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Submitted: 01/18/2013
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#20 - grimmwaters ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
Pfft.
Ordering dildos..
#21 - neoexdeath ONLINE (01/19/2013) [+] (9 replies)
I drove that truck for six years, bringing giant plastic cocks to fat bitches all over the country. They fired my ass when they caught me in the Warehouse with a bunch of hillbillies...Its not what you think, lets just say we gave "Cockfighting" a new meaning, placed bets on fights to first blood...Or we did until the whole thing ended in a triple rape-homicide. In retrospect, giving a two foot long dildo to a guy named "Big Rapin' Jim" wasn't the best idea. But hey, at least he was a cuddler, and that's just...so hard to find these days.
I drove that truck for six years, bringing giant plastic cocks to fat bitches all over the country. They fired my ass when they caught me in the Warehouse with a bunch of hillbillies...Its not what you think, lets just say we gave "Cockfighting" a new meaning, placed bets on fights to first blood...Or we did until the whole thing ended in a triple rape-homicide. In retrospect, giving a two foot long dildo to a guy named "Big Rapin' Jim" wasn't the best idea. But hey, at least he was a cuddler, and that's just...so hard to find these days.

#23 - pornoranger (01/19/2013) [-]
Special delivery for OP!
User avatar #7 - jajathezombie (01/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
It's really awkward ordering sex toys, because I tend to order a lot of things from the internet, and I always get really excited about it and immediately show my mom, because getting mail is awesome. So she always knows what it is when I don't want to show her.
#3 - derpderpurface (01/19/2013) [-]
<----wut
#31 - trowlernotparas (01/19/2013) [-]
I think OP is in this situation and he wants us to provide a solution to his situation
#26 - thedarkestrogue (01/19/2013) [-]
I work for a shipping company and I have most likely handled a few dildos in the packages I move.
I work for a shipping company and I have most likely handled a few dildos in the packages I move.
#14 - kobemamba (01/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
You are all dildos
#24 to #14 - Bohya (01/19/2013) [-]
No hooves...
#48 - pedobubblegum (01/19/2013) [-]
Kill the relative.
#59 - BeaverBalls (01/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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