GC: White knight cringe.

#117 - touchmybutt

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#205 to #117 - covygrunt

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**covygrunt used "*roll picture*"**
**covygrunt rolled image**A work of art my friend

#208 to #117 - severian

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#119 to #117 - gavnthsociopth [OP]

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I'm looking at my post in a comment, within the comment section of my post.

#121 to #119 - touchmybutt

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#230 to #121 - vbui

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ey bae, anymore new **** releases?

#69 - anon id: ed0014cc

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Is your friend a M'lady person?

1.does he have decorative katanas?
2.The fedora hat.?
3.A matrix coat?
4.Talks about the female as they are gods?
5.Sees a couple arguing in public and later on he will tell you what he had done IF the guy hit the girl?

If all above fills in the criteria for your friend, Then i must say he IS a M'lady savior

#207 to #69 - buttinspecter

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1. It was a few bucks at a garage sale, I've never used it, and I've never put on display in my house.
2. No.
3. I was JP from "Grandma's Boy" for Halloween.
4. No.
5. I can't even remember the last time I've seen this.

#234 to #69 - anon id: 6d627c52

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1 i wouldn't turn one down
2 no hats!
3 i have a long winter coat, does that count?
4 no
5 all i can think about is this

Family Guy Italian Guy in Hypothetical Situation HD

#77 to #69 - anon id: d21058b4

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1 I have a trilby (several actually Only one was bought because I liked it, the others were gifts )
2 I dont have katanas but I have a decorative sword and dagger, is that as cringy?
3 Phew
4 Equals
5 Lel

#216 to #69 - anon id: 889efb7a

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I have a katana, but I'm a blacksmith, so it's part of the job xD

#233 to #216 - shyyguy

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Oh neat

#5 - leifbunny

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My friends are totally getting those neckbeard valentines holy ****.

#192 to #5 - blacklivesmater

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lol dis what whitbois be like

#222 to #5 - averagecodplayer

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Do you need to talk? It's ok I'm a nice guy.

#223 to #222 - leifbunny

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wut?

#225 to #223 - averagecodplayer

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It's ok m'bro you can talk to me

#71 to #5 - anon id: 3183d4e8

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My GF is getting them
I hope she'll laugh, 'cause I want to make her as happy as she makes me.
I really do love her.

#126 to #71 - momad

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ur making me sad and happy at the same time
sappy

#44 - shisno

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>this katana can slice through tank armour
2017, if you're anything like 2016
Kill this meme

#184 to #44 - fluffypain

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glorious nippon steel, bending out of shape when meeting calcium rich bones of filthy gaijin

#14 - djdallyd

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Man the cringe is strong with these guys.....!
Some of these literally hurt to read! I can't believe some guys think girls actually want a dude to say and act like this...!
5/7 perfect Cringe Score!

#169 to #14 - anon id: bc5e3dd3

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To be fair some girls act like they'd love the whole knight-in-shining-armour-shtick.
When they really just want you to be a ******* man and make them laugh. That's propably where the whole "they only go for assholes" whining comes from.

#177 to #169 - djdallyd

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I agree with that brotha! That's why it hurts that guys buy into that and believe this is actually what girls want!

#16 - basanso

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I cringed so bad that I started scrolling back up...

#129 to #16 - bikehole

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This one made me wanna claw my eyes out

#135 to #16 - enlightednatzie

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#220 to #135 - anon id: 83a5f349

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******* roasted

#62 - Sterski

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What's with all these ******* and thinking the Katana is some kind of legendarily sharp super-sword?
I mean I'm a gigantic weeb and even I know Katana's are kinda ****, especially put against a real sword made with good metal.

#111 to #62 - anon id: 74ad3a10

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The myth that "Katanas are ****" that go around FunnyJunk is untrue, and frankly just as ignorant as "Katana's are legendary weapons."
A lot of Katanas today are made with good steel (imported). Even if it was made with Tamahagane (which is made out of satetsu, iron sand), most of the slag and other impurities are liquified and hammered out.
The ones that nerds buy aren't really katanas, but usually meant as props.
Obviously, they aren't "legendary" as some people like to think, but they are like any other weapon. I don't find them better, but weapons are tools, and each tools have their purpose, as does the katana.
I'm a hobby blacksmith and knife-maker.

#200 to #111 - anon id: 305f3129

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katana vs virtually any other sword, katana loses.

:^u

#158 to #111 - brobyddark

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I know I'm not gonna get an answer, cus you're anon, but how'd you get into blacksmithing?

#63 to #62 - gavnthsociopth [OP]

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But they are saying it can slice through tank armor.

#64 to #63 - Sterski

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Well **** you're right, guess I'm wrong. I guess it is sharp enough to cut anything.

#82 to #64 - djdragontwist

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the problem with the ones they have are they are probably from walmart and are **** quality

#83 to #82 - Sterski

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Then it stands to reason they got the longsword from the same place, and it's still better.

#85 to #83 - djdragontwist

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i mean the guys in the comp not the gif

#86 to #85 - Sterski

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Oh, my bad

#87 to #86 - djdragontwist

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im sure the one in the gif is a real handcrafted katana or some ****.

#65 to #64 - gavnthsociopth [OP]

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Wow.
Get rekt.

#90 to #64 - anon id: aa9cf72d

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Part of the flaw in that test was that the whole broadsword is supported by the metal frame. Not that without the frame the outcome would have been much different.