Dragon dildos. adult swim or somebody should really hire me by now because im sick of sitting in my room masturbating all day i had a tropical bird beak at my n romney likes it
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Dragon dildos

 
Dragon dildos. adult swim or somebody should really hire me by now because im sick of sitting in my room masturbating all day i had a tropical bird beak at my n

adult swim or somebody should really ******* hire me by now because im sick of sitting in my room masturbating all day i had a tropical bird beak at my nuts for a good 20 minutes before making the connection that it was a wood pecker hahaaaaa! lol i have to write this long ass essay for my writing class and i havent ******* started because i'm posting this **** instead so you better appreciate this i thought i was watching national geographic but it was just the NBA

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kick dawn my dkxx
have dragon dildos hanging from the ceiling
1. 1 ust in can this day WES
fight their may thaugh he (lungs
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bust dawn my bedrom deer
Wm wearing a Gustaing
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z-[ havering myself in olive oil
Sextra nil an my balls
rig with my nipples
zilean as lerdgyr as peiple "YOUR MOVE, MR., LADIMAN!"
taupe will never be the same.
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#27 - galkawhm (05/11/2013) [-]
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#44 to #23 - neoexdeath (05/11/2013) [-]
I...don't have to be alone anymore...
User avatar #15 - Cleavland Steamer (05/10/2013) [-]
>he'll get shot by the cops
>become the new Trayvon Martin
>protests erupt all over the country
>people shout "Justice for anon"
>but they won't be holding arizona & skittles & wearing a hoodie
>masses of people flood the streets wearing backwards G-strings covering themselves in oil
User avatar #66 to #15 - dayasalion (05/11/2013) [-]
>no dragon dildoes
am dissapoint
User avatar #79 to #15 - spankcakes (05/11/2013) [-]
Remember!

>Extra oil on their balls.
#41 to #15 - hopalongreborn (05/11/2013) [-]
They have a dragon dildo vigil?
User avatar #17 to #15 - Cleavland Steamer (05/10/2013) [-]
>they threaten the government
>desperate for a solution, obama funds a program to bring back richard nixon
>richard nixon 2.0 has cyborg body armed with tear gas cannons
>riot shields cover his mechanical body
>he opens his eyes and shouts in a robotic voice "DEATH TO THE HIPPIES"
>he shows up at protests
>eats picket signs
>grabs fleeing protesters and douses their faces with tear gas
>eats obama and becomes overlord of the world

this is the last time I go on fj after having a magic brownie....
User avatar #31 to #17 - ilovehitler (05/11/2013) [-]
why didn't you just post that as one comment?
User avatar #38 to #31 - Cleavland Steamer (05/11/2013) [-]
i have no idea
#82 to #31 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
The phrase 'massive thumbwhore' comes to mind.
User avatar #96 to #82 - admiralen (05/11/2013) [-]
yeah all those 23 extra thumbs woo
User avatar #97 to #31 - infamoustrapper (05/11/2013) [-]
Maybe he didn't have the idea for the second comment until after he posted the first.
User avatar #32 to #17 - royalwerewolf (05/11/2013) [-]
why can't this actually happen
#1 - scant (05/10/2013) [-]
If that's his plan for the cops showing up, I don't think I want to know what they were going to arrest him for in the first place...
#26 - fantomen (05/10/2013) [-]
/k/ has always had a thing for sex toys.
#74 - Kellanved (05/11/2013) [-]
In an alternate universe.
#37 - cweepew (05/11/2013) [-]
cops face when
cops face when
#3 - kokkodellrrisch (05/10/2013) [-]
Dumping 4chan posts.
#47 to #3 - swagbot (05/11/2013) [-]
jesus christ







jesus christ
#99 to #9 - kisushima (05/11/2013) [-]
"..You die like a Marine soldier".   
   
Lost my 			****		 everywhere. That line..
"..You die like a Marine soldier".

Lost my **** everywhere. That line..
#101 to #9 - spaceturtlecadet (05/11/2013) [-]
>the funk of 40000 years
>the funk of 40000 years
User avatar #28 to #10 - fantomen (05/11/2013) [-]
I remember that thread. It was amazing.
#51 to #5 - atma (05/11/2013) [-]
that might just be the most rage-inducing pasta of all time   
just when you think it's over   
haha, goddammit
that might just be the most rage-inducing pasta of all time
just when you think it's over
haha, goddammit
User avatar #42 - garvielxloken (05/11/2013) [-]
I would be very, very tempted to go through this just so I could tell a story about it. "I busted into an apartment once. Arrest warrants, fun stuff, right? Right. Well we bust in and there's... Dildos. Hanging from the ceiling. Not just regular dildos, though. Like, weird-shaped dildos. ******* huge dildos. We lost some good men in there. They went mad at the thought that this guy- a registered sex offender- may have used these all on his anus. Well, we fight through these damned things and lo and behold, there's the asshole in question. Ell-Tee starts to scream at him to get on the ground when all of a sudden he starts rubbing olive oil into his nipples screaming something about Law Men. Wouldn't comply. Well lucky lucky me, I was the man in the team who had the less-lethal firearm for the entry team. So I shot that ****** in the nuts with a bean-bag round from my M500. To my astonishment, though, the bean bag was deflected from his groin by a thick layer of what we later would find out was olive oil... So I pulled my Tazer and fried the ****** ... Moral of the story, rookie? Never say you've seen it all."
#43 to #42 - neoexdeath (05/11/2013) [-]
Sargent, do you really expect me to believe...Good lord that's a big evidence ba-...huh...So...those are like, real things? And this isn't even all of them...What's his cell number? I need to...poke some things, with...other things...for the case...
User avatar #16 - dracolegacy (05/10/2013) [-]
now i am required to leave this comment here

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#29 to #16 - olizandri (05/11/2013) [-]
no you're not.
#70 to #16 - vwgreen (05/11/2013) [-]
why the **** did they have a back to school sale?!
User avatar #34 to #16 - heartlessrobot (05/11/2013) [-]
I love that site!
User avatar #19 to #16 - dragonfucker (05/10/2013) [-]
i don't see anything weird about it.
#87 - nephritho (05/11/2013) [-]
by the nine.
#49 - roorooroo (05/11/2013) [-]
We get it.
We get it.
User avatar #85 - vladhellsing (05/11/2013) [-]
Looks like they encountered a smooth criminal.
#61 - alucord (05/11/2013) [-]
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#11 - tomppi (05/10/2013) [-]
**tomppi rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at bucket **
#90 - enlil (05/11/2013) [-]
Text recognition feature says:

"Sextra nil an my balls
rig with my nipples"

why am i laughing so hard
#56 - killerblue (05/11/2013) [-]
I see you follow the path of the dragon
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