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User avatar #21 - gentlemanofbacon ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
I was playing the original half-life, felt like playing with the commands, put in third person mode...
Gordan has a pony tail.
#22 to #21 - anon (07/06/2013) [-]
I did this aswell.
User avatar #58 to #21 - Blarge **User deleted account** (07/06/2013) [-]
but at the beggining when your getting passed through the sally door the guard says "Aww man, you cut the pony tail...sell out"
User avatar #63 to #58 - someponynew (07/06/2013) [-]
That's not the original. That's Black Mesa. The fan remake of Half Life 1.
User avatar #64 to #63 - Blarge **User deleted account** (07/06/2013) [-]
oh woops
User avatar #65 to #64 - someponynew (07/06/2013) [-]
Nah, it's fine.

It was a joke, because in the original game, he does have a pony tail, but in the remake, they use his current model, so therefore, he cut the ponytail. (being a sellout)
#86 to #21 - akkere (07/06/2013) [-]
It's a small one, but still existent.

It's like, one of those awkward pony tails.

He's probably been made fun of for it so many times, it's no wonder he's silent all the time.
User avatar #44 to #21 - Davidowns (07/06/2013) [-]
I'm surprised not everyone who has played Half Life ever has known that. (No seriously)
#33 to #21 - kittenfarts (07/06/2013) [-]
There is 3rd person in HL1!!?!?
User avatar #34 to #33 - gentlemanofbacon ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
If not sarcasm, it's in console commands... google it..
User avatar #35 to #34 - kittenfarts (07/06/2013) [-]
Not sarcasm at all. Just started replaying after 8 years, 4 days ago. Not on my own comp now so I cant test it out. How do you do it?
User avatar #37 to #35 - gentlemanofbacon ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
opened up half life, press ` for commands, then typed sv_cheats 1, then /thirdperson.
#39 to #37 - kittenfarts (07/06/2013) [-]
Will do when I get back home. Thank you gentlemanofbacon. You get as many thumbs as I can give.
User avatar #40 to #39 - gentlemanofbacon ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
you're welcome good sir.
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User avatar #107 to #70 - gentlemanofbacon ONLINE (07/07/2013) [-]
I have 5 cats.
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#1 - opsdicksucker (07/05/2013) [-]
Jesus, that light-bulb!
Jesus, that light-bulb!
#83 to #1 - anon (07/06/2013) [-]
Isn't it usually "My mind is full of **** !"

This says "My mind is full of **** !"
User avatar #3 to #1 - treefox (07/06/2013) [-]
STERN LUBE. THE HOURS BEEN IE: made me giggle like a little school bitch.
User avatar #2 to #1 - harbingerwolf (07/06/2013) [-]
HRH FI LOREE 3 confirmed.
#46 - buckoman (07/06/2013) [-]
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This was my old house assistant principal.

Showed him a picture of Freeman three years ago. His response?

"Where'd you find this picture of me? I get in my HEV on weekends."

Such a cool principal.
#57 to #46 - anon (07/06/2013) [-]
Guys... We've found Snowden.
#8 - Tolovefurikuri ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
i want a half life movie and i want hugh laurie to be gordon goddamnit!
User avatar #10 to #8 - xtrmbragnrytz (07/06/2013) [-]
If he isn't... we riot
#11 to #8 - anon (07/06/2013) [-]
But he wouldn't be allowed to speak..
User avatar #15 to #11 - mowgaycraft (07/06/2013) [-]
It's not Freeman if he can't speak.

There comes a time in everyone's life where we have to make a choice, Hugh Larie's voice? Or Gordon Freemans silence.
User avatar #106 to #15 - Tolovefurikuri ONLINE (07/07/2013) [-]
what if it was a narrative musing thing? like gordon himself never speaks in the moment, but he's narrating over the film. or someone else is. then it wouldnt even have to be hugh, but i dont know why you wouldnt want hugh >> house ftw.
User avatar #24 to #8 - cryingchicken (07/06/2013) [-]
Tarantino once expressed interest in making a half-life movie. Not that it means much but it could give you a little hope.
User avatar #31 to #27 - zaxzwim (07/06/2013) [-]
now that's ******* awesome
User avatar #45 to #8 - bothemastaofall (07/06/2013) [-]
NO! You say you want it, but it would suck.

"Hey Hollywood, lets have a movie based around a character with no character!"
#61 to #8 - kaarvaag (07/06/2013) [-]
Why not just flip out and make Eric Clapton play as Gordon
User avatar #50 to #8 - kushthedragon (07/06/2013) [-]
Half-Life 2 - I am the Freeman [3D Trailer] If they made a movie it would look like this
User avatar #78 to #50 - tiopico (07/06/2013) [-]
That looked amazing.
And this one is a mini-serie about Half Life 2 (though i dont remember seeing Freeman)
User avatar #28 to #8 - beezox (07/06/2013) [-]
i dont think he has the right voice for i...
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User avatar #23 - whiplasher (07/06/2013) [-]
Ivan is a russian name
Russia has 3 colors on its flag.
Half-Life 3 conf...okay, I'm gonna go kill myself.
#16 - herculespower (07/06/2013) [-]
Brace yourself, "Half-Life 3 confirmed" people are coming
User avatar #36 to #16 - soulisu (07/06/2013) [-]
Three Dislikes?

Half life 3 confirm.
#56 - sirslimyscrotum **User deleted account** (07/06/2013) [-]
That is one brilliant design.
A great big bushy beard!
User avatar #13 - scoutnineonethree (07/06/2013) [-]
Hmph,interesting...Mostly that in Team Fortress 2 when you choose to practice against bots...there is a chance for one bot to have the name : Ivan The SpaceBiker
User avatar #75 - mondominiman (07/06/2013) [-]
Ivan the space biker 3 confirmed
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User avatar #48 to #43 - screamingdemon (07/06/2013) [-]
I don't think HL2 looked that good when it came out. But with the Source engine getting updated the graphics has gotten better with time.
User avatar #52 to #48 - zzforrest (07/06/2013) [-]
Well it didn't look good per say but the thing is, it is one of the best physics engines and a really damn good graphics engine because it can run on older computers. I run a 2010 top-of-the-line that cannot play Amnesia and a whole slew of other games because of the outdated graphics card but with the Source engine it runs perfectly fine.
User avatar #66 to #43 - sexyhimself ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
for the love of all good there is in videogames please tell me you played HL 1 first!?
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User avatar #73 to #71 - sexyhimself ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
thank the lords of gamin. Seriously. I know too many dumbasses that play the secon third or even fourth game in a series that have connection that you need. I have even heard someone say that Half- Life isn't important to play to understand HL 2.

User avatar #85 to #73 - appleboom (07/06/2013) [-]
You don't really, though. Although I would highly recommend playing 1 first.
User avatar #87 to #85 - sexyhimself ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
If you are suppose to understand why there are zombies and headcrabs and aliens it is pretty neccessary to play
User avatar #88 to #87 - appleboom (07/06/2013) [-]
They tell you, though. They explain all of HL1 in HL2.
User avatar #89 to #88 - sexyhimself ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
yeah but most game sequels do that, but that's not the same as ******* experiencing it.
I made it my code to never play a sequel (or prequel) before the original game after I played Mass Effect 2 before 1 and I stick to that code and yell at my friends when they break it, which makes them somewhat amd at me....derp
User avatar #90 to #89 - appleboom (07/06/2013) [-]
But what if you want to play System Shock 2?
User avatar #91 to #90 - sexyhimself ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
Never played it and don't know what it is. Believe i have heard of it before thou, please explain what you meant.

ps. that was a quick response.
User avatar #93 to #91 - appleboom (07/06/2013) [-]
Well for one, it inspired the Deus Ex and Bioshock series, and GLAdOS is a combination of Hal 9000 and SHODAN. System Shock 2 Intro

My point, though, is that System Shock 2 is available on steam and gog, but System Shock 1 isn't available anywhere. Also, they have vastly different control schemes, with the first game's being incredibly complex and archaic.
#95 to #93 - sexyhimself ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
what's this you say about the first one not bein available? Also, does the games have connection? Like same story line, same main character or same bad guy?
what's this you say about the first one not bein available? Also, does the games have connection? Like same story line, same main character or same bad guy?
User avatar #97 to #95 - appleboom (07/06/2013) [-]
System Shock 1 is from 1994, and runs on DOS. It's hard to come buy, and hard to set up if you happen to get a hold of it.

In the first game you jettison a part of the space station you're on before killing SHODAN, but since she's one of those cloud holographic things that I don't completely understand, she survives on that bit you shot out earlier. In the second game, the ship you're on finds the remnants, doesn't know what it is, and unleashes her along with her experiments.
User avatar #98 to #97 - sexyhimself ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
thanks for the spoilers, bitch.....for a nearly 20 year old game....... hmmmm.

well I could probably get a DoS emulator working if i really wanted to, have been meaning to try out Elderscrolls: Arena and Daggerfall as well anyways.
User avatar #99 to #98 - appleboom (07/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, those are publicly available. And it's not like you were going to play it anyway.

Even if you were, Bioshock's story is almost completely ripped from System Shock 2, so you'd see most of the plot twists coming anyway.
User avatar #100 to #99 - sexyhimself ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
haven't played Bioshock....yet. And I might play it now that you got me intrested.
Also. I have no idea what you meant with publicly available since my first language is not English, so either you have to dumb it down or I have to get my ass to google, and since I have no interest og going to google you better start explaining.
User avatar #103 to #100 - appleboom (07/06/2013) [-]
I mean easy to get. I can go to the owners of Arena and Daggerfall and download their games. I can't do that with System Shock 1. I can only get original copies or try to find a torrent, and the original copies are very hard to find.
#104 to #103 - sexyhimself ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
That's somehow what i thought you meant. But I work with torrents alot so that should be a piece of cake.
User avatar #42 - mruserfj (07/06/2013) [-]
It looks like a pissed of Jack from Achievement Hunter
User avatar #5 - zekeon (07/06/2013) [-]
Ivan for HL3
#12 - cutiepyro (07/06/2013) [-]
2 and a half men
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#72 - hauntzor (07/06/2013) [-]
Valve used real-life faces to construct the visages of all the human residents in Half-Life 2. Gordon Freeman and G-Man's models (I think) are the only two in the game that combine more than one face to create a unique appearance.
#74 to #72 - hauntzor (07/06/2013) [-]
Here are some examples of the other real-world facial reconstructions in HL2.
#55 - aakn (07/06/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
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User avatar #76 - exclamation (07/06/2013) [-]
That explains why there is a TF2 bot named Ivan the Space Biker...
I learned today.
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