disney princess ages. damnnn mulan. c atl averge E allant: liath_ : gnu THESE ARE THE AGES OF THE AND TOUR LFE IS A LE And to think, a guy kissed a unconscious/ Disney Princesses mulan snow white jasmine rapunzel Cinderella pocahontas Ariel Belle
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disney princess ages

c atl averge E allant:
liath_ :
gnu
THESE ARE THE AGES OF THE
AND TOUR LFE IS A LE
And to think, a guy kissed a unconscious/ comatose 14
year old.
that a little tmt shady
Jafar you petco
They' re in India, many younger girls defied get married to older men
no EMT ARE WE IGNORING THE FACT THAT A ******* 16 YEAR OLD
SAVED ALL OF CHINA FROM THE HUME
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#32 - tostito (06/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #182 to #32 - vampireinarm (06/26/2013) [-]
Wat
User avatar #221 to #182 - delphine (06/26/2013) [-]
#260 to #221 - powellrebecca (06/26/2013) [-]
*******		 lol'd at Belle
******* lol'd at Belle
#386 to #221 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (06/26/2013) [-]
Jasmine you silly person, you never get on flying devices with terrorists.
Jasmine you silly person, you never get on flying devices with terrorists.
User avatar #283 to #221 - vampireinarm (06/26/2013) [-]
I GUESS
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User avatar #317 to #32 - zhao (06/26/2013) [-]
ALLAH!
User avatar #28 - kuraithevision (06/25/2013) [-]
India? I thought Jasmine was from Arabia. Those are two completely different regions. Although same idea applies, young girl with old fart.
#270 to #28 - kuraithevision (06/26/2013) [-]
So, it appears to be, that Vriskery has already learned of her mistake, and is on a quest to undo it.
#345 to #28 - bakerboytom (06/26/2013) [-]
It' easy to get confused as although the film is set in arabia they took alot of ideas for the palace from a city in northern india called agra.
#402 to #28 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
The original story is from india. Though disney is in arabia.
#436 to #28 - anon (07/10/2013) [-]
Yes, because the taj Mahal is in Arabia.
User avatar #208 to #28 - CRosBY (06/26/2013) [-]
Interesting fact: The original story takes place in China, and Jafar was north Afican.
User avatar #29 to #28 - yunablade (06/25/2013) [-]
Yeah that line bugged the **** out of me.

I mean, the damn song was all "arabian nights" and he though it was set in india?
User avatar #31 to #29 - kuraithevision (06/25/2013) [-]
Looks like we need to educate vriskery a bit.
#75 to #29 - beerholder (06/25/2013) [-]
Let's not forget that Mulan saved China from the Mongols, not the Huns, who invaded Europe...
User avatar #78 to #75 - Furubatsu (06/25/2013) [-]
In the movie it was Huns (Mongols were only mentioned in the second movie)
#84 to #78 - beerholder (06/25/2013) [-]
ow. My mistake then...
User avatar #85 to #84 - Furubatsu (06/25/2013) [-]
Fair enough, I dont know about the origional legend of Mulan so you might've been right in that sense
User avatar #342 to #75 - imnotkickthecat (06/26/2013) [-]
The huns in Mulan were led by Attila, who also went to Europe.
#428 to #342 - beerholder (06/26/2013) [-]
yeah, I figured that out in the end. thanks.
#37 - beasert (06/25/2013) [-]
Mulan got 			****		 done.
Mulan got **** done.
User avatar #61 to #37 - maton (06/25/2013) [-]
But she isn't royalty.
User avatar #67 to #61 - ompalomper (06/25/2013) [-]
well she damned well deserves a title more then any of the other cunts
User avatar #41 to #37 - elmoose **User deleted account** (06/25/2013) [-]
.gif...
User avatar #88 to #37 - mykoira (06/25/2013) [-]
was that surprise, she is asian
#136 - merrymarvelite (06/26/2013) [-]
That's what I love about Disney Princesses.

I keep getting older but they stay the same age.
User avatar #264 to #136 - drosenblum (06/26/2013) [-]
Ha Ha. Yes they do, yes they do.
#123 - hashtagdouchebag (06/26/2013) [-]
ALADDIN DIDNT 			*******		 TAKE PLACE IN INDIA.
ALADDIN DIDNT ******* TAKE PLACE IN INDIA.
#323 to #123 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
Dude don't wreck it by making sense
User avatar #276 to #123 - kaitheguy (06/26/2013) [-]
Arabia mah *****
User avatar #27 - martbeast (06/25/2013) [-]
what about a 17 year old dating a werewolf?
User avatar #30 to #27 - yunablade (06/25/2013) [-]
A better love story than twilight.

Even with the whole stockolm syndrome.
User avatar #223 to #30 - delphine (06/26/2013) [-]
Honestly, I really don't see how Ariel is much different than Bella, other than having actual talent (which she gives up anyway to be with her true love that she met once while he was unconsious). Ariel also defies her father (who is just protecting her from the same end her mother suffered), and falls apart when she can't be with her man so she does stupid crazy dangerous things and endangering her friends in the process. Sound familiar?
#455 to #223 - blanketandpillow (07/10/2013) [-]
If I remember correctly, Bella was with the Beast in the first place to _ save_ her father from him. Bella loved reading, didn't care that others were making fun of her, and even spread her passion to others. Bella didn't go for a man because of his looks, and actually got to know one before falling in love.
User avatar #458 to #455 - delphine (07/10/2013) [-]
I was talking about Bella from Twilight. Not Belle from Beauty and the Beast. I have nothing against Belle, she's cool.
#459 to #458 - blanketandpillow (07/10/2013) [-]
Ah, I was prepared to defend Bella with my life.
User avatar #21 - immortalfear (06/25/2013) [-]
Pocahontas was only 12 when she saved John Smith...
#196 to #21 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
Give it UP!!$$$ before jail
User avatar #229 to #21 - delphine (06/26/2013) [-]
And technically the "saving" part was part of a ritual that most tribes in the area performed, where the chief would act like he was going to execute an outsider and another member of the tribe would intercede. But to colonists, it probably looked far more dramatic than it actually was.
#132 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (06/26/2013) [-]
Remember that she kissed him in this scene.
#346 to #132 - hankmccoy (06/26/2013) [-]
****		 got real
**** got real
User avatar #22 - huszti (06/25/2013) [-]
pocahontas actually was 11 years old during the time of the events in the movie.

sources:
www.moviemistakes.com/main2060
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www.eyewitnesstohistory.com/johnsmith.htm
(also wikipedia but someone would tell me wikipedia isn't a reliable source)
#151 to #22 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
The real one.

Not the princess.
User avatar #147 to #22 - killerliquid (06/26/2013) [-]
....dafaq, she's got the body of a 21 year old.
#131 - mance (06/26/2013) [-]
I don't see what's wrong with a 16 year old saving China from the Huns. A 14-15 year old did it in France.
#192 to #131 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
Even though technically the English won the hundred years war?
User avatar #226 to #192 - delphine (06/26/2013) [-]
Depends on your concept of winning though. The English technically won more battles, but ultimately the French benefited more from the outcome, pushed all the English out of their lands, and the Valois kept their throne.
User avatar #214 to #192 - NinjaHermit (06/26/2013) [-]
France won the Hundred Years War.
#282 to #131 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
Frickin St. Joan of Arc <3 Patron saint of France and soldiers
#319 to #131 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
then handed over to the english and burned at the stake.
#388 - Klyix (06/26/2013) [-]
8800 years
8800 years
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#250 to #90 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
I think that's the joke...
#69 - iftheshoefits (06/25/2013) [-]
yet she could still take down a full grown man
yet she could still take down a full grown man
User avatar #335 to #69 - tomtomat (06/26/2013) [-]
I've been looking at this gif for like a minute now... Why does he spin around to do nothing?
User avatar #338 to #335 - paesani (06/26/2013) [-]
He trows a bitch slap back hand
#385 to #69 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
I'll make a man out of you...
#25 - hirollin (06/25/2013) [-]
Well as long as Rapunzel is 18.
User avatar #70 to #25 - sexwithyourwife (06/25/2013) [-]
Just barely though but ,Still counts
User avatar #169 to #25 - bleebloo (06/26/2013) [-]
Rapeunzel
#8 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (06/25/2013) [-]
Snow white sure seems edgy now
#19 to #8 - anon (06/25/2013) [-]
Yes, a SSX3 pic, it still one of my favorite PS2 games
#144 - CrushOrange ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
#7 - miscarriage (06/25/2013) [-]
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Why do people on tumblr type in all caps like that?


Is it supposed to make it more funny?

Cause it's not.
#39 to #7 - anon (06/25/2013) [-]
This is old news and also one of the main reasons why I hate the tumblr community.

I've been a funnyjunk visitor for over 3 years and now I hate it because 30% of the front page is **** from tumblr.
#411 to #7 - ratreaper (06/26/2013) [-]
i pictured plinkett saying your comment
#454 to #7 - blanketandpillow (07/10/2013) [-]
Why do people on Funnyjunk type the same exact comments like that?
User avatar #460 to #454 - miscarriage (07/10/2013) [-]
How did you even find this comment, fag?

This was awhile ago.
#461 to #460 - blanketandpillow (07/11/2013) [-]
Wow, you're mature. And there was a link to this content.
#462 to #461 - miscarriage (07/11/2013) [-]
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ya m8, im like 9 1/2
User avatar #34 to #7 - yunablade (06/25/2013) [-]
Attention whores.

Since there are a ons of post in tmblr they think posting it all in caps will catch the eye from the others.

User avatar #164 to #7 - axeaddonis (06/26/2013) [-]
BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
User avatar #356 to #7 - bighairyfart (06/26/2013) [-]
Because 14-year-old attention whores caught in herd mentality.
User avatar #104 to #7 - mrsteamer (06/26/2013) [-]
GET OUT
#95 to #7 - anon (06/25/2013) [-]
WHY ARE FAGGOTS LIKE YOU OFFENDED BY BOLDER FONT?! GROW A PAIR ****** !
#97 to #95 - miscarriage (06/25/2013) [-]
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k anon
User avatar #44 to #7 - mayormilkman (06/25/2013) [-]
It's just their "dialect" I guess. Remember when things like "teh" and "zomg" were everywhere?
User avatar #45 to #44 - miscarriage (06/25/2013) [-]
loltehbestever
#201 - bowservoltaire (06/26/2013) [-]


The only Disney Princess I can accept
#393 to #201 - anon (06/26/2013) [-]
I hope the new KH 3 will have Leia in it, since SW is Disney's now )
+7
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User avatar #222 to #168 - NinjaHermit (06/26/2013) [-]
When she was executed. She began her military career around 16/17.
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