u. (Choose one of those things.
F i atti, ii" ieat,
lil/ arf option Lo Fantas / / iii/
You find the body of your waifu. You wake up in a medieval low You getto live in a , where
You also turn into a necrophiliac. fantasy world. Your skills are none o. totatlly. / ess
sense. Everytime you notice that things
Go figure. next to useless and all the food shouldn' t actually , they
tastes shitty. immediately stop working.
You are now a steampunk pedophile robot Your wish of being a goddamn flying You get a lifetime supply of free icecream.
that releases clouds nosteam and makes whale has been granted. You look majestic Also the next icemane starts.
loud ‘woo choo' noises everytime you see as fuck, but the clouds you produce are
a little girl/ boy. so incredibly harmful to the tiem/ internent,
that eco activists will try to kill you.
After you have chosen, proceed to page 2 to learn about the secret rectifier of your wish.