>Be on vacation at a country house, sharing a room with dad and bro.
>Country house has no electricity or running water. No inside bathroom.
>Wake up at 3 AM having to piss
>I don't think straight at 3 AM
>Stand up on bed and loose a yellow torrent onto the floor.
>Lie back down and go to sleep
>Wake up 7 hours later
>Climb out of bed into ocean of piss
>Soak up piss with brother's blanket and put it back on his bed
>Brother wakes up an hour later and thinks it's sweat
>Sleeps in piss drenched blankets for the next 2 days
>Blankets start to smell and he finally changes them
>My brother slept in my piss for 2 days
>Still don't know how to tell him, it's been 6 years