Fuck the Chariot. Stephen Maurice Graham made this thing. I wish I could make things, but I just can't stop sucking cocks long enough to get anything done!. a cat is fine to
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Fuck the Chariot

Fuck the Chariot. Stephen Maurice Graham made this thing. I wish I could make things, but I just can't stop sucking cocks long enough to get anything done!.

Stephen Maurice Graham made this thing.

I wish I could make things, but I just can't stop sucking cocks long enough to get anything done!

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Submitted: 05/03/2014
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#22 - WolfPrince (05/04/2014) [-]
I feel weird, but I'm attracted to that cat because of her voice.
#32 to #22 - John Cena (05/04/2014) [-]
I know I feel the exact same way.
Most awkward boner in my life.
User avatar #36 to #22 - guardianatreyu ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
Just remember: "A cat is fine too."
User avatar #19 - eloys (05/04/2014) [-]
Shalquoir's voice though. Goddammit it's amazing.
User avatar #21 to #19 - demented (05/04/2014) [-]
That VA is vocal porn
User avatar #39 to #21 - eloys (05/04/2014) [-]
you are right
#4 - painfullfoxtwo (05/04/2014) [-]
Chariot is easy
User avatar #34 to #15 - painfullfoxtwo (05/04/2014) [-]
what are theses from?
User avatar #35 to #34 - painfullfoxtwo (05/04/2014) [-]
as in what site?
User avatar #47 to #35 - flevee (05/04/2014) [-]
Here ya go: www.loganfeliciano.com/1/archives/12-2013/1.html .As far as I can tell he has different pictures beginning in October 2013, and until March 2014( navigate on the right of the screen). Those are the ones i found anyways.
User avatar #20 to #4 - beroty ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
you're right,chariot is easy
if you have the spell "Yearn"
you can just lure the skeletons with it and stop with the necromancy ********
and when you've to defeat the two headed horses,just dodge the running attack and spam Dark Hail or Great Resonant Soul near them
User avatar #50 to #20 - hotschurl (05/08/2014) [-]
so ******* casul.
User avatar #51 to #50 - beroty ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #49 to #20 - syndromes (05/05/2014) [-]
>uses magic
#28 - infernoimmortal (05/04/2014) [-]
He did smell rather pleasant.
#1 - letrollzor (05/03/2014) [-]
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#23 to #1 - angelious (05/04/2014) [-]
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User avatar #26 to #25 - angelious (05/04/2014) [-]
this turned out to be a sad story....
User avatar #48 - ironbeak (05/04/2014) [-]
Never met a mob more annoying than the Turtlemen. And Im counting with mobs from DS1 too
#45 - John Cena (05/04/2014) [-]
I guess It would make more sense if it said 'undead' instead of human. It was still pretty funny though.
User avatar #41 - failtolawl (05/04/2014) [-]
I have an easier time with those big ole giant sword carrying people then I do with the first level zombie things.
User avatar #33 - anthonyh (05/04/2014) [-]
"responds to hornygamer14"
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#30 to #29 - John Cena (05/04/2014) [-]
The servers are absolute bollocks, and always will be.
#31 to #29 - John Cena (05/04/2014) [-]
Yes. They consume way too little stamina, allowing to to stab a literal 12-times at a speed faster then the stumble duration.

The only counter I've seen to it is finding some way to drain their stamina by making them chase and casting a firestorm style spell. Then backing up when they roll with forbidden sun or GRS.

E.g. more *************** , but now requiring thought.

In DaS2 Stamina is EVERYTHING. Make them waste it and make sure you're regenning yours faster.
#38 to #29 - fiyerdragon (05/04/2014) [-]
1. Getting back stabbed alot? check to see if you have an option selected that allows cross continent play and turn that off (your connection prob cant handle that).
2. Fighting someone with a rapier is easy, if you have enough poise when they go to hit you hit them back as hard as you can. From own personal experience all rapier wielders wear super weak armor (though some go heavier armour but that = less stam for them), and when it comes to my 2 +10 washing poles i dual wield they tend to die relativly fast when i start swinging.
3. Praise sun all day erryday
User avatar #40 to #29 - bendeman ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
If their rapiers are dealing a lot of damage, then that means they're squishy motheruckers. just bait out a stab and swing back with something larger as to out range them. Rapiers are quick, but have no "chasing power" so if they hit you at the edge of their range, they cant keep stabbing, because the knockback of the first hit pushed you too far away.
User avatar #16 - wastelandgunner ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
"Responds to Hornygamer14".
#27 to #16 - John Cena (05/04/2014) [-]
yes we can all read
User avatar #12 - frenzyhero ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
The entire game was easy as hell. NG6 and never challenged. Plat that **** in 3 days, got the exalted+conqueror rings. The difficulty was an absolute joke. Only died a bit over 80 times, if you don't count dueling. Already traded it in weeks ago, bought Tales of Symphonia to play through again.

Because it actually lasts longer than 60 hours.
User avatar #14 to #12 - FeeFieFoe (05/04/2014) [-]
I know right, in my opinion, the Lost Sinner was the best boss, because it was actually a challenge for me in ng+, but good ol Nerf souls 2 had to **** that up for me, lost sinner is actually laughable now, we should tell that to tumblr, ''This female boss in Dark Souls 2 was very tough, but the creators decided it wasn't realistic and made her weak'' Holy hell the ********* that would cause, makes me erect on so many levels
User avatar #24 to #14 - angelious (05/04/2014) [-]
sinners was actually rather weak....miracles rip her apart and in melee its too easy to dodge her attacks...kinda shame since she was such a cool fight

User avatar #6 - xapplemanx (05/04/2014) [-]
i havent gotten past majula yet cause im a pussy
User avatar #11 to #6 - thatguybehindyou (05/04/2014) [-]
The bosses are easier imo. Except the ancient dragon. Dat ***** one shotted me
#42 to #11 - John Cena (05/04/2014) [-]
Yep Stand in front of him and bait out the breath -< go swing his legs if he tries to fly -> run away is pretty hard
User avatar #5 - deathweaver (05/04/2014) [-]
Any tips on how to beat the three sentinels?
#8 to #5 - John Cena (05/04/2014) [-]
Kill that first one that's alone, get a 100% phys shield and just block what you can't dodge. Get one or two hits in while sticking to his ass.

After he's done, wait a bit and a second one will jump up there, get a few hits on him and then jump down before the third decides to join you. Keep your distance, block the swipes you can't avoid, get them to attack and then get a couple hits in. Make sure you avoid their shield toss and punish them when they go for their spin.

Takes awhile but once you get two of the three down it's nearly impossible to lose.
User avatar #9 to #8 - deathweaver (05/04/2014) [-]
thanks, anon.
#10 to #5 - John Cena (05/04/2014) [-]
Summon help.
User avatar #44 to #5 - alexownz (05/04/2014) [-]
SUmmon OP Mage bitch, Dual Weild Maces and they get stun locked, laugh at the three stooges as they try to do anything against you.
#13 to #5 - soluvy (05/04/2014) [-]
I ran out of human effigies and just threw myself at the boss until i learned you need to be patient. Don't try and over exert, eve when you think you could get a hit off. its ot worth the damage you might take
User avatar #52 to #13 - nuclearnacho (05/08/2014) [-]
That's pretty much the mantra for any Dark Souls boss ever. Except 4 Kings. Just havel up and smack away.
User avatar #18 to #5 - thundagawd ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
Try and stay on the platform until the first one goes down, after that jump down to the ground, heal up, and try to kite them so as the 2 remaining ones bunch together, that way they'll often do the exact same attack so when you get a hit in both of them will be recovering from a swing.

Alternatively, you can summon Pilgrim Bellcaire (Or whatever the **** her name is) in one of the cells to help distract one of the sentinels after you take out the first one. She has **** health and weak armor though so chances are she'll drop dead before the fight is done, but either way, it's an extra target that can split them up if you want to play it safe.
User avatar #7 to #5 - madzombiie ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
hit them until their hp is gone.
#17 to #7 - meyoown (05/04/2014) [-]
Not dieing also helps.
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