I dated my half-aunt who is nine years older than me and she almost went to jail.
I have a split personality.
I took $5 off my friends floor in 4th grade and I still feel terrible about it.
I took a bag of licorice from my grandma when she was visiting and said that I didn't have it.
I cry at everything.
I hate my mom.
I have unwanted sexual thoughts and violent thoughts to nearly everyone I see. [causesmysplitpersonality]
I am into bukkake and gang bang.
Just thought I'd give a bunch instead of just one thing.
I am a hardcore atheist while my sister is a hardcore christian and I can't stand to be near her.