Wisdom Teeth. this happened last Thursday. Be 24 Never had any type of surgery Time to get wisdom teeth removed Nervous as Nurse comes in administers anesthesia
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Wisdom Teeth

Wisdom Teeth. this happened last Thursday. Be 24 Never had any type of surgery Time to get wisdom teeth removed Nervous as Nurse comes in administers anesthesia

this happened last Thursday

Be 24
Never had any type of surgery
Time to get wisdom teeth removed
Nervous as ****
Nurse comes in administers anesthesia
Pass the **** out
Wake up after what seems like ii mins
Anesthesia is still in effect
Realize I have massive beaner
Nurse trying to mat to laugh
Stumble around with large pants tent
Start asking the nurse if she' s adopted
tell her her parents dent have her
Still have haner mom walks in
She and nurse try to calm me dawn
having Nam flashbacks
Nurse and mom finally get me to car
Tell nurse "Thanks for the help ***** "
This sacry was related to me afterr
regain senses
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Submitted: 07/16/2012
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User avatar #6 - privatepumpanickel (07/16/2012) [-]
when I got the anaesthetic (to get out a root stuck under my gums), All I remember is Shrek 3 coming on a TV above me and me trying to scream "DONKEY!!" but I had a jaw restraint on so just saliva'd everywhere. I forgot this several times and kept on trying to speak even though my mouth was forced open, gurgling incoherent conversations to myself.
#110 to #6 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/17/2012) [-]
So this is you?
So this is you?
#209 to #110 - privatepumpanickel (07/17/2012) [-]
probably in slow mo,
< mixed with that
#8 to #6 - moonseye (07/16/2012) [-]
Jesus Christ, I laughed so 			*******		 hard. +1 thumb for you bro.
Jesus Christ, I laughed so ******* hard. +1 thumb for you bro.
User avatar #9 to #8 - moonseye (07/16/2012) [-]
^Have this GIF
User avatar #15 to #9 - privatepumpanickel (07/17/2012) [-]
lmao. I like the gif.
#94 - auesis (07/17/2012) [-]
>Be 18
>Wake up one morning with agony inflicted by a thousand suns in my pants
>Screaming for at least an hour until I end up in hospital
>Doctor tells me I have testicular tortion (I twisted my balls when I moved around in my sleep)
>My balls are now the wrong way around after twisting twice
> **** , what do
>Doctor says they'll fix naturally, but it can be helped
>Surge of pain, pass out in shock
>Wake up a few minutes later
>My pants are gone
>Nurse is massaging my balls
>Holy ******* **** she is smoking
>Instant boner
>Nurse laughs, says this happens all the time and not to worry
>Pain is gone
>Everything went better than expected
User avatar #107 to #94 - smokedmeatlog (07/17/2012) [-]
that happened to me a couple times (not as bad) but it ****** annoying.
#125 to #94 - anon (07/17/2012) [-]
LOL
#121 to #94 - anon (07/17/2012) [-]
You just get your comment favorite by a account by a Anon (stupid ass red thumbs destroyed me).
User avatar #152 to #94 - DisgruntledTomato (07/17/2012) [-]
NEVER.MOVING.IN.SLEEP.AGAIN!
#95 to #94 - anon (07/17/2012) [-]
Congratulations you gotta handjob
#98 to #94 - anon (07/17/2012) [-]
I'm so glad I don't have balls. Oh wait, I have to push a child out of my vagina. Congratulations sir, I wish I had balls.
#114 to #98 - anon (07/17/2012) [-]
Having a child is optional.
Having balls is not.
User avatar #129 to #98 - sacredmagic (07/17/2012) [-]
And then someone kicks you in the balls.
#25 - immortaldragonfire (07/17/2012) [-]
MFW "thanks for the help ***** "
#142 - femalealert (07/17/2012) [-]
>me last thursday
>getting surgery on my nose
>dont do needles
>nurse tries to put IV in
>freak out
>they force me to snort some orange liquid
>three minutes later they say I'm ready
>i ask if I'm going into the operating room
>no, ready to go home
>what?
>doctor father tells me the orange stuff is doctors version of roofies
#143 to #142 - femalealert (07/17/2012) [-]
>apparently i had been passed out for nearly five hours
User avatar #139 - coldcoffey (07/17/2012) [-]
>Be 18
>Born with a rare case
>Will never grow wisdom teeth
>Be alpha human.
User avatar #151 to #139 - darkinin (07/17/2012) [-]
>Be 19
>Jaw barely big enough to be able to retain wisdom teeth
>Being Samoan is awesome.
#145 to #139 - klulli (07/17/2012) [-]
&gt;Be 17   
&gt;Still don't know what wisdom teeth are
>Be 17
>Still don't know what wisdom teeth are
#155 to #145 - logsnackers (07/17/2012) [-]
This image has expired
Here have a bigger version
User avatar #160 to #155 - klulli (07/17/2012) [-]
Thanks, I was thinking about making a larger one myself, but I always forgot to.
#140 to #139 - anon (07/17/2012) [-]
>Be Seventeen
>Born with rare case

Of not giving a ****
User avatar #93 - valdura (07/17/2012) [-]
> Be 16
>Go to dental surgeon to get a tooth uncovered in the top of my mouth
>Surgeon decides I only need local anesthetic (not putting me to sleep)
>Applies anesthetic
>still feel most pain
>Surgeon says that's normal it will kick in soon
>removes 2 teeth first
>Still ******* hurts
>Starts cutting into the top of my mouth
>Tell him it hurts
> Tells me its fine
>Body starts shaking
>Start going into shock
>Mum freaks out
>Nurse starts crying
>doctor tells them both to leave
>mum refuses, threatens to throw him out the window
/hulkmum
>Surgeon admits He should have used a general anesthetic.
>Surgeon finishes operation as fast as possible, while mum holds my body down
>Pass out
> wake up few mins later
>nuse and mum crying
>surgeon gone
> no charge for surgery
+26
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User avatar #87 to #81 - totallycerealguy (07/17/2012) [-]
A small erection?
#99 to #87 - anon (07/17/2012) [-]
Im more about worried about the huge amount of porn i'd spit out.
+1
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User avatar #141 to #120 - nwmirite (07/17/2012) [-]
You can't just hint like that... That's like saying "I have a huge secret that I don't want anybody to know.. It's great!" in the middle of a crowded room... Actually that's exactly what you're doing. TELL US
#3 - ilikecarrots (07/16/2012) [-]
Man, this sounds like the start to an excellent porno
User avatar #96 to #3 - killerliquid (07/17/2012) [-]
A very funny porno at that.
#148 - zhaffy ONLINE (07/17/2012) [-]
> Be 6
>In hospital for circumcision
>Knockout gassed
>Wake up with bloody penis
>Mum forces me to pee if not I cant go home she says
>Starts peeing in toilet
>Penis burns like hell
>Peed all over the goddamn place
>Little blood droplets on floor
>Walked out like nothing happened
User avatar #68 - axeul (07/17/2012) [-]
So what you are telling me is that under anesthesia, your internet side comes out? We are all screwed.
#137 - nicholashovis (07/17/2012) [-]
>be 15
>need two teeth pulled for braces
>go to dentist
>gives local anesthetic so i'm awake
>numbs my face and pulls one tooth
>so far so good
>goes for next tooth
> **** she forgot to numb that side
>sticks metal hell sword into gums
>obviously shows pain so sh numbs me
>says "I hope you don't mind a little blood on your shirt
>wtf she talking bout
>tilt head and see shoulder nearly covered in blood
>passout
>wake up at home in new shirt
>couldnt remember **** for a day
>mfw my mom told me what happened
#115 - akpwnznoobz (07/17/2012) [-]
>Be 14
>Go to dentist for the very first time
>My dentist is black
>He did a nice job and everything went well
>MFW I like black men in my mouth
User avatar #180 to #115 - tehdubstepman (07/17/2012) [-]
i laughed so hard. THUMBS
User avatar #13 - MaxFabian (07/17/2012) [-]
>Be 16
>Having back surgery
>Nervous doesn't even begin to describe it
>Anesthetic
>Wake up after
>2 weeks in hospital, drugged the whole time
>Apparently, the whole time i was just in pain and screaming serious profanities at the top of my lungs
>Parents tell me this after i regain my senses
>Feel terrible afterwards
>No way to apologize
#144 to #13 - nwmirite (07/17/2012) [-]
MFW I thought that said &quot;black surgery&quot;
MFW I thought that said "black surgery"
User avatar #14 to #13 - MaxFabian (07/17/2012) [-]
Oh, also my mother and sister were watching Up on the tv in my hospital room, and as innocent of a movie that Up is, i wouldn't stop swearing at it. And i love Pixar. To this day i feel bad.
#172 - thatsmrnoob (07/17/2012) [-]
a mixture of different channels on front page today.This.....this i like
a mixture of different channels on front page today.This.....this i like
#165 - stlbecker (07/17/2012) [-]
>Be 16
>pick sister and mother up from her wisdom tooth surgery
>she is trippin balls, she could barely walk
>she gets up
>walks into the waiting room with about 10-15 people
>she turns gangsta
>raps lose yourself
>exact words " ***** lose yourself moms spahghetti eminem ************** "

#149 - nwmirite (07/17/2012) [-]
&gt;Go with girlfriend to get her blood drawn   
&gt; She's absolutely TERRIFIED of needles   
&gt;Tell her it'll take 10 seconds and everything will go well   
&gt;Her mom asks for a good doctor   
&gt;Get into the doctor's room   
&gt;Midget   
&gt;Full blown 3 foot midget   
&gt;MFW
>Go with girlfriend to get her blood drawn
> She's absolutely TERRIFIED of needles
>Tell her it'll take 10 seconds and everything will go well
>Her mom asks for a good doctor
>Get into the doctor's room
>Midget
>Full blown 3 foot midget
>MFW
#22 - atr (07/17/2012) [-]
When I was four, I had surgery for a hernia I was born with. I apparently escaped from my crib at the hospital after a nurse gave me an icepop and tried to shove it up her bum.
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