red thumbs but its not racist if its true
NO TEARS WERE SHRED¤¤¤¤444$$$$$$ NO REAL TEARS. AND THE GUY WHO DIDNT HE WAS THE JOKER
User avatar #3 to #1 - indecisivejew ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
We are a very trigger-happy people.
User avatar #11 to #1 - sirformidio (11/17/2013) [-]
It's a joke that Americans are very trigger happy due to our stance on firearms.
we kinda are.
User avatar #38 to #1 - hydraetis (11/18/2013) [-]
"You think you can just shoot me?"

The idea is that most people would probably start second-guessing their decision and conclude that this dude has some crazy **** up his sleeve so maybe pointing a gun at him isn't the best idea.

An American would just stand there for a couple seconds and say "Yup. Pretty much."
#2 to #1 - aljay (11/17/2013) [-]
Because Americans shoot anything that isn't American.
#4 to #2 - aaronventura (11/17/2013) [-]
Because Americans shoot anything*
User avatar #26 to #4 - theism ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
Especially other Americans.
#108 to #26 - heydany (11/18/2013) [-]
damn americans they ruined america
#131 to #108 - wrocky (11/18/2013) [-]
it's the caucasian americans who ruined america. together with the other race degenerates who immigrated themselves in the beautiful country of america. the native americans.. the REAL americans don't and still won't do anything to destroy their land
User avatar #146 to #131 - guymandude (11/18/2013) [-]
don't be that dick, your name is too blue for that
#147 to #146 - wrocky (11/18/2013) [-]
i just thought a pink name would look nice
#155 to #131 - anon (11/18/2013) [-]
Except make giant casinos and ruin the environment with said giant casinos. And drive motorcycles everywhere if in the desert, ruining the environment.

Dude, I'm more environmentally friendly than half of them. Just ah... just saying.
User avatar #6 to #4 - mayorman (11/17/2013) [-]
i have never seen an american who would shoot an apple pie
#7 to #6 - anon (11/17/2013) [-]
I have seen an American shoot his load into an apple pie

American Pie
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#51 to #9 - anon (11/18/2013) [-]
Goddamn terrorists.
#116 to #51 - anon (11/18/2013) [-]
In case anyone wonders, it said
"I would, I don't like pie."
#57 to #51 - fellatio (11/18/2013) [-]
I logged in to give you this thumb, i know its wasted but...but it was worth it
User avatar #8 to #4 - nyuORlucy (11/17/2013) [-]
including aliens that control our very existance
User avatar #33 to #2 - fyaq (11/18/2013) [-]
Its a system that has historically worked for us.
#109 to #2 - makethingsworse (11/18/2013) [-]
You're 			***************		 we do. We also like shooting other Americans, apparently.
You're *************** we do. We also like shooting other Americans, apparently.
#107 to #2 - berkut (11/18/2013) [-]
Wait, what you said?
#105 to #2 - anon (11/18/2013) [-]
America has killed more Americans than any other country...
#44 to #2 - voltism (11/18/2013) [-]
thats ********
we shoot each other too
User avatar #46 to #2 - twofreegerbils (11/18/2013) [-]
Look, boys and girls. This is what non-Americans actually believe.
#140 to #2 - bummerdrummer (11/18/2013) [-]
tell that to trayvon
User avatar #129 to #2 - YoursTruley (11/18/2013) [-]
i am american and i can confirm this
#120 to #2 - germanstodamaxja (11/18/2013) [-]
we actually shoot Americans too out of respect.
we actually shoot Americans too out of respect.
#84 to #2 - tanisrapedmygoat (11/18/2013) [-]
If you read the first picture, he knows he's in the United States....
User avatar #53 to #2 - hellsjester (11/18/2013) [-]
i was gonna argue but then i remembered i shoot deer. **** its tru
#47 to #2 - traelos (11/18/2013) [-]
He should know that if he's an American...which means...

**** . Grab your guns!
#149 - minorian (11/18/2013) [-]
This was actually pretty funny, even for a guy like me who doesn't watch the show
User avatar #102 - ttallonn (11/18/2013) [-]
What episode was this? I dont remember seeing it
User avatar #151 to #102 - GGNHellfire (11/18/2013) [-]
Doctor Who S32 E1 "The Impossible Astronaut"..... i think
User avatar #157 to #151 - ttallonn (11/19/2013) [-]
Ya it is, I found it a bit after posting that
#68 - greenzeopoweranger **User deleted account** (11/18/2013) [-]
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almost here
#39 - slenderwolf (11/18/2013) [-]
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#31 - trigondarkthree (11/18/2013) [-]
Wait, he has an in depth knowledge of all of time and space, and yet he doesn't know that there are typically Americans in the white house?
Wait, he has an in depth knowledge of all of time and space, and yet he doesn't know that there are typically Americans in the white house?
User avatar #32 to #31 - teranin (11/18/2013) [-]
it's more like he needed to be reminded of just what that meant real quick. I'm sure he knew objectively that Americans were in the white house, but he's so used to dealing with brits that the obvious difference was likely just overlooked.
#158 - BigSammy (11/19/2013) [-]
'murica.
'murica.
User avatar #148 - temporalguardian (11/18/2013) [-]
I...I don't get it..
User avatar #152 to #148 - zakaizer (11/18/2013) [-]
Americans are stereotypically very trigger happy, and will use any excuse to shoot someone.
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