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Dildos. I found this because of reasons.. Pfft. Ordering dildos..

I found this because of reasons

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#21 - neoexdeath (01/19/2013) [-]
I drove that truck for six years, bringing giant plastic cocks to fat bitches all over the country. They fired my ass when they caught me in the Warehouse with a bunch of hillbillies...Its not what you think, lets just say we gave "Cockfighting" a new meaning, placed bets on fights to first blood...Or we did until the whole thing ended in a triple rape-homicide. In retrospect, giving a two foot long dildo to a guy named "Big Rapin' Jim" wasn't the best idea. But hey, at least he was a cuddler, and that's just...so hard to find these days.
I drove that truck for six years, bringing giant plastic cocks to fat bitches all over the country. They fired my ass when they caught me in the Warehouse with a bunch of hillbillies...Its not what you think, lets just say we gave "Cockfighting" a new meaning, placed bets on fights to first blood...Or we did until the whole thing ended in a triple rape-homicide. In retrospect, giving a two foot long dildo to a guy named "Big Rapin' Jim" wasn't the best idea. But hey, at least he was a cuddler, and that's just...so hard to find these days.

#47 to #21 - skinless (01/19/2013) [-]
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#60 to #21 - betaguy ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
#33 to #21 - killerblue (01/19/2013) [-]
Wenk, wenk
#34 to #21 - gibroner (01/19/2013) [-]
oh my god what
oh my god what
#38 to #21 - CapnInterwebz (01/19/2013) [-]
what the 			****
what the ****
#29 to #21 - tropius (01/19/2013) [-]
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#23 - pornoranger (01/19/2013) [-]
Special delivery for OP!
#20 - grimmwaters (01/19/2013) [-]
Pfft.
Ordering dildos..
User avatar #7 - jajathezombie (01/19/2013) [-]
It's really awkward ordering sex toys, because I tend to order a lot of things from the internet, and I always get really excited about it and immediately show my mom, because getting mail is awesome. So she always knows what it is when I don't want to show her.
User avatar #10 to #7 - siridontcare (01/19/2013) [-]
say its underwear, less awkward
#13 to #7 - Spikeydeath (01/19/2013) [-]
smack her with it
User avatar #11 to #7 - bigballamike (01/19/2013) [-]
So order two things to be shipped together. For example, order the sex toy along with a new pair of shoes. That way you can show your mother the shoes, and still have your sex toy! YOU'RE WELCOME!!!
#3 - derpderpurface (01/19/2013) [-]
<----wut
#31 - trowlernotparas (01/19/2013) [-]
I think OP is in this situation and he wants us to provide a solution to his situation
#48 - pedobubblegum (01/19/2013) [-]
Kill the relative.
#26 - thedarkestrogue (01/19/2013) [-]
I work for a shipping company and I have most likely handled a few dildos in the packages I move.
I work for a shipping company and I have most likely handled a few dildos in the packages I move.
User avatar #63 to #59 - frickenidiots (01/19/2013) [-]
thought it would be bigger
#36 - dengekisushi (01/19/2013) [-]
**** dildos; you know what does the job?

Jacuzzi jets.
#45 to #36 - smokeymouse (01/19/2013) [-]
yes! this a million times yes!
#14 - kobemamba (01/19/2013) [-]
You are all dildos
#22 to #14 - neoexdeath (01/19/2013) [-]
Friendship IS magic!
#24 to #14 - Bohya (01/19/2013) [-]
No hooves...
#66 to #24 - berkut (01/19/2013) [-]
He can.
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