Not Funny.... .. It's only a scratch.
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#47 - Carnictus (07/22/2012) [-]
No lego?
User avatar #58 to #47 - thechosentroll (07/22/2012) [-]
They're trying to kill, not torture him.
#60 - gustamelusta (07/22/2012) [-]
It's only a scratch.
#67 to #60 - riefenstahl (07/22/2012) [-]
Monty Python, let me love you!!
User avatar #33 - ticticboom (07/22/2012) [-]
scissors up his ass now that must suck
#14 - syntheticsubstitut (07/22/2012) [-]
deadpool is dead..in a pool
User avatar #79 - andnowducks (07/22/2012) [-]
No, not funny.
User avatar #53 - TheFixer (07/22/2012) [-]
hes fine
#45 - Rascal (07/22/2012) [-]
He is obviously doing it to himself for THE SEXUAL THRILL
#18 - stutz (07/22/2012) [-]
Looks like deadpool was put in a sword throw game in Happywheels
User avatar #40 - anustraveller ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
I know that this comment will get a ******** of red thumbs, but I always wanted to know what's deadpool power ? I mean, does he heal instantly or as a doubled healing power ?
User avatar #63 to #40 - aussiepridevil (07/22/2012) [-]
for a long time wade wilson (deadpool) was a freelance mercanary, well versed in gunplay and stealth, but for one reason or another he got very patriotic or something and deadpool decided to join Canada's "department K" too be experimented on and afterwards taken into a spec ops team, deadpool (who wasn't yet known as deadpool until later) had some sor of healing device implanted in him, later in one of his missions he had his heart ripped out, but managed to come back to life, he also killed a member of his team, the cyborg "slayback" after the murder of an ally he was transfered to a sort of caretaking facility for ex members and ex experiments of department K, however this facility deadpool was taken into had corrupt doctor's etc who would put their patients into combat and similiar life threatening situations and placed bets on the lives of people who participated, the bets became known as the "deadpool"

TL;DR, deadpool got his name and his combat expertise through mercenary life, being in a military venture and being forced into a pseudo "gladiator" lifestyle for some time, however his healing factor is his only "superpower"

if i messed up one or two parts of the story cut me some slack i haven't read much of the comics in a long time.
User avatar #65 to #63 - aussiepridevil (07/22/2012) [-]
oh also "lady death" befriended him and remarks him and herself to be "kindred spirits"
which added to his healing factor, he can't die, not easily anyway, hence why his cancer ravages his body but doesn't affect his health, just his mind.
#68 to #40 - jamesisawesome (07/22/2012) [-]
Why the 			****		 would you get thumbed down for that?
Why the **** would you get thumbed down for that?
User avatar #71 to #68 - anustraveller ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
Because I asked something and usually FunnyJunk users hate opinions or request not about **** stuff or ponies
User avatar #50 to #40 - ortonja (07/22/2012) [-]
His power is similar to Wolverine's healing factor. Also, he once managed to bone Death itself, so he was cursed to never die, so they could never be together.
#91 - forsakendragon (07/22/2012) [-]
your mom's face when she sees the scissors.
#89 - Rascal (07/22/2012) [-]
lol he has a pair of scissors in his butt
User avatar #25 - nippuhl (07/22/2012) [-]
It's fun to sing at the YMCA!
#72 - Rascal (07/22/2012) [-]
ok wheres the spoon?
#20 - Rascal (07/22/2012) [-]
In case anybody wants to know, the artist is Doubleleaf on Deviantart.
User avatar #27 to #20 - ILikeGreen (07/22/2012) [-]
Sorry I would have posted the artist but I found this without any link to the artist.
#19 - piratesruler (07/22/2012) [-]
Deadpool seems like an awesome superhero. I've never heard of him until funnyjunk introduced me.. but if his arm was cut like ham, could he put the pieces back together?
#21 to #19 - Rascal (07/22/2012) [-]
Yup. Wolverine lops his arm off in Hulk vs Wolverine and obviously cos of the way his claws are Deadpool's arm is in bits and he takes some time and tries to squish everything back together the right way going "no that's not right..i don't..what the hell?"
#74 - Rascal (07/22/2012) [-]
What the hell Sais are not sharp, they're blunt, that must've been difficult to stab into him.
User avatar #32 - tenaciousjon (07/22/2012) [-]
No blood. That's normal if Deadpool wants it to be, I guess.
#35 to #32 - Rascal (07/22/2012) [-]
change your avatar
User avatar #36 to #35 - tenaciousjon (07/22/2012) [-]
Why would I change my Crash avatar?
#39 to #36 - Rascal (07/22/2012) [-]
idunno
User avatar #41 to #39 - tenaciousjon (07/22/2012) [-]
Give me a legit reason.
#42 to #41 - Rascal (07/22/2012) [-]
because you are beautiful.
#43 to #42 - tenaciousjon (07/22/2012) [-]
Right back at ya, sugar-tits.
Right back at ya, sugar-tits.
#90 - Rascal (07/22/2012) [-]
Where's the funny?
User avatar #80 - freakaleak (07/22/2012) [-]
does he not die or something? i know nothing about deadpool
User avatar #83 to #80 - ScottP (07/22/2012) [-]
He doesn't seem to be able to. He's gotten his head cut off and lived
User avatar #76 - mrcowll (07/22/2012) [-]
Shouldn't have ran with those scissors
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