How is Dark 1 not the worst game? #1
The more I try to slog through this dated trash heap the more confused I get. Where does all this praise come from? Was 2011 really that bad? I' been trying to work my way through it with a
friend and I can' t believe how many unnecessary systems you have to engage with to play through the supposed GOAT. Gewust beat the - in his instance and that might be the
worst boss I' seen in any of these games. Here' s what immediately comes to mind after our session:
I Need to be human to summon, but lose your humanity along with your souls.
I Can' t fast travel between bonfires (at least until way late in the game?)
I Can' t light bonfires when a summon is around.
I Garbage Estus flask implementation (number carried based on bonfire, slow to drink, summons can' t heal on their own, probably more dumb shit I' m forgetting)
I Molasses movement; super slow sprinting E. anything below fast roll is a bad time
I Dope PC port that requires several mods and tweaks to run decently
Everyone calls Miyazaki a genius or a god, and I have to agree, because only a genius could make such a bad game and yet somehow get people to love it and continue to spread praise in the
Here' s my Souls timeline if that matters:
I Demon' s Souls: Killed the first couple bosses; haven? gone back yet. Gets a pass cause it came first.
I Bloodborne: Played through the first few bosses alone; realized I owned something special.
I Dark Souls ll: - Beat the whole game with a friend on KSA- Long as fuck, but a good time.
I Dark Souls Ill Vanilla - Got at launch on PSA; beat the whole thing with same buddy. Solid entry
I Dark Souls: Why did I buy this
I Bloodborne: Came back and beat the entire game + DLC with my friend. Still amazing
I Naoh: Played up to a couple missions in the second region. Decent game with shit restrictions.
Bloodborne was released, there' s no reason to talk about Dark Souls I anymore, unless it' s to say "Wow, Dark Souls I sure is bad when compared to Bloodborne" Please convince me
otherwise god bless