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Dirtiest Secrets. Tags...am I your...dirty little secret?. 2 2 12919_ , 413x417, , jpg) Anonymous ( Thu) 10: 58: 03 pplaying pokemon on Witter before school com

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Anonymous ( Thu) 10: 58: 03
pplaying pokemon on Witter before school
comes outside
4 still havent wiped
yells I have to go
horrible poison ivy on crotch
a bunch iscream on my penis. put on my pants and run to the bus
I like sits next to me
basks me Hive ever been kissed
4 take out my gameboy
starts whispering in my ear
4 start sweating
4 look down
ewe cream is seeping through drjeans. making it look like i cummed
notices
4 open my fannie backto grab some kleenexes
sphagetti falls out all over
4 start sweating more
i forgot to wipe my ass
entire bus smells like **** and sphagetti
was gets to school
and run to bathroom
sits penis inspection day
mmy name is alan aardvark
s I have to go first
Course demands For me to take off my pants
4 reform
wrestles me down. and gets a magnifying glass real close to my crotch
helose my eyes and scream the mile theme at the top of my lungs
unzips my pants. the smell of sphagetti- cream and **** leaks out
sshe pokes on my dick
met expelled
******* PENIS INSPECTION DAY
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#2 - fadetonigger (07/13/2012) [-]
******* lost it at Alan Aardvark, have no clue why
User avatar #5 - DoggyBouncer (07/13/2012) [-]
I completely lost it at "Close my eyes and scream the guile theme at the top of my lungs"
#37 - comicallotus (07/14/2012) [-]
i lost it at alan aardvark
i lost it at alan aardvark
#23 - John Cena (07/14/2012) [-]
>close my eyes and scream the guile theme at the top of my lungs


******* lost it.
#29 - ZenMacros (07/14/2012) [-]
I always hated penis inspection day...
User avatar #25 - scissormcfreely (07/14/2012) [-]
What! Penis Inspection Day! What the **** !
User avatar #35 to #25 - mcshmeggy (07/14/2012) [-]
what, your school didnt do penis inspection day?

its basically when the janitor inspects your penis (touches it, tastes etc) to see if it is growing properly.
User avatar #36 to #35 - scissormcfreely (07/14/2012) [-]
My ******* sides hurt now!
User avatar #38 to #36 - mcshmeggy (07/14/2012) [-]
there is nothing to laugh about, I am being serious.
User avatar #39 to #38 - scissormcfreely (07/14/2012) [-]
WUT?!
#40 to #39 - dicksmashersupreme (07/14/2012) [-]
**dicksmashersupreme rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Big Ol' God Titties ** your face
User avatar #42 to #39 - DrWeird (07/14/2012) [-]
Dude. Did your school not have a penis inspection day?
User avatar #43 to #42 - scissormcfreely (07/14/2012) [-]
No it didn't, and I am glad it didn't
#27 - patpatty (07/14/2012) [-]
My face the whole time
User avatar #7 - wtfmang (07/13/2012) [-]
Tags related to Gamer Poop?
#4 - atomicbeaver (07/13/2012) [-]
Almost **** my pants laughing at alan aardvark
#1 - John Cena (07/13/2012) [-]
Da **** did I just read?
#3 - John Cena (07/13/2012) [-]
who the **** has penis inspection day? seriously? Jesus **** ...
#6 to #3 - John Cena (07/13/2012) [-]
they do it while you sleep now
User avatar #48 - mcatheistnuggets (07/14/2012) [-]
Penis Inspection Day? What the **** ?
User avatar #50 to #48 - ponymurder (07/14/2012) [-]
I know, i stopped reading at that point.
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#46 - usernamecannotload (07/14/2012) [-]
I laughed so hard that I cried.
#22 - jebusjabarty (07/14/2012) [-]
Wow that was great, ******* alan aardvark got me good.
User avatar #21 - roboshark (07/14/2012) [-]
I lost it at fannie pack.
User avatar #26 - lordderpington (07/14/2012) [-]
why the **** is there a penis inspection day...
............
User avatar #52 - abovelawl (07/14/2012) [-]
fannie pack made me laugh,
User avatar #49 - eldavado (07/14/2012) [-]
I call ******** . No one keeps spaghetti in a fanny pack.
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