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Submitted: 07/12/2012
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#47 - Onemanretardpack (07/13/2012) [+] (14 replies)
MFW I thought you were a guy for the first few lines
#54 - NexusSeven (07/13/2012) [+] (6 replies)
>Be a young girls ken doll
>Lying around minding my own business
>Suddenly her sister walks in and picks me up
>rings me with her into bathroom and shoves my head in her vagina
>Bends my head the wrong way
>Snaps my neck
MFW I was murdered by a vagina
#10 - thelonelyguy (07/12/2012) [+] (5 replies)
you say in the vajayjay
your profile says male.
what are you?
#51 to #15 - horehey (07/13/2012) [-]
I'm thinkin' Arby's
#167 - zedd (07/13/2012) [-]
I've seen some **** .
#48 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/13/2012) [+] (3 replies)
OP was born a man, and got a sex change at a very little age, apparently.
User avatar #35 - redfacekid (07/13/2012) [-]
ill be honest...this isn't my proudest boner.
#165 - kampi (07/13/2012) [-]
< dads face when
#258 - topplacewin (07/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Even though OP's profile says he's a Male
User avatar #96 - alucord (07/13/2012) [-]
>Have 16 year old sister
>Suspected she is using my Barbies to masturbate
>Pissed as ****
>Went around loosening the heads on all my dolls
>Waited for the lols
User avatar #261 - cockandawe (07/13/2012) [-]
Hot Wheels. Beat that.
#63 - Shaway (07/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>be 25 ish
>having a good day
>random girl walks up to me
>Picks me up with one arm
>puts me in her vagina
>my head falls out
>Its dark in here
>Some force pulls me out.


I never told any of my friends this, I doubt I ever will.
User avatar #254 - randomnab (07/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Danshu
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Gender: male
Age: 20

And how exactly do you have a "vajayjay"?
#12 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/12/2012) [-]
anon for this ****
>be me putting mom's laundry away
>guy btw
>find mom's dildo
>use it on my ass
>hurt myself
>tell mom
>find out it was dad's dildo
>find out dad's been cheating on mom and is gay
>family ruined because i ****** my ass with my dad's dildo
#266 - whatsgoodyo ONLINE (07/13/2012) [-]
"This is mortifying. I still shiver and block it out when the memory arises. However, I have no problem telling this tens of thousands of random strangers on the internet."
User avatar #31 - myrrhdyrrh (07/13/2012) [-]
>MFW Op's profile says he's a male and has a male profile picture
>MFW when i have no face
User avatar #489 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (07/13/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>be chattin up this fine bitch
>she's grabbin me all over
>suddenly this new bitch comes by and tells her to **** off
>I'm feelin turned on, decide to let this bitch take me back to her place
>we start gettin hot
>she takes her pants off
>then panties
>I go down on her
>Think her pussy is pretty big
>I get swallowed by her gaping vagina
>My head snaps off
>I'm Ken doll
#243 - winterfrost (07/13/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I can top this.   
But when I went to Disney Channel's website, and it asked to ask me for my parents permission.   
   
..I didn't ask for my parents permission
I can top this.
But when I went to Disney Channel's website, and it asked to ask me for my parents permission.

..I didn't ask for my parents permission
#499 - robbmurph (07/13/2012) [-]
I think your dad's side of the story tops everything
I think your dad's side of the story tops everything
#4 - serotonin ONLINE (07/12/2012) [-]
Is this dirty secrets chanel attempt to create /b/ light on FJ or is it just me?
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