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#1 - iamtheblackgoat
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(06/12/2013) [-]
mfw when I hear that certain lawmakers want to extradite Snowden and try him for treason
#29 to #1 - atma
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(06/13/2013) [-]
who?
#112 to #29 - atma
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(06/13/2013) [-]
k cool thanks
#52 to #1 - anon
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(06/13/2013) [-]
americu!
#87 to #1 - anon
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Who is this snowden fag anyways?
#90 to #87 - anon
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(06/13/2013) [-]
He's whistle blower for the NSA who revealed things such as the U.S. hacking the Chinese and North Koreans for years AS IF WE DIDN'T ******* KNOW THAT ALREADY. But he made the hacking official basically.
#100 to #1 - cudlefish
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(06/13/2013) [-]
It is treason, what he did was morally good, but it was treason.
#137 to #100 - keiishiyama
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Treason is betraying a nation, which he did not do. He stole from the federal government because it was betraying the people. I'd say he was the good guy in a treasonous government.
#9 to #1 - tiredofannon
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(06/13/2013) [-]
I love how members of congress were like "Oh we knew about it so its okay."
#18 to #9 - anon
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(06/13/2013) [-]
actually, a lot of members of congress were like "huh? I never heard about this!"
and then the government was like "oh shut up you stupid cunt. we ******* BRIEFED you on it. MULTIPLE TIMES. you knew the whole ******* thing"
#55 to #18 - certifiedidiot
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(06/13/2013) [-]
That's basicly politicians scape goat ''Well I didn't know anything about that'' hell the act that would cover monsanto's ass that was passed was supposedly done so without anyone in congress knowing about it, except for the fact that one member of congress called it out infront of ******* everybody before it passed.

You know that joke Obama did about Romnesia? It's a ******* epidemic.
#41 to #1 - yowhatsup
Reply +7
(06/13/2013) [-]
>mfw when   
>my face when when
>mfw when
>my face when when
#127 to #41 - propanex ONLINE
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(06/13/2013) [-]
i didn't even notice.
#56 to #1 - missrainbowdash
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(06/13/2013) [-]
the government should be tried for treason.
#2 to #1 - keiishiyama
Reply +114
(06/12/2013) [-]
Technically he did commit treason - against an illegal government.

He did the most patriotic thing the Founders could ask for: defending the Constitution.
#34 to #2 - europe
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Well said
#97 to #2 - snowshark
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(06/13/2013) [-]
No. He did the most human thing that any human could ask for, defended human rights.

**** the constitution and **** the founding fathers, what he did affected the whole world. He's not a national hero, he's a freaking world hero.
#197 to #97 - linktheherooftime
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(06/13/2013) [-]
I was expecting you to end that by saying "He's the hero the world deserves."
#198 to #197 - snowshark
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Not the one it deserves.

But the one it needs.
#133 to #97 - keiishiyama
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Damn, I am SO glad I didn't say that first. I agree with you 100%.
#131 to #97 - anon
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Why are people thumbing you down? Did he do a bad thing?
#3 to #2 - anon
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(06/12/2013) [-]
i thought the most patriotic thing you can do was buy a cheese burger
#4 to #3 - keiishiyama
Reply +38
(06/13/2013) [-]
That's when our government is playing nice, which it isn't doing right now.
#126 to #4 - propanex ONLINE
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Don't worry, legally we have a revolution every 4 or 8 years. We will be getting one this up coming election.
Don't worry, legally we have a revolution every 4 or 8 years. We will be getting one this up coming election.
#231 to #126 - propanex ONLINE
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(06/14/2013) [-]
We change our leader every 4 or 8 years. How am I wrong?
We change our leader every 4 or 8 years. How am I wrong?
#20 to #3 - bulbakip
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(06/13/2013) [-]
In america you do both to be a patriot: defend the constituion while eating a cheeseburger.

Now if only i had an image of an american constitution cheeseburger.... here's this instead.
#139 to #20 - jthwdragon
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(06/13/2013) [-]
i would say this is a bit better than a cheese burger, it made me make an ecchi folder in my porn hard drive
#6 - beerholder
Reply +147
(06/13/2013) [-]
What is this event worthy enough to be mentioned into the council of funnyjunk?
#99 to #6 - anon
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Because this affects pretty much anyone on the internet.
#51 to #6 - ratiller
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(06/13/2013) [-]
a whistleblower from an independent contracting agency doing something for the FBI leaked information about monitoring being done by the NSA, all of our internet activity and like 1 out of every three phone calls was recorded by our government "for national security"

**** storm ensued, people dug up about obama renewing this act, all in all it just contributed more to government hate and the fight to impeach obummer
#8 to #6 - pheonixinstinct
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(06/13/2013) [-]
US government went through alot of personal information that they shouldn't be aloud to. that's the jist of a long story.
#10 to #6 - bokkos ONLINE
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Basically the PATRIOT Act came back and bit everyone in the ass. Hard.
#15 to #10 - beerholder
Reply +12
(06/13/2013) [-]
Patriot act? This sounds like a Bush invention. I remember when I was in high school we had a debate on politics, and it was immediately after 9/11. The general view was that the gvmt will restrict the freedoms of the citizens, but I and some other people opposed thinking that Americans are not going to give up their rights so easy, and maybe there's going to be an international outcry too. We failed to notice how the public in America was so anesthetized by shock that basically surrendered unconditionally to the will of the government. I like Americans, they're civilized people, but those days you shot yourselves in the foot by getting too emotional.
#59 to #15 - certifiedidiot
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Which is kinda why I think Bin Ladden won in the long run, they may have gotten him, but he damn sure did what he set out to do.
#64 to #59 - beerholder
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, the americans are retreating next year, is it right? I wouldn't be surprised if the taliban would come back to power after they leave... Now, they are training local troops to fight the taliban, but that's useless, the volunteers are just other extremists bent on revenge, and in a few years of fighting with the taliban they will realize America screwed them over too, and we're back to square one.

A lot of people dead with no practical result, as if bin Laden was the only guy who could manage an organization...
#65 to #64 - certifiedidiot
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(06/13/2013) [-]
That and thanks to gitmo, there are loads of people whom can teach the taliban to waterboard their hostages.
#193 to #65 - Ruspanic
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Teach the Taliban to waterboard people? I wish they waterboarded people, it's much more humane than what they normally do to people.
#110 to #59 - bokkos ONLINE
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Who says Bin Laden is dead? No footage, no body, no evidence... They just raided a house his family happened to own and said they did him in. With Hussein the whole thing was broadcasted fro all to see. I'm not saying there's a conspiracy at work, only that there's a lot of questions left unanswered.
Did you know Bin Laden was a war hero during the Cold War to the Americans? There was a whole story on how he was fighting the good fight.
#116 to #110 - certifiedidiot
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Regardless of him being dead or not, he sought to strike fear into the giant, and he bloody well did so.

And if he is dead and the entire story is true with the burial at sea for him, due to FEAR of having his grave turn into a monument of Al-Qaeda, regardless of it being true or not, they keep letting him haunt them which is what he wanted.
#22 - brothergrimm ONLINE
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(06/13/2013) [-]
I'm calling it now..... "for national security" is going to replace "for science" as the excuse for wanting porn sources.
I'm calling it now..... "for national security" is going to replace "for science" as the excuse for wanting porn sources.
#61 to #22 - anon
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(06/13/2013) [-]
AS WATCHERS TOLD ME~ YOUR ALL ******* ME- IT WAS ' FOR SCIENCE THAT I GOT RAGED UPON$$%%$!!!!! (% IS $$$$ THEY FIGURE MINE FROM FUNNY JUNK, DECEIT, DNA HOOTIS / LAMB FAMILT/ DIAMONDS-
" WHEN I AM A RICH BITCH~ DEDEDEDEDE~ THEY WILL SIT ALL DAY LONG - IN A CELL OF GREEN!"""
#143 to #22 - fuckmods
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(06/13/2013) [-]
had to sign in to thumb you up
#30 to #22 - kietzu
Reply +20
(06/13/2013) [-]
I usually use 'For Justice'.
I like it.
#31 to #30 - brothergrimm ONLINE
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(06/13/2013) [-]
#24 to #22 - rtsgamer
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(06/13/2013) [-]
can anyone give me any links...for national security?
#25 to #24 - brothergrimm ONLINE
Reply +17
(06/13/2013) [-]
depends. what's your poison?
#26 to #25 - rtsgamer
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Cyanide
#27 to #26 - brothergrimm ONLINE
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(06/13/2013) [-]
#82 - csectioncomics [OP]
Reply +84
(06/13/2013) [-]
Hey FJ, original artist here! Thank you for the love, feel free to visit the C-Section Comics site for more cartoons. And I'll keep uploading more cartoon to FJ!
#106 to #82 - Metallicock
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(06/13/2013) [-]
What do you use to draw them?
#118 to #106 - csectioncomics [OP]
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(06/13/2013) [-]
A tablet, Intuos5, but up until recently I used a very basic table - the Wacom Babmoo
#230 to #118 - Metallicock
Reply 0
(06/14/2013) [-]
No **** dude!!! That's what I got! (Wacom Babmoo)
Would you mind looking at some of my content and give me some advice on how to make it look cleaner?
I draw in Sketchbook Pro 6
#233 to #230 - csectioncomics [OP]
Reply 0
(06/14/2013) [-]
Sure, just upload them to imgur.com or somewhere similar and reply to this comment with the link, and I'll look into it
#234 to #233 - Metallicock
Reply 0
(06/14/2013) [-]
Well it's on my profile here already
#84 to #82 - hitlersoneballsack
Reply +35
(06/13/2013) [-]
no you're meant to sue us, its all wrong now
#88 to #84 - mutzaki
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(06/13/2013) [-]
It's the same person who uploaded the content.
#89 to #88 - hitlersoneballsack
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(06/13/2013) [-]
my bad
my bad
#145 to #84 - toosexyforyou
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Finally an artist that is aware of how much popularity funnyjunk brings him, I'm actually going to check out his other comics for this reason alone.
#14 - thefasrdog ONLINE
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Can I be the one to watch porn?   
   
Purely for national security,of course...
Can I be the one to watch porn?

Purely for national security,of course...
#81 to #14 - mountainyard
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(06/13/2013) [-]
There is a job (in China) where you have to watch all the porn they bring in to the country. This is to see if any of the porn videos break any of the many insane censoring laws.
#35 to #14 - stocxt
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Alright, your branch deals with horse ******* videos and the scat, as well as the asian shock porn.
#83 to #35 - thefasrdog ONLINE
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(06/13/2013) [-]
What about Brazilian fart fetish porn?
#46 to #35 - arrogant
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#103 - maxsexington
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(06/13/2013) [-]
#141 to #103 - jthwdragon
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(06/13/2013) [-]
so he will look through a bunch of search terms 90% of which will be "google" and the other 10 being how to change bing home screen into google
#38 - zaggystirdust
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(06/13/2013) [-]
I'm confused
what happened?
#53 to #38 - secretdestroyers
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(06/13/2013) [-]
People are acting like the NSA has just recently been spying on people's phone conversations because some guy who worked for them went public about it recently. In reality, it's been going on since the Bush DJ 4DM1Nistration and probably prior.

Obama's just....done nothing to stop it...or the Patriot Act....****.
#68 to #53 - darkor
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(06/13/2013) [-]
MFW When Bush DJ 4DM1N
MFW When Bush DJ 4DM1N
#69 to #68 - secretdestroyers
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Forgot it changes that **** whenever someone tries to put A.dmin.

I miss the days when DJ 4DM1N replaced "******" with "melon muncher"
#12 - ICEDgrunge
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Let me tell you all something in the effort to back up Edward Snowden, regardless of the assumption that you all are for the most part behind him, anyways.
The National Security Agency stands to intercept and collect foreign intelligence as well as protecting information of the United States from being collected by other foreign powers. It was formally established in 1952 to do its simple task. As mentioned before the NSA stands to procure foreign intelligence in the effort to stop attacks on the U.S, anything foreign that threatens National Security.
The only way in which the NSA can obtain domestic information on its population regarding terrorism or foreign involvement is through the FBI, which is the agency established to deal with obtaining such information. In 1981 President Ronald Reagan signed the Executive Order 12333, which established the definition of the NSA's true obligation and the extent in which it can go about doing this, also defining the extent it can go about doing so domestically.
The NSA has violated the legislation in which it was based on by personally taking on the collection of information by its own body, and not through the FBI. They cite the Patriot Act to define their actions as critical to terrorist disruptions, however, the numbers of times in which such a case is valid is insignifigant and farce. I say that due to the fact that due to this day the director of the NSA still has not produced the numbers of the cases that have been requested to prove this true.
Such acts of what have happened are blatantly illegal, and should Edward Snowdens information be valid, which it sure as **** looks like due to the reaction of the government, such a trampling over the boundaries so clearly established should be punished. hopefully all this information helps me understand all of this better, as well as someone else. Maybe someone may help me understand if the information provided is false. But from what I see, the NSA is in deep ****.
#21 to #12 - bulbakip
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(06/13/2013) [-]
So you seem to know wtf is going on. I'm curious, shouldn't Snowden get whistleblower protection of some kind?
#36 to #21 - thebannedzombie
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(06/13/2013) [-]
If you hadn't noticed, the issue is with the National Security Agency violating laws in conjunction with the FBI with the approval of the president, and most of the people running the ******* country. Who exactly is going to grant him protection?
#166 to #21 - ICEDgrunge
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Hong Kong is that whistleblower protection. Refer to the comments I just made above if you are interested. Hong Kong, even if it is a part of the Chinese nation, still stands almost as strong for if not more for Free Speech and personal sovereignty as The US does, based upon their fight for independence. Snowden chose his location wisely. Never, EVER think twice with his actions, the man, even being 29, is a wise human being. We are not enemies of China, we would be in war with them if we were, but goddammit is the United States intimidated by them, should The US choose to sick the CIA, Asian Triads, or any 3rd party organization on Snowden's head, Snowden chose the perfect Dog to pit against the American Hound. No other country right now could protect him better, and even if that protection is not much, it's still greater than anything we could offer.
#57 to #21 - certifiedidiot
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(06/13/2013) [-]
The current government is all for protecting whistleblowers, if that whistle is their own, because the current government is only interested in you knowing what they want you to know.
#45 to #12 - anon
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Snowden released 41 slides of information(word documents,excel, even brochures) about NSA, Only 6 remain.....without having to dig deep. I can tell you this, that from what i've found and read it would not surprise me in the SLIGHTEST that the NSA has information on at LEAST every citizen. Knowing this I have also seen a group of Israeli hackers get into those files in less then 5 minutes.... ICEDgrunge , your information is very true and you're barely scratching the surface.... so am I.
#60 to #12 - tazze
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(06/13/2013) [-]
the authorities are acting against the people, guess it's time for Operation Guillotine
#132 to #12 - brettd
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(06/13/2013) [-]
You seem to know what you're talking about, so tell me: what the **** are we supposed to do about it? because im starting to get fairly concerned.
#159 to #132 - ICEDgrunge
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Our government was established for us. We have our own rights and we have been authorized by our own constitution to seek change should we deem it necessary. This is where we need to see when the right time comes. This situation is ****** up. The government obviously does not want us to know things that might harm them, and now they have had information reach us that could harm them in our eyes, and they have no way of stopping it, and worse, there's more information to come. If the government chooses not to correct themselves, which it should. The United States government should come out on public and tell us all how sorry they are, and show us the step by step process in which they are going to ******* change the wrongdoings in which they have been commiting. If they choose not to do this, then we need to conduct ourselves in such a manner to force this, we don't want ourselves and our loving neighbors spied upon because our loving neighbors are as dangerous to us as we are to them, (and let me tell you how dangerous we all are: WE ARE NOT), We must exercise our rights given to us, because we have all grown into a community that forgets what rights we have when the rights aren't needed. I am not the kind of person who can catalyze this if need be, regardless of how well I put this ******** into words or how much I know, no one person is the right person. We ALL need to be knowledgeable, we all need to hold the information needed and we ALL need to be the ones to tell the government in one voice how we seek change. But that's where my voice stops. It comes to everyone else if they are smart enough to realize this, are you smart enough to go about understanding this? That's the hardest part: Are we all within the realms of understanding our duties? That is where my understanding must end and where your must start. THAT IS WHAT YOU MUST DO.
#152 to #132 - ICEDgrunge
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(06/13/2013) [-]
I'll tell ya something. All of the information I put into that comment I only learned 2 days ago. I'm not someone who has dedicated my life in government legislature, I just got interested in this **** and found as many valid sources I could in order to put this into words, I say this because I want to make a point.
I can't tell you exactly what we're all to do, but I can say that the second best thing is to watch how the government reacts to this. Snowden strategically put himself between America and Hong Kong because Hong Kong is one of the strongest if not THE strongest advocates of Free Speech to this day. The entire reason Hong Kong exists is through the protests and screams of freedom that they suffered to bear to speak what they wanted to, and to this day they honor that and they will hopefully honor Snowden. The fact that he chose to put these two countries between him is daunting and intimidating, and they want nothing more than to get him out of there. Hong Kong will most likely not extradite him, so the only way they can shut him up is by taking their CIA or third party agency and ******* killing him. Or they can even pay off the triads and no one will ever know. Now I say this because this is where we decide what to do. Right now, collect your information, get your **** together and understand what's going on in the government. I see people all the time completely charged based upon ethos, they see wrongdoing against them and their argument is based upon that. What we really need to charge our arguments and our speech is logos. To cultivate information. I found all of my information in the matter of a day on the first few pages of google and public government websites. The matter of understanding what is given is what needs to be truly done, given the information we are allowed to have, we need to seek to understand before we do anything against the government should they not conduct themselves in the way we see fit. I'll continue this to you. Wordcount
#107 - oergh
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(06/13/2013) [-]
It should never be a crime to reveal the crimes of your government...America get your **** together
#19 - crazyeyedbioll
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Everyone crying about the NSA ****, when it's been going on since 2001. has it really effected your lives? no, get over it. inb4 butthurt muh privacy freedums
#50 to #19 - lordaurion
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(06/13/2013) [-]
>2001
Try the mid 40's.
#73 to #19 - whippersnapper
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Yes it has really hurt us and the trouble ids growing fast child.
#28 to #19 - jabzilla
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(06/13/2013) [-]
you do realize that "it doesnt effect my life" excuse doesnt work right? if any one of these affects any american then it affects you aswell.
they monitor the emails and the privacy of the news and the reporters
they keep tabs on groups they "deem" suspicious
they call whistle blowers terrorists
they shut down the entire boston city for 2 guys.
whats to say they dont use you next?
if the rights of any american are messed with then so are your rights.
because if you wait for it to be your turn then who will be left to stand up for you?
#33 to #28 - crazyeyedbioll
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(06/13/2013) [-]
oh, they locked down boston for two guys? you know, just two regular ol joes right? not crazed terrorists that killed alot of innocents or anything. gosh, trying to bring justice to them, how DARE the government, how dare they, for shame.
#39 to #33 - anon
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(06/13/2013) [-]
A teenager and his slightly older brother were worthy of a lockdown but not ridiculously violent gangs that rampage and kill every single day?
#43 to #39 - jorah
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Really? how are you going to do a lockdown on gangs?
You don't know all the gang members, there are thousands.
Get real, child.
#44 to #28 - jorah
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(06/13/2013) [-]
They shut down boston for 2 TERRORISTS
that had BOMBS and wanted to KILL people, and were CAPABLE OF DOING SO

And yes, they keep tabs on groups that could be up to terrorist activity, it's called doing your ******* job and trying to not let terrorists kill people and get away with it without stopping them before they do worse.
#80 to #44 - anon
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Yet the deregulated industry of yours in texas killed more people, the US kills more of it's own people than terrorists yet everyone gets a hissy fit and sacrifice everything to seek safety from terrorists.

******* pathetic.
#48 to #44 - crazyeyedbioll
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Thank you, good to see not everyone would rather terrorists just get free roam over everything. Our way of getting the terrorists may not be perfect, but please come up with something better that doesnt invade someone's privacy or offend somebody, please do.
#54 to #48 - anon
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Your way of getting terrorists help them spread terror you ******* moron.

Thanks to people like you, Bin Ladden may be dead but he's ******* won.

And so much chit chat about guns would save your lifes and so much, yet one little bang and every single individual cowers beneath their couch.

You let the terrorists change you America, you let them win, why couldn't you have beaten your chest and stood proud and strong on that fateful day?
#62 to #54 - anon
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Because he REALLY LOVES IT HRRE DNA- NOT S BOSSY BITCH?? U WERE THE MISTRESS/ MATTRESS/ GOOD FOR A BJ- EANTED MORE GOT PREGN/ LIED. HE CHEATED WE KNEW/ IRS/ USED CHASE UR FYCKED/ U GAVE ORDERS/ DADDY O WORKED. POWER OF ATTORNEY/ MAKE OYR DAY DEE??
#75 to #48 - whippersnapper
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(06/13/2013) [-]
"terrorists' are general government patsies to create the illusion and generate terror for government clampdowns. Al the surveillance and spying and violation of human and civil rights in the world wont stop someone from up and doing something bad if thats what they want to do, only well armed knowledgeable and concerned citizens can really deter terroristic attempts. Tv makes it out liek the gov is really saving the universe daily, but really they are the primary ones stirring up the feces. You need to open your eyes, the public fool system and the media have been lying to you, and they are not spreading lies and pushing for conformity and control for nothing people, there is a reason why, it is because there will come something so bad that even lazy self centered teenage slackers would take action if they were able to. This is all happening for a reason, and at the back of everyone's minds, even though they may choose not to believe it, we all know what it is.
#150 to #75 - crazyeyedbioll
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(06/13/2013) [-]
oh god I havent laughed so hard in ages, thanks
#232 to #150 - whippersnapper
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(06/14/2013) [-]
It is a love of ignorance that is popular now. People have been conditioned to think they are aware while avoiding true awareness. Thinking that anything outside the tiny twisted box their minds are in is to be mocked rather than considered, you have been drafted into the army which fights against you. You laugh now but you will cry later.