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Submitted: 07/12/2012
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#5 - simplejake (07/13/2012) [-]
You must have a pretty big dong if you get light headed from getting a boner lol
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User avatar #42 to #30 - alfjnn (07/13/2012) [-]
Worry not, my Perpetually paranoid Parakeet Partner.

I justly reassure thee, that I most certainly am not a Clergyman.
#66 to #42 - piclemaniscool (07/13/2012) [-]
I read that as Sylvester
I read that as Sylvester
#39 - manirock (07/13/2012) [-]
>Be me   
>Second grade   
>Severe ADHD   
>Spastic as 			****		   
>Impulsively decide it's a good idea to flash a female classmate    
>Look at my junk and say "Hello little buddy"   
>Immediately regret decision   
>Girl and others run off to tell teacher   
>Hear a loud "WHAT?!?"   
>Hide in locker   
>Found almost immediately by principal because I can't keep quiet    
>Junk still hanging out   
>Principal's face when
>Be me
>Second grade
>Severe ADHD
>Spastic as ****
>Impulsively decide it's a good idea to flash a female classmate
>Look at my junk and say "Hello little buddy"
>Immediately regret decision
>Girl and others run off to tell teacher
>Hear a loud "WHAT?!?"
>Hide in locker
>Found almost immediately by principal because I can't keep quiet
>Junk still hanging out
>Principal's face when
User avatar #40 to #39 - bitchplzzz (07/13/2012) [-]
That should be content
User avatar #36 - locolollipop (07/13/2012) [-]
You were obviously possessed by a rapist ghost from the middle ages who had his penis cut off
User avatar #35 - sgc (07/13/2012) [-]
13 years old
staying at my aunts house
my aunt is a bitch to me all the time, making me do things that i don't want to do (ride a bike down hill a 4 when i didn't know how to ride a bike, clean her kids room)
i come down with a very bad cold
the doctor gives me some medicine to help me sleep and get over it
i wake the next day on the couch naked
aunt tells me i am in big trouble
tells me i took off all my clothes last night and called her a ******* bitch while rubbing myself.
User avatar #44 to #35 - unncommon (07/13/2012) [-]
I can't stop the laughs, well played.
User avatar #48 to #35 - TheElectricCat (07/13/2012) [-]
By the sounds of it your aunt raped you.
#34 - deadinferno (07/13/2012) [-]
"Dick Barnes would be proud of the tower"
#29 - dbanks (07/13/2012) [-]
Basically.
User avatar #61 - mion (07/13/2012) [-]
Dear diary,

ever since the dirty - secrets channel was created, I get to know step by step that funnyjunk is full of psychopathic weirdos.
#64 to #61 - John Cena (07/13/2012) [-]
I have to agree with you there, since that channel opened front page is full of those. I think at least half of front page is full of them or even more. Some of them are quite humorous and make me glad that that wasn't me but I just think there are too many :/ Also yes, FJ is full of psychopathic weirdos but you didn't need that board to tell you that.
#68 to #61 - teenytinyspider (07/13/2012) [-]
I think people make up half of these anyways. I'm not too worried.
User avatar #77 to #68 - destismad (07/13/2012) [-]
I have a true one that I'm considering posting but not entirely sure if I should because I have a cousin who I suspect gets on here and knows my username.
#73 to #68 - John Cena (07/13/2012) [-]
It is just another FJ phase, just like Fat Ben, Furries, Pony posts (yes, bronies are still here and they dominate the boards but there are less posts about them and people have stopped caring), LoK, whatever else and now it is Dirty secrets. I am curious to see what the next phase is because they seem to be getting better and then they get worse :/
#74 to #73 - teenytinyspider (07/13/2012) [-]
Yeah, well, at least some of these are funny. They don't require you to be in the loop like the bending fad and the MLP fad.
#85 - stopdropandtroll (07/13/2012) [-]
Dirty secrets? Fine why not.

>be 14
>islamic
>looked at a woman's exposed ankle once
>never told anyone about it
>mfw
#129 to #85 - John Cena (07/14/2012) [-]
>mfw Islamic
#72 - kingofunnyjunk (07/13/2012) [-]
>be 8
>in one of the friends' birthday party
>giant boner for no reason
>whatsorceryisthis.jpg
>fortunately people don't notice
>play with dick and feel better
>about to cum
>friend's mom yells to everyone "SMILEEE!"
>mfw
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#24 - John Cena (07/13/2012) [-]
>be 17
>fapping nearly every day
>get tired of usual porn
>dad walks in
>caught me fapping to "japaneese bukkake party"
FML
#16 - John Cena (07/13/2012) [-]
i lost it at "Dick Barnes would be proud of that tower...i have no idea why
#1 - copyhat (07/12/2012) [-]
Thank you, I chuckled!
Thank you, I chuckled!
#100 - cookiecrumbjohnson (07/13/2012) [-]
**cookiecrumbjohnson rolls 88**
#113 to #100 - alexclement (07/13/2012) [-]
Forgot to turn dubs off.
User avatar #128 to #114 - lokiwins (07/14/2012) [-]
**lokiwins rolls 76**
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#115 to #105 - John Cena (07/13/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 44** let's keep it going
#134 to #115 - John Cena (07/22/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 131** noobs
User avatar #131 to #115 - igotbanned (07/14/2012) [-]
**igotbanned rolls 64** Here i come...
#124 to #115 - cookiecrumbjohnson (07/13/2012) [-]
**cookiecrumbjohnson rolls 41**
**cookiecrumbjohnson rolls 41**
#118 to #115 - blokrokker (07/13/2012) [-]
**blokrokker rolls 95** I can believe...
User avatar #116 to #115 - magictoto (07/13/2012) [-]
**magictoto rolls 17** and another?
#11 - lemonzsquare (07/13/2012) [-]
Happens to me all the time
Happens to me all the time
User avatar #21 to #11 - davidleatheroff (07/13/2012) [-]
Timothy De la Ghetto
User avatar #7 - liamdurf ONLINE (07/13/2012) [-]
Speaking of barely remembering things, I once got swine flu, and after a week of recovery, I was told that for three days i thought I ruled the world, and kept trying to go outside to speak to my subjects.
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