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Blood Dragon. "It's a bow. Seriously, if you need a description of what a bow does, maybe you should stop playing. Maybe read a dictionary. People who don'

"It's a bow. Seriously, if you need a description of what a bow does, maybe you should stop playing. Maybe read a dictionary. People who don't know what bows are get shot in the eyeballs. 'But a bow isn't the future,' you're whining. That's why we put neon on it, because neon is the future. Hence, this is the bow of the future."

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#1 - nicopwnz
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(05/06/2013) [-]
I still prefer this
#41 to #1 - anon
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(05/06/2013) [-]
I hope you know that the term "to take an arrow to the knee" means to get married in Skyrim.

just saiyan
#70 to #41 - anon
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(05/07/2013) [-]
I hope you know that that's fake.
#179 to #1 - tealkangaroo
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(05/07/2013) [-]
#2 to #1 - lordgeneral
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(05/06/2013) [-]
funny. Mine is named 'My Imagination"
#71 to #2 - bowlerpipe
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(05/07/2013) [-]
shh
don't go against the popular ****** overused "memes"
just leave
#168 to #1 - onceknownsober
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(05/07/2013) [-]
but an arrow to knee is a slang the guard uses when he says he got married :(
#171 to #1 - gojeda
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(05/07/2013) [-]
My fav
#72 to #1 - alucord
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(05/07/2013) [-]
Asshole
#202 to #72 - anon
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(05/07/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#204 to #72 - admiralen
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(05/07/2013) [-]
much safer? guards die by the hundreds every time the dovahkiin feels like trying out a new weapon or shout
#20 - hydromatic
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(05/06/2013) [-]
This DLC is amazing
This DLC is amazing
#100 to #20 - chocolatewhite
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(05/07/2013) [-]
Not to be an r-tard, but what is this?
#209 to #100 - nim [OP]
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(05/07/2013) [-]
Far Cry 3 : Blood Dragon
#25 to #20 - northleech
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(05/06/2013) [-]
Wouldn't call it DLC, considering you don't need Far Cry 3 to play it :)
#26 to #25 - animedudej
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(05/06/2013) [-]
i call it "Expand-alone" (got it from Total Biscuit)
#46 to #25 - freakanator
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(05/06/2013) [-]
it is content, you download it
#64 to #20 - mrgoodlove
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(05/06/2013) [-]
Why is he flipping off that slice of pizza? Did it say "You want a pizza me?"
#43 to #20 - operationcomando
Reply +111
(05/06/2013) [-]
It's a standalone.

#48 to #43 - thewickedgoose
Reply +98
(05/06/2013) [-]
its still down loadable content
#50 to #48 - operationcomando
Reply +118
(05/06/2013) [-]
You mean standalone?
#52 to #50 - thewickedgoose
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(05/06/2013) [-]
you download it, and it is content.
#55 to #52 - operationcomando
Reply +131
(05/06/2013) [-]
You don't go on steam and call Far Cry 3, DLC do you?
#56 to #55 - thewickedgoose
Reply +101
(05/06/2013) [-]
it is content that i downloaded.
#57 to #56 - operationcomando
Reply +117
(05/06/2013) [-]
Fine whatever floats your boat man.
Fine whatever floats your boat man.
#58 to #57 - thewickedgoose
Reply +79
(05/06/2013) [-]
WINNAR!
#60 to #58 - macrohunter
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(05/06/2013) [-]
I am thumbing this entire conversation.
#136 to #60 - samjamfan
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(05/07/2013) [-]
thumbing?
#185 to #136 - chillybilly
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#218 to #185 - samjamfan
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(05/08/2013) [-]
BRING IT
#219 to #218 - chillybilly
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#68 to #55 - sepheroth
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(05/07/2013) [-]
You're right. I'm going to start calling every game I download DLC. because, you do technically download all the content for the game.
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#21 - hydromatic
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(05/06/2013) [-]
Here are some other ones. (Enlarge)
#110 to #21 - cuntbisquits
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(05/07/2013) [-]
I have a foot phobia, my friends always stick there feet in my face and next to every time I puke.
#61 to #21 - rprol
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(05/06/2013) [-]
"legs should start at the knees"
#22 to #21 - hydromatic
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#23 to #22 - hydromatic
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#38 - imnotkickthecat
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#39 to #38 - skilletpanhead
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(05/06/2013) [-]
Beat me to it.
#149 to #38 - zapperxxx
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(05/07/2013) [-]
i was going to say that
#5 - anon
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(05/06/2013) [-]
you're a faggot Nico. Skyrim's writers need to have their assholes filled with sulfuric acid for the horrible ****** plotline they inflicted on the elderscrolls trilogy. **** you.
#6 to #5 - anon
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(05/06/2013) [-]
You play the role of an incarnation of one of Akatosh's split personalities, fighting his other personality... you're basically a schizophrenic god fighting himself. ._. I thought it was pretty badass.
#9 to #6 - aldheim
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(05/06/2013) [-]
That is obscenely wrong.
#7 to #5 - anon
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(05/06/2013) [-]
no one gives a ****
#78 to #5 - josephwolfe
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(05/07/2013) [-]
Man, I love these 'trolls'. I laugh my ass off whenever they post
#15 to #5 - alexandsilentsteve
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(05/06/2013) [-]
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#13 to #5 - nicopwnz
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(05/06/2013) [-]
lolwut
#11 to #5 - ironfistballcrush
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(05/06/2013) [-]
>trilogy
#31 to #5 - guymandude
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(05/06/2013) [-]
And here he was, finally willing to go bowling with you. maybe you should spend less time insulting your cousin, and more time learning his name. You're a dick Roman.
#32 to #31 - guymandude
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(05/06/2013) [-]
look how sad he is
#83 to #32 - vicioushaze
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(05/07/2013) [-]
I should cheer you up.
#8 to #5 - mortality
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(05/06/2013) [-]
Trilogy...
#63 - mrgoodlove
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(05/06/2013) [-]
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Always funny
#27 - felixjarl
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(05/06/2013) [-]
#201 to #27 - anon
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(05/07/2013) [-]
Epedemic*
#203 to #201 - Ariados
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(05/07/2013) [-]
no, its epidemic....
#129 - bummerdrummer
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(05/07/2013) [-]
"moving can take you in many exciting directions."


god i love this game.
#85 - desmax
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(05/07/2013) [-]
hahaha, reminds me of the Disgaea ones
#16 - anon
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(05/06/2013) [-]
Gamer

It's a virgin nerd. Seriously, if you need a description of what a gamer nerd is, maybe you should get laid. Maybe look in a mirror. People who play video games are virgin nerds. "But i've had sex before!" you're an idiot. You probably had sex with another nerd, because that's all you could get. Hence, you're each others last resorts.
#24 to #16 - loonquawl
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#40 to #16 - skilletpanhead
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#28 to #16 - nim [OP]
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(05/06/2013) [-]
Dear anon,
Gamer : One who plays video games.
Being a "Gamer" does not define that they fantasize about characters, faps to game porn, spend weeks alone in a basement, have no social lives or any of your "theories" about gamers. Gamers like games. Like a gardener likes gardening. Gaming is a culture. It has followers and groups and a massive base, like any large culture for example, book fans, movie goers, Tv show fans. These are all styles of media in which video games are a part of. Have you played video games? Maybe if you tried a few you wouldn't be so quick to judge.
Love OP
#53 to #16 - tigerrish
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#80 to #16 - vicioushaze
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#86 to #80 - anon
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(05/07/2013) [-]
Ironically that's from Blood Dragon
#93 to #16 - DiabloStrawhat
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(05/07/2013) [-]
Holy ****, Anon. what are you even DOING on the internet?
#74 to #16 - matthewfuckingmain
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#29 to #16 - sirbutterballs
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(05/06/2013) [-]
I like how every time this guy posts this he favorites himself.
I like how every time this guy posts this he favorites himself.
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