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User avatar #23 - redclover ONLINE (07/13/2012) [-]
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say "Hey, remember when we were 6 and you sucked my dick?" isn't gonna fly.
#40 to #23 - brennanx (07/13/2012) [-]
Hmm.. why else would she invite him after such a long time of not talking?
I think she wants it OP
#284 to #40 - dastonarman (07/13/2012) [-]
She wants the Dick
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#294 to #40 - mtflyer has deleted their comment [-]
#157 - darkroro (07/13/2012) [-]
I guess all 7 year old's on funnyjunk has got sex except me.
#257 to #157 - John Cena (07/13/2012) [-]
I made out with this ****** girl on a daily basis when we were 5. We had seen it in a movie
User avatar #165 to #157 - anonassassin (07/13/2012) [-]
Closest thing that happened to me at that age was when a group of girls started dragging boys into the girls' bathroom for ***** and giggles. I stood by and laughed at their futile attempts to free themselves from the clutches of what I would see now as a horde of zombies hell bent on pulling you into the death room.
I miss my childhood. I miss it so much...
#164 to #157 - John Cena (07/13/2012) [-]
Ya these made up stories are just pathetic.
#163 to #157 - sailorsmooth ONLINE (07/13/2012) [-]
Kind of what I was thinking man. I mean I had some interesting situations with the opposite sex when I was a kid but nothing as extreme as getting a blowjob at age 6.
#25 - hellol (07/13/2012) [-]
#37 - goobdol (07/13/2012) [-]
Two kinder-garden blow-job stories in a row... I'm goin' for three!
Two kinder-garden blow-job stories in a row... I'm goin' for three!
User avatar #43 to #37 - dremnus (07/13/2012) [-]
Your .gif is hypnotic.....
#32 - iamphoenix (07/13/2012) [-]
Hot damn FJ'ers have had some ****** up childhoods.
#225 - FishMonster (07/13/2012) [-]
My reaction to 90% of the front page today
#22 - zaggystirdust (07/13/2012) [-]
you both...... kissed each other's butts?
User avatar #33 to #22 - owlexterminator (07/13/2012) [-]
96-ing.
#156 to #22 - John Cena (07/13/2012) [-]
I used to do that with another dude, and we were even older (8) at the time. We would kiss and lick each others butts because it made us feel 'funny'.

mfw everytime I remember

You're only even reading this because there's a 'post as anon' checkbox...
User avatar #176 to #156 - haaaxderp (07/13/2012) [-]
The funniest part about you posting this isn't the post itself, it's people asking whether or not it's the person they gave a rimjob to when they were kids.
#172 to #156 - John Cena (07/13/2012) [-]
Andy?
User avatar #169 to #156 - jrdnlws (07/13/2012) [-]
are you cameron?
#187 to #156 - John Cena (07/13/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled user jizzumz **

Who you actually are
#12 - ronnorc (07/13/2012) [-]
inb4 she grew up to be a land beast
User avatar #14 to #12 - tigerbloodxx (07/13/2012) [-]
And what if she became a goddess, who will be laughing then eh?
#278 to #1 - John Cena (07/13/2012) [-]
I haven't laughed this hard in weeks, somehow that image got to me!
#306 to #148 - John Cena (05/18/2014) [-]
**** you ******
User avatar #307 to #306 - fyxy (05/18/2014) [-]
this guy is a faggot
#18 - John Cena (07/13/2012) [-]
do NOT ask her if she remembers. There are things one should not talk about, mate.
User avatar #231 to #18 - wolfmango (07/13/2012) [-]
i dont know i think remember when we were 6 and we kissed each others butts would be a great way to break the ice
#21 to #18 - John Cena (07/13/2012) [-]
Agreed
User avatar #182 - Welshhobo (07/13/2012) [-]
I remember when i was 5 i loved tits and i met angelina jolie and i ****** her in the ass and scarlett johannsson walked in and we had a threesome and i ****** them both with my 12 inch cock.
User avatar #188 to #182 - zedacedia ONLINE (07/13/2012) [-]
Same thing happened to me when i was 2 and a half. Then I won a free ipod nano from a nice ad on the internet. Best day ever.
#130 - professorhouse (07/13/2012) [-]
Am I the only one who didn't have sex with a friend when is was a kid?
Am I the only one who didn't have sex with a friend when is was a kid?
User avatar #137 to #130 - thewiseass (07/13/2012) [-]
First of all, no, you are not the only one.
Secondly, that gif you used was funnier than most of these "dirty-secrets" posts.
User avatar #116 - jaynsilentbob (07/13/2012) [-]
I'm reading of all these sexual stories when people were like 6 or 7. When i was that age i was watching cartoon network and playing with legos. WTF?!
User avatar #119 to #116 - fuzzyballs (07/13/2012) [-]
it's because they're full of ****
#123 to #119 - jaynsilentbob (07/13/2012) [-]
By God! i think you're onto something!
By God! i think you're onto something!
#26 - GLJR (07/13/2012) [-]
You explaining to her and her reaction.
You explaining to her and her reaction.
User avatar #16 - tealkangaroo (07/13/2012) [-]
what in the **** , also do not ask her if she remembers
User avatar #204 - srapture (07/13/2012) [-]
I don't quite understand how playing Final Fantasy for 12 years is relevant.
User avatar #207 to #204 - laurenpandora (07/13/2012) [-]
This comment made me laugh more than any of the top 'funny' pictures.....
#175 - thegreatgp (07/13/2012) [-]
YOU LIAR!!!!
User avatar #147 - unncommon (07/13/2012) [-]
"Hey remember that time that you gave me head when I was 6?"
"I mean, sure we didn't know what we were doing, but I've had blue-balls ever since."
"I'm just sayin' finish what you've started bitch."
#228 - msawesome (07/13/2012) [-]
HFW you ask her
HFW you ask her
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