Not sure how to feel about this. . in tth grade, female Weeird kid, always picked on a friend in same grade, she lives down the street ewe hang out nearly every
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Not sure how to feel about this

in tth grade, female
Weeird kid, always picked on
a friend in same grade, she lives down the street
ewe hang out nearly every day, have sleepovers, etc.
sone night during sleepover we both start masturbating
cs/ Neither of us know what porn, sex, or masturbating really is
continues for a year
move away, forget about it
cs/ FT' to highs chool, remember her
mam straight
my first sexual experience was lesbian
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#19 - PedoBearFTW (07/15/2012) [-]
So am I the only one who hasn't done anything sexual at or before the age of ten?
User avatar #34 to #19 - thegirlyoudespise (07/15/2012) [-]
I didn't either
User avatar #49 to #19 - drillur (07/15/2012) [-]
Fourth grade is probably around 9-11
#60 to #19 - anon (07/15/2012) [-]
same here my big sis learned me everything about why my dick was 19 cm and where to put it at age of 8 so i never did anything wierd 'after' this
#121 to #60 - anon (07/16/2012) [-]
>learned
>yadungoofd.jpg
#82 to #19 - twogirlscnecup (07/15/2012) [-]
I´ve seen the first porn with 12. At the same age I started playing with my weiner.
User avatar #120 to #19 - chrisplushado (07/16/2012) [-]
eh, one time in kindergarten in P.E. everyone lined up in the gym's one toilet restroom to wash our hands, and after I did I went over to the toilet and started peeing, and a girl screamed and said "eewwww he's peeeiiinnnggggt!!" I still go to school with her.
I also used to fap in Pre-K during naptime, it was a strange method, I put one hand over dick and laid on my stomach, then I put my other hand over my hand and just rolled on the ground, using my hands as a fulcrum
User avatar #123 to #19 - nasavvy (07/16/2012) [-]
Well, I'm not in your category..
User avatar #45 to #19 - ningyoaijin (07/15/2012) [-]
I'm 18, most I've gotten is a single stealthy blowjob at 14.
User avatar #50 to #45 - PedoBearFTW (07/15/2012) [-]
I'm 16. Never even been kissed before. Feels bad.
#103 to #19 - EdwardNigma (07/15/2012) [-]
Wish I could say I was like you.
Wish I could say I was like you.
User avatar #148 to #19 - lordmoldywart (07/16/2012) [-]
You realise these are all lies right?
#33 to #19 - walcorn ONLINE (07/15/2012) [-]
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You surely can't be talking about your partners...
#47 to #19 - anon (07/15/2012) [-]
Yeah pretty much. My first experience was my grandpa raping me. Havent told my family yet. Happened for over the course of 4 years. I still have to go over there every week and act like nothing was wrong. It sucks man. Sorry... just had to tell someone, even if I am anon.
#35 to #19 - wazaparks (07/15/2012) [-]
I too had a normal childhood my good man. MFW reading about all the messed up other people did before they were even 12
#36 to #35 - wazaparks (07/15/2012) [-]
I seem to have missed out a word there
*things
User avatar #67 - TheElectricCat (07/15/2012) [-]
>Be a guy
>Think of story about lesbian little girls
>Post it on FJ
>????
>Profit
#83 - bateking (07/15/2012) [-]
Yayy i'm not a Pedo
#214 - eyecontacthandjob (07/16/2012) [-]
you masturbated for a year straight?
you masturbated for a year straight?
#248 to #214 - misteryshadow (07/16/2012) [-]
where is this gif from,i want to know because its very funny
User avatar #251 to #248 - eyecontacthandjob (07/16/2012) [-]
not sure to be honest
#88 - djinn (07/15/2012) [-]
>Be in 4th grade, female   
>Weird kid, never had any friends   
>Girl my age moves next door   
>we become best friends   
>she comes over every day and sleepovers on weekend   
>we take showers together   
>decide to play "husband and wife"   
>i get husband since i was more hairier   
>kiss, lick eachother, and masturbate   
>goes on for months   
>she moves away   
>forget about it   
>today i'm in highschool, bisexual   
>see this post, recall it all   
   
OP, does your name happen to be Kaitlyn?
>Be in 4th grade, female
>Weird kid, never had any friends
>Girl my age moves next door
>we become best friends
>she comes over every day and sleepovers on weekend
>we take showers together
>decide to play "husband and wife"
>i get husband since i was more hairier
>kiss, lick eachother, and masturbate
>goes on for months
>she moves away
>forget about it
>today i'm in highschool, bisexual
>see this post, recall it all

OP, does your name happen to be Kaitlyn?
User avatar #126 to #88 - confetti (07/16/2012) [-]
Oh God that gif
User avatar #209 to #88 - Yukimora (07/16/2012) [-]
No, but that was the girls name that I'm talking about in the post.
User avatar #97 to #88 - basinah (07/15/2012) [-]
ditto. i basically have the exact same experience. i read this and was like... "chelsee?"
#221 to #97 - silentkill (07/16/2012) [-]
Same, except it was a girl called Michelle, in Kansas
User avatar #98 to #88 - slaphappygranpappy (07/15/2012) [-]
The same thing happened to me! Except I was six....
#65 - snarkysharts (07/15/2012) [-]
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User avatar #40 - srapture (07/15/2012) [-]
Nothing beats playing some Final Fantasy on the way to Highschool... seems a little tangential to the story though.
#66 - droctogonopuss (07/15/2012) [-]
Except in this scenario it's masturbating little girls...
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Yeah....
#207 - rollcore (07/16/2012) [-]
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#85 - rudianos (07/15/2012) [-]
Masturbated for a whole year eh...
User avatar #74 - garentei (07/15/2012) [-]
I used to masturbate ( I AM A GUY BY THE WAY, SO PUT THAT BONER RIGHT BACK ) when I was 10, but no jizz would come out, so when I came, I only felt the orgasm and not the whole mess, that way I could masturbate when I couldn't sleep without having to go to the bathroom and change my boxers...I wish I could do that again *sigh*
#81 to #74 - tonybony (07/15/2012) [-]
Same here. Except I was 13 when I started. I flipped out when white stuff started to shoot out.
#93 - anon (07/15/2012) [-]
Why does funnyjunk want to be like 4chan?
User avatar #99 to #93 - lacsi (07/15/2012) [-]
I think its just full of ex /b/tards
#106 to #99 - anon (07/15/2012) [-]
No one is an "ex-/b/tard". I just come here when I want a quick laugh.
User avatar #114 to #106 - kietzu (07/16/2012) [-]
How is that working out for you?
#109 to #99 - anon (07/15/2012) [-]
It's actually full of people who want to be /b/tards but can't because their mums won't let them.
#128 - lyphowut (07/16/2012) [-]
>Be 18 year old guy
>Don't give a ****
>Skip
#13 - anon (07/15/2012) [-]
This isn't funny.
#3 - classygentleman (07/15/2012) [-]
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User avatar #204 - frankbrolly (07/16/2012) [-]
When I was seven, I had invited two friends over (one male, one female). Being seven, we were ******* morons, and started playing with ourselves. I proceeded to both eat out my female friend, and suck off my male friend. A few hours later, they went home.

Ten years later, I am asexual, and they won't talk to me anymore because of that day.
User avatar #188 - ColdHands (07/16/2012) [-]
This actually happens more than you think..
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