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Submitted: 07/12/2012
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#47 - Onemanretardpack (07/13/2012) [-]
MFW I thought you were a guy for the first few lines
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#502 to #47 - thevsamovies has deleted their comment [-]
#317 to #47 - budbrown (07/13/2012) [-]
what if you peed? would pee push it out?
User avatar #509 to #47 - PEDROBEARsixtynine (07/14/2012) [-]
G.i.r.l = guy in real life
#54 - NexusSeven (07/13/2012) [-]
>Be a young girls ken doll
>Lying around minding my own business
>Suddenly her sister walks in and picks me up
>rings me with her into bathroom and shoves my head in her vagina
>Bends my head the wrong way
>Snaps my neck
MFW I was murdered by a vagina
#345 to #54 - John Cena (07/13/2012) [-]
Oh wow, you're so ******* original... Seriously, you can expect something like this on every one of these stupid post. Go **** yourself with a rake you ******* jackass piece of **** .
User avatar #367 to #345 - NexusSeven (07/13/2012) [-]
And then what?
User avatar #55 to #54 - bobindun (07/13/2012) [-]
Best comment ever LOL!!
#350 to #54 - simonrivero (07/13/2012) [-]
"Today was my funeral"
#165 - kampi (07/13/2012) [-]
< dads face when
User avatar #96 - alucord (07/13/2012) [-]
>Have 16 year old sister
>Suspected she is using my Barbies to masturbate
>Pissed as ****
>Went around loosening the heads on all my dolls
>Waited for the lols
#10 - thelonelyguy ONLINE (07/12/2012) [-]
you say in the vajayjay
your profile says male.
what are you?
User avatar #15 to #10 - heartlessrobot (07/12/2012) [-]
I'm thinking both.
#51 to #15 - horehey (07/13/2012) [-]
I'm thinkin' Arby's
#59 to #51 - harmonicanarchy (07/13/2012) [-]
best comment iv seen all day... im crying... take this as a token of gratitude
User avatar #296 to #59 - horehey (07/13/2012) [-]
I'm glad I've brightened your day! Thank you for the pic, just built a new computer!
User avatar #480 to #296 - harmonicanarchy (07/13/2012) [-]
your welcome! and congrats on the new computer!
User avatar #254 - randomnab (07/13/2012) [-]
Danshu
Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 20

And how exactly do you have a "vajayjay"?
#167 - zedd (07/13/2012) [-]
I've seen some **** .
#48 - John Cena (07/13/2012) [-]
OP was born a man, and got a sex change at a very little age, apparently.
#57 to #48 - lphabeta (07/13/2012) [-]
Couldn't he/she have been... y'know, born a girl? Then swapped to male?
User avatar #426 to #48 - thesnarfalarker (07/13/2012) [-]
Is it possible that OP pretends to be a boy online?
#52 to #48 - generalpoliwrath (07/13/2012) [-]
OP may be a liar, but OP is a good story teller.
#499 - robbmurph (07/13/2012) [-]
I think your dad's side of the story tops everything
I think your dad's side of the story tops everything
User avatar #489 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (07/13/2012) [-]
>be chattin up this fine bitch
>she's grabbin me all over
>suddenly this new bitch comes by and tells her to **** off
>I'm feelin turned on, decide to let this bitch take me back to her place
>we start gettin hot
>she takes her pants off
>then panties
>I go down on her
>Think her pussy is pretty big
>I get swallowed by her gaping vagina
>My head snaps off
>I'm Ken doll
#492 to #489 - John Cena (07/13/2012) [-]
hahahaha you are great writer, sir. Make me laugh...
#258 - topplacewin (07/13/2012) [-]
Even though OP's profile says he's a Male
#449 to #258 - ishouldplayzelda (07/13/2012) [-]
i've put 'female' as my gender on lots of sites and always play as the female characters in games
feels good man
#271 - John Cena (07/13/2012) [-]
I was confused as **** because op didn't specify gender early on in the post, so i thought that OP was a gay guy shoving a ken doll up his ass. Turns out i was right!
#295 to #271 - John Cena (07/13/2012) [-]
He did say "vajayjay". I'm guessing he got this story from /b/ or just made it up
#4 - serotonin (07/12/2012) [-]
Is this dirty secrets chanel attempt to create /b/ light on FJ or is it just me?
User avatar #327 - xkxixnxdx (07/13/2012) [-]
Pretty sure your dad could top that story...
#338 to #327 - Maroon ONLINE (07/13/2012) [-]
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User avatar #35 - redfacekid (07/13/2012) [-]
ill be honest...this isn't my proudest boner.
User avatar #261 - cockandawe (07/13/2012) [-]
Hot Wheels. Beat that.
#207 - dmackdaddy (07/13/2012) [-]
**dmackdaddy rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Watch This. **  Dads face while using pliers.
**dmackdaddy rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Watch This. ** Dads face while using pliers.
#192 - migzdgreat (07/13/2012) [-]
I'll try but I won't promise you anything.

>Be me about 18 years old
>Dating this totally hot blonde chick
>She takes me to her room
>Teases me a bit
>Eating her out
>She moans like yeah
>She puts my head in her
>Head comes off
>MFW
>I'm Ken Doll
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