Want to play some cards, Niko?. At least he has a good hand... Shame its not blackjack. far cry three
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#116 - graphicscat (01/03/2013) [-]
I like this game. This is a nice ******* game.
#195 to #116 - spartusee (01/03/2013) [-]
I like this comment. This is a nice ******* comment.
User avatar #4 - tarnis (01/02/2013) [-]
Shame its not blackjack.
User avatar #6 to #4 - farcrylogic (01/02/2013) [-]
Why? I love Texas Hold 'Em.
#7 to #6 - beep (01/03/2013) [-]
Because he'd win double with that hand
Because he'd win double with that hand
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User avatar #1 - reallythemaster (01/02/2013) [-]
Kidnapped friends or not, he IS still on vacation.
#14 - FlyingButt (01/03/2013) [-]
hfw friends are in trouble
#120 - phanact (01/03/2013) [-]
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#115 - rbpwn (01/03/2013) [-]
>First Poker game
>Oh **** I don't know how to play what the **** oh no
>Not even playing
>Win without looking at cards
>Oh thank god I don't have to actually play them second poker game
>Actually playing
> ***************
>All in both times
>Win

and then I met Sam
The best ******* character in the game
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#121 to #119 - poppo (01/03/2013) [-]
If that is true, I'm gonna flip some **** and come to your house just to smack the living **** out of you. I woke up just to see this spoiler comment?
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#156 to #147 - poppo (01/03/2013) [-]
Here is another one, same picture but with added text
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#125 to #123 - poppo (01/03/2013) [-]
There I made that just for you. That is what is going to molest and destroy everything you love about your current life. I hope you'll understand what power you are messing with here, bye
User avatar #136 to #115 - fuzzyballs (01/03/2013) [-]
everyone wins that first game automatically
it's impossible to lose
#3 - vedgetable (01/02/2013) [-]
you'd think vaas would shoot jason in the face a couple of times knowing that that would be hard to kill
you'd think vaas would shoot jason in the face a couple of times knowing that that would be hard to kill
User avatar #20 to #3 - VICTORx (01/03/2013) [-]
why does this have to match the beat of the song i listening to?
i've been watching it for like 3 minutes now
what am i doing with my life?
#30 to #3 - notafunnyguy (01/03/2013) [-]
he does finally get frustrated after 2 attempts, and shoots jason in the heart. but the lighter you grab when you pick up your camera and map stops the bullet. so he DID try, jason just really is that hard to kill
#31 to #30 - anon (01/03/2013) [-]
Vaas gives you the lighter when he sets you on fire. Making it even more ironic.
User avatar #93 to #31 - zerokiller (01/03/2013) [-]
No, he probably had the lighter before he went to the island. Then when his brother told you to grab your stuff and the map he picks up the lighter. When he goes to save his girlfriend and gets caught, Vaas tries to use his own lighter to burn him, but it doesn't work. The whole cut scene he is trying to get it to work then says something along the lines of, "This lighter is a piece of **** . Well, so much for poetics." Then he places the lighter in his pocket, lights the place, and leaves.
#39 - brasilient (01/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #141 to #39 - dinonator (01/03/2013) [-]
im suck with computers, can anyone spin that gif 90 degrees
User avatar #48 to #39 - RequieminMortis (01/03/2013) [-]
******* loved the Fary Cry Experience videos.
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#160 to #142 - guto (01/03/2013) [-]
this one really made me laugh
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#163 to #162 - guto (01/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #171 to #162 - peas (01/03/2013) [-]
Haven't been on FJ for 3 days so someone explain ?
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User avatar #175 to #173 - peas (01/03/2013) [-]
who is this carl??
User avatar #187 to #175 - SaNcAlandariel (01/03/2013) [-]
Carl is a character in Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
User avatar #188 to #187 - peas (01/03/2013) [-]
I see that carl..
User avatar #214 to #142 - IAmManbearpig (01/03/2013) [-]
provide the .png so we can join in on your carling?
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User avatar #216 to #215 - IAmManbearpig (01/03/2013) [-]
thanks
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User avatar #151 to #145 - atheistzilla (01/03/2013) [-]
now put a face on that
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User avatar #146 to #144 - sonnyboii ONLINE (01/03/2013) [-]
Mine is 1980 x 1080

Kill me
#148 to #146 - anon (01/03/2013) [-]
that's so overused you just look like a faggot.
User avatar #154 to #148 - sonnyboii ONLINE (01/03/2013) [-]
Thats why i said kill me because i am dissapoint
#72 - gamecrasher (01/03/2013) [-]
your friends when you play poker
your friends when you play poker
#58 - detectivejewhat (01/03/2013) [-]
mfw i'm doing that quest and I never learned how to play poker.
mfw i'm doing that quest and I never learned how to play poker.
#98 to #58 - drmrniceguy (01/03/2013) [-]
Just "check" every turn
User avatar #101 to #98 - madjackwack (01/03/2013) [-]
you can't if someone raises.
User avatar #103 to #102 - madjackwack (01/03/2013) [-]
go for it, if you have a good enough hand to win the money back that you're putting in.
#105 to #103 - drmrniceguy (01/03/2013) [-]
but I always have a good hand
but I always have a good hand
User avatar #107 to #105 - madjackwack (01/03/2013) [-]
depends what cards are down on the table bretherin.
#41 - tastydinkleberries (01/03/2013) [-]
My name is Niko I've never played any of the GTA's with the Niko character and in school all of the time people ask me if I want to go bowling, play darts, and play cards and I never understood it until about right now..
User avatar #44 to #41 - CRosBY (01/03/2013) [-]
Funny thing is that screen is from Farcry.
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#53 to #50 - tastydinkleberries (01/03/2013) [-]
I'll admit it I thought this correlated with the GTA series considering the title. My bad guys ha
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User avatar #52 to #41 - farcrylogic (01/03/2013) [-]
XD
#65 - jedisquirrel (01/03/2013) [-]
card games are serious ******* business
User avatar #67 to #65 - farcrylogic (01/03/2013) [-]
Yu-Gi-Oh is sooooooooooooooo 2005
#91 to #65 - bababad (01/03/2013) [-]
Dunno....card games are pretty srz (Wild Defiance)
#139 - sublimerule (01/03/2013) [-]
I love the way after he finishes doing something like killing a rare animal for a taxidermist and using its skin to increase the amount of flame thrower fuel he can carry, he's like "I'll play ball, as long as it gets me closer to finding my friends"

Is he smoking ******* crack?

If I go out in the jungle, kill a bunch of wildlife, race some jet ski's, quad bikes, jeeps, recover a bunch of lost ancient artifacts, letters from dead ******* skeleton soldiers, i'll surely find my friends!

Far Cry logic! Still love the game though
#149 to #139 - anon (01/03/2013) [-]
Well he does get drugs whenever he goes to citra's temple so...
#202 to #149 - anm (01/03/2013) [-]
He get's drugged... and ****** so, I guess it's all good.
User avatar #33 - allidoisfapfapfap (01/03/2013) [-]
Playing poker is a lot like sex, if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
User avatar #34 to #33 - gmarrox ONLINE (01/03/2013) [-]
The joke is Spades. Traditional poker doesn't have partners.
User avatar #35 to #34 - allidoisfapfapfap (01/03/2013) [-]
I know, but I heard it told as poker... and well... I guess you could always play it nontraditionally... kinda like anal sex
User avatar #77 to #34 - shroudd (01/03/2013) [-]
I thought it was originally bridge?
User avatar #42 to #34 - broale (01/03/2013) [-]
cheating can entail a partner
#36 to #33 - anon (01/03/2013) [-]
Me 24/7
User avatar #133 to #33 - cazabrow (01/03/2013) [-]
saw that on facebook did you.....a couple of years ago
User avatar #150 to #33 - tias (01/03/2013) [-]
Who the **** plays poker with a partner?
User avatar #5 - ryantheatheist (01/02/2013) [-]
I had no idea what I was doing.
User avatar #12 to #5 - altairibnlaahad (01/03/2013) [-]
You don't know how to play Texas Hold 'em?
User avatar #152 to #12 - ryantheatheist (01/03/2013) [-]
***** , what'd I just say?
User avatar #106 to #5 - skergex (01/03/2013) [-]
THEY GAVE YOU VERY CLEAR INTRUCTIONS TO READ! CAN YOU NOT READ MORTAL?
User avatar #153 to #106 - ryantheatheist (01/03/2013) [-]
***** you're crazy, I'm not reading any instructions
#182 - pabloenis (01/03/2013) [-]
*fixed
#38 - carmineshelmet (01/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #62 to #38 - farcrylogic (01/03/2013) [-]
Well, **** you too.
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