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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #10 - yellowtomatoman
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Y-YOU BROKE UP WITH A PORN STAR?!!! A PORN STAR!

ARE YOU INSANE?
User avatar #315 to #10 - masterofallgoats
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FRIENDSHIP OVER!
User avatar #325 to #315 - theholum
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FRIENDSHIP OVER
#233 to #10 - draxdiesel
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it was in the amateur section...
User avatar #86 to #10 - murdac
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Do you really view pornstars as ''girlfriend material''?
User avatar #374 to #86 - lopaa
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Just having a girlfriend would be good enough for me
#98 to #86 - dubii
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User avatar #1 - theangryrussian
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can I have the link? please?
#8 to #1 - warrollan [OP]
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Maybe, if it makes it to frontpage, perhaps.
#213 to #8 - warrollan [OP]
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#240 to #213 - jrbruus
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That Joe Rammer always knows just what to say.
#299 to #240 - fistwick
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This made me burst into tearsof laughter, have this
This made me burst into tearsof laughter, have this
#282 to #213 - iFail
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Cheating slut. That video made me so mad, I hate girls who are dishonorable and the guys who take advantage of that and **** them. Might not be his fault, he might not have known, but seriously that's the angriest wank i've ever had.

I still came, but I'm not proud.
#332 to #282 - snickerstheif
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Is anyone ever proud after a wank?   
>Gif unrelated
Is anyone ever proud after a wank?
>Gif unrelated
User avatar #378 to #332 - iFail
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You'd be surprised, bud.
I mean one time, I hadn't prepared enough tissue, and my load broke through. Most people would panic or rush to clean up, but man, my dick had a final spurt, and when that strand of cum soared through the air, I didn't think it was ever going to stop. In that split second, I started contemplating life's big questions. I mean, if this strand of baby juice can fly so free, then why can't I? Then I realized, maybe it wasn't about me, you know? I had just produced something, with no meaning, no purpose, and yet it still flew like a liberated eagle, and I just welled up with pride.

Until it hit my cat and the cat started crying, it was a pretty magical moment.
User avatar #346 to #332 - seylorm
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that gif's from jackass, isn't it?
User avatar #377 to #346 - snickerstheif
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yup
#219 to #213 - kanra
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Nice! Thanks OP
User avatar #228 to #213 - wishingwell
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It's nice to see an OP deliver...

But I just feel so good damn bad for you, that i won't fap to it. I've been in your situation (except for the porn, I saw them through her window, when I was supposed to surprise her), and it's better if you don't watch it anymore (as other good ppl have mentioned). Personally, I deleted all the pictures on my computer, cellphone, burned the real pictures with my best friend on his farm and left my 'engagement' ring by her front door (and completely obliterated her new lovers bike and made it dissapear, except from some bits and pieces i left by his door, so he would know, that it was destroyed - I regret this meaningless destruction, in hindsight).

It may be an old saying, but it's still true, to some extend atleast " out of sight, out of mind ". - she will clearly still be on your mind, the first year or maybe even for ever - but the real memory of her will dwindle, and in the end, she'll be nothing more than a ghost of her real self, in the back of your mind.

Hope the best for you mate. And may the winds forever be in your favour
User avatar #309 to #213 - thewellhungarian
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OP, I am very sorry for doubting you and for everything that happened. I wish you the best and I hope that your future is bright.

Take care of yourself, my friend, may the sun shine on you always.

OP is not a fag.
#311 to #309 - warrollan [OP]
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<3 faith in humanity, close to being restored.
User avatar #341 to #311 - Johnnychristian
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Sadly, I relate to you. I won't be watching the video, but...You'll have a much better love life soon.

Into each life some rain must fall, but someday that sun is bound to shine
User avatar #284 to #213 - steamwhistler
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post a picture of you with her.
#321 to #213 - asexybuffalo
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OP delivered?!
OP delivered?!
User avatar #304 to #213 - spangle
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Greatest OP of all-time.
#344 to #213 - mytrakytra
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This image has expired
Top comment a link to a porn website?

Let this happen.
User avatar #381 to #344 - cazabrow
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think it's 50% porn 50% OP Delivers
User avatar #338 to #213 - agentdennis
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I skipped through the video and I have to say, you can definitely do better. Firstly, what a slut for ******* someone else. Her bedroom skills are terrible; I have ****** fat chicks who move more than that. Plus her idea of a blowjob is terribly boring.
#241 to #213 - houstonlt
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That video was there for two years... Can't be sure if its legit.
User avatar #389 to #213 - cnblade
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Page not found...):
#393 to #389 - anon id: 4065ba7e
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yeah
User avatar #371 to #213 - darkangeloffire
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I have nothing to say but I hope you get (or got) over her. In related news to ****** days, my toilet flooded today and I had to clean it up. But I'd rather clean a literal **** storm than find what you found.
User avatar #363 to #213 - happypancake
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What she did to you was ******* brutal, man, and I'm so sorry she was a bitch and didn't have the stones to end it when she felt the relationship had run it's course.
I can't figure out if what the guy did was the ultimate move of douchebaggery or an honest admittal. Either way, you didn't deserve it, but at least you have the video.
User avatar #360 to #213 - baltre
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09.01.13:

Dear Diary.
Today op delivered.
it was a good day.
User avatar #349 to #213 - twatter
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Bless you.
Bless this comment.
Bless this content.
But you know, sorry about your cheating girlfriend.
#287 to #213 - anon id: 7ee9135b
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Yeah, I think if I was at the age of nineteen, went to collage and had a girlfriend who starred in a porn video, I would definitely be posting it around the internet publicly without thinking.

She obviously isn't your ******* girlfriend and all you wanted to do is sound more interesting apon a group of faggots who actually masturbate to your ex-girlfriend.
#254 to #213 - anon id: 24f0e8d2
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not sure if its legit but at least he wasn't a god in bed right?
#24 to #8 - lovestospoodge
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Would you mind signing here?
It's the OP Will Deliver contract.
#111 to #8 - goodpsize
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If you don't give the link after reaching frontpage, I will thumb down everything you do OP!
If you don't give the link after reaching frontpage, I will thumb down everything you do OP!
#384 to #111 - adgymous
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Go thumb up everything he's ever done
#11 to #8 - jayekaye **User deleted account**
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#23 to #11 - Stan Marsh
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Y-ou you monster....
Y-ou you monster....
#242 to #23 - jayekaye **User deleted account**
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User avatar #109 to #8 - oldiners
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It's time
#202 to #8 - asexybuffalo
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Time for source!
Time for source!
#53 to #8 - jordanthebored
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i gave u a thumb
now give me my source
#203 to #8 - jinxbomb
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OP, it's time for a delivery
#54 to #8 - itsmypenis **User deleted account**
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#212 to #8 - desacabose
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User avatar #205 to #8 - jeminuzback **User deleted account**
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its on frontpage now, deliver Op
User avatar #158 to #8 - rainbowrush
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Waiting
User avatar #131 to #8 - pettergriffin
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sauce now
#52 - trolololer
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Dude, don't. I have nudes of my ex, and every day I consider if I should pull them out for old time's sake. But your dick has a ******* direct line to your brain, man. It'll really mess you up for a long time. The more you fap to it, the longer you'll stay a broken man. I'm just honoring the bro code by giving some healthy advice, but seriously, stick your dick in a chick who deserves you. Don't pine for that two-timing slut (Fifth Element reference for you sci fi fans). Here's a brohug from a bro to another bro to make you feel better.
Dude, don't. I have nudes of my ex, and every day I consider if I should pull them out for old time's sake. But your dick has a ******* direct line to your brain, man. It'll really mess you up for a long time. The more you fap to it, the longer you'll stay a broken man. I'm just honoring the bro code by giving some healthy advice, but seriously, stick your dick in a chick who deserves you. Don't pine for that two-timing slut (Fifth Element reference for you sci fi fans). Here's a brohug from a bro to another bro to make you feel better.
#78 to #52 - anon id: 404a69af
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I've had nudes of my ex on my old phone and have been debating whether or not to keep them.... Your comment finally brought me to the conclusion to get the **** over it and get rid of them. Thank you, sir.
#80 to #78 - trolololer
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You're quite welcome.

That's just what life is. You can't live it backwards, or by moving forward and looking back. It'll only bring you pain. That's what I learned in the last several months. I just hate seeing this happen to other people, so I want to throw in my two cents' worth wherever I can.

ya read it in his voice, didncha?
#83 to #80 - DeadlyHorizons
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Forgot to log in. Wanted to thank you properly. Well, as properly as I can over the internet lol    
I read it in his voice &gt;.&gt;
Forgot to log in. Wanted to thank you properly. Well, as properly as I can over the internet lol
I read it in his voice >.>
#84 to #83 - trolololer
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**trolololer rolled a random image posted in comment #2525448 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** No problem brother. That's what bros do, we look out for each other, lend a helping hand, listen to each others' problems. And best of all, we're there to have a good time and enjoy life together. :)
**trolololer rolled a random image posted in comment #2525448 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** No problem brother. That's what bros do, we look out for each other, lend a helping hand, listen to each others' problems. And best of all, we're there to have a good time and enjoy life together. :)
#234 to #84 - trolololer
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AND EAT DOUGHNUTS!!
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User avatar #328 to #52 - rokkarokkaali
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But what if the porn was REALLY good?
User avatar #373 to #328 - trolololer
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The link is in like comment 2 or something.
User avatar #75 to #52 - wanicochil
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I had to delete all my nudes of my ex for this fact

After I finally deleted them, I slowly became happier
#76 to #75 - trolololer
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Good man.
Good man.
#208 to #52 - ganjalff
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it reminds me of this
User avatar #348 to #52 - buzzlightmonth
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lost it at "stick your dick in a chick". youre a poet and you dont know it
#372 to #348 - trolololer
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I am. I actually compose songs. ^_^ But thanks, here's a Courage.
I am. I actually compose songs. ^_^ But thanks, here's a Courage.
#85 to #52 - trolololer
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This is like the ultimate bro thread... God I love you guys. :D   
PREPARE FOR EPIC BROFIST
This is like the ultimate bro thread... God I love you guys. :D
PREPARE FOR EPIC BROFIST
#218 to #52 - warrollan [OP]
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This is by far the best comment, and Supernatural just makes it amazing.
#232 to #218 - trolololer
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Thank you. I do my best.
#56 to #52 - goldenglimmer
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There are good people in the world.
#61 to #56 - trolololer
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And all the world doubted me. Thank you. I'll see you again. Sometime soon maybe.
And all the world doubted me. Thank you. I'll see you again. Sometime soon maybe.
#101 - astronautjezus
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"Be me" Who else would you ******* be?

#201 to #101 - saone
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spaghetti?
#339 to #201 - theftbkid
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Santa?
#276 - BlockinYoAss
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Show her parents.
Show her parents.
#302 to #276 - darkisfire
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that is so diabolically hilarious
that is so diabolically hilarious
#279 to #276 - samoaspider
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Why didn't i think of that?

also OP has to post link and download the video just in case it gets deleted
User avatar #296 to #279 - MythBuster
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Link attached to comment one
#28 - heartburn
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#29 to #28 - marccraftmc
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#156 - aceboy
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Source or i shall forever follow you and thumb you down
Source or i shall forever follow you and thumb you down
#91 - grimgrey
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**grimgrey rolled a random image posted in comment #39 at I'd wear this ** mfw where's the link?
**grimgrey rolled a random image posted in comment #39 at I'd wear this ** mfw where's the link?
#191 - ronyx
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My ******** meter is off the charts!
#209 to #191 - wholesomeburn
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#152 - javalavalay **User deleted account**
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You know what we all want.    
   
and we're waiting.
You know what we all want.

and we're waiting.
#168 to #152 - gabemczombie
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#179 to #152 - tehnoobpwnzor
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that ***** scary
#161 to #152 - socketization
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That is freaking me out.
#189 to #161 - anon id: 3454fb30
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it turns me on
User avatar #166 to #161 - biomedic
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/watch?v=erh2ngRZxs0 you need this then :)