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You may have... 2 pewees or 1 pewee and 3 perks or 7 perks
Whenever you epin this wallet there will always be local identification indicating
you can lawfully be wherever you are. Additionally there will be the fecal
equivalent of tity use, recharged every day. Lastly, if you fry to board any type of
transportation (train, ship, plane, bus, space ship, etc.] you will find a valid ticket to
beard it. If you lose the wallet, you will find it in your pocket for in a place easily
found) the next day. It can be given away, passing an its effects, but if it is stalin, it
will be last quickly by the thief and returned ta its anner.
You can leap tall buildings in a single bound, fly, lift objects
weighing up to we tons, and mave at super speed. Your
mental processes have sped up ta match your speed, and
you have an amount at central so that you never have to
worry about going tea fast or using tee much force. You are
also invincible to an extent. It will take a tannehill to the face
lo really damage you. A superhero costume arrives in the
mail a week after you gain this power, and arrives again
every time the last ene is destroyed. You may gift these
powers, but they otherwise cannot be taken away tram you.
You make four male friends in the next week. They are fetal
bros, following the bro code to the letter, and sharing your
hobbies and interests. They will accept you for who you are, live
as tang as you do, and give you a family formed in unshakable
bends. They will always be near your geographical location,
traveling with you if you invite them. They are great in a fight,
and have hilarious, friendly, but different, engaging
The Wared ause...
You receive the deed to a warehouse. It is very large, but has nothing
in it but a ledger. If you write that the warehouse will receive any
l Cuantity of any existing item, in a week that item in that quantity will
Iworld for typical market prices. Purchasing and shipping to you is
done by the mysterious NOTM llc. No ene will cuestion what gees in
the warehouse, and all laws regarding transportation of illegal goods
are null there. However, the laws apply when you transport anything
tram the warm ewe, so business ventures made tram the warm ewe
must be lawful er secret. The deed may be gifted but net stalin, and
ene can enter the warehouse without your permission.
ft The Answers...
You receive a cell phone that gets service everywhere. It has only two apps an
it. The first is "QELL," which you may ask any aleutian. The answer will be the
truth, matter the difficulty of the cuestion. The second app is "Feedback,"
which asks you general questions about life. If you answer enough, you are
invited lathe closed beta for Life 2. . If you accept, you are reborn in a world
where all of your feedback was taken inte account, and life far all is almost
exactly as yau' dictated it.
At any point in time you can summen a portal to any point in histery or any
fictional world. A portal ta each world can only be opened ence, except for
the real werld. You may only epin a portal in the real world' s history for each
we year period. The portal back to the moment you left can only be used
ence, and ence it has been used no mere portals can be opened. At that
point you receive a functioning portal gun and tang fall beets.
P e rks Note: Choosing a perk ence grants the black description.
Choosing it twice grants both the black and the blue description.
Redesign your appearance ence. You can change appearance at will.
Get fatally butt/ fit at whatever desired weight you cheese. Dent have to work out or eat well to maintain it.
Learn 5 languages instantly. IO, with no accent. Can learn more in a matter of hours.
You become intensely charismatic.‘ tau can read someone' body language alone.
Perfect photographic memery is yours. You can turn it off. Your memories are indexed and easily retreiver.
Choose if irate/ craft skills. You are new a master of them. in and all of the degrees and qualifications to mave it.
Lifespan is doubled, with youth the whole time. Infinite lifespan, with eternal youth. Can still be killed.
Immunity to disease and can regenerate limbs and heal quickly. Can heal others' diseases and amputations.
You gain mastery of three musical instruments. You become a genius musician, ableto compose music masterfully.
You get an income of HIDE] use, adjusted with inflation, per week. EDGE uso per week. 1 Million in the bank.