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User avatar #369 - chokinandtokin (01/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#52 - bitey (01/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #10 - kciwtsob (01/30/2014) [-]
The mirror one is an obvious joke
#66 to #10 - hanselsohotritenow (01/30/2014) [-]
Nah man it's definitely real
User avatar #552 to #66 - kibbleking (01/31/2014) [-]
I don't think any of you realize that hanselsohotritenow is being sarcastic.
User avatar #195 to #10 - hieronymous (01/30/2014) [-]
half of these are jokes
#483 to #10 - kciwtsob (01/30/2014) [-]
Why does this have so many thumbs, i didnt do anything. Hell some kid even alluded to it before me, thanks though
User avatar #14 to #10 - deathstare (01/30/2014) [-]
Yup
#220 to #10 - theplogyr (01/30/2014) [-]
NOOOO, DEY ALL REAL, AND BLEAH FEDORAS AND PONYS BETA FAGS OMG SO CRINGEY I DONT WANNA LIVE OPN THIS PLANKET ANYMORE, FAITH IN HUMANITY LUST
#306 to #220 - Rascal (01/30/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #62 at Are you having fun? ** your sarcasm isn't funny
#406 to #306 - jayenoh (01/30/2014) [-]
I mean, it kinda is though
#301 to #220 - Rascal (01/30/2014) [-]
Found the brony.
#100 to #10 - yarr (01/30/2014) [-]
I found it cringe-worthy that OP included it. So in an indirectly way it has a spot in this comp.
#129 to #10 - mariamental (01/30/2014) [-]
Might be from this one
#335 to #129 - Rascal (01/30/2014) [-]
"Might be" :I maria pls
User avatar #567 to #335 - mariamental (01/31/2014) [-]
May be*? English is not my first language. anon pls :|
User avatar #512 to #129 - chrisis (01/31/2014) [-]
They were both jokes
#151 - lordnerevar (01/30/2014) [-]
Jesus Chokinandtokin
The only thing I cringed about here was you.
******* Christ, man... That was the bloody joke.
User avatar #418 to #151 - thefates ONLINE (01/30/2014) [-]
Seriously, He says definitely real a second time too.
#19 - inuzukaa (01/30/2014) [-]
I love this compilations, it makes me feel better about myself
User avatar #44 to #19 - tkfourtwoone (01/30/2014) [-]
I hope you realize that only makes you a very sad case
#71 to #44 - Rascal (01/30/2014) [-]
Nah man it makes him a normal person with insecurities.
Knowing you're not as bad as these faggots can really help with that.
User avatar #73 to #71 - tkfourtwoone (01/30/2014) [-]
Dude, no matter how you put it, if you need to look at THIS level of low so you can "feel better about yourself" (which is a completely moronic concept, in my opinion at least; if you need to laugh at those who are dumber/lower than you, I have bad news for you) then that says a lot about yourself as well
User avatar #74 to #73 - tkfourtwoone (01/30/2014) [-]
tl;dr - you should always look up, not down
#83 to #74 - Rascal (01/30/2014) [-]
can you not take away our moment here
User avatar #141 to #74 - inuzukaa (01/30/2014) [-]
it just a joke, no need to go in psychiatrist mode
User avatar #142 to #141 - inuzukaa (01/30/2014) [-]
but yeah, you got a point in your argument, always look up
#117 to #19 - taiblockzero (01/30/2014) [-]
I don't see what's so wrong with this guy, the only thing that seems strange to me there is the furry part
#282 to #117 - harbingerwolf (01/30/2014) [-]
Annoyingly "furry" is a friggin broad ass term which  covers a 			****		 tonne of people, from completely normal decent people to creepy ass whack jobs like above.  assuming that part was genuine and not a joke page. But then again i've seen a couple of 			*******		 nasty ass furries but fortunately a tonne more of good and normal people.
Annoyingly "furry" is a friggin broad ass term which covers a **** tonne of people, from completely normal decent people to creepy ass whack jobs like above. assuming that part was genuine and not a joke page. But then again i've seen a couple of ******* nasty ass furries but fortunately a tonne more of good and normal people.
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User avatar #281 to #196 - inuzukaa (01/30/2014) [-]
all of them
#90 to #19 - Rascal (01/30/2014) [-]
**** yeah, as soon as I saw that guy in the compilation it reminded me of that triple chinned faggot.Well done.
#477 to #19 - girldad (01/30/2014) [-]
The frontman of the band Egoraptor was the first thing I thought of. my thumb is yours
User avatar #322 to #19 - loopzoop ONLINE (01/30/2014) [-]
The difference between that guy and Egoraptor, is that Egoraptor has sexy chins.
User avatar #3 - phudgepacker (01/30/2014) [-]
pretty sure the guy taking a picture of himself sleepy was on purpose
#114 to #3 - ripgeckosncherios (01/30/2014) [-]
Agree, some person legitimately messed up and it became a thing, also its obvious he messed up on purpose by how he says "she is definately real", etc.
Also I think the Caspian dude has also been proven to be a fake not sure about that one
#11 to #3 - TommyC (01/30/2014) [-]
Yeah I assume so too, seems like a joke on how he said it plus the mirror in the middle of his bed
#120 - walcorn (01/30/2014) [-]
This one is obviously fake and staged for humouristic purposes though.

So not as much cringe as a cheap joke.
User avatar #316 to #120 - outlastgaming (01/30/2014) [-]
It was actually a pretty good joke. It deserves its own post, not ending up on here.
#31 - ozzkey (01/30/2014) [-]
Just another one
User avatar #140 to #31 - thebrownydestroyer **User deleted account** (01/30/2014) [-]
"AT LEAST six figures" You've got to be kidding me
#189 to #31 - kallesmange (01/30/2014) [-]
well you would need to have at least a sic figure income to feed that blob
User avatar #95 to #31 - ilikechoclatemilk (01/30/2014) [-]
why do some girls think it's in ANY wany anyone's obligation to treat them like princesses??? You have to deserve it, and if you're asking for this kind of treatment - let alone demanding it! - you're definitely not worth it.
User avatar #58 to #31 - cthulhucupcake (01/30/2014) [-]
Does she.....
Does she not have legs? ._.
User avatar #64 to #58 - ozzkey (01/30/2014) [-]
Whales dont have any legs you idiot
User avatar #424 to #64 - subadanus (01/30/2014) [-]
le whel joek
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#5 - pokimone (01/30/2014) [-]
Does this mean what I think it means? ...A brony... had sex. A brony got laid. Oh sweet jesus they have become self aware and begun to breed... God help us.
User avatar #486 to #5 - asswithglass (01/30/2014) [-]
Hmmm, but what if he got laid with a brony-girl? Pretty sure that stuff exists. It is also very likely, considering that baby's mother should have accepted the Valentine Dragon name (unless she died in labour). The thought, that there are two people, who are that autistic, makes it even more cringeworthy in my opinion
#526 to #5 - Rascal (01/31/2014) [-]
and before you know it the weeboos will too.
User avatar #109 to #5 - defeats (01/30/2014) [-]
Luckily the baby is a girl.
User avatar #69 to #5 - thatdamnllama (01/30/2014) [-]
no, it means...

I HAVE A CHANCE!
#244 to #5 - zeusx (01/30/2014) [-]
rape
rape
#268 to #244 - Rascal (01/30/2014) [-]
Creepy. Now I have another reason to be scared of public bathrooms.
User avatar #12 to #5 - lyder (01/30/2014) [-]
I think people should be allowed to like whatever they want.
User avatar #15 to #12 - pokimone (01/30/2014) [-]
I like to poke fun at other people. You're move. I don't anyone, in all honestly, I could care less what people do and don't like, to each his or her own, I joke, but you wont find any real judgement from me (hell, I'm gay, I know what that **** feels like). But its important to be able to laugh at onceself, or to learn to not take things too seriously.
User avatar #17 to #15 - lyder (01/30/2014) [-]
Can't really top that mate. Well said.
User avatar #20 to #17 - pokimone (01/30/2014) [-]
Really though, if I offended you, sorry mate. I didn't mean to at all. You seem a like a good guy.
User avatar #492 to #20 - lyder (01/30/2014) [-]
Nah man, it's cool. I just don't like the idea of people having to stay in the closet or whatever because they're afraid of being made fun of.
User avatar #470 to #15 - elmarcocfc (01/30/2014) [-]
Never met a gay person I didn't like. You guys are cool.
User avatar #513 to #470 - pokimone (01/31/2014) [-]
You seem pretty badass yourself my good man!
User avatar #518 to #513 - elmarcocfc (01/31/2014) [-]
Cheers mate!
#238 to #15 - Rascal (01/30/2014) [-]
I'm move.
User avatar #240 to #238 - pokimone (01/30/2014) [-]
Nice to meet you move, I'm dad.
#8 to #5 - discodragon (01/30/2014) [-]
We must stop the uprising before it begins brother.
User avatar #26 to #5 - thisisbait (01/30/2014) [-]
No, he was strapped for cash (they always are) and had to hit a sperm bank, a day later a unsuspecting woman came in wanting a baby. Little did she know, her choice of a random sample would provide her with a bottle of pink glittery semen (from all that plushy horse poon) for her to inject herself with.

9 months later, the "father" wanted to see what had happened to his glittery semen, and found that it had been taken. And he tracked down the owner with the help of /mlp/ (it took 2 weeks to get an address from a phone number) and stalked the mother out for 4 days.

Afterwards he walked up to her and her newborn son, took her son and ran off into the sunset. After making a tweet about it, he dumped the baby at an equine farm to have it raised.

It was trampled to death.
#180 to #5 - subadanus (01/30/2014) [-]
So your telling me there's a chance.
#50 - DemSilver (01/30/2014) [-]
it's inevitable
User avatar #484 to #50 - newforomador (01/30/2014) [-]
I missed the post that had that face, could somebody link me to it?
User avatar #254 to #50 - sirfiiddlesticks (01/30/2014) [-]
that little faggot was never funny
#60 to #50 - Metallicock (01/30/2014) [-]
"Jesus, what's that in your pocket?"


"I don't have pockets my son. . . "
#24 - Rascal (01/30/2014) [-]
u are 1 ******* cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol ****** sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil ****** gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer
#59 to #24 - unfairlybanned (01/30/2014) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#81 to #59 - blastwave (01/30/2014) [-]
Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima ***** fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.
#300 to #59 - Amaze (01/30/2014) [-]
"Gorilla warfare"
#53 - wydell (01/30/2014) [-]
That second kid
That second kid
User avatar #188 to #53 - demigodofmadness (01/30/2014) [-]
Ah, yes. He only cares about whats in a girls lungs. Which is good, because if there isn't oxygen in them, then he's getting laid.
User avatar #80 - thelocksmith (01/30/2014) [-]
**** sake man, i do love these cringe threads but these people really are the saddest faggots on the planet. poor cunts.
#267 - pilotdudeman (01/30/2014) [-]
Cringe all you want, but this little girl makes a great point
User avatar #538 to #267 - trivdiego (01/31/2014) [-]
kids benjamin lasnier. Hes got over 239,000 followers on twitter just for taking pictures of himself. And he's like twelve.
#568 to #538 - pilotdudeman (01/31/2014) [-]
I dont know how to respond....Here's a car crashing into a bar
I dont know how to respond....Here's a car crashing into a bar
User avatar #87 - yorker (01/30/2014) [-]
It was stupid to put the guy taking a pic of himself and saying it was his girlfriend, he was obviously mocking the people that do that. He had the mirror on his ******* bed, he positioned it with the purpose of the phone's reflection being seen, and he made sure to remind us that his girlfriend was "real".

He's joking, not cringeworthy. And I found him pretty funny.
#40 - fyaq (01/30/2014) [-]
The jesus one wasnt that bad, yea excessive but wasnt a cringe. Maybe for the fedora'd atheists in this comp it was.   
   
duck for your rage
The jesus one wasnt that bad, yea excessive but wasnt a cringe. Maybe for the fedora'd atheists in this comp it was.

duck for your rage
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User avatar #307 to #40 - nikolaier ONLINE (01/30/2014) [-]
i feel oddly aroused
User avatar #449 to #40 - TexMex (01/30/2014) [-]
It's definitely one of the most cringey. Believing in Jesus like that and being an adult. Come on. inb4 "le fedorah meme"
User avatar #469 to #40 - blackcynder (01/30/2014) [-]
All I could think about the jesus one was that it was kinda adorable.
User avatar #487 to #40 - twofreegerbils (01/30/2014) [-]
I can understand why a Christian would be excited about that, but it was still a little strange, and in all caps, and posted on facebook.

It didn't make me cringe, but it reminds me of people photoshopping themselves with their favorite celebrity, which is icky.
#333 to #40 - Rascal (01/30/2014) [-]
He photoshopped himself hugging jesus
User avatar #334 to #333 - fyaq (01/30/2014) [-]
really?

we all thought it was real


thanks for clearing that up
User avatar #239 to #40 - rifee (01/30/2014) [-]
Isn't that a little hypocritical, seeing as anything containing remotly the same amount of atheism-related stuff would make the average user in here go above 9000 on the cringe-o-meter?

If anything that post is very cringy just due to the fact that it's such a horrible photoshop, coupled with him trying to be serious. That in itself is worth the place imo.
User avatar #345 to #239 - YllekNayr (01/30/2014) [-]
Yes. Yes it is.
User avatar #152 to #40 - luquaz (01/30/2014) [-]
to me it wasn't cringe-worthy, but instead sad. if you think about it - if it's true and serious - the man is basically longing for the day he dies.
User avatar #305 to #152 - luquaz (01/30/2014) [-]
my original point had nothing to do what you said. all i said was it's sad how someone can't wait for death.
#125 to #40 - sanepane (01/30/2014) [-]
Nah, the Jesus one wasn't bad at all. I mean, hugging Jesus would probably be pretty high on the "to-do" lists of any faithful Christians after they'd get to heaven. Making that into a picture was imho quite unnecessary though. It's just a little awkward.

But looking at the fedorafaggotry below that picture, well... Yeah. Jesushugger simply doesn't compare.

edit: small change of phrasing.
User avatar #496 to #125 - mattnn (01/30/2014) [-]
The jesus one is just as bad as those faggots that paste ponies in their pictures and imagine they live in a world with em.
This jesus figure is just a much imaginary as the ponies, aint less cringy just cause a few more tards believe in jesus.

Sure thing people can believe in what ever they want, but remember that youre on the same level as these mlp lovers
#577 to #496 - sanepane (01/31/2014) [-]
OH, and by they way. I'm a skeptic agnostic. So yeah, no need to get all " **** your faith" on me, I really don't care.
#576 to #496 - sanepane (01/31/2014) [-]
People who believe in Jesus, believe in Jesus. They believe that him being up there in heaven with God is fact. That's what they believe, regardless of whether its true or not. Even though the man hugging Jesus knew that Jesus wasn't actually there hugging him, he still believed that Christ was watching out for him even at that moment (at every moment, basically) and would be waiting for him in heaven when the time came.

"Bronies" know that MLP is just a television series. People who photoshop ponies into their pictures know that they aren't actually there, and never will be. They're substituting real people with beings that don't exist, and they KNOW they don't exist. And then they purposefully show it to the world with these cringeworthy pictures, potentially promoting to their circles of friends&relatives(e.g. they post it on FB) of just how sad and lonely they really are.

So ya, there's a huge difference.

... And should there actually be some bronies who believe that these ponies exist in our universe, well... With no peer pressure, no long history and tradition revolving around the belief that it's real, and with the series' creators not even thinking of claiming any of the show is real... Needless to say, they'd be a far more sad sight than either of the previous two.
User avatar #578 to #576 - mattnn (01/31/2014) [-]
People who believe in ponies, believe in MLP. They believe that they being up there in Equestria with the ponies is fact. That's what they believe, regardless of whether its true or not. Even though the man hugging the pony knew that the ponies wasn't actually there hugging him, he still believed that the ponies was watching out for him even at that moment (at every moment, basically) and would be waiting for him in Equestria when the time came.

Christians know that Jesus is just a character in the bible. People who photoshop Jesus into their pictures know that he isnt actually there, and never will be. They're substituting real people with beings that don't exist, and they KNOW they don't exist. And then they purposefully show it to the world with these cringeworthy pictures, potentially promoting to their circles of friends&relatives(e.g. they post it on FB) of just how sad and lonely they really are.
#582 to #578 - sanepane (01/31/2014) [-]
Shoving aside the relevance two thousand years of history with Christianity and the power of actively brainwashing youth through religious dogma in favour of making a poor joke concerning absurd connections with Christians and people watching a childrens show out of their own will. Sure, whatever. Have a nice day.
#104 to #40 - doddythechef (01/30/2014) [-]
i want a god damn duck
i want a god damn duck
#78 - melwach (01/30/2014) [-]
Is he wearing one of these plastic collars chicks used to wear in the late 90s/early 2000s?
Also he mutated from a pseudo black metal dude who takes **** too seriously and obviously listens to the wrong bands and therefore is a faggot...to a faggot.
User avatar #198 to #78 - RevengeNL (01/30/2014) [-]
bitchitroll
this guy looks like you
is it you
User avatar #555 to #198 - bitchitroll ONLINE (01/31/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #246 to #198 - ied (01/30/2014) [-]
i ******* think it is you know
User avatar #250 to #246 - RevengeNL (01/30/2014) [-]
I mean he did some weird **** too
User avatar #251 to #250 - ied (01/30/2014) [-]
tru tru
User avatar #252 to #251 - RevengeNL (01/30/2014) [-]
sell me some blunts m8
User avatar #253 to #252 - ied (01/30/2014) [-]
can i come to nl and smoke weed w/ you?
User avatar #255 to #253 - RevengeNL (01/30/2014) [-]
fo sho
User avatar #354 to #78 - beamersmack **User deleted account** (01/30/2014) [-]
His face makes me think of Planet of the Apes. Any version, sequel, and/or prequel.
User avatar #456 to #78 - rockamekishiko (01/30/2014) [-]
how can anyone listen to the wrong bands?
User avatar #572 to #456 - melwach (01/31/2014) [-]
If you try being all hardcore and badass and listen to Britney Spears, one might say you listen to the wrong bands considering you're trying so hard to transport a certain image of yourself.
User avatar #361 to #78 - BeaverBalls ONLINE (01/30/2014) [-]
has no one else noticed that his tattoos are missing in the second pic? which means he drew them on with a marker



just to add another layer of cringe to it
User avatar #522 to #361 - dubslao (01/31/2014) [-]
the only tattoos I can see are the ones on the back of his right hand and in the second pic the back of his hand is not showing
User avatar #553 to #522 - BeaverBalls ONLINE (01/31/2014) [-]
he has lettering on his fingers, or what looks like lettering, on the same hand as the hand tattoo
#452 - anonymoose ONLINE (01/30/2014) [-]
A brony got laid, so what's stopping you?
User avatar #571 to #452 - enpootis (01/31/2014) [-]
I'm not a rapist
User avatar #474 to #452 - HordeyWordey (01/30/2014) [-]
Standards
#186 - kodex (01/30/2014) [-]
This is a piss-take...
User avatar #286 to #186 - devourhim (01/30/2014) [-]
if he wasn't joking then he's really ******* stupid for not realising he made a picture infront of a mirror -.-
#443 to #186 - TheSchwartz (01/30/2014) [-]
It's fake. He's parodying "bae caught me slippin"
#444 to #443 - TheSchwartz (01/30/2014) [-]
Forgive me for the watermark. It was the first one I could find over Google images.
#462 - isconfuzzled (01/30/2014) [-]
I'm like 99% sure the guy taking the picture of himself sleeping was kidding.
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