Dragon dildos. adult swim or somebody should really hire me by now because im sick of sitting in my room masturbating all day i had a tropical bird beak at my n romney likes it

Dragon dildos

adult swim or somebody should really ******* hire me by now because im sick of sitting in my room masturbating all day i had a tropical bird beak at my nuts for a good 20 minutes before making the connection that it was a wood pecker hahaaaaa! lol i have to write this long ass essay for my writing class and i havent ******* started because i'm posting this **** instead so you better appreciate this i thought i was watching national geographic but it was just the NBA

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kick dawn my dkxx
have dragon dildos hanging from the ceiling
1. 1 ust in can this day WES
fight their may thaugh he (lungs
bust dawn my bedrom deer
Wm wearing a Gustaing
z-[ havering myself in olive oil
Sextra nil an my balls
rig with my nipples
zilean as lerdgyr as peiple "YOUR MOVE, MR., LADIMAN!"
taupe will never be the same.
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Submitted: 05/10/2013
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User avatar #15 - Cleavland Steamer (05/10/2013) [+] (11 replies)
>he'll get shot by the cops
>become the new Trayvon Martin
>protests erupt all over the country
>people shout "Justice for anon"
>but they won't be holding arizona & skittles & wearing a hoodie
>masses of people flood the streets wearing backwards G-strings covering themselves in oil
#23 - havockwzy (05/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#3 - kokkodellrrisch (05/10/2013) [+] (14 replies)
Dumping 4chan posts.
#27 - galkawhm ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
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#1 - scant (05/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If that's his plan for the cops showing up, I don't think I want to know what they were going to arrest him for in the first place...
#26 - fantomen (05/10/2013) [-]
/k/ has always had a thing for sex toys.
#74 - Kellanved (05/11/2013) [-]
In an alternate universe.
#37 - cweepew (05/11/2013) [-]
cops face when
cops face when
User avatar #42 - garvielxloken (05/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I would be very, very tempted to go through this just so I could tell a story about it. "I busted into an apartment once. Arrest warrants, fun stuff, right? Right. Well we bust in and there's... Dildos. Hanging from the ceiling. Not just regular dildos, though. Like, weird-shaped dildos. ******* huge dildos. We lost some good men in there. They went mad at the thought that this guy- a registered sex offender- may have used these all on his anus. Well, we fight through these damned things and lo and behold, there's the asshole in question. Ell-Tee starts to scream at him to get on the ground when all of a sudden he starts rubbing olive oil into his nipples screaming something about Law Men. Wouldn't comply. Well lucky lucky me, I was the man in the team who had the less-lethal firearm for the entry team. So I shot that ****** in the nuts with a bean-bag round from my M500. To my astonishment, though, the bean bag was deflected from his groin by a thick layer of what we later would find out was olive oil... So I pulled my Tazer and fried the ****** ... Moral of the story, rookie? Never say you've seen it all."
User avatar #16 - dracolegacy ONLINE (05/10/2013) [+] (4 replies)
now i am required to leave this comment here

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#87 - nephritho (05/11/2013) [-]
by the nine.
#49 - roorooroo (05/11/2013) [-]
We get it.
We get it.
User avatar #85 - vladhellsing (05/11/2013) [-]
Looks like they encountered a smooth criminal.
#61 - alucord (05/11/2013) [-]
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#13 - anonymous (05/10/2013) [+] (6 replies)
MLP is better than DBZ in every single way. It has more depth to it, the characters are much more memorable, the plot for each episode isn't stupid nonsense, and it teaches several good life lessons. DBZ sucks by comparison.
#33 to #13 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/11/2013) [-]
**** , I'm a brony, and while I do enjoy MLP more, DBZ has a great plot, and Vegeta will always be the most memorable character from any animation for me. Besides, the combat in DBZ, along with it's musical scores just send these chills down your back.

Sure, DBZ's plot has horrible pacing, but MLP's plot isn't really that well tied togeather as of now, it's more like a number of small plots tied togeather by character development.

Also, stop trying to make us look bad.
#11 - tomppi (05/10/2013) [-]
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#56 - killerblue (05/11/2013) [-]
I see you follow the path of the dragon
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