Ye be warned. .. That's like saying if Doctors make money everytime you are sick, why should you take medication they give you to make you better? maybe it's poison?
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User avatar #59 - nighthit (04/06/2013) [-]
Jokes aside, that is a logical fallacy, it's what marketing uses to promote **** , and behind it could be redneck dentist or some **** . Just wanted to say it.
User avatar #53 - richardastley (04/06/2013) [-]
Any type of professional who tries to help you be better in any way makes money off of your state before whatever treatment they specialize in. Go crazy with the specifics.
User avatar #52 - belshir (04/06/2013) [-]
Coloured names?
#55 to #52 - colonelbyers (04/06/2013) [-]
Darker the color the more time you spend on nsfw
User avatar #60 to #55 - yomamabetrippin (06/15/2013) [-]
Really?
User avatar #61 to #60 - colonelbyers (06/15/2013) [-]
kinda late for this dont'cha think?
User avatar #27 - herpi (04/06/2013) [-]
why are everyones names blue
#54 to #27 - anonymous (04/06/2013) [-]
ive been here forever... just never saw the need for an account
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#49 to #27 - clinicalclown has deleted their comment [-]
#46 to #27 - anonymous (04/06/2013) [-]
i can only hope
#33 to #27 - anonymous (04/06/2013) [-]
because you can't be assed to check your inbox
User avatar #57 to #33 - herpi (04/06/2013) [-]
true
User avatar #30 to #27 - durkadurka (04/06/2013) [-]
It has to do with how long you've been a user here.
User avatar #28 to #27 - thegamegestapo (04/06/2013) [-]
I'm scared to comment in case mine isn't as blue as everyone else's.
User avatar #36 to #28 - ilovehitler (04/06/2013) [-]
As your account ages, your name will become bluer.
You'll get there eventually, because remember: you're here forever.
User avatar #41 to #36 - thegamegestapo (04/06/2013) [-]
Uh... apparently we have matching Nazi sympathetic names...
#18 - toodamnhigh (04/06/2013) [-]
Want to hear a dirty joke




a pig in mud
#15 - niggletjones (04/06/2013) [-]
Because some people, believe it or not, actually care about the health of others.

And it's not like they wont make any money just because you use better quality tooth paste.

Right gais?
...gais?

Pic related.
#14 - dentists (04/06/2013) [-]
They're on to us...
They're on to us...
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User avatar #11 - Riukanojutsu (04/06/2013) [-]
If a doctor makes money by healing why should i listen to him and take that surgery?
User avatar #19 to #11 - lasmamoe (04/06/2013) [-]
Bad example, the medical system is corrupted like hell.

Look up the "Bayer AIDS scandal" as an example.
Doctors are cool, but the companies selling medicine are not interested in people being healthy, as this would mean no money.
User avatar #20 to #19 - Riukanojutsu (04/06/2013) [-]
The bayer what now?
User avatar #23 to #20 - lasmamoe (04/06/2013) [-]
A company called Bayer sold AIDS infected medicine to foreign countries even though they were perfectly aware of the situation.
Lots and lots of people got infected and THEN they pulled the medicine back.
They had to pay some money in return for giving people AIDS, but they still made a huge profit from selling the drugs.

It's business.
User avatar #24 to #23 - Riukanojutsu (04/06/2013) [-]
Let me guess

"MURICA
User avatar #25 to #24 - lasmamoe (04/06/2013) [-]
You got it.
User avatar #21 to #20 - Riukanojutsu (04/06/2013) [-]
maybe in your country but from where im from we dont have a issue with that.
User avatar #32 to #21 - i got bnned (04/06/2013) [-]
"If a doctor makes money by healing why should i listen to him and take that surgery? "

What if you don't need the surgery?

If the doctor makes money by healing, he will want you to take the surgury to make money even if you are sick.
User avatar #26 to #21 - i got bnned (04/06/2013) [-]
Anyone motivated by greed will do that. It has nothing to do with policital or cultural borders.

Money makes men do strange things.
#8 - Hadgfu (04/06/2013) [-]
I messed up some where.
#16 to #8 - shatt (04/06/2013) [-]
before i zoomed in i thought the same thing
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User avatar #6 - stevensftw (04/06/2013) [-]
But dentists make money either way.. you still go for check ups and stuff
#3 - roachieroach (04/06/2013) [-]
**roachieroach rolled a random image posted in comment #1339597 at Friendly **
User avatar #2 - gratrunka (04/06/2013) [-]
That's like saying if Doctors make money everytime you are sick, why should you take medication they give you to make you better?







maybe it's poison?
#50 to #2 - twobeanersonetaco (04/06/2013) [-]
Let me tell you a little story...My family and I lived in a small but wealthy town. My father worked as a doctor there. One day, a man came in saying his ear was hurting terribly. My father checked his ear, gave him him a bottle of medicine, and charged him quite a bit of money. 2 weeks later, the man came back saying the medicine helped ease the pain, but that he ran out and the pain returned. So my father checked his ear again, got another bottle of medicine, and charged him heavily again. Every other week, the man came back and my father would do the same thing. Anyway, eventually I graduated and got sent to college. I decided to study medicine to follow in my old man's footsteps. Once I got my doctorate, I returned to the town where my dad worked and set up a clinic there, since my father had retired by then. The man with pained ear came to my clinic and told me about the pain. I checked his ear and saw a tiny, plump, almost-unnoticeable leech in his ear. I applied a little bit of a lotion and removed the leech after a few minutes. I gave the man a medicine. after 2 days, the man returned ecstatic saying the pain was finally completely gone. I gave my father a visit, and told him about the man and the leech. I asked him, "There was just a simple leech in there. Why did you not just take it out and spare the old guy the pain and money?" My father answered, "Well, for your information, if it weren't for that leech, you wouldn't have found out about it in the first place. That leech payed for your college and university tuition.   
   
   
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pained guy's face when
Let me tell you a little story...My family and I lived in a small but wealthy town. My father worked as a doctor there. One day, a man came in saying his ear was hurting terribly. My father checked his ear, gave him him a bottle of medicine, and charged him quite a bit of money. 2 weeks later, the man came back saying the medicine helped ease the pain, but that he ran out and the pain returned. So my father checked his ear again, got another bottle of medicine, and charged him heavily again. Every other week, the man came back and my father would do the same thing. Anyway, eventually I graduated and got sent to college. I decided to study medicine to follow in my old man's footsteps. Once I got my doctorate, I returned to the town where my dad worked and set up a clinic there, since my father had retired by then. The man with pained ear came to my clinic and told me about the pain. I checked his ear and saw a tiny, plump, almost-unnoticeable leech in his ear. I applied a little bit of a lotion and removed the leech after a few minutes. I gave the man a medicine. after 2 days, the man returned ecstatic saying the pain was finally completely gone. I gave my father a visit, and told him about the man and the leech. I asked him, "There was just a simple leech in there. Why did you not just take it out and spare the old guy the pain and money?" My father answered, "Well, for your information, if it weren't for that leech, you wouldn't have found out about it in the first place. That leech payed for your college and university tuition.


inb4 This is a ************ allegory. The End, ********** !

pained guy's face when
User avatar #45 to #2 - pillowmeister (04/06/2013) [-]
You should watch Dan vs Dentist
User avatar #22 to #2 - lasmamoe (04/06/2013) [-]
The medical system is a corrupted business.
I'm not saying you shouldn't trust a doctor, but if there were no sick people, medical companies wouldn't make any money, and this is obviously not in their interest.
#37 to #22 - anonymous (04/06/2013) [-]
So, because a minority of people in the field are dirty, we should all just die?
User avatar #17 to #2 - deathdiedead (04/06/2013) [-]
Doctors get commission/paid on the amount of some medicine they subscribe to patients.

Same as dentists. They get paid for endorsing certain brands.

Trust me, I'm a Marketer.
#10 to #2 - anonymous (04/06/2013) [-]
It is...
#42 to #10 - anonymous (04/06/2013) [-]
Yes, that's why there are so many MORE people dying of horrible preventable illnesses these days.
User avatar #5 to #2 - lolfire (04/06/2013) [-]
Because our doctors don't get paid for everyone they cure...
They get paid a certain amount regardless of how many people they help...
User avatar #48 to #5 - jehova (04/06/2013) [-]
So they could not care what happens to us because they will be paid anyway. Oh god.
#1 - toastersburnthings (04/05/2013) [-]
**toastersburnthings rolled user svovel **   
   
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User avatar #47 to #1 - theseventhalias (04/06/2013) [-]
does he shoot that double-barrel....3 times?
#4 to #1 - devilosboy (04/06/2013) [-]
**devilosboy rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at School's out, Recess is in ** this is what i see them like
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