>Family vacation in Rhode Island.
>Mom and Dad leave hotel room.
>Alone in room.
>2 hours pass.
>Let's explore the hotel!
>Walk along hallways in all floors while humming songs.
>Notice that a guest room is ajar.
>Let's see what's inside!
>No one's inside.
>Raid drawers for goodies and treasures.
>Find some boxers, a snow globe, and $25.14.
! Someone's coming!
>Hide in the closet!
>Peeking through closet.
>A buff, blond stranger enters the room with a sexy woman.
>"Let's have some fun, babe..."
>"Let me suck on that juicy, fat cock, Lorenzo."
>"Your wish is my command, bitch."
>See a blowjob in person before seeing it on internet.
>Pee-pee's getting hard.
>Feels good man...
>Start playing with it.
>It's getting hot in the closet.
>Clothes are off.
>Naked fapping in the closet.
me hard, Lorenzo..."
>"With pleasure, Audrey..."
>About to ejaculate for first time.
>Wait a *******
>My mom's name is Audrey...
>Closer look at woman.
! MY MOTHER'S GETTING SODOMIZED IN THE ASS BY A *******
>Exit closet with dick in hand.
>"Get off of my mommy, stupidface!"
>Sloppy jizz comes out of pee-pee.
>MFW I'm still grounded 5 years later.