Take off your girly
masquerade costumes, and
forget the pet rock collection
of some dentist christfag.
You want poise? You can
have it. You want big manly
homoerotic swords? Go
ahead. But if you want to be a
real badass, then invest in
Hell, go ahead and take it,
Tarkus doesn' t even want it.
He' ll happily go to sleep in a
room of pale ninjas because
he just doesn' t give a fuck.
Oh, you thought he war.
dead? Don' t relax your ass
quite yet, you miserable lot.
You' ll want this bastard s,,,,,
worthless merchant in .
It' s probabl not even sharp but who
gives a shit. don' t need a hammer
to people to death, just this
cunt. Grind some chunks and get this
to , but don' t go, ruining it' s
reputation with sparkly effects or
some voodoo magic crap - cold hard
iron is all you need.
Of course, you have to look good on the
battlefag d too, so when you. pa old
steely a visit, ick up a d too,
not that d ever need it. If you' re
somet in of an artist, you can
decorate it y ramming it into your
opponent' s stupid face. t will stop any
arsonist bitches trying to make you
break a sweat too.
Now get the fuck out there.