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    User avatar#1 - camzore**User deleted account** 
    Reply+243
    (02/19/2017)[-]
    this what the grim reaper does on sundays as his part time job
    #109 to #1 - jasir 
    Reply+5
    (02/20/2017)[-]
    Actually he cut the grass blades one by one, that is the true reapers way.  He is still faster than humans in cutting it down thou.
    Actually he cut the grass blades one by one, that is the true reapers way. He is still faster than humans in cutting it down thou.
    User avatar#110 to #109 - camzore**User deleted account** 
    Reply+1
    (02/20/2017)[-]
    terry pratchett reaper gives me so many feels
    User avatar#5 to #1 - amagicalwhimsy 
    Reply+4
    (02/19/2017)[-]
    *correcting a mistake*
    He loves reaping dat grass
    User avatar#6 to #5 - camzore**User deleted account** 
    Reply+8
    (02/19/2017)[-]
    i want to rape your ass
    User avatar#7 to #5 - camzore**User deleted account** 
    Reply+7
    (02/19/2017)[-]
    whoops i mean reap your grass, i'm a gardener at heart, haha. where do you live, btw? i want to cut your grass
    User avatar#8 to #7 - amagicalwhimsy 
    Reply0
    (02/19/2017)[-]
    The green a pleasant land.. according to our own propaganda
    #4 to #1 - amagicalwhimsy 
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    #11 - ponchies#232 on commentsRank#232  
    Reply+154
    (02/19/2017)[-]
    very experienced man cutting at incredible hihg speed
    very experienced man cutting at incredible hihg speed
    #51 - concavenatorrex 
    Reply+94
    (02/20/2017)[-]
    So basically using a farmer's gardening tool exactly in the manner it was meant to be used for... This model of scythe in particular was designed to trim low, not as a weapon as it is so often portrayed
    So basically using a farmer's gardening tool exactly in the manner it was meant to be used for... This model of scythe in particular was designed to trim low, not as a weapon as it is so often portrayed
    User avatar#53 to #51 - joeblow 
    Reply+11
    (02/20/2017)[-]
    Son you posted exactly 34 seconds before me
    User avatar#54 to #53 - MuahahaOfLore#14 on contentRank#14 [OP] 
    Reply+18
    (02/20/2017)[-]
    he found a picture tho
    User avatar#55 to #54 - joeblow 
    Reply+13
    (02/20/2017)[-]
    This is also very true
    #89 to #51 - penileburglar 
    Reply+9
    (02/20/2017)[-]
    I mean, lots of weapons have their roots in farming tools.   
   
Yeah, anybody with half a brain knows they weren't designed for use as weapons.  But when you don't have a weapon handy--or, in many cases, when a governing body takes your weapons away--you use what you've got.  large scythes, hand scythes (kamas), kunai, nunchucks, tonfa, etc.   
   
Hell, tonfa are still used as weapons today, modern police batons are basically modeled after an old farming tool.
    I mean, lots of weapons have their roots in farming tools.

    Yeah, anybody with half a brain knows they weren't designed for use as weapons. But when you don't have a weapon handy--or, in many cases, when a governing body takes your weapons away--you use what you've got. large scythes, hand scythes (kamas), kunai, nunchucks, tonfa, etc.

    Hell, tonfa are still used as weapons today, modern police batons are basically modeled after an old farming tool.
    User avatar#114 to #89 - jiacomo 
    Reply0
    (02/20/2017)[-]
    What was the tool used for?
    User avatar#118 to #114 - putincanmeltcrimea 
    Reply0
    (02/20/2017)[-]
    if i remember correctly it used to be a handle or a lever on a mill. almost all japanese weapons associated with ninjas and such originated from agricultural equipment
    User avatar#121 to #118 - jiacomo 
    Reply0
    (02/20/2017)[-]
    Well, the more you know. The best part with that kind of thing is any occupying army/government can't take them away. If they did they'd all starve.
    User avatar#123 to #121 - putincanmeltcrimea 
    Reply0
    (02/20/2017)[-]
    yeah thats exactly the point. it was forbidden for peasants to own weaponry and their lives pretty much amounted to **** so peasants and ninjas who were mostly disguised as peasants had to utilize farm tools.
    User avatar#134 to #123 - penileburglar 
    Reply+1
    (02/20/2017)[-]
    Indeed.

    What's funny, though, is the peasants weren't the ones who turned it into such a big martial arts thing. Ironically, the wealthy people who could afford weapons and bodyguards enjoyed the novelty of learning to fight with a farm tool.
    User avatar#137 to #134 - putincanmeltcrimea 
    Reply0
    (02/20/2017)[-]
    yeah, mostly westerners or fanboys
    User avatar#139 to #137 - teedoubler 
    Reply0
    (02/21/2017)[-]
    I think he means before that.

    As in the actual aristocracy in Japan / China at the time when these were used.

    Westerners wouldn't get involved until much later.
    #129 to #51 - thathomestuckguy 
    Reply+2
    (02/20/2017)[-]
    I mean, normally, sure, but War Scythes are in fact a thing.   
Just rotate the blade so that it's vertical and you've got yourself a fairly decent polearm.   
Just a shame that most authors/artists don't seem to understand this.   
   
'cause I mean farming scythes look cool and all   
but in combat, boy are they useless.
    I mean, normally, sure, but War Scythes are in fact a thing.
    Just rotate the blade so that it's vertical and you've got yourself a fairly decent polearm.
    Just a shame that most authors/artists don't seem to understand this.

    'cause I mean farming scythes look cool and all
    but in combat, boy are they useless.
    User avatar#126 to #51 - gabikak 
    Reply0
    (02/20/2017)[-]
    Isn't scythe for really thich grass that you can't use simple either mechanical or motorized mower on?
    In this case it was really unnecessary and just wasted energy, like using chipped stones instead of scissors.
    User avatar#9 - zekeon 
    Reply+76
    (02/19/2017)[-]
    You usually see a scythe on an anime villain, not during its intended use
    #103 to #9 - bluboyrulez 
    Reply+3
    (02/20/2017)[-]
    ~Are you telling me these weren't designed for use by anime villains??
    ~Are you telling me these weren't designed for use by anime villains??
    #140 to #9 - anon id: 71ac6b9a 
    Reply0
    (02/22/2017)[-]
    Seeings these comments makes me feel like an outcast, because I would rather expect to see a scythe used for it's intended use than as a weapon.
    #79 - geistenhaus 
    Reply+44
    (02/20/2017)[-]
    wow, not a single rupee
    User avatar#88 to #79 - zetsuboukamina 
    Reply+2
    (02/20/2017)[-]
    Must be some kinda super Hero Mode in BoTW. You only get rupees through pots now
    User avatar#52 - joeblow 
    Reply+31
    (02/20/2017)[-]
    Holy **** someone using a tool in a manner for which it was designed
    #2 - dooraddiction 
    Reply+27
    (02/19/2017)[-]
    Comment Picture
    User avatar#49 to #2 - wdparsell#197 on commentsRank#197 
    Reply+11
    (02/20/2017)[-]
    SUPER
    User avatar#50 to #49 - retardedboss 
    Reply+12
    (02/20/2017)[-]
    NEAT
    User avatar#3 - amagicalwhimsy 
    Reply+14
    (02/19/2017)[-]
    Scythe vs Brushcutter 1  South West Annual Scythe Festival  June 2010
    #13 to #3 - muffinssnuffims 
    Reply+15
    (02/19/2017)[-]
    To be fair, this isn't really a reasonable "old vs new" comparison, because a weed-wacker is only really for getting into corners or removing weeds from mulched areas under trees and things like that. The real comparison would be between a lawnmower and a scythe.
    User avatar#14 to #13 - chikibriki 
    Reply+9
    (02/19/2017)[-]
    with grass that tall a regul-ar lawnmower would get clogged up to ****
    #61 to #14 - muffinssnuffims 
    Reply0
    (02/20/2017)[-]
    Yeah you'd have to go over it 2 or even 3 times but even going over it 2 or 3 times would take half the time of the scythe if using a riding/mini-tractor mower. I always mowed the lawn for my family and it usually was that long, but changing the blade height on those mowers takes about 1 second. A full second, but a second nonetheless.
    User avatar#62 to #61 - chikibriki 
    Reply+1
    (02/20/2017)[-]
    yeah, with a riding mower it might be easier but making 2-3 passes would still probably tke longer than the scythe
    User avatar#15 to #14 - goobyman#238 on contentRank#238 
    Reply0
    (02/19/2017)[-]
    ..... no
    lawnmowers also continually cut.
    User avatar#16 to #15 - chikibriki 
    Reply+10
    (02/19/2017)[-]
    until they stop cutting because they're so full of grass the blades stop
    User avatar#20 to #16 - goobyman#238 on contentRank#238 
    Reply-14
    (02/19/2017)[-]
    yeah buddy, you just blow in from stupid town?

    lawnmower blades spin super fast. they not only cut the grass, they move it out of the way for new grass. it doesn't clog up, buddy.
    User avatar#21 to #20 - chikibriki 
    Reply+22
    (02/19/2017)[-]
    you've never cut grass that tall have you?
    User avatar#30 to #20 - dohickey#253 on commentsRank#253 
    Reply+10
    (02/19/2017)[-]
    Have you ever even used a lawnmower in your life? I don't know if it's because you're in Germany where all your appliances are indestructible but for the rest of the world tall grass is a nightmare on conventional lawnmowers
    User avatar#24 to #20 - mondominiman#121 on contentRank#121 
    Reply+3
    (02/19/2017)[-]
    If the grass is extremely tall you're machine will just get clogged up instantly.
    User avatar#115 to #20 - freestyleristaken 
    Reply+2
    (02/20/2017)[-]
    These peasants on FJ have only big lawnmowers with tiny collection bags, they don't know of big lawnmowers with big containers.

    Still it its this tall, you wouldn't use the container, just cut it and let it fly out the back, then rake it up. Still faster than scythe.
    User avatar#39 to #20 - jackpott 
    Reply0
    (02/20/2017)[-]
    As someone who cut grass for a living when i was younger using a lawnmower, I can confirm that using a handheld lawnmower on grass that tall would be a huge pain in the dick and constantly clog up your blades. You would have to run over it once with the blades set all the way up and hope that worked, then if it did you'd have to go over it again with the blades lower to make it a decent length.
    User avatar#22 to #13 - ettne 
    Reply+4
    (02/19/2017)[-]
    where i'm from we use weedwackers for everything 'cause only rich people can afford flat land.
    #60 to #22 - muffinssnuffims 
    Reply0
    (02/20/2017)[-]
    Lol. Would be interesting to see this competition on your land though - I imagine a scythe would also have more difficulty on non-flat land but I'm not sure it would be enough to make it lose or not...
    User avatar#17 to #13 - amagicalwhimsy 
    Reply0
    (02/19/2017)[-]
    Well you better get in contact with the shows organizer then..
    #10 - billyblooper 
    Reply+12
    (02/19/2017)[-]
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    User avatar#12 - ragingposer 
    Reply+7
    (02/19/2017)[-]
    BoStarr and the Champions of Galastrom lost scene Relevant, because of grass.
    #26 to #12 - rprol 
    Reply0
    (02/19/2017)[-]
    Wow.
    #27 to #26 - ragingposer 
    Reply+1
    (02/19/2017)[-]
    I know, I am grasping for straws here, to post something relevant.   
   
That gardener will have more green thumbs than I ever will.  So lettuce leaf it at that.
    I know, I am grasping for straws here, to post something relevant.

    That gardener will have more green thumbs than I ever will. So lettuce leaf it at that.
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