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#13 - chooseme
Reply +194
(07/12/2012) [-]
>mfw my friend's first instinct was to flip on the garbage disposal   
   
you didn't post a picture, diptard
>mfw my friend's first instinct was to flip on the garbage disposal

you didn't post a picture, diptard
#171 to #13 - MrRickAstley
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(07/13/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure half the users on this site don't know MFW means..   
MY. FACE. WHEN.
I'm pretty sure half the users on this site don't know MFW means..
MY. FACE. WHEN.
#198 to #171 - okemanresu
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(07/13/2012) [-]
#217 to #13 - parto
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#116 to #13 - ratherfastblackman **User deleted account**
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#179 to #13 - drunkasaurus
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(07/13/2012) [-]
what is this from? I love it!
#186 to #179 - anon
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(07/13/2012) [-]
Regular show
Regular show
#192 to #186 - flomosho
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(07/13/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#220 to #13 - localcatbarber
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#224 to #13 - instict
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(07/13/2012) [-]
>my friend's first instict
>my friend is first instict

looks like i am your friend, hi.
#240 to #224 - olor
Reply +6
(07/13/2012) [-]
English 101: adding 's to the end of a word signalizes it was 'something' belonging to 'someone'
#228 to #224 - fukkendragonite
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(07/13/2012) [-]
Except thats not how you spell instinct. And thats not how OP spelt it either.
#221 to #13 - localcatbarber
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(07/13/2012) [-]
mfw is just something you say when you tell about something that has happened.

mfw
#22 - naelcm
Reply +94
(07/12/2012) [-]
"Hey we got this cool ass fish!"

Aaaaaaand it's gone.
#102 - lulzinmyroflcopter
Reply +86
(07/13/2012) [-]
>Chillin in my bowl
>im the prize for some weird human game
>random dude wins me
>seems chill
>brings me to a party
>they start getting high
>im not into drugs, but i dont mind them doing it.
>They start blowing smoke in my bowl
>not cool bros
>they bring mcdonalds
>start trying to make the french fries move in with me. wtf
>they start losing their **** and rush me to the kitchen
>start pouring all my water out
>these ******* are trying to kill me
>flip them off as i fly down the drain
>FREEDOM
>hear a loud noise then everything went black
MFW
#110 to #102 - Blackyy **User deleted account**
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#120 to #110 - anon
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(07/13/2012) [-]
fag
#122 to #110 - zombifier ONLINE
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(07/13/2012) [-]
do you cup the balls while your sucking his dick?
#124 to #122 - Blackyy **User deleted account**
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#5 - cajapereturns
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(07/12/2012) [-]
>last day of senior year
>meet this guy, seems pretty chill
>go to his party
>we all get high as ****
>someone gets McDonalds, they give me some fries and mayo
>realize oh **** dude if I eat this I'm gonna die
>they dump me into the sink
>need to get to some water fast
>go down the drain
>MFW some asshole turns on the garbage disposal
#28 to #5 - thedarkdudez **User deleted account**
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#32 to #28 - anon
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(07/12/2012) [-]
Die
#84 to #5 - anon
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(07/13/2012) [-]
********, your face would have been destroyed by the garbage disposal, and as a matter of fact, are you typing this on your laptop in fish heaven?
#86 to #84 - cajapereturns
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(07/13/2012) [-]
Yes, and in Fish Heaven, every wound, scar, cut, bruise is healed, and every ache, pain, and sorrow you had ever felt would be forgotten and never felt again. Therefore, my face is now again intact.
And upon entering Fish Heaven, you receive a free laptop.
Pretty good deal we got going on.
#97 to #86 - captainrattrap
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(07/13/2012) [-]
Sucks that human heaven is just that one guy who got drunk and paid for winrar....
#109 to #97 - spacefield
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(07/13/2012) [-]
#253 to #86 - fadetometallica
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(07/13/2012) [-]
Also, you become a Time Lord.
#257 to #253 - cajapereturns
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(07/13/2012) [-]
Yes. That is how Time Lords are made.
We are Fish, and then we die, and then we go to Heaven, and then we slowly evolve into Time Lords, and when we are full Time Lord, we come out of the Loom.
#108 - datguypauls
Reply +42
(07/13/2012) [-]
>be 17
>be browsing funnyjunk
>see guy drop slab on his foot
>obviously fake
>skip the content
>see a lot of words
>not gona read that ****
#127 - absolyst
Reply +31
(07/13/2012) [-]
Lol, "rip" fishy
#115 - breakfastlunch
Reply +25
(07/13/2012) [-]
"rip fish"

You certainly did that.
#117 - epicarianas
Reply +19
(07/13/2012) [-]
>Be 25
>Walking around my land
>Some stranger comes in with a sword
>He destroys heaps of stuff on my land
>I start walking towards him
>He starts running at me
>I blow up
>I'm a creeper
#98 - brettyht
Reply +19
(07/13/2012) [-]
">mfw my friend's first instinct was to flip on the garbage disposal"
I see no face!
#18 - amaezin
Reply +18
(07/12/2012) [-]
Jesus Christ FJ! Stop torturing fish!!
Jesus Christ FJ! Stop torturing fish!!